Nathan Bedford Forrest, I challenge you to a flame war

[Mark Gerard Miller]

What's it going to be, boy, what's it going to be?

Mark

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[Mark Gerard Miller]

"Mark Gerard Miller" <mg...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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No? Come on, Nathan Bedford Forrest. You have your two jokes. You say
working men are on welfare. And you say straight men are gay. And sometimes
you combine your two jokes and say working straight men are gay and on
welfare. Nathan Bedford Forrest, you could just keep repeating your two
jokes/insults to me over and over while I annihilate you with witty,
devastating, funny and original insults.

But wait. There's more. You could also call me a *liberal.* Hah? Now I know
you can't refuse. You could call a good person a *liberal* and I guess imply
that it is wrong to be a liberal? Everyone knows how much rightwing
mindtoilet Nazis hate *liberals,* Nathan Bedford Forrest. You could call me
a *liberal* in public, here on the Internet. You cannot resist this. All
your Nazis friends would get a warm glow if you called me a *liberal,*
Nathan Bedford Forrest.

I am throwing down the gauntlet, Nathan Bedford Forrest. Don't worry, Nathan
Bedford Forrest, you can bend over to pick it up. I am not gay, as you have
accused me of being. I will not cornhole you, much as you may want it.

What is your line of work, Nathan Bedford Forrest? You keep accusing people
of being on welfare, as if that is something so terrible. Tell us what you
do for a living, OK? At least respond to this question, Nathan Bedford
Forrest. You seem to have some time on your hands. You publish your two
insult-jokes about straight men being gay and working people being on
welfare so much, and you say people are *liberal* a lot, so you must have a
part-time job? Or do you have a job where you just sitting putting your two
jokes and one accusation on the Internet and don't do much work? And if that
is the case, how are you any more a productive member of society than a
welfare recipient, Nathan Bedford Forrest?

Nathan Bedford Forrest, it has been said that those who protest about
immoral failings the most vociferously are the ones we should be the most
suspicious of. Shakespeare had one of his characters say, "Methinks thou
doth protest too much."

I am just speculating here, but maybe Nathan Bedford Forrest is a homosexual
prostitute who is not paying his taxes and who may even be illegally and
fraudulently collecting welfare payments and food stamps. I think Nathan
Bedford Forrest not only voted for Barack Obama, but he also has hours-long
sexual fantasies about Barack Obama. How about Colin Powell, Nathan Bedford
Forrest? He is black, and I am sure there are some gay men who find him
attractive. Do you fantasize about Colin Powell, who was George W. Bush's
national security advisor and later secretary of state? Colin Powell is not
known as a *liberal,* Nathan Bedford Forrest. Is that a black eye for Colin
Powell (can black people get black eyes?), or is it a feather in his cap?
You tell us.

Discuss.

Mark Gerard Miller

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