21 Steps to Becoming a Democrat and Kerry Supporter
Scott in Florida
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Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking (about
it) and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however,
there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below
and see how you rate...
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach
4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those
same kids all about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by yuppies driving SUVs'!
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars..
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
certain parts of the constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and
not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of
governing that we've been subject to.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would
vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest
against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights
than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values
to be instilled in our young children
If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs - you're gonna
be a big asset to John Kerry.
Scott in Florida
Republickin Patriot
a plain into a bulding like kerry did on 911
"Scott in Florida" <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote in message
news:o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com...
Grain of Sand
In article <o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com>,
Scott in Florida <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote:
> 21 Steps to Becoming a Democrat and Kerry Supporter
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking (about
> it) and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however,
> there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below
> and see how you rate...
>
> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
> funding.
You need to believe that God sent the virus to kill fags.
>
> 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach
> 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those
> same kids all about sex.
You think kids will not have sex if you tell them not to.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
> Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
> in the hands of Chinese communists.
You believe that if you have a gun you can shoot down a Nuke from China
like rambo.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
You think art is http://www.thomaskinkade.com/
>
> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
> by yuppies driving SUVs'!
You believe since it is cold in maine global warming is a myth and that
you also really need all that space in your SUV.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> homosexual is natural.
You have to make yourself believe you are not gay.
>
> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> demand.
You have to be for capital punishment but against abortion.
>
> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
> governments create prosperity.
You have to believe that salesmen have your best interest at heart.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
> loony activists from Seattle do.
Anytime someone has a different idea from you you need to call them
looney.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> actually doing something to earn it.
You have to beleive that self esteem is built by shutting up doing what
you are told.
>
> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
> wars..
You have to find a scapegoat for your wars....always.
Blah, blah, blah
>
> Scott in Florida
Funny Scottt, I did not see a cite for this. WHo did you steal it from
and make it look like your own?
--
" Victory breeds hatred. The defeated live in pain. Happily
the peaceful live, giving up victory and defeat." - Dhammapada
Julian D.
wrote:
>Answers to becoming a Republican
>
>In article <o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com>,
> Scott in Florida <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>
>> 21 Steps to Becoming a Democrat and Kerry Supporter
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking (about
>> it) and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however,
>> there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below
>> and see how you rate...
>>
>> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
>> funding.
>
>You need to believe that God sent the virus to kill fags.
A republican believes that personal responsibility would prevent the
majority of aids.
>>
>> 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach
>> 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those
>> same kids all about sex.
>
>You think kids will not have sex if you tell them not to.
Teaching them abstinence will and does decrease sexual activity
amongst kids.
>>
>> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
>> Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
>> in the hands of Chinese communists.
>
>You believe that if you have a gun you can shoot down a Nuke from China
>like rambo.
'Star Wars' scared the piss out of the Soviets. It completely made
their heads spin because, if it could be done, seriously undermined
Soviet philosophy on nuclear exchange. Reagan pushing for it was the
key element in the Soviet Unions collapse. A worthy goal and
achievable.
>>
>> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
>
>You think art is http://www.thomaskinkade.com/
Yes. Agreed. Not hunks of metal, not silly 'impressionist' art, not
a woman smearing herself with feces on stage, not dunking the cross in
a jar of urine.
>>
>> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
>> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
>> by yuppies driving SUVs'!
>
>You believe since it is cold in maine global warming is a myth and that
>you also really need all that space in your SUV.
Yes, space is needed. Liberals don't believe in large families and
the necessity of having large vehicles. More and more evidence shows
that man has little impact, if at all, on global warming. AND
reducing our energy use IS regression. America will not regress.
The days of wearing sweaters in the house during because the
thermostat is turned down to 'conserve' energy are over. We'll NOT be
inconvenienced.
>>
>> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
>> homosexual is natural.
>
>You have to make yourself believe you are not gay.
A person should not be forced or encouraged to conclude that he/she is
'gay' because of liberal lapses in morality.
>>
>> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
>> demand.
>
>You have to be for capital punishment but against abortion.
Babies are innocent. Murderers aren't.
>>
>> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
>> governments create prosperity.
>
>You have to believe that salesmen have your best interest at heart.
