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Will Dockery

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Oct 26, 2006, 11:44:56 AM10/26/06
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Beau Blue wrote:
>
> >Will isn't the "spastic" type. He's more the twaddling, waddling Dopey
> >Duck.
>
> Not a spastic? Have you SEEN the zorro vid?

See link below...

> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.

This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!

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Will Dockery videos:
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Beau Blue

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Oct 26, 2006, 12:39:28 PM10/26/06
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>Beau Blue wrote:
>>
>> >Will isn't the "spastic" type. He's more the twaddling, waddling Dopey
>> >Duck.
>>
>> Not a spastic? Have you SEEN the zorro vid?
>
>See link below...
>
>> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
>> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
>
>This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!

another vote, for narcissistic fish flopping on a mirror, noted
Twitch. -blue


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Will Dockery

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Oct 26, 2006, 12:50:24 PM10/26/06
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Beau Blue wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
> >> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
> >
> >This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>
> another vote

Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the work
you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.

After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows you
need a boost.

Renay

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Oct 26, 2006, 3:06:46 PM10/26/06
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"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message
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> Beau Blue wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
>> >> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
>> >
>> >This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>>
>> another vote
>
> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> work
> you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
> promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.

now there's something to strive for.

"well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."

Renay

Your Sugir

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Blow me, blue-boi....

The day you hold a candle to me won't happen.

Try, fuckwit.

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Your Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message news:e7d9c$4540e6f5$18d6517d$25...@KNOLOGY.NET...
> Beau Blue wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
>> >> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
>> >
>> >This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>>
>> another vote
>
> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the work
> you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
> promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
>
> After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows you
> need a boost.

He is a fucked up loser.

...living in a quite lovely area.

Interesting how he can't amuse me at all with anything.

I bet he can't even suck cock.

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Your Sugir

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"Renay" <rena...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:QJCdnW_GGonVmtzY...@comcast.com...

As your fat body sags some more.
Women are so prone to age.

Ya know, saggy-fat idiot?

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> Renay
>
>
>


Will Dockery

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Oct 26, 2006, 8:35:53 PM10/26/06
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Beau Blue wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
> >>
> >> another vote
> >
> > Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
work
> > you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
> > promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
> >
> > After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows
you
> > need a boost.
>
> He is a fucked up loser.
>
> ...living in a quite lovely area.
>
> Interesting how he can't amuse me at all with anything.

Blue should become much more interesting in the future, depending on how
much style he cops for the video.

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

> >> > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> >> >> > > "stop typing stupid, stupid."
> >> >> > > - Renay's advise
> >> >> > You mean /advice/, right Barbie?
> >> >
> >> > Now available in condensed, /catshit-poetry free/ version:
> >> >
> >> >> You little harlet you!
> >> >> ^^^^^^
> >> >> SCAT> "Missing Testicals"
> >> >> ^^^^^^^^^
> >> >> SCAT> You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> >> >> ^^^
> >> >> SCAT> you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
> >> >> ^^^
> >> >> SCAT> I want to breath your air
> >> >> ^^^^^^
> >> > Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.

Your Sugir

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Oct 26, 2006, 8:51:48 PM10/26/06
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"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message news:1b5bd$4541541b$18d6517d$11...@KNOLOGY.NET...

>
> Beau Blue wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>> >>
>> >> another vote
>> >
>> > Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> work
>> > you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
>> > promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
>> >
>> > After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows
> you
>> > need a boost.
>>
>> He is a fucked up loser.
>>
>> ...living in a quite lovely area.
>>
>> Interesting how he can't amuse me at all with anything.
>
> Blue should become much more interesting in the future, depending on how
> much style he cops for the video.

I wouldn't let him lick my piss.

Some people aren't worth spit.

Will Dockery

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Oct 26, 2006, 9:05:45 PM10/26/06
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Your Sugir wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
> >> >>
> >> >> another vote
> >> >
> >> > Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> > work
> >> > you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
> >> > promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
> >> >
> >> > After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows
> > you
> >> > need a boost.
> >>
> >> He is a fucked up loser.
> >>
> >> ...living in a quite lovely area.
> >>
> >> Interesting how he can't amuse me at all with anything.
> >
> > Blue should become much more interesting in the future, depending on how
> > much style he cops for the video.
>
> I wouldn't let him lick my piss.
>
> Some people aren't worth spit.

Blue's fairly worthless as a poet and/or musician so it seems fitting
to document his descent into Hammy-style imitation/parody.

Hammy'll teach him... heh.

Your Sugir

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Oct 27, 2006, 12:27:21 AM10/27/06
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1161911145.2...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> Your Sugir wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >> This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> another vote
>> >> >
>> >> > Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
>> > work
>> >> > you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
>> >> > promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
>> >> >
>> >> > After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows
>> > you
>> >> > need a boost.
>> >>
>> >> He is a fucked up loser.
>> >>
>> >> ...living in a quite lovely area.
>> >>
>> >> Interesting how he can't amuse me at all with anything.
>> >
>> > Blue should become much more interesting in the future, depending on how
>> > much style he cops for the video.
>>
>> I wouldn't let him lick my piss.
>>
>> Some people aren't worth spit.
>
> Blue's fairly worthless as a poet and/or musician so it seems fitting
> to document his descent into Hammy-style imitation/parody.

He does a marginal lip-sync thing, with the <burp> faces.
I'm sure he is wildly popular for that. (among a dozen, maybe)

It is unique, albeit a waste of time for poetry.

Pays to know how far to carry the /art/...

And how high to toss the pizza.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 27, 2006, 2:41:28 AM10/27/06
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Will Dockery wrote:

> Beau Blue wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
>>>>Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
>>>
>>>This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>>
>>another vote
>
>
> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the work
> you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
> promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.
>
> After all, it /is/ a ploy by you to ride my coat tails... and God knows you
> need a boost.
>

J.D. Power & Associates has determined that nobody's willing to ride
your coat tails, Wally; not even your own shit. (You can blame them,
with an ass that size? The only difference between you and Ross The
Intern is that Ross can sing.)
Which means that cythera has to be sucking down to you for another
reason entirely.
So don't worry.
New Jersey just legalised gay marriage; it's working its way
south, and should be Coming To A Courthouse Near You by April at the
latest.

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Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 5:00:54 AM10/27/06
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>>Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> >>>work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the derivative video is properly promoted to > >>>the Shadowville gang and beyond.
> >
> > I predict that in the end Blue will be
> > seen as another "Will Dockery hanger on"... now /that's/ funny!
>
> Well, the coat tails are "in the end,"

As in "sniffing behind", a position you also maintain so well, Hammy.

"We know."

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 8:02:40 AM10/27/06
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Your Sugir wrote:
>
> "Beau Blue" reviewed:
>
> >>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
> >>
> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
> >>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
> >>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
> >>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining example --
> >>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's
> >>no different, just dumber than most.
> >
> > Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
>
> His mouth was so full he turned blue.

So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 9:13:16 AM10/27/06
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"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>
> what Blue's trouble is...
>
> he isn't a Shadowy Goober?

Seems to /wannabe/...

So, when will Blue be adapting a Barbie Catshit poem into video, Barbie?
It'll be interesting to see which one he picks, eh?

