Quayle quotes

[David Drass]

If anyone has the list of stupid Dan Quayle quotes that was posted a
few months ago, could you please post it for me or mail it to me.

thanks,
Dave

Dr...@shirley.cs.widener.edu

[Gary Beason]

I too would appreciate the list of Quayle quotes.

gary Beason
bu...@expert.cc.purdue.edu

[Scott Aaron]

This list is somewhat old but still good.



Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the Phoenix Republican
Forum, March 1990

The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle Referring to Latin America.

May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.
-- The Quayle's 1989 Christmas card.
[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]

Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and
I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of
situations and I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news
conference about it. I'm going to put it in a safe and keep it there! Does
that answer your question?
-- Vice President Dan Quayle when asked what he
would do if he assumed the Presidency,1988

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the
United States!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988


-- Scott @Brandeis

[Elizabeth G. Levy]

In article <52...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> bu...@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Gary Beason) writes:
>I too would appreciate the list of Quayle quotes.

There's a book out in there stores right now, something like
_The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dan Quayle_. It should have
each and every quote collected by the "Quayle Quarterly" over the
past 3-1/2 years.

[Marc Andreessen]

/elizabeth/ There's a book out in there stores right now, something
/elizabeth/ like _The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dan Quayle_. It
/elizabeth/ should have each and every quote collected by the
/elizabeth/ "Quayle Quarterly" over the past 3-1/2 years.

The title is ``What A Waste: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dan
Quayle'', and everything in it is documented (the best part).

A few representative clips:

Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it
appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years. Wimp.
Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob. Squirrel. Asshole.
George Bush.
-- President George Bush

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle.

I feel that this [1981] is my first year, that next year is an
election year, that the third year is the mid point and that the
fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the
last two years, I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those
last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I
don't have to do that.
-- Senator Dan Quayle.

You don't make money in politics. Or, I should say --- you
shouldn't.
-- Marilyn Quayle.

Cheers,

Marc

--
Marc Andreessen
Software Development Group
National Center for Supercomputing Applications
ma...@ncsa.uiuc.edu

[jmcb...@ccvax.ucd.ie]

In article <MARCA.92J...@wintermute.ncsa.uiuc.edu>, ma...@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Marc Andreessen) writes:
>
> /elizabeth/ There's a book out in there stores right now, something
> /elizabeth/ like _The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dan Quayle_. It
> /elizabeth/ should have each and every quote collected by the
> /elizabeth/ "Quayle Quarterly" over the past 3-1/2 years.
>
> The title is ``What A Waste: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dan
> Quayle'', and everything in it is documented (the best part).
>

> Cheers,
>
> Marc
>
> --
> Marc Andreessen
> Software Development Group
> National Center for Supercomputing Applications
> ma...@ncsa.uiuc.edu

You wouldn't happen to have an address where I could get this by mail order
would you? Good books on Dan the Man are sooooooooo hard to get over here.

Thanx

james p mc bride
ceepa, ucd,
belfield, dublin,
ireland