THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
Trent Reznor
alt.2600,
ter...@inxpress.net scribbled:
> In article <30F56D...@musc.edu>, Jim Dirkes <dir...@musc.edu> says:
> >
> >rob...@inch.com wrote:
> >>
> >> U.S out of North America
> >
> >Hmmm ...I remember back during the Nixon vs. McGovern race, my folks had
> >a bumper sticker that said, "McGovern can't lick our Dick!"
> >
> >All the kids loved it!
> >
> >Jim in Charleston
>
>
>
> How about this one- "Keep incest in the family"
Or Incest: fun for all the family
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This is my sig. How interesting.
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erexon
Tim Walker
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Incest: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
Joshua Chan
The BEST bumper sticker I have seen was when I was Driving up to a
friend's house in Volcano Village. It was on a jeep cherokee. It said:
" SQUEEZE ME! MAKE ME WINE! VOLCANO WINERY "
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Happy Elf's House of Cards
What You Want, I Can Get It.
260 Kam Ave, Suite 214b
Hilo, HI 96720
Luke McCoy
sticker reading: "MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR OLD MAN"
roberto e russell
I have a few.
this is my favorite saying: " Reality is for those who lack
imagination."
"ask me about killing cats for fun and profet!"
"I love cats...with butter!"
"out of my mind, Back in five minutes."
"due to severe mind fog, all thoughts are grounded."
"I'm really from another dimension, but I have a summer home in
reality."
My friend and i each have a unimog.(very big Mercadies Benz 4X4
go-anywhere- do-anything 8ton military truck)
one will have: " I brake for moose"
the other: " I'm moose!!!"
in the immortal words of Galligher:
" I (picture of a spade) my dog"
"i (picture of clubs) my wife"
"tresspassors will be shot. survivors will be shot again!"
"fight crime! Shoot back!!!"
"Join the army. Travel to exotic, forign lands, meet new people, and kill
them."
all I can think of right now, L8tr
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InterFerencE
>
> Distribution:
>
> I have a few.
>
> this is my favorite saying: " Reality is for those who lack
> imagination."
I heard it as "reality is for people who cant handle drugs"
...much funnier
also:
-you must be from the shallow end of the gene pool
-I emit sonic waves for mutant warlords
-nuke gay whales for jesus
ob joke:
A lady walks into an ice-cream store and tells the clerk she would like 5
pints of chocolate ice-cream. The clerk replies,"I'm sorry, we have rocky
road and neopolitan, but we are out of chocolate." The lady then
says,"well in that case I'll just have three scoops of chocolate in a
cup." to which the clerk replies "lady we are out of chocolate", again
the lady requests "can I just have a scoop of chocolate then, on a cone?"
the clerk, quite irrated, says "lady, is there a van in vanilla?".."yes"
she replies,"is there a straw in strawberry" the clerk asks...again the
reply is yes..."well lady, is there a fuck in chocolate?"...to which the
lady thinks for a second and replies "theres no fuck in
chocolate"..."THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!" says the clerk...
Roths
Sounds amazingly like the BROCCOLI joke!
war...@tacos.caltech.edu
"Ex-Wife for sale. Take over payments."
Ted Kennedy's Car has Killed More People Than My Guns"
(Done already, recently) "Nuke A Gay Whale For Jesus"
(During the L.A. Mayoral Race) "SCROO WOO"
(During the CA Senatorial Race... Wilson vs. Brown) "If It's Brown, Flush
It Down"
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How about "2QT2BStr8"
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Fritz Owens
On Fri, 19 Jan 1996, Tim Walker wrote:
> Get too close and I'll flick a bugger on your windsheild.
Not familiar with that except in England it's someone who screws someone
else up the ass. Did you by any chance mean "booger"?
Michael Lang
Nope, he meant he's gonna flick a perso who screws someone else up the
ass on your windshield.
Jay
> "Save the whales
> collect the whole set"
Or...Save the whales...harpooon a fat chick.