Barbie Cat: Selected Poems:

> > > _Keepsake Left Behind_
>
> > > Beat away, my heart so dire
> > > Beat away this lonesome hour
> > > While my eyes drip liquid fire
> > > Looking at her first pressed flower
>
> > > -- Cat
>
> > > _Last Act of Love_
>
> > > The shadow beckons
> > > It calls out his name
> > > It is time to go
> > > Back to where he came
>
> > > He hesitates his step
> > > To look once again
> > > Into the soft flame
> > > That had allured him
>
> > > His wet eyes look for
> > > A tiny flicker
> > > Of the burning love
> > > He once saw in her
>
> > > His mind is troubled
> > > Did he cause her pain?
> > > Had he brought darkness
> > > To an angel's flame?
>
> > > With one final glance
> > > He bows his head low
> > > His last act of love
> > > Before the shadow
>
> > > His life will be black
> > > But knows it is right
> > > His darkness will allow
> > > Her flame to burn bright
>
> > > _Final Battle Cry_
>
> > > Falling before her
> > > The warrior surrendered
> > > He accepted his defeat
> > > His blood-stained sword
> > > Placed at her feet
>
> > > For decades he had fought
> > > A battle that could not be won
> > > A demon that could not be slain
> > > But still he fought
> > > With all his strength
> > > To keep her kingdom
> > > To save her name
>
> > > He battled long the demon
> > > That clawed within his heart
> > > That screamed within his mind
> > > Suffering wounds
> > > That would not heal
> > > Not with suture
> > > Not with time
>
> > > Beaten, he came to her
> > > To give a final battle cry
> > > That his fight was not in vain
> > > For the world of her hand
> > > Was worth the pain
>
> > > But he had lost the war
> > > For her kingdom had faded
> > > And her name was lost forever
> > > So to the bloodless demon
> > > The warrior gave his surrender
>
> > > Now he lies before her
> > > His life slipped away
> > > >From the pain he had known
> > > For the blood on his sword
> > > Was self taken, his own
>
> > > -- Cat --
>
> > > - Coffee Talk -
>
> > > I think I'll make some coffee
> > > And sit with you awhile,
> > > And talk about the good days
> > > You gave me with a smile.
>
> > > Strolling through Savannah's parks
> > > In patched-up dungarees.
> > > Holding hands and making plans,
> > > Leaving letters in the trees.
>
> > > You and I were being young
> > > And simple in our style,
> > > Dreaming of a little house
> > > With multi-colored tiles.
>
> > > And in its little kitchen,
> > > We'd place our wooden chairs
> > > Around a little table,
> > > To discuss our little cares.
>
> > > And we would make some coffee
> > > And sit there for a while,
> > > And talk about the good days
> > > We'd shared with a smile.
>
> > > -- Cat
>
> > > copyright (c) Cat

Bravo!

>"Barbara's Cat" shrieked:
>
> >Mommy
> >
> >--
> >Cm~
> >
> > ----
> > From: Barbara's Cat - view profile
> > Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
> > Email: Barbara's Cat <c...@127.0.0.1>
> > Groups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
> >
> >Barbara's Cat wrote:
> >
> >My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959
> >
> > [...]
> >
> >Children too free for the dangers out there,
> >you were a mother who took care of me,
> >and would feed us whatever you could find.


> >You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> >

> > "My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
> > Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often." -B.
Cat
> >----


> >
> > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > "stop typing stupid, stupid."
> > - Renay's advise
> > You mean /advice/, right Barbie?
> >
> > Now available in condensed, /catshit-poetry free/ version:
> >
> > You little harlet you!
> > ^^^^^^
> > SCAT> "Missing Testicals"
> > ^^^^^^^^^
> > SCAT> You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> > ^^^
> > SCAT> you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
> > ^^^
> > SCAT> I want to breath your air
> > ^^^^^^
> > Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.

--

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1161950560.0...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> Your Sugir wrote:
>>
>> "Beau Blue" reviewed:
>>
>> >>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
>> >>
>> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
>> >>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
>> >>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
>> >>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining example --
>> >>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's
>> >>no different, just dumber than most.
>> >
>> > Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
>>
>> His mouth was so full he turned blue.
>
> So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.

If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.

In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.


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"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message news:58a65$4542058e$18d6517d$18...@KNOLOGY.NET...

>
> "Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>>
>> what Blue's trouble is...
>>
>> he isn't a Shadowy Goober?
>
> Seems to /wannabe/...
>
> So, when will Blue be adapting a Barbie Catshit poem into video, Barbie?
> It'll be interesting to see which one he picks, eh?

The moron makes nothing (no $$$) on his burpwad poetry site.

It would be funny to anyone that ever had money.

Or even pizza...

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Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 12:21:56 PM10/27/06
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Your Sugir wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> >> >>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
> >> >>
> >> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
> >> >>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
> >> >>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
> >> >>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining example --
> >> >>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's
> >> >>no different, just dumber than most.
> >> >
> >> > Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
> >>
> >> His mouth was so full he turned blue.
> >
> > So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
>
> If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.
>
> In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.

He's Meat Plow with a hat.

--
"In my opinion Will Dockery is easily one of the most authentic
American poets around. A real coffeehouse poet who is not scared of
mingling some real American elements such as country music into his
poetry. Whileas you just try to appear as European as possible with all
your sucking up to 80 year old European surrealists..." -MH Benders

(Zorro press release, 2005 http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htm )

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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

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Will Dockery

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Kluck wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> >> >> >>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in
> >> >> >>Gloryhole Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of
> >> >> >><dogshit>. But it's only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic
> >> >> >>personality disorder looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's>
> >> >> >>career is a shining example -- drunks point to - to justify their
> >> >> >>fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's no different, just
> >> >> >>dumber than most.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
> >> >>
> >> His mouth was so full he turned blue:
> >>
> >>http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg

> >>
> >> > So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
> >>
> >> If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.
> >>
> >> In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.
> >
> > He's Meat Plow with a hat.
>
> Poor Will, can't get me off your mind.
>
> heh

Where was "Kluck" mentioned, Kluck?

Beau Blue

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"Renay" <rena...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message
>news:e7d9c$4540e6f5$18d6517d$25...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>> Beau Blue wrote:
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>> >> You're right tho' that Dopey Duck should be the narrator for 'The
>>> >> Ballad of Willie Twitch'.
>>> >
>>> >This should be interesting, and just in time for X-mas!
>>>
>>> another vote
>>
>> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
>> work
>> you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is properly
>> promoted to the Shadowville gang and beyond.

Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream, Twitch.

Seems everyone knows what a clueless boob you are, Bill, 'cept you
and the chihuahua. That Jurkin Circle you're in is gathering some real
spin, allstar. Maybe it'll help you escape the inertia of Bumpkinbrush
and land you in Atlanta, you keep circlin' with Sam like that, right?

Or maybe Flushing? This could lead you to flushing .. oh wait ..

-blue

* *
*

"He keeps begging like this, you'll have to do the dachshund."

" Here boy, sit up and beg, you allstar you. Now, roll over!
Good dachshund. Keep this up and you'll get a kibble AND
a bit."



>
>now there's something to strive for.
>
>"well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
>
>Renay
>
>

~ Beau Blue Presents ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~jjwebb

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 2:42:57 PM10/27/06
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Beau Blue wrote:
>
> The smell

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg

Must be what you're after, little guy, the way you continue to sniff
behind me with your jealous whines.

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 3:00:33 PM10/27/06
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Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> >> work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
> >> properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang

> >> and beyond.
>
> Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream

Your "dreams" have little to do with it, Blue... it'll be an
interesting project "promoting" the character known as "Blue Beau", as
you can likewise work with my intellectual property.

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 3:31:50 PM10/27/06
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Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> >> work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
> >> properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang
> >> and beyond.
>

> Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream

Your "dreams" have little to do with it, Blue... it'll be an
interesting project "promoting" the character known as "Blue Beau", as
you can likewise work with my intellectual property.

--

Will Dockery

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"Barbara's Cat" wrote
>
> intellectual property
>
> Now *THAT* is funny.

Barbie, proven to have the brain of a /cat turd/, laughing about
intellectual property?

Now /that's/ funny!

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Will Dockery

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"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>
> quack

Barbie at her usual loss for words noted.

