A Clinton cigar...already?
talion
firm, has already begun selling THE PRESIDENTIAL CIGAR.
"We selected a large-size cigar known in the industry as an El
Presidente," says Talion president Bev Harris. Talion's five-dollar
collector cigars, which feature an official gold seal and a Billy-C
image, measure an impressive (in the cigar industry, anyway) six inches
long, with a respectable 50-ring size circumference.
More info: http://www.talion.com/cigar.htm
Orders (Visa, MC): toll free 1-888-232-1787 or 425-228-7131
or fax to secure private fax line 425-228-3965
michael a sells
(OrionCA) wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Sep 1998 08:46:26 -0700, talion <tal...@ix.netcom.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Talion Marketing, a Renton Washington-based publishing and marketing
> >firm, has already begun selling THE PRESIDENTIAL CIGAR.
> >
> >"We selected a large-size cigar known in the industry as an El
> >Presidente," says Talion president Bev Harris. Talion's five-dollar
> >collector cigars, which feature an official gold seal and a Billy-C
> >image, measure an impressive (in the cigar industry, anyway) six inches
> >long, with a respectable 50-ring size circumference.
> >
>
> Is it slightly soggy? Y'know, the 'mark of excellence' for a good
> cigar used to be (and may still be) a good Havana, carefully selected
> from fine Cuban tobacco and loving assembled by nubile young Cuban
> women who roll these between their sweaty thighs. Perhaps Boy Clinton
> was just being nostalgic.
>
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 17:36:55 -0400 (EDT)
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To: msells
From: Michael Sells <mse...@haverford.edu>
Subject: cigar 9
In article <6tfpce$439$1...@news-1.news.gte.net>, *@ge.net wrote:
> Please note: this post discusses material of an explicit nature. If you
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> If after reading the Report of the Office of the Independent Counsel
> you have given thought to inserting a cigar into your or someone else's
> vagina, you should first consider the possible dread consequences.
Lisa Meyers has already claimed the cigar.
And Ken Starr's employers, the tobacco companies:
[[[ ("We do not market to children :), nicotine is not addictive :), "we
did not hid health information" :), all under oath), will be happy to find
this new use for tobacco. ]]
And if the cigar is sealed, perhaps with one of Dan Burton's "scumbags," [a
word people who hate their own semen use to describe a condom] then there
should be little chance of either nicotine addiction or cancer from the
cigar used in this way.
Hey, instead of marketing to children an addictive drug that kills 400,000
people a year, Starr's clients can market a healthy product that produces
only orgasm.
Ken Starr, in his sniffing after every semen drop, may have stumbled upon a
bonanza for his clients. And for everyone who uses a cigar in this safe
manner, Ken Starr will be their, watching, watching, watching.
Mike
--
Let them tremble and at the last moment let them comprehend that the
word SARAJEVO from now on will mean the destruction of their sons and
the debasement of their daughters.
They have prepared it by repeating "We at least are safe," unaware that
what will strike them ripens within them." Czeslaw Milosz/Sarajevo