Eh? I seriously doubt anyone believes that. Oh, perhaps some
gullible fools like those who believe in Kerry.
>>
>> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
>> loony activists from Seattle do.
>
>Anytime someone has a different idea from you you need to call them
>looney.
Act looney, sound looney, behave looney, say looney things, etc..,
they you're looney. To fully believe that you are correct means that
others with differing opinions HAVE to be wrong.
Know thyself.
>>
>> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
>> actually doing something to earn it.
>
>You have to beleive that self esteem is built by shutting up doing what
>you are told.
Yes, part of it. A snotty noisy kid needs to shut up, listen, and
obey. Let them experience first-hand that respect is earned, not just
given out like candy.
>>
>> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
>> wars..
>
>You have to find a scapegoat for your wars....always.
Just the enemy will do.
>
>Blah, blah, blah
>
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>
>Funny Scottt, I did not see a cite for this. WHo did you steal it from
>and make it look like your own?
JD
The closer we get to the election, the more sedition, treason,
and death threats against the President we'll see from
the liberals. Especially as they realize Bush will more than likely
win.
-Me
Kerry said the debates would be a challenge. "The president has won every
debate he's ever had," Kerry said. "He beat Ann Richards. He beat Al Gore.
So, he's a good debater."
Divin Marquis
> Teaching them abstinence will and does decrease sexual activity amongst
> kids.
Plenty of scientific evidence proves otherwise.
Evidently, scientific method is incompatible with rightardism.
John Burns
Julian D. <ju...@ersatz.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 23:10:07 GMT, Grain of Sand <no...@nowhere.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Answers to becoming a Republican
> >
> >In article <o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com>,
> > Scott in Florida <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote:
> >
> >> 21 Steps to Becoming a Democrat and Kerry Supporter
> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking (about
> >> it) and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however,
> >> there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below
> >> and see how you rate...
> >>
> >> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
> >> funding.
> >
> >You need to believe that God sent the virus to kill fags.
>
> A republican believes that personal responsibility would prevent the
> majority of aids.
It is responsible to wear a condom if you are going to have sex.
>
> >>
> >> 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach
> >> 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those
> >> same kids all about sex.
> >
> >You think kids will not have sex if you tell them not to.
>
> Teaching them abstinence will and does decrease sexual activity
> amongst kids.
Cite?
> >>
> >> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
> >> Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
> >> in the hands of Chinese communists.
> >
> >You believe that if you have a gun you can shoot down a Nuke from China
> >like rambo.
>
> 'Star Wars' scared the piss out of the Soviets. It completely made
> their heads spin because, if it could be done, seriously undermined
> Soviet philosophy on nuclear exchange. Reagan pushing for it was the
> key element in the Soviet Unions collapse. A worthy goal and
> achievable.
Cite?
>
> >>
> >> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
> >
> >You think art is http://www.thomaskinkade.com/
>
> Yes. Agreed. Not hunks of metal, not silly 'impressionist' art, not
> a woman smearing herself with feces on stage, not dunking the cross in
> a jar of urine.
Yes, Kinkade is like disney land. Pictures of Feces on people is the abu
graib photos that the republicans hang the Kinkade piece over to pretend
like everyone is happy..
>
> >>
> >> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> >> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
> >> by yuppies driving SUVs'!
> >
> >You believe since it is cold in maine global warming is a myth and that
> >you also really need all that space in your SUV.
>
> Yes, space is needed. Liberals don't believe in large families and
> the necessity of having large vehicles.
Funny, democratic family when I grew up, we had a family of 7. Never had
anything bigger then a ford LTD.
>>More and more evidence shows
> that man has little impact, if at all, on global warming.
Cite?
And if it has a little impact, why not get rid of that impact. It is
like the pork the repubs want to cut, just a little but a little hhelps.
> AND
> reducing our energy use IS regression. America will not regress.
You mean you can't turn off alight when you leave the roome or switch
your company to energy efficient lighting? That is stubborn.
> The days of wearing sweaters in the house during because the
> thermostat is turned down to 'conserve' energy are over. We'll NOT be
> inconvenienced.
Even if our children pay the price!
You should learn from the sacrifice your family made during WWII.
>
> >>
> >> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> >> homosexual is natural.