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Your Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1161966115.9...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

> Your Sugir wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>
>> >> >>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
>> >> >>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
>> >> >>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
>> >> >>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining example --
>> >> >>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's
>> >> >>no different, just dumber than most.
>> >> >
>> >> > Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
>> >>
>> >> His mouth was so full he turned blue.
>> >
>> > So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
>>
>> If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.
>>
>> In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.
>
> He's Meat Plow with a hat.

blue-idiot is about your talent level, except not.

:)


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Oct 27, 2006, 5:25:25 PM10/27/06
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Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> >> work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
> >> properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang
> >> and beyond.
>

> Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream

Your "dreams" have little to do with it, Blue... it'll be an
interesting project "promoting" the character known as "Blue Beau", as
you can likewise work with my intellectual property.

--

Will Dockery

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Oct 27, 2006, 5:27:51 PM10/27/06
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Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
> >> work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
> >> properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang
> >> and beyond.
>

Will Dockery

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Your Sugir wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> >> >Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
>
>http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg

>
> >>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
> >>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
> >>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
> >>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining
example --
> >>>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life.
Blue-moron's
> >>>no different, just dumber than most.
> >>>
> >>> Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
> >>>
> >>> His mouth was so full he turned blue.
> >
> >> So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
>
> > If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.
> > In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.
> >
> > He's Meat Plow with a hat.
>
> blue-idiot is about your talent level, except not:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg

A shame he ditched the hat...

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

> > --


> > "In my opinion Will Dockery is easily one of the most authentic
> > American poets around. A real coffeehouse poet who is not scared of
> > mingling some real American elements such as country music into his
> > poetry. Whileas you just try to appear as European as possible with all
> > your sucking up to 80 year old European surrealists..." -MH Benders
> >
> > (Zorro press release, 2005 http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htm )
> >

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Renay" <rena...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> now there's something to strive for.

And your moron baby makes twee, or twoo and a halve.

>
> "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."

No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.


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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>> > He's Meat Plow with a hat.
>>
>> Poor Will, can't get me off your mind.
>>
>> heh
>
> Where was "Kluck" mentioned, Kluck?

She's /like/ a poet... Self-flattery and pissing and
before you know it you are knee-deep in worms.

"Get a farm" :)


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Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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Oct 27, 2006, 9:41:01 PM10/27/06
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1161975519.2...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

>
> Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >> Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
>> >> work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
>> >> properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang
>> >> and beyond.
>>
>> Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream
>
> Your "dreams" have little to do with it, Blue... it'll be an
> interesting project "promoting" the character known as "Blue Beau", as
> you can likewise work with my intellectual property.

Now /there's/ a BIG name...
Known all over northern minnie-soda.

O ... that was the wormfarmer...

Nevermind.

:)


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>

Will Dockery

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Oct 28, 2006, 12:21:33 AM10/28/06
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"Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:

> "Renay" wrote:
>
> > now there's something to strive for.
>
> And your moron baby makes twee, or twoo and a halve.
>
> > "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
>
> No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.

There's an almost unlimited variety of Dale Earnheart junk for sale on
street corners of Shadowville... the only fucken thing close to creative
(her crayon tracing of the fallen hero of NASCAR) is an /exact/ channeling
of hundreds of Shadowville bimbos... she's due some royalties:

http://img.meetup.com/photos/member/6/f/7/1/member_568529.jpeg

Just as Blue Beau
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg looks like the
typical toothless Southsider... heh.

No doubt his video tribute to "Will Dockery" will be taken in with the same
familiar grins as Renny's t-shirts of Dale did last year.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

> --

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 28, 2006, 2:38:48 AM10/28/06
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Barbara's Cat" wrote
>
>>intellectual property
>>
>>Now *THAT* is funny.
>
>
> Barbie, proven to have the brain of a /cat turd/, laughing about
> intellectual property?
>
> Now /that's/ funny!
>

"Intellectual property" = "Dream House"
-- Dickshunary of Duckrish

That's funnier.
No, /really/.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1161975519.2...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
>>Beau Blue http://tinyurl.com/uo68s wrote:
>>
>>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Damned right, Blue, do it... and I predict that in the end it'll be the
>>>>>work you're most remembered for, since I'll make sure the work is
>>>>>properly promoted http://tinyurl.com/uo68s to the Shadowville gang
>>>>>and beyond.
>>>
>>>Ah yes, properly promoted in Shallowville, my very dream
>>
>>Your "dreams" have little to do with it, Blue... it'll be an
>>interesting project "promoting" the character known as "Blue Beau", as
>>you can likewise work with my intellectual property.
>
>
> Now /there's/ a BIG name...
> Known all over northern minnie-soda.
>
> O ... that was the wormfarmer...
>
> Nevermind.
>
> :)
>

There was an old Bishop whose name
Lay in killfiles as fast as his fame,
So every night
Just to stay in our sight
He'd a new one, but equally lame.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 28, 2006, 3:02:00 AM10/28/06
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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

> "Renay" <rena...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
>
>>now there's something to strive for.
>
>
> And your moron baby makes twee, or twoo and a halve.
>
>
>>"well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
>
>
> No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>

There was a fat, idiot troll
Who was on HMO and the dole,
For he'd spent what he made
In attempts to get laid
And who wants Bishopric in their soul?

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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Oct 28, 2006, 3:16:15 AM10/28/06
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"Will Dockery" <will_d...@knology.net> wrote in message news:f22a0$4542da68$18d6517d$19...@KNOLOGY.NET...

>
> "Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
>> "Renay" wrote:
>>
>> > now there's something to strive for.
>>
>> And your moron baby makes twee, or twoo and a halve.
>>
>> > "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
>>
>> No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>
> There's an almost unlimited variety of Dale Earnheart junk for sale on
> street corners of Shadowville... the only fucken thing close to creative
> (her crayon tracing of the fallen hero of NASCAR) is an /exact/ channeling
> of hundreds of Shadowville bimbos... she's due some royalties:

Still my bleating hat.

>
> http://img.meetup.com/photos/member/6/f/7/1/member_568529.jpeg
>
> Just as Blue Beau
> http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg looks like the
> typical toothless Southsider... heh.
>
> No doubt his video tribute to "Will Dockery" will be taken in with the same
> familiar grins as Renny's t-shirts of Dale did last year.

Fuck.. I want a comp. tshit.

"Large"... :)

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 28, 2006, 3:16:47 AM10/28/06
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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Your Sugir wrote:
>>
>>"Beau Blue" reviewed:
>>
>>
>>>>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
>>>>
>>>>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in Gloryhole
>>>>Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of <dogshit>. But it's
>>>>only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic personality disorder
>>>>looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's> career is a shining example --
>>>>drunks point to - to justify their fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's
>>>>no different, just dumber than most.
>>>
>>>Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
>>
>>His mouth was so full he turned blue.
>
>
> So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
>

There was an old goober whose Duck
Had been taught twenty-one ways to suck --
Nineteen by his Mommy
And two more from Tommy;
The other two hundred were Jake.

Will Dockery

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:16:24 AM10/28/06
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>
> There was a fat, idiot troll

Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?

--
WRBL television spot on the Sam Singer Loft show, from:
http://tinyurl.com/y48fgk

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:25:35 AM10/28/06
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162023384.7...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>>
>> There was a fat, idiot troll
>
> Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?

That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.

FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.

She had a kookbuster addy for a while.
Only peewee and scat sport it now.

Not even ghetto-moron...


