Roger Goodell should be ashamed of his insufferable NFL

[Leroy N. Soetoro]

https://nypost.com/2021/05/01/nfl-draft-showcases-everything-wrong-with-
league-goodell/

It happened in Cleveland. This time.

From its salacious Super Bowl halftime shows, to its annual draft
productions that are sound and look like pro wrestling extravaganzas, to
blind pandering to the extremist, destructive, selectively outraged BLM
movement, to its chosen silence in addressing rosters featuring gun-toting
criminals, Roger Goodell’s NFL has become tough to suffer.

From PSLs designed to make financial suckers out of fans while abandoning
its oldest and most devoted customers, to games increasingly determined by
rotten behavior, to come-ons to bet on every player and game for its cut
of the action, Roger Goodell’s NFL can’t seem more eager to let
intelligent, civilized fans know that the league is no longer for them.

Thursday’s first round, flash-driven draft coverage from Cleveland on ESPN
reflected what the NFL has become: an enterprise geared toward young men
who act as if they were just released from juvenile detention and into a
whirling, mindless and desensitizing WWE show.

The cuts from a glitzy, graffiti-themed stage — what was the purpose, the
sell and to whom? — to young, howling caps-backward yahoos, to live music
where none was necessary, this unwelcomed variety show left the early
message that you’ll read about it in the morning rather than suffer
another insult to the civilized senses.

As reader Doug Gibson, lifelong Packers fan from Jersey, wrote 20 minutes
in, “I’m outta here. Back to ‘Wheel of Fortune.’ ”

At the same time, Goodell’s NFL continues to quietly indulge the arrests
of players in escalating, near-standard episodes.

On April 23, Steelers cornerback Justin Layne was arrested near Cleveland
and charged with a felony. He had the modern NFL checklist of charges
covered:

Booked at 3 a.m., he was driving — speeding at nearly 90 mph in a 60 mph
zone — on a suspended license. He was in possession of weed. He was
charged with illegal possession of a gun. What else is new?

Where do NFL players go and what do they do — often well after midnight —
that so many need to carry guns? Are they for offense or defense? Why
would anyone exceed the speed limit at nearly 30 mph with no driver’s
license, carrying weed and illegally carrying a gun?

We can now ask such questions on a regular basis. But Goodell’s NFL won’t
even acknowledge the problems.

Recently, Saints cornerback Marshon Lattimore, with a contract that
guarantees him nearly $16 million, was arrested for alleged possession of
a stolen gun, known on NFL telecasts as “off the field problems.”

Google “NFL gun arrests” to choose from piles of gun-busted players on
Goodell’s watch. Yet, judging from his silence — he’s a very selective
activist — he hasn’t noticed.

Though Goodell consistently ignores such serious in-league issues, he has
no problem investing big dough to publicly scold the presumed “systemic
racism” of hundreds of thousands tuned in to NFL games. He’d have white
fans believe they’re all racists in need of fixing.

Yep, those who invest their time, money and devotion in a mostly black
sport are all racists.

The Steelers’ Layne, as heard in a tape from the back of the police car
complaining he was busted for just “a blunt,” is another college man who
seems functionally illiterate.

He was recruited to and played three seasons for Michigan State, another
among scores of publicly funded colleges infamous for producing, then
spitting out, those who depart in worse social condition than when they
arrived.

The conclusion that the NFL draft, same as NCAA Division I football, is
rooted in academic and financial fraud is inescapable to eyes, ears and
brains that can calculate two-plus-two.

Then there are the former NFL criminals hired by TV to tell us right from
wrong. For no good reason, that’s also a new standard.

Kay goes out of his way to lean on gimmicks, catchphrases
The problem with YES’s Michael Kay is that he’s too slick to realize he’s
not that slick.

Last week, as the first pitch was about to be thrown, he realized he
hadn’t issued his worn “Let’s do it!” so he quickly jammed it in, thus,
from the game’s start he chose to be heard as extra forced and extra
foolish as an ill self-advised self-promotion artist.

His now steady, highly defensive praise of Giancarlo Stanton as per his
superior “exit velocity” relies on rationalizations to badly miss the
point.

Naturally, a batter who swings as hard as Stanton will hit the ball hard
when he makes good contact. But otherwise he’s a strikeout machine who
treats 0-2 the same as 2-0. Thus Kay’s claim that his “exit velo,” is
proof of successful achievement becomes repetitive nonsense.

Last week, Kay spoke a long discourse about how tough it must be on Gary
Sanchez to have to concentrate on both hitting and catching in the same
game, though he noted that Sanchez used to be a good hitter.

Yep, multi-tasking has diminished his skills, though it didn’t afflict the
16 catchers in the Hall of Fame. And it hasn’t seemed to hurt the steady
climb of Kyle Higashoika who, unlike Sanchez, appears to have paid
attention in baseball school.

If catching has caused Sanchez such two-way problems, but catching never
did a few years ago, as Kay suggested, why not make him a DH — as if as a
DH he won’t strike out as often trying to hit homers. Besides, in Stanton,
the Yankees have a $29 million-per DH to fill that need.

If only Kay called the game rather than trying to serve as a feckless,
wishful and transparent Yankees propagandist wedded to tired, predictable
and silly signature phrases.

Thursday, as Yanks-Orioles went to the 10th, Kay had to issue his “Free
baseball!” call. Clever stuff — once, perhaps.

How will that work when one of those new nonsense seven-inning games goes
to the eighth? Will he holler, “Free baseball”?

WFAN pushes parlays
Do WFAN “Promo Code” hosts — Gregg Giannotti and Maggie Gray, among others
— truly believe what they put their names to, that parlay wagers are good
bets? Do they sincerely believe that such bets are of greater financial
benefit to their listeners than to FanDuel? If so, why would FanDuel be
eager to pitch bets that diminish their daily rake?

Sparky Fungobatz Stats of the Week: As of Friday, the Tigers had 164 hits
and had struck out 262 times. The opposite used to be acceptable. Thursday
the Tigers K’d 13 times in a seven-inning game. In the 14-inning
doubleheader versus the White Sox, they struck out 22 times.

NBA box scores often include DNP — “did not play, coach’s decision.” Kyrie
Irving has inspired a new entry, DFLP — didn’t feel like playing

Anyway, a hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar, order a beer. “Sorry,”
says the barkeep, “we don’t serve food.”



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