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Chris Holt

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May 4, 1994, 8:04:21 AM5/4/94
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jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:

> Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
>hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
>representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
>worst.

> Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
>be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
>trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
>penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.

Is sexual harassment a high crime or misdemeanor? Or are you
just fantasizing?

>Hillary Rob'em Cheat'em will run off with Donna Shalala after divorcing
>Slick and the nation will reject this year's crop of Dummycrats and
>Democrooks. conservatives will finally have a shot at instituting our
>programs.

Well, if Dan Quayle is gearing up for the Presidency, then maybe
the Great Liberal Media Conspiracy will be smashed, and we'll
start seeing some True-Blue Conservative press stories about how
Clinton is alleged to have engaged in unethical activities, as
opposed to the deafening silence over the past year.

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henry jakala

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May 4, 1994, 2:06:05 AM5/4/94
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Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
worst.

Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.

Hillary Rob'em Cheat'em will run off with Donna Shalala after divorcing

Slick and the nation will reject this year's crop of Dummycrats and
Democrooks. conservatives will finally have a shot at instituting our
programs.


so long Bill and don't bend over to pick up the soap ! hee-hee

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dave c jarzabek

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May 4, 1994, 1:49:05 PM5/4/94
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In article <CpA1J...@newcastle.ac.uk>, Chris...@newcastle.ac.uk (Chris Holt) writes:
|> jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:
|>
|> > Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
|> >hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
|> >representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
|> >worst.
|>
|> > Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
|> >be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
|> >trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
|> >penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.
|>
|> Is sexual harassment a high crime or misdemeanor? Or are you
|> just fantasizing?

Good question, ask Bob Packwood.
--dave.j

Broward Horne

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May 4, 1994, 4:01:22 PM5/4/94
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In a previous article, skyw...@dino.qci.bioch.bcm.tmc.edu (Timothy Reynolds) says:

>Just another Republican mouthpiece trying to rewrite the outcome of the
>92 election....


Okay. Your asked for it.

WHY DO WE NEED FOREIGN MERCENARIES??? Why is a provision for
the importation of FOREIGN MERCENARIES IN THE CRIME BILL???

WHY DOES THE BATF NEED MILITARY ATTACK AIRCRAFT?

WHY HAS BILL CLINTON SIGNED OVER U.S. MARINE WEAPONS OF WAR
TO THE BATF?

Pull your HEAD OUT, son.


>tim
>

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May 4, 1994, 2:45:34 PM5/4/94
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In article <2q8n6h$l...@lm1.oryx.com> dave.j...@oryx.com writes:
>In article <CpA1J...@newcastle.ac.uk>, Chris...@newcastle.ac.uk (Chris Holt) writes:
>|> jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:
>|>
>|> > Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
>|> >hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
>|> >representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
>|> >worst.
>|>
>|> > Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
>|> >be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be

Excuse me but you forgot one line from the story that will be in tommorows
newspapers.


"Paula Corbin Jones offered to hush up is she were offered a job
in Washington" President Clinton refused.

Just another Republican mouthpiece trying to rewrite the outcome of the
92 election....

tim

Robert Nehls

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May 4, 1994, 5:32:26 PM5/4/94
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Chris Holt (Chris...@newcastle.ac.uk) wrote:
: jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:

: > Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
: >hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
: >representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
: >worst.

: > Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
: >be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
: >trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
: >penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.

: Is sexual harassment a high crime or misdemeanor? Or are you
: just fantasizing?

Paula has stated that Bill also ran his hand up her leg. This is sexual
assult. No Bill won't go to prison, but the idea of him playing hide the
soap with a huge prison inmate is quite amusing.

: >Hillary Rob'em Cheat'em will run off with Donna Shalala after divorcing


: >Slick and the nation will reject this year's crop of Dummycrats and
: >Democrooks. conservatives will finally have a shot at instituting our
: >programs.

: Well, if Dan Quayle is gearing up for the Presidency, then maybe
: the Great Liberal Media Conspiracy will be smashed, and we'll
: start seeing some True-Blue Conservative press stories about how
: Clinton is alleged to have engaged in unethical activities, as
: opposed to the deafening silence over the past year.