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Oct 28, 2006, 4:27:23 AM10/28/06
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Will Dockery wrote:

> Beau Blue wrote:
>
>>The smell
>
>
> http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg
>
> Must be what you're after, little guy, the way you continue to sniff
> behind me with your jealous whines.
>

There was an old goober whose smell
Had been hauled up last week from a well
But gave cythera goo
For a comment or two
While it made Jake McAllister swell.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:37:11 AM10/28/06
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Kluck wrote:

> On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:21:56 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>
>>Your Sugir wrote:
>>
>>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>Blue Beau is too stupid to understand your reasonable request.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He's too stupid to understand anything but his reflection in
>>>>>>>Gloryhole Cruz's bathroom mirror. He thinks he's a fan of
>>>>>>><dogshit>. But it's only because he's a barfly with a narcissistic
>>>>>>>personality disorder looking for heroes to emmulate. <Dogshit's>
>>>>>>>career is a shining example -- drunks point to - to justify their
>>>>>>>fly-by-booze approach to life. Blue-moron's no different, just
>>>>>>>dumber than most.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why are you so stupid, blue-moron?
>>>>>
>>>>>His mouth was so full he turned blue.
>>>>
>>>>So /that's/ what Blue's trouble is... thanks for sharing, Uncle Hammy.
>>>
>>>If blue-boi ever makes a living on poetry I think we'll hear.
>>>
>>>In general, I think he's a lame hobbyist, with delusions.
>>
>>He's Meat Plow with a hat.
>
>

> Poor Will, can't get me off your mind.
>
> heh
>
>

The divide-by-zero overflow makes you appear infinite.

Will Dockery

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:37:24 AM10/28/06
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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> >> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >>
> >> There was a fat, idiot troll
> >
> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>
> That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.
>
> FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.

"fair use parody", she giggled, while gobbling Twinkies...

Will Dockery

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:46:38 AM10/28/06
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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:

> >> "Renay" wrote:
>
> >> > "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."

Turned out, actually... the deawing sold as a public domain piece to
the silkscreen shop... "artist unknown" "Renny-something"... heh.

> >> No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >
> > There's an almost unlimited variety of Dale Earnheart junk for sale on
> > street corners of Shadowville... the only fucken thing close to creative
> > (her crayon tracing of the fallen hero of NASCAR) is an /exact/ channeling
> > of hundreds of Shadowville bimbos... she's due some royalties:
>
> Still my bleating hat.
>
> > http://img.meetup.com/photos/member/6/f/7/1/member_568529.jpeg
> >
> > Just as Blue Beau
> > http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg looks like the
> > typical toothless Southsider... heh.
> >
> > No doubt his video tribute to "Will Dockery" will be taken in with the same
> > familiar grins as Renny's t-shirts of Dale did last year.
>
> Fuck.. I want a comp. tshit.
>
> "Large"... :)

Probably can trade some porn with the Mexican guy on the corner of
Victory & South Lumpkin with the NASCAR t-shirt, rebel flag and velvet
Elvis kiosk for a couple...

--
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http://tinyurl.com/y48fgk

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

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Oct 28, 2006, 4:52:06 AM10/28/06
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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
>
>
>>>>He's Meat Plow with a hat.
>>>
>>>Poor Will, can't get me off your mind.
>>>
>>>heh
>>
>>Where was "Kluck" mentioned, Kluck?
>
>
> She's /like/ a poet... Self-flattery and pissing and
> before you know it you are knee-deep in worms.
>
> "Get a farm" :)
>

There was an old Bishop whose farm
Was six by three feet of pure charm
Although shunned by his fold,
For when it got cold,
An army of worms kept him warm.

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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Oct 28, 2006, 5:00:08 AM10/28/06
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162024644.0...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> >> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>> >> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>> >>
>> >> There was a fat, idiot troll
>> >
>> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>>
>> That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.
>>
>> FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.
>
> "fair use parody", she giggled, while gobbling Twinkies...

What?
You /still/ have some concept that harassment, and picture
theft (that was LARTed) is fair-use?

Let the morons try to do it some more...

Don't you notice that they /can't/.

Let 'em try!

If they become active, I bet it is criminal.
Let the fucks get active with it again.

I will absolutely call their local DA. Every day.

Listen up, Will. My picture isn't available for any price.
I never signed any model consent.
Harassment isn't even a reason for parody fair-use of
a public figure. Look it up.

In ANY case, they would need to use their own pictures.
Look it the fuck up...

mikey stole chuck and my picture to harass us.
It is exceedingly clear. What is hard to understand.
You don't mind your stolen picture, but I fucken do.

My picture was never granted to idiot-mikey.

The only fucken reason I don't sue the bejesus out of mikey
is that the fuckwit lives in a ghetto.
There is simply no return.

He mostly shuts up, and pussies away from it.
Acts like he is innocent, blah... Pussy.

Heck, Will... If you steal my picture and host it
on a server I'll come after you.

mikey has FOAD'd. Why bring it up?

Will Dockery

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Oct 28, 2006, 5:05:46 AM10/28/06
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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> >> >> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >> >>
> >> >> There was a fat, idiot troll
> >> >
> >> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
> >>
> >> That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.
> >>
> >> FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.
> >
> > "fair use parody", she giggled, while gobbling Twinkies...
>
> What?
> You /still/ have some concept that harassment, and picture
> theft (that was LARTed) is fair-use?

No, I was quoting Joy.

> Let the morons try to do it some more...
>
> Don't you notice that they /can't/.
>
> Let 'em try!
>
> If they become active, I bet it is criminal.
> Let the fucks get active with it again.
>
> I will absolutely call their local DA. Every day.
>
> Listen up, Will. My picture isn't available for any price.
> I never signed any model consent.
> Harassment isn't even a reason for parody fair-use of
> a public figure. Look it up.
>
> In ANY case, they would need to use their own pictures.
> Look it the fuck up...
>
> mikey stole chuck and my picture to harass us.
> It is exceedingly clear. What is hard to understand.
> You don't mind your stolen picture, but I fucken do.
>
> My picture was never granted to idiot-mikey.
>
> The only fucken reason I don't sue the bejesus out of mikey
> is that the fuckwit lives in a ghetto.
> There is simply no return.
>
> He mostly shuts up, and pussies away from it.
> Acts like he is innocent, blah... Pussy.
>
> Heck, Will... If you steal my picture and host it
> on a server I'll come after you.

I don't have any use for it... Eileen has a habit of drawing everyone
at least once, though... did a nice oil painting of Sam for the
auction...

> mikey has FOAD'd. Why bring it up?

You gotta point there.

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162025198.1...@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

>
> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> "Renay" wrote:
>>
>> >> > "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
>
> Turned out, actually... the deawing sold as a public domain piece to
> the silkscreen shop... "artist unknown" "Renny-something"... heh.
>
>> >> No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>> >
>> > There's an almost unlimited variety of Dale Earnheart junk for sale on
>> > street corners of Shadowville... the only fucken thing close to creative
>> > (her crayon tracing of the fallen hero of NASCAR) is an /exact/ channeling
>> > of hundreds of Shadowville bimbos... she's due some royalties:
>>
>> Still my bleating hat.
>>
>> > http://img.meetup.com/photos/member/6/f/7/1/member_568529.jpeg
>> >
>> > Just as Blue Beau
>> > http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg looks like the
>> > typical toothless Southsider... heh.
>> >
>> > No doubt his video tribute to "Will Dockery" will be taken in with the same
>> > familiar grins as Renny's t-shirts of Dale did last year.
>>
>> Fuck.. I want a comp. tshit.
>>
>> "Large"... :)
>
> Probably can trade some porn with the Mexican guy on the corner of
> Victory & South Lumpkin with the NASCAR t-shirt, rebel flag and velvet
> Elvis kiosk for a couple...

Gee... my porn has always been simple Usenet.
(with the kiddie stuff filtered out.)

Always free...

I guess it is hard to imagine how someone like me,
(with my oversized balls), would need to jerk.

