Like the Earth is Flat?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth
Like disease comes from Humors?
http://ancienthistory.about.com/cs/hippocrates/a/hippocraticmeds.htm
Like heavier than air flight is impossible?
Like Computers will never get smaller than 4 tons?
We can close the books on infectious diseases.
Surgeon General of the United States William H. Stewart, 1969;
speaking to the U.S. Congress – cited in The Killers Within: The
Deadly Rise Of Drug-Resistant Bacteria by Mark J. Plotkin and Michael
Shnayerson, 2003, ISBN 0316735663.
With over fifteen types of foreign cars already on sale here, the
Japanese auto industry isn’t likely to carve out a big share of the
market for itself.
Businessweek, August 2, 1968.
Laugh laugh laugh.
Gunner, who is a member of the Flat Earth Society btw.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
Technology
Technology refers to tools, machines, and other tangible devices that
are used by humans for certain processes.
Railroads
Rail travel at high speed is not possible, because passengers,
unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.
Dr Dionysius Lardner (1793-1859), professor of Natural
Philosophy and Astronomy, University College London, 1823.
Light bulb
Everyone acquainted with the subject will recognize it as a
conspicuous failure.
Henry Morton, president of the Stevens Institute of
Technology, on Edison's light bulb, 1880.
Telephone, telegraph
Well-informed people know that it is impossible to transmit the
human voice over wires as may be done with dots and dashes of Morse
code, and that, were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no
practical value.
Unidentified Boston newspaper, 1865
Quoted in Jehl, Francis (1936). Menlo Park Reminiscences (1st
edition ed.). Dearborn, Michigan: Edison Institute. pp. unidentified
page (of 430).
Re-quoted in Gregory, Richard Langton (1994). "What Use Is a
Jelly Baby?". Even Odder Perceptions. Routledge. pp. p. 18. ISBN
0415061067.
Transmission of documents via telephone wires is possible in
principle, but the apparatus required is so expensive that it will
never become a practical proposition.
Dennis Gabor, British physicist and author of Inventing the
Future, 1962.
Automobiles
The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty—a
fad.
The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry
Ford's lawyer not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903.
The ordinary 'horseless carriage' is at present a luxury for the
wealthy; and although its price will probably fall in the future, it
will never, of course, come into as common use as the bicycle.
Literary Digest, 1899.
Airplanes
Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical (sic) and
insignificant, if not utterly impossible.
Simon Newcomb; The Wright Brothers flew at Kittyhawk 18 months
later. Newcomb was not impressed.
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist, president of
the British Royal Society, 1895.
It is apparent to me that the possibilities of the aeroplane,
which two or three years ago were thought to hold the solution to the
[flying machine] problem, have been exhausted, and that we must turn
elsewhere.
Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1895.
There will never be a bigger plane built.
A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin
engine plane that holds ten people.
Radio
Radio has no future.
Lord Kelvin, Northern Irish mathematician and physicist,
former president of the Royal Society, 1897.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who
would pay for a message sent to no one in particular?
Associates of David Sarnoff responding to the latter's call
for investment in the radio in 1921.
Rockets
A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth's atmosphere.
New York Times, 1936.
Television
While theoretically and technically television may be feasible,
commercially and financially it is an impossibility, a development of
which we need waste little time dreaming.
Lee De Forest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the
vacuum tube, 1926.
Television won't last because people will soon get tired of
staring at a plywood box every night.
Darryl Zanuck, movie producer, 20th Century Fox, 1946.
Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan.
Mary Somerville, pioneer of radio educational broadcasts,
1948.
Atomic/nuclear power
There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.
Robert Millikan, American physicist and Nobel Prize winner,
1923.
No “scientific bad boy” ever will be able to blow up the world by
releasing atomic energy.
Robert Millikan, American physicist and Nobel Prize winner,
attributed without citation in "They are saying", Popular Science 116
(2), February 1930, p. 66.
There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will
ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be
shattered at will.
Albert Einstein, 1932.
The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very
poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the
transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine.
Ernest Rutherford, shortly after splitting the atom for the
first time.
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but
it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous.
Winston Churchill, First Lord of the Admiralty, then
soon-to-be British Prime Minister, 1939.
The basic questions of design, material and shielding, in
combining a nuclear reactor with a home boiler and cooling unit, no
longer are problems... The system would heat and cool a home, provide
unlimited household hot water, and melt the snow from sidewalks and
driveways. All that could be done for six years on a single charge of
fissionable material costing about $300.