How can someone in the UK comment on how the press in the states has been
covering Clinton? Do you get all of the US nightly news reports? Just
wondering.

: Chris...@newcastle.ac.uk ftp://tuda.ncl.ac.uk/pub/local/ncmh1/nameplate.html

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May 5, 1994, 3:01:50 PM5/5/94
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dave c jarzabek (xde...@oryx.com) wrote:

Actually, Packwood was never accused of sexual harrassment, just sexual
impropriety, whatever that is. Packwood's morales are too high to be
accused of harassment, unlike our president's.

: --dave.j

Lynn Wallace

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May 5, 1994, 7:17:35 PM5/5/94
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Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
shit-for-brains scumbag.


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Roger Adams

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May 6, 1994, 10:38:36 AM5/6/94
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In article <2qbuqf$4...@cnn.sim.ES.COM> lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace) writes:
>From: lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace)
>Subject: Re: our Philanderer in Chief
>Date: 5 May 1994 23:17:35 GMT


>Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
>shit-for-brains scumbag.


The big problem is that the holder of the office has no respect for the office.

Roger

Chris Holt

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May 6, 1994, 8:31:50 PM5/6/94
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rn1...@medtronic.COM (Robert Nehls) writes:
>dave c jarzabek (xde...@oryx.com) wrote:
>: In article <CpA1J...@newcastle.ac.uk>, Chris...@newcastle.ac.uk (Chris Holt) writes:
>: |> jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:
>: |>
>: |> > Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
>: |> >be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
>: |> >trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
>: |> >penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.
>: |>
>: |> Is sexual harassment a high crime or misdemeanor? Or are you
>: |> just fantasizing?

>: Good question, ask Bob Packwood.

>Actually, Packwood was never accused of sexual harrassment, just sexual
>impropriety, whatever that is. Packwood's morales are too high to be
>accused of harassment, unlike our president's.

Am I to assume then that you accept that sexual harassment is
not a high crime or misdemeanor? Or do you think it's an
impeachable offense?

Robert Nehls

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May 5, 1994, 5:22:20 PM5/5/94
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Timothy Reynolds (skyw...@dino.qci.bioch.bcm.tmc.edu) wrote:

Paula Jones offered to settle out of court last year in January. This has
been reported. Cash settlements are often involved when civil suits are
settled out of court. Is this news to you? And if you want to know why
Bill refused, it because she demanded that he also apologize to her which he
refused to do. This is not some new revalation. If you'd bother to read
anything other than White House Press releases, you'd know that.

Geesh, now settleing out of court is "hush" money. Well, I guess there must
be thousands of Americans accepting "hush" money each year. You apologists
continue to be a source of amusement. Thanks.
: tim

Broward Horne

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May 5, 1994, 11:46:36 PM5/5/94
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In a previous article, lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace) says:

>Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
>shit-for-brains scumbag.


I have to tell you, Lynn. I have more respect for the
clerk at Radio Shack who gives me correct change, than I
do for Bill. :)

Richard Z Toptani

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May 6, 1994, 8:22:17 AM5/6/94
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Lynn Wallace (lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com) wrote:

: Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
: shit-for-brains scumbag.

Your respect for the shit-for-brains scumbag that is currently
in the Office of the President is equally heartening.

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dave c jarzabek

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May 6, 1994, 2:49:13 PM5/6/94
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Maybe Bill didn't settle out of court because he doesn't have
the financial resources of someone like... say... Michael Jackson.
It would take Hillary MONTHS to come up with that kind of $$$.
--dave.j

henry jakala

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May 9, 1994, 10:39:17 PM5/9/94
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my respect for the office of the President is higher than you can begin to
know. i didn't vote for the SOB occupying the porcelain throne at the
Whitehouse, on the other hand you probably did, now who has
shit-for-brains ?

i just have no respect for that lying sack of shit we all know as our
Philanderer in Chief, Comrade Clinton !

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Robert Nehls

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May 10, 1994, 11:41:30 AM5/10/94
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Lynn Wallace (lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com) wrote:

: In article H...@netcom.com, jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) writes:

: > Paula Jones to hold news conference Thurs, our Philanderer in Chief has
: >hired a Washington Big Gun defense attorney, the same guy who's
: >representing Rottenkowski, he's hunkering down and preparing for the
: >worst.

