Citing Freezing Weather Conditions, Al Gore Cancels Global Warming Speech [Jan. 3, 2018]
https://babylonbee.com/news/citing-freezing-weather-conditions-al-gore-cancels-global-warming-speech

Internet Inventor Al Gore Bans Trump From Internet [May 6, 2021]
https://babylonbee.com/news/internet-inventor-al-gore-bans-trump-from-internet

Al Gore Predicts Massive Apocalypse If Billions Are Not Spent On His Books, Films [Oct. 11, 2018]
https://babylonbee.com/news/al-gore-predicts-massive-apocalypse-if-billions-are-not-spent-on-his-books-films

Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President [Nov. 9, 2018]
https://babylonbee.com/news/florida-recount-finally-wraps-up-al-gore-declared-president

Biden Signs Order Supporting Gender Surgery, Promises 'If You Like Your Genitals You Can Keep Your Genitals'
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-new-trans-rights-order-says-if-you-like-your-genitals-you-can-keep-your-genitals

Trump Smites Rock With Nine-Iron, Causing It To Spew Forth Cheap Gasoline
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-smites-rock-with-nine-iron-causing-it-to-spew-forth-cheap-gasoline

Democrats Argue That Clarence Thomas Should Only Have 3/5 Of A Vote
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-argue-that-clarence-thomas-should-only-have-35-of-a-vote

Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders
https://babylonbee.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-to-prison-in-spite-of-years-of-faithful-service-to-nations-leaders

With Progressive Women Out Protesting For Abortion, Men In Office Finally Get Some Work Done
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-women-employees-all-out-protesting-for-abortion-men-in-office-finally-get-some-work-done

'God Feels So Distant,' Says Man Who Hasn't Prayed All Week
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-feels-so-distant-says-man-who-hasnt-prayed-all-week

New California Law Requires Separate Restrooms For People Who Think They Are Napoleon Bonaparte
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-requires-separate-restrooms-for-people-who-think-they-are-napoleon-bonaparte

Biden Follows Congresswomen Into Bathroom To Negotiate Infrastructure Bill
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-following-women-into-restrooms-is-just-part-of-my-usual-process-and-what-are-we-talking-about-again

Nation That Kills 3,000 Babies A Day Feels Morally Superior To Slaveowners From 200 Years Ago
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-that-kills-3000-babies-a-day-feels-morally-superior-to-slaveowners-from-200-years-ago

Democrats Argue That Clarence Thomas Should Only Have 3/5 Of A Vote

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