Even when I was with women that I could do anything with...
(including sex with multiple women) I still needed more.
Sorry..

But heck...

He can eat an apple pie
And never even bat an eye
He likes anything from soup to hay
Roly Poly
Daddy's little fatty
I bet he's gonna be a man someday
-dixie chix

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162026346....@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...

> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> >> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>> >> >> > No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> There was a fat, idiot troll
>> >> >
>> >> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>> >>
>> >> That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.
>> >>
>> >> FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.
>> >
>> > "fair use parody", she giggled, while gobbling Twinkies...
>>
>> What?
>> You /still/ have some concept that harassment, and picture
>> theft (that was LARTed) is fair-use?
>
> No, I was quoting Joy.

Sorry, but the reasons that mikey's shit doesn't fly
is truly amazing.

As I say, let the morons actively attempt sexual
harassment with my picture and I'll contact
their DA. They are LARTed and fucked.

Her drawings are mostly her property. I doubt there could be
an issue. Maybe. If she was a photographer, and attempted
to use images without model consent... perhaps, but
a weaker case, seems.

IANAL, but using images that in no way belong to you
to harass someone seems criminal.

Let the fuckwits try and we'll find out.

Right now idiot peewee is attempting to LART me
for emailing his kook domain. As the moron
fucks with me... Maybe...

>
>> mikey has FOAD'd. Why bring it up?
>
> You gotta point there.

The ghetto-moron has flapped.
peewee thinks he will fuck with me.

Heck, I'm obnoxious. Too fucken bad.
I've still posted the only villanelle in months.
(did I miss one?)

Don't you lick it?

Will Dockery

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She draws 'em while the people are sitting there... if they don't like
it they can get up and leave.

Nice work.

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162028734....@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Easy... :)


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Most people in Shadowville don't have internet or even computers so
you'd have to burn them a copy and trade it for one of Renay's shirts
is what I mean.

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162030174.8...@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

OK, but I can't legally do that.

The reason is that a lot of Usenet is stolen
from the copyright owners, which may want it retracted.

If it is burned on CD it can't be retracted.

HUGE amounts are illegal (in many jurisdictions)
kiddie-porn.

As long as SBC and every other Usenet vendor pushes
all of it, I figure that my kiddie-filtered version is better.

But hey... I'm sure I'm a criminal element. :)

Will Dockery

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Renay" wrote:
>
> >> >> >> > "well, uh, garsh, I've been promoted in Columbus, Georgia, har, har..."
> >> >
> >> > Turned out, actually... the drawing sold as a public domain piece to

Heh... probably best just to buy one of her t-shirts, only $7.99 or
something...

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>>
>>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>>
>>There was a fat, idiot troll
>
>
> Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>

There was a fat idiot, Dockery,
Whose mouth was quite full of Tom's cockery,
With wires beneath
Not to straighten his teeth
But to straighten the Bishop's limp mockery.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>>>Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>>
>>>>Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>There was a fat, idiot troll
>>>>>
>>>>>Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>>>>
>>>>That FAT moron would be nice to kick around.
>>>>
>>>>FAT fucks that gloat over mikey's pic are too funny.
>>>
>>>"fair use parody", she giggled, while gobbling Twinkies...
>>
>>What?
>>You /still/ have some concept that harassment, and picture
>>theft (that was LARTed) is fair-use?
>
>
> No, I was quoting Joy.
>
>

>>Squeak the gibber try to squeak some more...
>>
>>Whinette you squall that they /squeak/.
>>
>>Squeak 'em cry!
>>
>>If they squeak squak, I squeak it is whiney.
>>Let the whine get active with squeaks again.
>>
>>I will absolutely suck their local priest. Every day.
>>
>>Suck up, Will. My squeaking isn't squalling for any suck.
>>I never squeaked any sucking squall.
>>Harassment is the primary reason for parody fair-use of
>>a public figure. Suck it up.
>>
>>In ANY squall, they would whine to squall their squeak suck.
>>Suck it the squeak up...
>>
>>Whine stole suck and squeak picture to make me whine.
>>I am exceedingly whiney. What is hard to suck?
>>You don't suck your squeaky picture, but I fucken do.
>>
>>My sucking was never granted to idiot-mikey.
>>
>>The only squeaking reason I don't suck the bejesus out of mikey


>>is that the fuckwit lives in a ghetto.

>>There is simply no sucking in return.
>>
>>He mostly squeaky whine, and squawkie squally suck-suck.
>>Acts like suckie squallie piss-piss, blah... Pussy.
>>
>>Slurp, Will... If you steal my picture and suck it
>>on a server I'll come after you for more.
>
>
> I don't suck for pay... Eileen has a habit of sucking everyone
> at least once, though... did a nice oil-sucking of Sam for the
> suction...


>
>
>>mikey has FOAD'd. Why bring it up?
>
>

> Suck, slurp, suck-suck, yum.
>

We know.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

>
> I are LARTed and fucked.
>

Us knows.

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> >>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >>
> >>There was a fat, idiot troll
> >
> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>
> There was a fat idiot:

http://evolvingbeauty.com/myth/BareIts/images/joy98.jpg

Shadowville Pizza

Epiphanies of boxes stacked; cheese grated,
undulating yellow against a red wall
chased me all the way home from Shadowville Pizza.
Tits on fire, I burst into your kitchen,
and tried to articulate the fury of my after school vision,
to recreate, for you, my Pepperoni glimpse into the sublime.
And with a tiny onion-tear I heard
the gradual silencing of every gypsy fiddle.
By the time you looked up from doing dishes
to remind me to take off my sneakers in the house,
reticence had grown in me like mold on the day-old.

-Joy Yoursenor

"I /Luv/ the smell of twinkies in the morning... smells like...
imaginary victory." -Joy Yoursenor

Will Dockery

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cyt...@my-deja.com wrote:
> On 2006-10-27 Po' Li'l Denny Hammus burbled:
> > The Ultimate Poet wrote:
>
> > > > > Ever considered taking your act on the road, Shortstuff?
> > > > > Confined as it is to only these cyber-precincts, it's
> > > > > become a bit threadbare.
> > > >
> > > > So leave.
> > >
> > > Can't do THAT, little fella. Might miss the official announcement
> > > about the publication of your collected Orphic trilogy in hardback.
> >
> > You've missed everything else; why ruin your record?
>
> Speaking of records, google reveals that you have _a_ published poem.
> Just one. Care to explain why?
>
> Dr. Hammes is Robert Larson Professor of Poetry at FISHHOOK Academy of
> Natural Philosophy. http://scrawlmark.org/racine.html
>
> Mr. Hammes is Chair of Poetry at FISHHOOK Academy of Natural
> Philosophy. http://scrawlmark.org/shoba.html

Quack.

Will Dockery

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"Barbara's Cat" wrote
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Quack.
>
> Formal "with a capital Q" even, eh?

"Doctor" Hammes' fake (mail order) degree.

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162136438.0...@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...

>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> >Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>> >>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>> >>
>> >>There was a fat, idiot troll
>> >
>> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>>
>> There was a fat idiot:
>
> http://evolvingbeauty.com/myth/BareIts/images/joy98.jpg
>
> Shadowville Pizza
>
> Epiphanies of boxes stacked; cheese grated,
> undulating yellow against a red wall
> chased me all the way home from Shadowville Pizza.
> Tits on fire, I burst into your kitchen,
> and tried to articulate the fury of my after school vision,
> to recreate, for you, my Pepperoni glimpse into the sublime.
> And with a tiny onion-tear I heard
> the gradual silencing of every gypsy fiddle.
> By the time you looked up from doing dishes
> to remind me to take off my sneakers in the house,
> reticence had grown in me like mold on the day-old.
>
> -Joy Yoursenor

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>>Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>>
>>>>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>>>>
>>>>There was a fat, idiot troll
>>>
>>>Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>>
>>There was a fat idiot:
>

There was a fat pizzaboi, Will,
Whose toppings were vomit and swill
And a gobbet of dung
That he'd found on his tongue
After showing the Bishop his skill.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

>
> Quack.
>

Ah, your native tongue at last.