Robert Ferry, executive of the U.S. Institute of Boiler and
Radiator Manufacturers, 1955.
Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10
years.
Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp.,
in the New York Times in 1955.
Computers
I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked
with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a
fad that won't last out the year.
The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall,
1957.
[By 1985], machines [computers] will be capable of doing any work
Man can do.
Herbert A. Simon, Nobel Laureate from Carnegie Mellon
University, one of the founders of the field of artificial
intelligence – speaking in 1965.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his
home.
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital
Equipment Corporation (DEC), in a talk given to a 1977 World Future
Society meeting in Boston. This is widely quoted but Olsen claims it
is taken out of context, that he was not referring to personal
computers but to a household computer that would control the home.
Reference: "Ken Olsen", Snopes, includes bibliography.
Space travel
To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the
controlling gravitational field of the moon where the passengers can
make scientific observations, perhaps land alive, and then return to
earth - all that constitutes a wild dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am
bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur
regardless of all future advances.
Lee De Forest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the
vacuum tube, in 1957[1]
There is practically no chance communications space satellites
will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or
radio service inside the United States.
T. Craven, FCC Commissioner (USA), in 1961 (the first
commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965).
Miscellaneous technology
What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and
currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me,
I have not the time to listen to such nonsense.
Napoleon Bonaparte, when told of Robert Fulton's steamboat,
1800s.
The phonograph has no commercial value at all.
Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1880s.
X-rays will prove to be a hoax.
Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society, 1883.
Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time.
Nobody will use it, ever.
Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1889 (Edison often ridiculed
the arguments of competitor George Westinghouse for AC power).
I must confess that my imagination refuses to see any sort of
submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at
sea.
H.G. Wells, British novelist, in 1901.
The idea that cavalry will be replaced by these iron coaches is
absurd. It is little short of treasonous.
Comment of Aide-de-camp to Field Marshal Haig, at tank
demonstration, 1916.
Very interesting, Whittle, my boy, but it will never work.
Cambridge Aeronautics Professor, when shown Frank Whittle's
plan for the jet engine.
The world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most.
IBM, to the eventual founders of Xerox, saying the photocopier
had no market large enough to justify production, 1959.
Science, medicine, and health
Science in this case refers to any of the diverse scientific fields of
study, medicine refers to the scientific study of the body and how it
functions, and health refers to the study of how to keep the body
functioning well.
I would sooner believe that two Yankee professors lied, than that
stones fell from the sky.
Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President, on hearing reports of
meteorites, 1790s(?).
The abolishment of pain in surgery is a chimera. It is absurd to
go on seeking it...knife and pain are two words in surgery that must
forever be associated in the consciousness of the patient.
Dr. Alfred Velpeau, French surgeon, 1839.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Pierre Pachet, British surgeon and Professor of Physiology at
Toulouse, 1872.
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from
the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon
John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon
Extraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873.
We are probably nearing the limit of all we can know about
astronomy.
Simon Newcomb, Canadian-born American astronomer, 1888.
The more important fundamental laws and facts of physical science
have all been discovered, and these are so firmly established that the
possibility of their ever being supplanted in consequence of new
discoveries is exceedingly remote. Nevertheless, it has been found
that there are apparent exceptions to most of these laws, and this is
particularly true when the observations are pushed to a limit, i.e.,
whenever the circumstances of experiment are such that extreme cases
can be examined. Such examination almost surely leads, not to the
overthrow of the law, but to the discovery of other facts and laws
whose action produces the apparent exceptions.
Albert Abraham Michelson, Light waves and their uses,
University of Chicago Press, 1903. The first sentence is often quoted
out of context, completely misrepresenting his intent.
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of
lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.
W.C. Heuper, National Cancer Institute, 1954.
Every attempt to refer chemical questions to mathematical
doctrines must be considered, now and always, profoundly irrational,
as being contrary to the nature of the phenomena. . . . but if the
employment of mathematical analysis should ever become so preponderant
in chemistry (an aberration which is happily almost impossible) it
would occasion vast and rapid retrogradation...
Auguste Comte, The Positive Philosophy, 1853
Future historical, social, and pop-cultural events
Four or five frigates will do the business without any military
force.
British prime minister Lord North, on dealing with the
rebellious American colonies, 1774.
Ours has been the first [expedition], and doubtless to be the
last, to visit this profitless locality.
Lt. Joseph Ives, after visiting the Grand Canyon in 1861.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-.
Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick, spoken as he looked out over
the parapet at enemy lines during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court
House in 1864.
No, it will make war impossible.