Jay
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Gristletwist
Owens <fo...@www.gnofn.org> wrote:
> On Fri, 19 Jan 1996, Tim Walker wrote:
>
> > Get too close and I'll flick a bugger on your windsheild.
>
> Not familiar with that except in England it's someone who screws someone
> else up the ass. Did you by any chance mean "booger"?
Heee... i just got some vivid imagery of an rabid arse bandit
viciously molesting someone's windshield... did you?
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dirtbiker
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The Dirtbiker
mike davis
one but could not put it on the car, the kids you know.
Derek J. Cashman
Have you ever tried to call 1-800-EAT-SHIT??
Try it sometime, I think it is some kind of adult sex chat line or
something... I dunno, I hung up before I had to give a credit card
number...
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Dan Sibthorp
>
>Try it sometime, I think it is some kind of adult sex chat line or
>something... I dunno, I hung up before I had to give a credit card
>number...
Dude, that's pretty cool. I especially like the part at the end where
they switch from the sexy babe voice to some gruff male voice to
appeal to gay callers. Didn't give 'em a credit card number though,
so not sure what the exact nature of the call is.
Frank Bradley
NEWTER GINGRICH
Bill Gfroehrer
OJ Sloan
<nchb...@chattanooga.net> wrote:
> how about
>
> NEWTER GINGRICH
saw this the other day
Free Willie '96
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And thats all I have to say about that....
Roy Hradilek
The Generalisimo
IDFA
>
> In article <4fr9g3$h...@news.chattanooga.net>, Frank Bradley
Katie Sehorn
I feel sorry for the man in that car, if he has to wait that long
to take his shorts off....
- Katie
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"I love my Country, but I fear my government"
I wanted to buy this, but I was afraid that if I put it on my car,
the government would write my license plate down and put me on a
hit list.
Michael L. Maurer
667: The neighbour of the beast
When the DM smiles, it's already too late!
Want an exciting new career? Try herding cats!
A cat by any other name is a sneaky little furball that shits behind
the couch.
Starfleet Security: The few, the proud, the expendable.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
Kirk to Spock- beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack!
The Campus Crusade for Cthulu- It found me!
=-]
"You keep using that word.
I don't think it means what you think it means."
-Inigo Montoya
wic
What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
Salmah Ayob
Bumper to bumper,
Butt to butt,
Get off my ass,
You crazy nut!
*Syerleena*
wic
My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
Val Purvis
"MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
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Damian Bariexca
>My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
>
>What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
My guess is that the person driving the car is a Christian (Jesus was a
Jewish carpenter, or so I've understood).
ObJoke: Check out the new OJ Simpson programming language. To start,
enter #,#,/,/,\,<ESC>.
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TSC '99
The Mac
>
> how about
>
> NEWTER GINGRICH
I saw one today that read:
Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst president we have ever had.
Must be a carry over from the Bush days..
Paul H. Henry
> My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
>
> What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
That would be Jesus Christ, I believe.
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On a real beater of a car
I MUST BE LAYING MY TREASURES UP IN HEAVEN.
JUST LOOK AT MY CAR!
Dr. Jai Maharaj
Val Purvis <vpu...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> On a van I once saw
> "MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
The following bumper sticker
was seen in New York:
What's the hurry? Hare Krishna!
Jai Maharaj <j...@aloha.com>
*-=Om Shanti=-*
Phil Garrett -- Sycomp Software
Organization: Sycomp
Distribution:
on my car-
honk if Clinton thinks you're rich
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>> > NEWTER GINGRICH
>>
>> Free Willie '96
>>
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked
lawyer?
....a chelsea!!
Scotti9862
Diana Scotti
Val Purvis
"MY NAME IS VINCENT, WATCH MY VAN GO !"
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Steven F. Brueggeman
Save the planet -- Kill yourself
Save a deer -- Bag an activist
Ray Domkus
>I saw one today that read:
> Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst president we have ever had.