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >
> >>>Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> >>
> >>>>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >>>>
> >>>>There was a fat, idiot troll
> >>>>http://evolvingbeauty.com/myth/BareIts/images/joy98.jpg

> >>>>
> >>>Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>
> There was a fat

She's apparently still around, though the Usenet archives mainly have
her trying to sell all sorts of crap:

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?enc_user=POq8vRsAAADZMryeVbPETXWuYgqSWjGsblASdVFf2t27T6bqOHnuZw&hl=en

The price of Twinkies is rising, after all... heh.

Will Dockery

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"Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >> >Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> >> >>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
> >> >>
> >> >>There was a fat, idiot troll
> >> >
> >> > Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
> >>
> >> There was a fat idiot:
> > http://evolvingbeauty.com/myth/BareIts/images/joy98.jpg
> >
> > Shadowville Pizza
> >
> > Epiphanies of boxes stacked; cheese grated,
> > undulating yellow against a red wall
> > chased me all the way home from Shadowville Pizza.
> > Tits on fire, I burst into your kitchen,
> > and tried to articulate the fury of my after school vision,
> > to recreate, for you, my Pepperoni glimpse into the sublime.
> > And with a tiny onion-tear I heard
> > the gradual silencing of every gypsy fiddle.
> > By the time you looked up from doing dishes
> > to remind me to take off my sneakers in the house,
> > reticence had grown in me like mold on the day-old.
> >
> > -Joy Yoursenor
>
> :)

My fovorite "Joy poem", too!

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> > "I /Luv/ the smell of twinkies in the morning... smells like...
> > imaginary victory." -Joy Yoursenor

Treadleson wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > jermicah wrote:
>
> > > If you notice after about 7 minutes into the song the musicians start
> > > ending each verse with a crescendo, expecting it to certainly be the
> > > last verse, but Dylan keeps going. I read that in the studio it was
the
> > > first time they did the song and had no idea it went on forever, and
> > > Dylan didn't clue them in. Being professional Nashville studio hired
> > > guns they were used to tidy 3 minute songs. But to their credit (or
> > > Bob's genius) their playing like every verse was the last verse just
> > > made the song sound so much more urgent. Supposedly Bob had just spent
> > > two hours before in a bathroom scribbling down the lyrics and it was
> > > like, "OK, here's the next song. Let's go."
> >
> > Yeah, the Nashville sessions evoke some fascinating images (the earlier
> > slapstick-with-edge story of Al Kooper being chased into a phonebooth
> > by rednecks mentioned earlier is another...) and
>
> > Dylan's later
> > mythmaking with the apparently completely fictional bit about "staying
> > up for days in the Chelsea Hotel..." adds even more mystery to the
> > whole thing.
>
> I don't know...don't you think that sounds a sight better than singing:
> "Staying up all night in the break room at Columbia Studios,
> Nashville/Writing Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands for you?"

Yeah, I guess... plus he could easily stayed up for days (before taking the
/cure/) in the hotel wotking on, or at least thinking about it, then layed
it down on paper at the session.

Maybe Chronicles vol. 2 will go into it... and perhaps come up with a
/third/ version of the story, or a combination of both...

Will Dockery

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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes the mongrel chambermaid, kecked:
>
> >> ~\__:o)
> >
> > You're not waving a hanky at me, are you, Dennis?
>
> No --

That's his /toy sword/... actual size.

Will Dockery

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Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > the Usenet archives
> > all sorts of crap

Such as:

Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> "stop typing stupid, stupid."
> - Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Catshit (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

Urm... that's enough Barbie Catshit for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162197846.8...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...

>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> >
>> >>>Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>>>No, you are beside yourself, saggy FAT idiot troll.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>There was a fat, idiot troll
>> >>>>http://evolvingbeauty.com/myth/BareIts/images/joy98.jpg
>> >>>>
>> >>>Whatever happened to Joy, anyhow?
>>
>> There was a fat
>
> She's apparently still around, though the Usenet archives mainly have
> her trying to sell all sorts of crap:
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?enc_user=POq8vRsAAADZMryeVbPETXWuYgqSWjGsblASdVFf2t27T6bqOHnuZw&hl=en


Last posted in June.

One more loser more or less

:) BYOW bring your own worms...

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There are numerous errors.
Heck, I can't spell...

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Will Dockery

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> There are numerous errors.
> Heck, I can't spell...

Barbie plays the /spelling lame/ card, though... meanwhile she makes
constant errors, so she gets a hilariously pathetic comeuppance.

Her new sig had to be dropped last week because she couldn't spell
"advice".

Pimp of the Holy Sugir

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162237338.3...@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>> There are numerous errors.
>> Heck, I can't spell...
>
> Barbie plays the /spelling lame/ card, though...

So do I.

> meanwhile she makes
> constant errors, so she gets a hilariously pathetic comeuppance.
>
> Her new sig had to be dropped last week because she couldn't spell
> "advice".

I killfile most. More all the time...
I'm next... :)

Will Dockery

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:
>
> >> There are numerous errors.
> >> Heck, I can't spell...
> >
> > Barbie plays the /spelling lame/ card, though...
>
>So do I.

When Barbie first appeared, Hammes /did/ think she was one of your
socks...

> > meanwhile she makes
> > constant errors, so she gets a hilariously pathetic comeuppance.
> >
> > Her new sig had to be dropped last week because she couldn't spell
> > "advice".
>
> I killfile most. More all the time...
> I'm next... :)

"Suicide file"?


Meat Plow wrote:
> On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:35:00 -0500, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>Do you get drunk every morning Will?
>
> > Got that right, Meat
>
> Well thanks for the candid replies Will. I kind of figured that anyone who
> posts the way you do probably wakes up and gets drunk to get over
> their hangover.

Ah, Meat, you seem to be having a memory loss problem.

You know good and well that I drink like a fish (in fact I stayed
roaring drunk most of the weekend in honor of Dylan Thomas) and most
mornings I enjoy black coffee spiked with George Dickel... you seem to
have a problem with that, but not me, pal.

--
"I just had eighteen shots of whiskey, that must be a record."
-Dylan Thomas

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> cythera wrote:
>
> > "the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> > -- Dennis M. Hammes
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>
> At last, something actually worth repeating.
> Now look it up, nigger.

The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
in MoreHead?

BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville
(and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
/Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1162286485....@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...

>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> cythera wrote:
>>
>> > "the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>> > -- Dennis M. Hammes
>> >
>> > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>>
>> At last, something actually worth repeating.
>> Now look it up, nigger.
>
> The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
> alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
> in MoreHead?

This is the moron I taught to spell villanelle.

Can you imagine? A wormfarmer from Podunk that can't spell villanelle. :)

>
> BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville
> (and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
> baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
> you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
> context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
> /Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
> meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.

I assume you can go there for the /good/ drugs? :)


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"Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >> cythera wrote:
>
> >> > "the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> >> > -- Dennis M. Hammes
> >> > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
> >>
> >> At last, something actually worth repeating.
> >> Now look it up, nigger.
> >
> > The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
> > alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
> > in MoreHead?
>
> This is the moron I taught to spell villanelle.
>
> Can you imagine? A wormfarmer from Podunk that can't spell villanelle. :)

Won't be a lot of help for Barbie after all, then...

> > BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville
> > (and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
> > baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
> > you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
> > context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
> > /Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
> > meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.
>
> I assume you can go there for the /good/ drugs? :)

Just ride through and the kids on the street corners compete for the sale...
"stop-n-cop". Not the safest way to look for drugs, whether you call 'em
names or not. If the hour is late/early and people want to party, those are
the places to look for...

