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Obama Makes Hummers Eligible for Cash for Clunkers $ 4500.00 govt check

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Nasty Piglosi the San Fransicko Freak

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Aug 4, 2009, 8:46:42 PM8/4/09
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YOu stupid ass Obama voting fucking imbeciles.

PseudoCyAntz

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Aug 4, 2009, 10:31:27 PM8/4/09
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"Nasty Piglosi the San Fransicko Freak" <Fr...@SanFransicko.com> wrote
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> http://www.edmunds.com/cash-for-clunkers/new-car-candidates.html#h
>
> YOu stupid ass Obama voting fucking imbeciles.
>

Only one make of Hummer is eligble,
the 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD;
and it is only eligble under a very limited set of conditions.


First: the trade-in vehicle must be either a category 2 or category 3
truck.

Category 2 Truck: (must have an mpg* of 18 or less)

* Pickups with a GVWR of 8,500 pounds or less and a
wheelbase^ greater than 115 inches (Ford F-150, Chevy
Silverado, etc.).

* Passenger vans and cargo vans with a GVWR of 8,500 pounds
or less and a wheelbase^ greater than 124 inches

Category 3 Truck:

* Very large vans, SUVs and pickup (cargo bed of 72 inches
or more) trucks w/ GVWR� 8,500-10,000 pounds (Chevrolet C/K
3500, Ford F-450)

Second: The 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD is a category 2 truck. The
EPA's published combined city/highway gas efficiency stat for it is 16
MPG. If you are trading in a category 2 truck for the Hummer, the EPA
gas efficiency stat has to be 15 MPG to receive $3,500; and to receive
$4,500 the EPA stat has to be 14 MPG or less. Trading the Hummer in for
any category 3 truck gets a $3,500 rebate only.

Third: the standard requirements for the trade-ins apply:

Is in drivable condition

Has been registered in your name and insured consistent with
state law continuously for at least one year, immediately
prior to the trade-in date

Was manufactured less than 25 years before the month you
trade in your vehicle (for example, if you trade in your
vehicle any time in August 2009, your trade-in must have
been manufactured in August 1984 or after); and in the case
of Category 3 Trucks, it must be a pre-2002 model -year
vehicle.

Has a combined mpg of 18 or less (except for Category 3 Trucks,
for which there is no mpg requirement)

That eliminates the majority of eligible clunkers, which can be traded
in to purchase a 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD.

Check it out on the calculator:
<http://www.edmunds.com/calculators/clunker.html>

None4U

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Aug 5, 2009, 2:00:37 AM8/5/09
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"PseudoCyAntz" <nume...@IntelligenceDecline.us> wrote in message
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> "Nasty Piglosi the San Fransicko Freak" <Fr...@SanFransicko.com> wrote
> in news:XG4em.113460$Qg6....@newsfe14.iad:
>
>> http://www.edmunds.com/cash-for-clunkers/new-car-candidates.html#h
>>
>> YOu stupid ass Obama voting fucking imbeciles.
>>
> Only one make of Hummer is eligble,
> the 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD;
> and it is only eligble under a very limited set of conditions.
>
>
> First: the trade-in vehicle must be either a category 2 or category 3
> truck.
>
> Category 2 Truck: (must have an mpg* of 18 or less)
>
> * Pickups with a GVWR of 8,500 pounds or less and a
> wheelbase^ greater than 115 inches (Ford F-150, Chevy
> Silverado, etc.).
>
> * Passenger vans and cargo vans with a GVWR of 8,500 pounds
> or less and a wheelbase^ greater than 124 inches
>
> Category 3 Truck:
>
> * Very large vans, SUVs and pickup (cargo bed of 72 inches
> or more) trucks w/ GVWR? 8,500-10,000 pounds (Chevrolet C/K

> 3500, Ford F-450)
>
> Second: The 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD is a category 2 truck. The
> EPA's published combined city/highway gas efficiency stat for it is 16
> MPG. If you are trading in a category 2 truck for the Hummer, the EPA
> gas efficiency stat has to be 15 MPG to receive $3,500; and to receive
> $4,500 the EPA stat has to be 14 MPG or less. Trading the Hummer in for
> any category 3 truck gets a $3,500 rebate only.
>
> Third: the standard requirements for the trade-ins apply:
>
> Is in drivable condition
>
> Has been registered in your name and insured consistent with
> state law continuously for at least one year, immediately
> prior to the trade-in date
>
> Was manufactured less than 25 years before the month you
> trade in your vehicle (for example, if you trade in your
> vehicle any time in August 2009, your trade-in must have
> been manufactured in August 1984 or after); and in the case
> of Category 3 Trucks, it must be a pre-2002 model -year
> vehicle.
>
> Has a combined mpg of 18 or less (except for Category 3 Trucks,
> for which there is no mpg requirement)
>
> That eliminates the majority of eligible clunkers, which can be traded
> in to purchase a 2009 Hummer H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD.
>
> Check it out on the calculator:
> <http://www.edmunds.com/calculators/clunker.html>

I got a Class 3 1981 Chevy Suburban thats 8600 lbs.GVW . Ive owned a it
and have it insured for over 5 years. It Gets 10 mpg on a good day, Id love
to trade it in on a new or used truck. But the pricks say its too old. So
I'm going to retard the timing and spew hydrocarbons out of my ass at 6
mpg. Put some sheep skin seats and baby seal headlight covers on it . And
eat quarter pound cheeseburgers all day long in non biodegradable styrofoam
cartons, and throw them right out the fucking window. While Im hogging the
fast lane on the freeway while the save the air assholes dogooders go
nuts. Until i get about $9000 worth of polluted air under my belt. That
will teach them.