>Must be a carry over from the Bush days..
Try Bill Clinton
Al Margheim
Tasha Yar
Nirva Kudyan
: The Mac <jm...@wco.com> wrote:
: Try Bill Clinton
That was a *joke*, peabrain. We know what the owner of the sticker meant.
Besides, neither Bush nor Clinton was the worst - Reagan was :D
Dan
:>I've seen some good bumper stickers also.
:>Save the planet -- Kill yourself
:>Save a deer -- Bag an activist
I used to have one on my car I made myself. It read:
Radical feminists suffer from chronic penis envy
I had to take it off, though. I got tired of being flipped off,
screamed at, and run off the road by short-haired lesbians.
Janet Solursh (jbray@uga.cc.uga.edu)
phe...@halcyon.com (Paul H. Henry) writes:
>In article <wic-170296...@wic.tiac.net>, w...@tiac.net (wic) wrote:
>
>> My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
>>
>> What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
>
>That would be Jesus Christ, I believe.
>
>--
this close?"
Janet Bray Solursh
jb...@uga.cc.uga.edu
www
>My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
>
>What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
The actual bumper-sticker is "My boss is the son of a Jewish Carpenter"
Um, Jesus Christ's earthly father (i.e. step-father) Joseph was a
carpenter by trade. It's a reference to Jesus being the boss of that
particular person (i.e. they are a christian).
Dan
:>"Steven F. Brueggeman" <Go...@bcl.net> wrote the following:
or as seen on Benny Hill:
Preserve wildlife...pickle a squirrel today
Lunarsea
This car goes like a bird.........
A turkey.
Later
Grant
"Only dead fish float with the stream!"
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three years preaching. He was crucifie at 33. He worked with his father.
And the bumber says(the ones I have seen)"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
Stan Salter
da...@okstate.edu
>
> The Mac <jm...@wco.com> wrote:
>
>
> >I saw one today that read:
>
> > Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst president we have ever had.
>
>
> >Must be a carry over from the Bush days..
>
> Try Bill Clinton
>
da...@okstate.edu
Ward Wensch
>> Ever wonder why you've never heard about Jesus as a boy or young man (20's)?
>>
>
Salmah Ayob
Syerleena
Ben
>I saw one in this vein that said (in very small print) "Do you follow Jesus
>this close?"
personally the best bumper sticker *I* have seen was:
Custer gave his life for your sins.
CELTIC 211
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"eat your heart out on a plastic tray,
don't do what ya want and you fade away"- Johnny Rotten
tim werner
>Date: 22 Feb 1996 21:58:29 GMT
>>No actually Jesus worked as a carpenter until age 30, then spent only
>>three years preaching. He was crucifie at 33. He worked with his father.
>>And the bumber says(the ones I have seen)"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
Another theory (to which I am somewhat partial) is that he went East in
search of his actual (gypsy) father, and ended up studying yoga and
hinduism in India. It was the theory of reincarnation to which he
referred when he came back with the "good news" that we will all live
forever. And, it was his yogic powers that impressed everyone so much
when he went around preaching.
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Erik Moore
If you can read this, your about to hit my ass!
Here are some Political Bumper Stickers -
Political/Presidential Race:
1. Abortion - If your against it, just say 'Clinton'
2. Buchanan/Hitler '96'
3. Forbes - Finally A Presidential Candidate Being Honest About
Trying To Buy The Office
4. Vote Libertarian - What the #&*#?
5. Dole/Robin Williams 96 - A Dud And A Joker
And finaly...bad snare drum roll please
Vote For Nobody, Get What You Vote For Finally!
Frank Kostyun
nic...@ix.netcom.com(The Generalisimo) wrote:
>In <4g04n5$i...@ganja.nol.net> i...@nol.net (Roy Hradilek) writes:
>>
>>Frank Bradley <nchb...@chattanooga.net> wrote:
>>
>>>how about
>>
>>>NEWTER GINGRICH
>>
>>I love it!!! You Win.