Hiram Maxim, inventor of the machine gun, in response to the
question "Will this gun not make war more terrible?" from Havelock
Ellis, an English scientist, 1893.
I am tired of all this sort of thing called science here... We
have spent millions in that sort of thing for the last few years, and
it is time it should be stopped.
Simon Cameron, U.S. Senator, on the Smithsonian Institution,
1901.
Man will not fly for 50 years.
Wilbur Wright, American aviation pioneer, to brother Orville,
after a disappointing flying experiment, 1901 (their first successful
flight was in 1903).
The invention of aircraft will make war impossible in the future.
George Gissing, 1903.
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
Grover Cleveland, U.S. President, 1905.
The coming of the wireless era will make war impossible, because
it will make war ridiculous.
Guglielmo Marconi, pioneer of radio, Technical World Magazine,
October, 1912, page 145.
You will be home before the leaves have fallen from the trees.
Kaiser Wilhelm, to the German troops, August 1914.
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
Irving Fisher, economics professor at Yale University, 1929.
This is the second time in our history that there has come back
from Germany to Downing Street peace with honour. I believe it is
peace for our time.
Neville Chamberlain, British Prime Minister, September 30th,
1938.
The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators,
but that doesn’t mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are
bluffing. They are excellent at bluffing.
Hermann Goering, Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe, 1942.
It will be gone by June.
Variety, passing judgement on rock 'n roll in 1955.
A short-lived satirical pulp.
Time magazine, writing off Mad magazine in 1956.
We will bury you.
Nikita Kruschev, Soviet Premier, predicting Soviet communism
will win over U.S. capitalism, 1958. Originally mistranslated, a
better translation would be "We will be there when you are buried", a
common Russian insult.
In all likelihood world inflation is over.
International Monetary Fund CEO, 1959.
Reagan doesn’t have that presidential look.
United Artists Executive, rejecting Ronald Reagan as lead in
1964 film The Best Man.
And for the tourist who really wants to get away from it all,
safaris in Vietnam
Newsweek, predicting popular holidays for the late 1960s.
Remote shopping, while entirely feasible, will flop—because women
like to get out of the house, like to handle merchandise, like to be
able to change their minds.
Time, 1966, in one sentence writing off e-commerce long before
anyone had ever heard of it.
If anything remains more or less unchanged, it will be the role of
women.
David Riesman, conservative American social scientist, 1967.
It will be years - not in my time - before a woman will become
Prime Minister.
Margaret Thatcher, future Prime Minister, October 26th, 1969.
Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES.
George H. W. Bush, 1988.
This antitrust thing will blow over.
Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft.
It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.
Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895
The war... will last... six days, six weeks... I doubt six months.
Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War
Celebrities, athletes, and great artists and their works
If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it
will soon fall into disuse.
Philip Hale, Boston Music Critic, 1837.
By the year 1982 the graduated income tax will have practically
abolished major differences in wealth.
Irwin Edman, professor of philosophy Columbia University,
1932.
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face, and
not Gary Cooper.
Gary Cooper, on declining the lead role in Gone with the Wind.
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Decca Records, when they rejected The Beatles, 1962.
The singer (Mick Jagger) will have to go; the BBC won’t like him.
First Rolling Stones manager Eric Easton to his partner after
watching them perform.
The case is a loser.
Johnnie Cochran, on soon-to-be client O.J.’s chances of
winning, 1994.
Children just aren’t interested in Witches and Wizards anymore.
Anonymous publishing executive writing to JK Rowling 1996
Entrepreneurs and their revolutionary ideas
...so many centuries after the Creation it is unlikely that anyone
could find hitherto unknown lands of any value.
Committee advising King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain
regarding a proposal by Christopher Columbus, 1486.
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
You're crazy.
Associates of Edwin L. Drake refusing his suggestion to drill
for oil in 1859.
No one will pay good money to get from Berlin to Potsdam in one
hour when he can ride his horse there in one day for free.
King William I of Prussia, on hearing of the invention of
trains, 1864.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
A Yale University management professor in response to a
college assignment by Fred Smith proposing a reliable overnight
delivery service, in 1966. Smith would later go on to found Federal
Express Corp.
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports
say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you
make.
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields'
Cookies.
Experts.....snicker
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"President Obama is not going to lose. He will be re-elected. It is those of
you who have these grand fantasies of that pip-squeak Romney actually having
a chance at winning the election that will have to wake up to reality the
day after the election. I hear there is plenty of room in the rest of the
world where you can reside and establish new citizenship.
Kirby Grant,<
KGr...@yahoo.com>