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>
> "Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>> >> cythera wrote:
>>
>> >> > "the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>> >> > -- Dennis M. Hammes
>> >> > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>> >>
>> >> At last, something actually worth repeating.
>> >> Now look it up, nigger.
>> >
>> > The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
>> > alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
>> > in MoreHead?
>>
>> This is the moron I taught to spell villanelle.
>>
>> Can you imagine? A wormfarmer from Podunk that can't spell villanelle. :)
>
> Won't be a lot of help for Barbie after all, then...

I assume he lives in a duck-blind. I've seen pictures...

I'm sure he grows lilacs in the worm beds. :)

>
>> > BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville
>> > (and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
>> > baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
>> > you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
>> > context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
>> > /Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
>> > meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.
>>
>> I assume you can go there for the /good/ drugs? :)
>
> Just ride through and the kids on the street corners compete for the sale...
> "stop-n-cop". Not the safest way to look for drugs, whether you call 'em
> names or not. If the hour is late/early and people want to party, those are
> the places to look for...

I think you are a go-to guy... :)

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>cythera wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
>>>
>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>>
>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
>> Now look it up, nigger.
>
>
> The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
> alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
> in MoreHead?


Actually, the "alternative meaning" comes from crackerboxes in Georgia.

>
> BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville


Why? Columbus has a Federal DA.
At the moment, he *agrees* that you simply aren't worth filling
out the paperwork.
You're "perfectly safe" so long as you remain as small as you are
at the moment, emitting nothing more than a few cocksucking noises
every night.


> (and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
> baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
> you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
> context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
> /Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
> meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.


Why don't you teach them the actual meaning of the word "nigger," nigger?
Because /you/ can't afford to have anybody know what it means.

Speaking of target practice, I'm quite familiar with the priestly
protocol of "target displacement," which is what Georgia crackers did
with the word "nigger" to avoid being found by it on the Spot Marked X.
See, the only reason you pay to suck your priest's prick is to
make his opinion "Professional."
Called the "Laureate Syndrome," which in the fundamental case you
pay your boifriend to call you a PO-wet.
Oh, I'm sorry, that's "Performance Noirtiste," innit.
Of course, being what you are, you /can't/ pay him any other way
than by fondling him back.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Pimp of the Holy Sugir wrote:

>
> Can you imagine? A wormfarmer from Podunk that can't spell gnat. :)
>

We know.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
>

>>
>>I assume you can go there for the /good/ drugs? :)
>
>
> Just ride through and the kids on the street corners compete for the sale...
> "stop-n-cop". Not the safest way to look for drugs, whether you call 'em
> names or not. If the hour is late/early and people want to party, those are
> the places to look for...
>

Do you snort coke to kill your sense of smell, then, or so you can't
hear yourself "perform"?

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >>cythera wrote:
>
> >>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> >>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
> >>>
> >>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
> >>
> >>At last, something actually worth repeating.
> >> Now look it up, nigger.
> >
> > The word's pretty well-known, Uncle Bugfuck... suppose it has some
> > alternate meaning out in Fargo? Or maybe just in one little crackerbox
> > in MoreHead?
>
> Actually, the "alternative meaning" comes from crackerboxes in Georgia.

Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.

> > BTW, if you ever /do/ make good on your threat to come to Shadowville
>
> Why?

Exactly.

> > (and depending on your mood either shoot me, beat me with your mini-me
> > baseball bat, or your favorite fantasy, swish your little sword around)
> > you might want to be careful where you use that word, in /whatever/
> > context... in certain quarters there are hundreds of people in
> > /Shadowville/ who will be ready and willing to teach you the true
> > meaning of... *tarrrrget practice*.
>
> Why don't you teach them the actual meaning of the word "nigger," nigger?

Why?

I'll sit in the car while they teach you what "beat the daylights out
of the little white guy with the toy sword" means.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>>
>>>>cythera wrote:
>>
>>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
>>>>>
>>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>>>>
>>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
>>>> Now look it up, nigger.
>>>

>

> Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
>

The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
Are there any questions?
See, little boi, English is founded in some large part on Latin,
cf. /renegare/. And you can't throw that out without throwing out
the whole religion of Republic or "States' Rights."
Cracker is founded on the Spanish slave trade.
No wonder you "believe" that owning people directly, rather than
through servants, is a viable lifestyle.
"Dixiecrat," isn't that what you call it?

Speaking of Democrats, I'm still trying to figure out if you "didn't
wind up in Iraq" because of your college degree or because you're too
yellow to learn which end of a sword to hang onto.
The French, e.g., have been very good at hanging onto the point.
(That's how you hand it over in surrender.)
Often without even cutting their soft little "hand"-shakes.

Eh? Simple. They never took it out of the scabbard.

>>
>>Why don't you teach them the actual meaning of the word "nigger," nigger?
>
>
> Why?
>
> I'll sit in the car while they teach you what "beat the daylights out
> of the little white guy with the toy sword" means.
>

"They"?
Oh, that's right.
Not you.
And not the pricks you pay to suck because you *agree* with them;
that's "Laureate Syndrome."
The pricks you pay to suck because you're /afraid/ of them.
"Stockholm Syndrome."
No wonder Jake LUUUves you so.
You've "got the same answer for everything."

(And it isn't even "Ook.")

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> >cythera wrote:
>
> >>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> >>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
> >>>>>
> >>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
> >>>>
> >>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
> >>>> Now look it up, nigger.
>
> > Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
>
> The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
> Are there any questions?

None, Hammes.

In addition to being a misogynist and a homophobe, you also appear to
be a racist.

End of story.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>cythera wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>>>>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>>>>>>
>>>>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
>>>>>> Now look it up, nigger.
>>
>>>Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
>>
>>The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
>> Are there any questions?
>
>
> None, Hammes.
>
> In addition to being a misogynist and a homophobe, you also appear to
> be a racist.
>
> End of story.
>

Too bad that you think you own everything you think you see because
you think you see it.
Too bad you think you can go on being a nigger by calling some
other class of people "niggers."
Too bad you "believe" that you alter the nature of language by
choosing whose noises ("pricks") to suck, because /every/ computer
with a faulty program fails to function. So your whole religion can
go down the toilet (i.e., "to Hell"), fondling each other in Great
Appreciation of your Manly Powowers all the way.
And that really is the end of the story.
See, baby, "nigger" is a /criminal/ classification.
And it's defined by real language, which is /not/ "ultimately
defined by other words," but by "touching the Earth," i.e., "By the
Sword" (q.v.), which in your case you have not got.

http://scrawlmark.org/bysword.html

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> >cythera wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> >>>>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
> >>>>>> Now look it up, nigger.
> >>
> >>>Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
> >>
> >>The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
> >> Are there any questions?
> >
> > None, Hammes.
> >
> > In addition to being a misogynist and a homophobe, you also appear to
> > be a racist.
> >
> > End of story.
>
> Too bad you think you can go on being a nigger by calling some
> other class of people "niggers."

"Too bad" for you, since it was /you/ who used the word repeatedly,
Hammes.