>>
>>How about bill didn't inhale, he just sucks!
>
Picard and Riker in '96
Save Water, shower with a friend
My student beat up your honor student
John Deeth
>No actually Jesus worked as a carpenter until age 30, then spent only
>three years preaching. He was crucifie at 33. He worked with his father.
>And the bumber says(the ones I have seen)"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
>
>
>> In <wic-170296...@wic.tiac.net>, w...@tiac.net (wic) writes:
>> >My boss is a Jewish carpenter........
>> >
>> >What the hell does this mean?? Any thoughts??
>>
>> The actual bumper-sticker is "My boss is the son of a Jewish Carpenter"
Where in the HELL did you get that from? Do you not read?? The original is NOT
"My boss is the son of a jewish carpenter" it is my boss is a carpenter. get
it straight dumbass. Its not funny when you screw it up.>>
>> Um, Jesus Christ's earthly father (i.e. step-father) Joseph was a
>> carpenter by trade. It's a reference to Jesus being the boss of that
heather at spo...@panda.uiowa.edu
Mike
>
> Once I was wrong - But I was mistaken...
Urmm. I think you mean:
Once I THOUGHT I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Have a day :|
Mike
There is no gravity.... the earth sucks.
Mike
>
> On a beatup old VW beetle:
>
> This car goes like a bird.........
> A turkey.
>
> Later
> Grant
>
On a '79 Ford Pinto:
0 to 60 in 15 minutes
Sirbeanboy
student at..."
It said, my son was inmate of the month at florida state penitentuary
(and i know i spelt penetentuary wrong, but im too lazy to find the right
spelling)
j...@bio.umass.edu
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BlackJack
posted! Do you have chronic senders syndorm or something... One message
only Please!
On 1 Mar 1996 j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
> HAPPINESS IS COMING
>
>
>
>
H O U S E O F B L A C K J A C K
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POEM:
I love you, You love me
We're a happy family!
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor
No more purple dinosaur!
j...@bio.umass.edu
Don Schullian
>j...@bio.umass.edu didst babble forth, saying:
>>>>HAPPINESS IS COMING
>Wassa matter? Your send button break???? Putz!
Nope, he's been dateing the Energizer Bunny with the upside down
battery.
-Lurch-
>>>HAPPINESS IS COMING
Wassa matter? Your send button break???? Putz!
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Help! Internet Cops! Someone stole my sig!
=================================
Gaven Miller
> > HAPPINESS IS COMING
But sheer ecstacy is when she swallows it!
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ASK ME ABOUT MY PENIS
I carry them around in the glove compartment and when I see someone
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disses me. The merry prankster strikes again. he he
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IS YOUR OLD MAN
WAITRESSES SERVE IT HOT
Andrew M Dempster
These ones are kind of 'reverse' funny, if you know what i mean.....
My Other Wife Has Orgasms
or
My Other Penis is Big
Keith Marchington
: and those "If you can read this..."
: ....thank your teacher
: ....get off my ass
: ....apply your brakes NOW!
....I'm out of oil.
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OnTheEdge
they taste great!
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>
> fr...@dsb1.kzntl.gov.za (Frank Downs) wrote:
>
> >som...@texas.net (mike davis) wrote:
>
> >>Don't Like My Driving then Call 1-800-eat-shit. I actually bought this
> >>one but could not put it on the car, the kids you know.
>
> >Or how about "Don't like my driving? Then call 555-04Q2."
>
> My kid is an honor roll student at
> the state correctional centerOr how about:
My kid beat up you honor student.
Tim Lewallen
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
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"Good manners are never a waste of time," - Cyrus Redblock, ST:TNG
Mark Boyd
(beneath a United States Marine Logo)
"The Marines: When it absolutely, positively, HAS to be destroyed overnight."
"I brake for hallucinations."
"I brake for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL."