> >
> >You have to make yourself believe you are not gay.
>
> A person should not be forced or encouraged to conclude that he/she is
> 'gay' because of liberal lapses in morality.
Those people are just playing gay. He was talking about real gays.
> >>
> >> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> >> demand.
> >
> >You have to be for capital punishment but against abortion.
>
> Babies are innocent. Murderers aren't.
But the are both killed.
>
> >>
> >> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
> >> governments create prosperity.
> >
> >You have to believe that salesmen have your best interest at heart.
>
> Eh? I seriously doubt anyone believes that. Oh, perhaps some
> gullible fools like those who believe in Kerry.
Are you anti-business?
> >>
> >> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
> >> loony activists from Seattle do.
> >
> >Anytime someone has a different idea from you you need to call them
> >looney.
>
> Act looney, sound looney, behave looney, say looney things, etc..,
> they you're looney. To fully believe that you are correct means that
> others with differing opinions HAVE to be wrong.
> Know thyself.
Have you ever had a hallucination?
>
> >>
> >> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> >> actually doing something to earn it.
> >
> >You have to beleive that self esteem is built by shutting up doing what
> >you are told.
>
> Yes, part of it. A snotty noisy kid needs to shut up, listen, and
> obey. Let them experience first-hand that respect is earned, not just
> given out like candy.
And when no one is around to make them obey?
>
> >>
> >> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
> >> wars..
> >
> >You have to find a scapegoat for your wars....always.
>
> Just the enemy will do.
which enemy? The one you make up? Like the "Jewish Plauge"?
>
> >
> >Blah, blah, blah
> >
> >>
> >> Scott in Florida
> >
> >Funny Scottt, I did not see a cite for this. WHo did you steal it from
> >and make it look like your own?
>
--
John Burns
john...@consultant.com
Save Us from Hatred
> On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 23:10:07 GMT, Grain of Sand <no...@nowhere.net>
> wrote:
>
>>Answers to becoming a Republican
>>
>>In article <o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com>,
>> Scott in Florida <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>>
>>> [...]
>>> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
>>> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
>>> by yuppies driving SUVs'!
>>
>>You believe since it is cold in maine global warming is a myth and that
>>you also really need all that space in your SUV.
>
> Yes, space is needed. Liberals don't believe in large families and the
> necessity of having large vehicles. More and more evidence shows that
> man has little impact, if at all, on global warming. AND reducing our
> energy use IS regression. America will not regress. The days of wearing
> sweaters in the house during because the thermostat is turned down to
> 'conserve' energy are over. We'll NOT be inconvenienced.
I hope that others reading this can tell that it's pure lunacy.
It's pure lunacy for people to buy cars that are twice as large as what
they need--even as families.
It's pure lunacy for someone to suggest that anyone who's concerned about
global warming is against large families.
It's pure lunacy to condition our consumers to over-use a resource that we
*know* involves us in dangerous parts of the world.
It's pure lunacy for the same right-wing lunatics who tell us that we must
invade Iraq+Kuwait to protect 2% of the America's oil supply (1991 invasion) to
tell us that we must not "inconvenience" ourselves by using less energy.
> [ snip right-wing drivel copied from 1930's Nazi propaganda manuals ]
Julian D.
Conservation of energy is regression. We will not regress.
>> [ snip right-wing drivel copied from 1930's Nazi propaganda manuals ]
JD
John Burns
Julian D. <ju...@ersatz.com> wrote:
Progress is not always a forward motion.
--
John Burns
john...@consultant.com
Otaku_Faith
> On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 23:10:07 GMT, Grain of Sand <no...@nowhere.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Answers to becoming a Republican
> >
> >In article <o4fkj0te6eds5g6u6...@4ax.com>,
> > Scott in Florida <NotInTheNe...@nope.ucan't> wrote:
> >
> >> 21 Steps to Becoming a Democrat and Kerry Supporter
> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking (about
> >> it) and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however,
> >> there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below
> >> and see how you rate...
> >>
> >> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
> >> funding.
> >
> >You need to believe that God sent the virus to kill fags.
>
> A republican believes that personal responsibility would prevent the
> majority of aids.
and the rest of diseases too? Hell why do we even need medicine, if
everyone was responsible....