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

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Barbara's Cat wrote:


> > > "stop typing stupid, stupid."
> > > - Renay's advise
> > You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Now available in condensed, /catshit-poetry free/ version:
> You little harlet you!
> ^^^^^^
> SCAT> "Missing Testicals"
> ^^^^^^^^^
> SCAT> You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> ^^^
> SCAT> you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
> ^^^
> SCAT> I want to breath your air
> ^^^^^^
Ready for Hallmark Hammy's /slurp polish/.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Will Dockery wrote:
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>cythera wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
>>>>>>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
>>>>>>>>Now look it up, nigger.
>>>>
>>>>>Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
>>>>
>>>>The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
>>>> Are there any questions?
>>>
>>>None, Hammes.
>>>
>>>In addition to being a misogynist and a homophobe, you also appear to
>>>be a racist.
>>>
>>>End of story.
>>
>> Too bad you think you can go on being a nigger by calling some
>>other class of people "niggers."
>
>
> "Too bad" for you, since it was /you/ who used the word repeatedly,
> Hammes.
>

Yeah, I tend to do that with words whose meanings I know.
Too bad you do that with any noise you think you've heard because
you think it makes you a Big Little Boi now.
Too bad your Mommy taught you to suck cock in your Daddy's face at
your Daddy's table instead of saying "please" and "thank you."
The result is always a queer.
It's always bragging about how well it thinks it sucks cock.
And about how the cock it sucks is a Holy Superweapon.
Look it up.
Oh, well. At least it kept you out of Iraq when you flunked out
of manicurist's school.

Will Dockery

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >>Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>cythera wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>"the only good nigger is a dead nigger"
> >>>>>>>>>-- Dennis M. Hammes
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.pagan/msg/297a86d89c7d2f38?hl=en&
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>At last, something actually worth repeating.
> >>>>>>>>Now look it up, nigger.
> >>>>
> >>>>>Your word, you used it and you're stuck with it.
> >>>>
> >>>>The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
> >>>> Are there any questions?
> >>>
> >>>None, Hammes.
> >>>
> >>>In addition to being a misogynist and a homophobe, you also appear to
> >>>be a racist.
> >>>
> >>>End of story.
> >>
> >> Too bad you think you can go on being a nigger by calling some
> >>other class of people "niggers."
> >
> > "Too bad" for you, since it was /you/ who used the word repeatedly,
> > Hammes.
>
> Yeah, I tend to do that with words whose meanings I know.

Obviously you know the word, Hammes.

BTW, for one who /always/ responds to posts directed at you, you're
strangely silent tonight... in particular to Karla's comment/questions
to you about your use of this word:

----
>From Karla to Hammes:

Dennis, what are you citing from regarding "nigger"? I've looked online
and at
the sources I have here at work - not one of them even hints at what
you're
citing for definition and etymology? . Instead, "nigger" usually is
cited as the
most offensive word in English:

"nig'ger&#8194;[unable to paste] Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled
Pronunciation[nig-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-Usage note The term nigger is now probably the most offensive word
in English.
Its degree of offensiveness has increased markedly in recent years,
although it
has been used in a derogatory manner since at least the Revolutionary
War.
Definitions 1a, 1b, and 2 represent meanings that are deeply
disparaging and are
used when the speaker deliberately wishes to cause great offense.
Definition 1a,
however, is sometimes used among African-Americans in a neutral or
familiar way.
Definition 3 is not normally considered disparaging-as in "The
Irish are the
niggers of Europe" from Roddy Doyle's The Commitments-but the other
uses are
considered contemptuous and hostile.

-noun 1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. a. a black
person.
b. a member of any dark-skinned people.

2. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. a person of any race or
origin
regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.
3. a victim of prejudice similar to that suffered by blacks; a person
who is
economically, politically, or socially disenfranchised.

[Origin: 1640-50; < F nègre < Sp negro black]"

nigger. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1). Retrieved November
03,
2006, from Dictionary.com website:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nigger
------------------

"nigger
One entry found for nigger.

Main Entry: nig·ger
Pronunciation: 'ni-g&r
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of earlier neger, from Middle French negre, from
Spanish
or Portuguese negro, from negro black, from Latin niger
1 usually offensive; see usage paragraph below : a black person
2 usually offensive; see usage paragraph below : a member of any
dark-skinned
race
3 : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons <it's time
for
somebody to lead all of America's niggers...all the people who feel
left out of
the political process -- Ron Dellums>
usage Nigger in senses 1 and 2 can be found in the works of such
writers of the
past as Joseph Conrad, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens, but it now
ranks as
perhaps the most offensive and inflammatory racial slur in English. Its
use by
and among blacks is not always intended or taken as offensive, but,
except in
sense 3, it is otherwise a word expressive of racial hatred and
bigotry."

Merrian-Webster online:
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=nigger
--------------

"Nigger
This most offensive of words in American speech dates back to the late
16th
century, although the modern spelling doesn't appear until two
centuries later.
The OED2's earliest cite of the modern spelling is from 1786 in Burns's
Ordination. (The Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang,
however,
claims that this is an editorial error and Burns's original manuscript
uses the
older niger.) The obsolete spelling niger dates to 1574. It comes from
the Latin
meaning black. It shares this common root with negro.

The offensiveness of the term has increased over time, especially in
the 20th
century. Two 16th century quotes that are commonly cited in
dictionaries are
from scholarly tracts. A 1700 quote by judge Samuel Sewall uses the
term in a
denunciation of slavery. Gradually, however, polite discourse
increasingly used
the term negro (which dates to at least 1555) and nigger became
relegated to the
vulgar tongue, increasing in offensiveness over the centuries.

So for example, when Mark Twain uses the word in Huckleberry Finn, by
the
standards of his day he is not being especially offensive (although
even then it
was a term that would not be used in polite society), but is using the
term as a
marker of class and socio-economic status of the characters who utter
it.

In the 20th century of course, it has become extremely offensive. It,
along with
cunt are just about the only taboo words in American discourse today
(it's
interesting that the most offensive terms have strong racial or gender
discrimination components). About the only acceptable use is in Black
English
when African-Americans use it to refer to themselves. (There is a
similar
reclamation of the word queer among homosexuals to rob the term of its
offensiveness of the term by using it to refer to themselves.)

It is etymologically unrelated to the word niggard."
from wordorigins.org: http://www.wordorigins.org/wordorn.htm#
-----------------
"nigger

· noun offensive a black person.

- USAGE The word nigger is very offensive and should not be used.

- ORIGIN from Spanish negro 'black'."

from Compact Oxford English Dictionary:
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/nigger?view=uk
-----------------
There are twenty (20) sources all citing pretty much the same thing at
OneLook
Dictionary Search:
http://www.onelook.com/?w=nigger&ls=a
-----------------

Perhaps in some corner of a world at a remote time and place, it was
used in a
way that you're citing to, but that was a long, long, long time ago,
and
exhuming it really serves no good purpose now, does it?

Karla
----

> Too bad you do that with any noise you think you've heard because
> you think it makes you a Big Little Boi now.
> Too bad your Mommy taught you to suck cock in your Daddy's face at
> your Daddy's table instead of saying "please" and "thank you."
> The result is always a queer.
> It's always bragging about how well it thinks it sucks cock.
> And about how the cock it sucks is a Holy Superweapon.
> Look it up.
> Oh, well. At least it kept you out of Iraq when you flunked out
> of manicurist's school.

Karla has a statement for /this/ stuff, also, but... "You know".

Sweet Sugir

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Jexus...

I have filtered Usenet porn, and programmed multiple
/fast/ settings to view it....

I'm a /Saint/ of porn... No?
800 folders in well order categories...

These morons call me a kook...

Heh...

If mikey continues to steal and post my stolen picture
I'll call his Ypsi-DA....

The fuckwit has mostly FOAD'd.

And watch peewee piss...

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Will Dockery

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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Pimp of the Holy Sugir" wrote:
>
> >>I assume you can go there for the /good/ drugs? :)
> >
> > Just ride through and the kids on the street corners compete for the
sale...
> > "stop-n-cop". Not the safest way to look for drugs, whether you call 'em
> > names or not. If the hour is late/early and people want to party, those
are
> > the places to look for...
>
> Do you snort coke?

Not for a while, perhaps over the holidays if there's any decent parties...

--
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