"Jesus didn't need a coffin, he just rented one for the weekend."
(an ad for Al's Radiator)
"Al's: A great place to take a leak."
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Tim Lewallen
space intentionally left blank) wrote:
> >> My kid is an honor roll student at
> >> the state correctional center
or in a similar vein:
My child has perfect attendence at Huntsville State Penitentiary.
Mitchell Holman
}In article <4i1uuk$q...@scoop.eco.twg.com>, mi...@vishnu.eco.twg.com (This
}space intentionally left blank) wrote:
}
}
}> >> My kid is an honor roll student at
}> >> the state correctional center
}
}or in a similar vein:
}
}My child has perfect attendence at Huntsville State Penitentiary.
more to the point -
"My son made Trustee at the Walls Units, Hunstville, Texas"
but my all time favorite -
"Friends don't let Friends Vote Republican"
Mitchell Holman
"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the
world."
-- The Quayle's 1989 Christmas card.
[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]
Salmah Ayob
Syerleena
Keith R. Fyhr
: | : HAPPINESS IS COMING
: | VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
: MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
With either of the two follow ups:
SUCK MEAN PEOPLE
or
NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
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|
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Bill Bixby
Robin L. Thomas
Moutain Man
Walter Bushell
: j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
: : HAPPINESS IS COMING
: :
: VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
Shouldn't that be HAPPINESS IS CUMMING.
AS JESUS IS CUMMING AGAIN!!!
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I love airplane noise
Is your church approved by the ATF?
Crazy Sven
"David Koresh Did It One Day At A Time"
"My Pothead Son Smoked Your Honor Student"
"Jesus Is Way Cool" (From a song)
"Why?"
Griffin Moss
> Date: Mon, 18 MAR 1996 12:41:35 GMT
> From: Bill Bixby <jz...@netcom.com>
> Newgroups: alt.politics.clinton, alt.tasteless.jokes, rec.humor, alt.2600,
> alt.fan.jai-maharaj
> Subject: Re: THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
>
> ftlg...@dfw.dfw.net (Azazel Diabolus (aka Fetelgeuse)) writes:
>
> | j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
> | : HAPPINESS IS COMING
> | :
> | VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
>
> MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
>
>
A friend of mine in Wyoming made up his own version of the above, and had
about a hundred of them printed...it said
TRENDY PEOPLE SUCK
any more than 100, and it would have been more of a beacon than a statement
I decided to avoid the mess altogether, and just cut the word TRENDY off.
-Griffin
<tr...@elwood.probe.net>
Stuart A. Bronstein
>>
>> MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
>>
>TRENDY PEOPLE SUCK
>
>I decided to avoid the mess altogether, and just cut the word TRENDY off.
How about, SMOKERS SUCK
or BILL CLINTON DIDN'T INHALE, BUT HE SUCKS
Stu
Chicken
On Sat, 23 Mar 1996, Griffin Moss wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Mar 1996, Bill Bixby wrote:
>
> > Date: Mon, 18 MAR 1996 12:41:35 GMT
> > From: Bill Bixby <jz...@netcom.com>
> > Newgroups: alt.politics.clinton, alt.tasteless.jokes, rec.humor, alt.2600,
> > alt.fan.jai-maharaj
> > Subject: Re: THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
> >
> > ftlg...@dfw.dfw.net (Azazel Diabolus (aka Fetelgeuse)) writes:
> >
> > | j...@bio.umass.edu wrote:
> > | : HAPPINESS IS COMING
> > | :
> > | VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
> >
> > MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
> >
> >
> A friend of mine in Wyoming made up his own version of the above, and had
> about a hundred of them printed...it said
>
> TRENDY PEOPLE SUCK
>
> any more than 100, and it would have been more of a beacon than a statement
>
> I decided to avoid the mess altogether, and just cut the word TRENDY off.
>
> -Griffin
> <tr...@elwood.probe.net>
>
>
I'D RATHER BE DRIVING.