>
> >>
> >> 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach
> >> 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those
> >> same kids all about sex.
> >
> >You think kids will not have sex if you tell them not to.
>
> Teaching them abstinence will and does decrease sexual activity
> amongst kids.
Really- whebn W started being governer, Teaxsw was 46th in teen
pregnancies, when he left- 48th. Thats after 8 years of the guy
pushing his abstinence only programs. Funny how the American Medical
Assoiciation, Center for Disease Control, American Academy of
Pediatrics think otherwise and endorse comprhensive sex ed. What
sources do you have?
> >>
> >> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
> >> Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
> >> in the hands of Chinese communists.
> >
> >You believe that if you have a gun you can shoot down a Nuke from China
> >like rambo.
>
> 'Star Wars' scared the piss out of the Soviets. It completely made
> their heads spin because, if it could be done, seriously undermined
> Soviet philosophy on nuclear exchange. Reagan pushing for it was the
> key element in the Soviet Unions collapse. A worthy goal and
> achievable.
Actually I tend to think it was the policy that the US took for 30
years and The USSR's economic system, not a single man who hopped on
at the end.
>
> >>
> >> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
> >
> >You think art is http://www.thomaskinkade.com/
>
> Yes. Agreed. Not hunks of metal, not silly 'impressionist' art, not
> a woman smearing herself with feces on stage, not dunking the cross in
> a jar of urine.
>
a handful of examples shouldnt shut down an entitre program.
> >>
> >> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> >> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
> >> by yuppies driving SUVs'!
> >
> >You believe since it is cold in maine global warming is a myth and that
> >you also really need all that space in your SUV.
>
Funny- Bush's new budget requesting millions in funding for the
Pentagon to battle severe global changes as early as next year isn't
fiction. point-in-case.
> Yes, space is needed. Liberals don't believe in large families and
> the necessity of having large vehicles. More and more evidence shows
> that man has little impact, if at all, on global warming. AND
> reducing our energy use IS regression. America will not regress.
> The days of wearing sweaters in the house during because the
> thermostat is turned down to 'conserve' energy are over. We'll NOT be
> inconvenienced.
>
> >>
> >> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> >> homosexual is natural.
> >
> >You have to make yourself believe you are not gay.
>
> A person should not be forced or encouraged to conclude that he/she is
> 'gay' because of liberal lapses in morality.
> >>
Funny how part of our republic is based on ancient Grecian and Early
Roman figures and they practicied much hiomosexualioty. Constantine,
the man who brought Christianity to the world, did too.
> >> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> >> demand.
> >
> >You have to be for capital punishment but against abortion.
>
> Babies are innocent. Murderers aren't.
>
A bundle of cells the size of my thumb isn't a baby. But I dont argue
abortion, too touchy.
> >>
> >> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
> >> governments create prosperity.
> >
> >You have to believe that salesmen have your best interest at heart.
>
> Eh? I seriously doubt anyone believes that. Oh, perhaps some
> gullible fools like those who believe in Kerry.
> >>
really- that's why W's environmental/manufacturing statutes are
voluntary. Is it our best interest to outsource our jobs?
> >> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
> >> loony activists from Seattle do.
> >
> >Anytime someone has a different idea from you you need to call them
> >looney.
>
> Act looney, sound looney, behave looney, say looney things, etc..,
> they you're looney. To fully believe that you are correct means that
> others with differing opinions HAVE to be wrong.
> Know thyself.
>
> >>
> >> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> >> actually doing something to earn it.
> >
> >You have to beleive that self esteem is built by shutting up doing what
> >you are told.
>
> Yes, part of it. A snotty noisy kid needs to shut up, listen, and
> obey. Let them experience first-hand that respect is earned, not just
> given out like candy.
>
> >>
> >> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
> >> wars..
> >
> >You have to find a scapegoat for your wars....always.
>
> Just the enemy will do.
>
Funny how Saddam was Reagan and Rummie's buddy,. When the world
objected, we didnt care. And our support of Osama for 10 years. Oh,
oh, and when W gave The Taliban $43 million when the UN were trying to
impose sanctions on afghanistan cuz trhey wouldnt handover Bin Laden?