James Of Tucson

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Aug 5, 2009, 2:23:37 AM8/5/09
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On Aug 4, 11:00 pm, "None4U" <nos...@nospam.none> wrote:
> "PseudoCyAntz" <numero...@IntelligenceDecline.us> wrote in message

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> news:Xns9C5DC6928B42...@198.186.190.165...
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> > "Nasty Piglosi the San Fransicko Freak" <Fr...@SanFransicko.com> wrote
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Yeah. It's nice to see you believe in something enough to invest your
own money in it.

Isn't book value on your suburban in the $1800 range? They won't give
you that in trade?

Arizona Bushwhacker

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Aug 5, 2009, 2:25:13 AM8/5/09
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"None4U" <nos...@nospam.none> wrote in message
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>
>
> I got a Class 3 1981 Chevy Suburban thats 8600 lbs.GVW . Ive owned a it
> and have it insured for over 5 years. It Gets 10 mpg on a good day, Id
> love to trade it in on a new or used truck. But the pricks say its too
> old. So I'm going to retard the timing and spew hydrocarbons out of my
> ass at 6 mpg. Put some sheep skin seats and baby seal headlight covers
> on it . And eat quarter pound cheeseburgers all day long in non
> biodegradable styrofoam cartons, and throw them right out the fucking
> window. While Im hogging the fast lane on the freeway while the save the
> air assholes dogooders go nuts. Until i get about $9000 worth of
> polluted air under my belt. That will teach them.


I never figured that you idiots meant it when you
said that you were country first, party second.

I guess Sarah Palin and her supporters are just a
pack of lying fucks!

Arizona Bushwhacker

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Aug 5, 2009, 2:27:47 AM8/5/09
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"None4U" <nos...@nospam.none> wrote in message
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>
> I got a Class 3 1981 Chevy Suburban thats 8600 lbs.GVW . Ive owned a it
> and have it insured for over 5 years. It Gets 10 mpg on a good day,


It's good to know that you are the kind of idiot that keeps
Saudi Arabia in a position where they can finance 911.


Arizona Bushwhacker

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Aug 5, 2009, 2:31:45 AM8/5/09
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"James Of Tucson" <james0...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Isn't book value on your suburban in the $1800 range? They won't give
> you that in trade?

I wouldn't give a nickel for a 4 ton, 28 year old POS.

None4U

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Aug 5, 2009, 5:12:05 AM8/5/09
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"Arizona Bushwhacker" <ArizonaBu...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>The fucking government decided for me didnt they. They dont want my 28
>year POS old truck, just the 25 year old POS old trucks.


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Governor Swill

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Aug 5, 2009, 12:55:45 PM8/5/09
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"Arizona Bushwhacker" <ArizonaBu...@cox.net> wrote:
>"None4U" <nos...@nospam.none> wrote in message
>news:s9GdnWPFZ_aXveTX...@centurytel.net...
>>
> >
>> I got a Class 3 1981 Chevy Suburban thats 8600 lbs.GVW . Ive owned a it
>> and have it insured for over 5 years. It Gets 10 mpg on a good day, Id
>> love to trade it in on a new or used truck. But the pricks say its too
>> old. So I'm going to retard the timing and spew hydrocarbons out of my
>> ass at 6 mpg. Put some sheep skin seats and baby seal headlight covers
>> on it . And eat quarter pound cheeseburgers all day long in non
>> biodegradable styrofoam cartons, and throw them right out the fucking
>> window. While Im hogging the fast lane on the freeway while the save the
>> air assholes dogooders go nuts. Until i get about $9000 worth of
>> polluted air under my belt. That will teach them.

Funny stuff!

>I never figured that you idiots meant it when you
>said that you were country first, party second.
>
>I guess Sarah Palin and her supporters are just a
>pack of lying fucks!

And gullible too!

Swill
--
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Conservative: I like the puppet on the right.
Independent: Hey! There's one guy holding both puppets!
Centrist: I hope he knows which puppet's on which hand.
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Governor Swill

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Aug 5, 2009, 1:07:33 PM8/5/09
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"Arizona Bushwhacker" <ArizonaBu...@cox.net> wrote:
>"None4U" <nos...@nospam.none> wrote
>> I got a Class 3 1981 Chevy Suburban thats 8600 lbs.GVW . Ive owned a it
>> and have it insured for over 5 years. It Gets 10 mpg on a good day,

>It's good to know that you are the kind of idiot that keeps
>Saudi Arabia in a position where they can finance 911.

It's good to know you don't know sarcasm when you see it.

Nasty Piglosi the San Fransicko Freak

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"Arizona Bushwhacker" <ArizonaBu...@cox.net> wrote in message
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O f course you wouldnt, you have to have a nickel before you can give one,
you fucking lazy ass welfare democrap trailer trash imbecile.

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