: > Paula Jones will go down in history for this, a true patriot, Slick will
: >be disgraced and unceremoniously tossed out of office. the inmates will be
: >trading him for cartons of cigarettes as they get some new meat in the
: >penitentiary. maybe he'll take the honorable way out ala Foster.

: >Hillary Rob'em Cheat'em will run off with Donna Shalala after divorcing
: >Slick and the nation will reject this year's crop of Dummycrats and
: >Democrooks. conservatives will finally have a shot at instituting our
: >programs.

: >so long Bill and don't bend over to pick up the soap ! hee-hee

: Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
: shit-for-brains scumbag.

There is a big difference between respecting the office and respecting the
person. Clinton has done nothing to gain anyone's respect. And you're
little tantrum won't change the fact that Clinton is not worthy of anyone
respect.
: ---


: Lynn Wallace |The above rantings have nothing to do with anything

Lynn Wallace

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May 11, 1994, 7:49:34 PM5/11/94
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In article m...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu, an...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Broward Horne) writes:
>In a previous article, lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace) says:

>>Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
>>shit-for-brains scumbag.

> I have to tell you, Lynn. I have more respect for the
> clerk at Radio Shack who gives me correct change, than I
> do for Bill. :)

Not even when I disagreed 100% with what Bush did, did I ever impugn his
character or assault his personality with slang or vulgarity. He was the
president and I respected him for that.

I guess you're just a low-life. But then, we already knew that about you.

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GO JAZZ!!!

Ray Frank

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May 11, 1994, 10:49:45 PM5/11/94
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In article <2qrque$n...@cnn.sim.es.com>,

Lynn Wallace <lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com> wrote:
>In article m...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu, an...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Broward Horne) writes:
>>In a previous article, lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace) says:
>
>>>Your respect for the office of the president is heartening, you no-good
>>>shit-for-brains scumbag.

Lynn, you really are stuck on this Clinton guy aren't you.


>> I have to tell you, Lynn. I have more respect for the
>> clerk at Radio Shack who gives me correct change, than I
>> do for Bill. :)
>

I'd agree even if the clerk didn't give me the correct change.

>Not even when I disagreed 100% with what Bush did, did I ever impugn his
>character or assault his personality with slang or vulgarity. He was the
>president and I respected him for that.
>
>I guess you're just a low-life. But then, we already knew that about you.
>
>---
>Lynn Wallace |The above rantings have nothing to do with anything
>Evans & Sutherland |significant, particularly E&S' stand, position, or
>Computer Corp. |treatment of any issue.
> GO JAZZ!!!

Hey Lynn, where did you get the notion that anyone who can get elected
to the office of president of these United States automatically deserves
the undying respect and admiration of the people.
A person gets my respect and admiration because they DESERVE it, not because
they run a slick and expensive campaign with a lot of liberal media
backing to sway the public.

ray

Peter R Cook

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May 12, 1994, 8:55:42 AM5/12/94
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lwal...@cnn.sim.es.com (Lynn Wallace) writes:

>I guess you're just a low-life. But then, we already knew that about you.

Still insulting people I see. You liberal, you.


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Richard Z Toptani

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May 13, 1994, 12:15:44 AM5/13/94
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Ray Frank (r...@cs.rochester.edu) wrote:

: Lynn, you really are stuck on this Clinton guy aren't you.

If Ol' Slick whipped out his Willie in front of Lynn and asked
her to kiss it, I don't think that she would complain.


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Lynn Wallace

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May 16, 1994, 6:18:24 PM5/16/94
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In article e...@apollo.it.luc.edu, rto...@orion.it.luc.edu (Richard Z Toptani) writes:
>Ray Frank (r...@cs.rochester.edu) wrote:
>: Lynn, you really are stuck on this Clinton guy aren't you.

>If Ol' Slick whipped out his Willie in front of Lynn and asked
>her to kiss it, I don't think that she would complain.

I am not a her, and I would complain.

John C. Driedger

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May 18, 1994, 3:50:33 PM5/18/94
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Hey Broward you and your like should get together, buy an Island somewhere
or maybe take over a state and set up your "every man/woman for themselves"
type country.
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