Me and Mom <-- TRUE STORY!
Cainman
to fuck anybody. My mom was 40 and she still had maintained her
figure rather well. She had a nice body because she was divorced and
wanted to look good for potential mates. I never thought about her
sexually although some of my friends would make some cracks about
how they thought the could bag her. It was just me and her at home
and my sister lived with my dad. One day, like any other day, I was
jacking off. I'm usually discrete about where I do it except this
one time I was in the front room and I was watching a sex-filled
movie on tv. I think it was wild orchid. My mom was outside tanning
so I thought she would be there for awhile. I was just slowly
stroking myself because it just felt good at the time with the
movie. I was keeping an eye out for her but one scene in the movie
got pretty hot I was watching for her. Next thing you know, she
walks in and I got my rock hard cock in my hand. I thought I was
being casual about how fast I could my cock back into my pants, but
who was I trying to fool. I had shorts on and it looked like I had
a tent pitched. She just said to me it's natural that I do that at
my age but she just asked if I would do it some where else. My dick
wouldn't go down because the movie was still on a sex act and my mom
was standing there in a bikini with about a 6inch line of clevage.
It kind of stunned me how she looked and made my cock more intense.
Instead of leaving she decided to sit down with me a small talk
about sex at my age and masturbation. My dick would still stay hard
and while she would talk she would touch me in a way that made it
more intense. At the time she wasn't making sexual gestures but she
could see my cock pointing straight up. She finished off her little
speech by saying I had inherited my dad's well endowed features. I
looked at her funny because I didn't know what that meant. She kind
of laughed and gave a little pat-pat on my dick and said "I mean you
have a large sized penis" I just walked and went to my room. After
that little incident I think I pulled my dick 3 times and I shot my
load.
About a week later my mom came into my bathroom and asked me for a
razor. I thought it was no big deal because I figured she wanted to
shave her legs. I went down stairs to play my video games and then
I could hear hair clippers going. I started thinking if she was
shaving her pussy. I went upstairs and the sounds the razor was
making I new she was shaving it. Just the thouht of that started
putting tabboo images of her in my head. I wanted to see her in the
flesh so one day I wired up a video camera in her bedroom. It
actually worked but I also got some bonus action which I had not
expected. Not only did I view well shaven pussy, but I also saw her
masturbate. I was amazed with what I saw her doing. Her motions
were so soft and she was enjoying herself very much. I must have
jerked off a hundred times to that tape.
Mom would usually go out on the weekends with her one friend
Danielle. She was about 35 or 40 and was very classy looking older
lady. I would always have fantasies about her because she was a
flirt and she had sexuall charisma. One night they went out and
they had come home late. I was sleeping and I woke up to take a
leak. I could here people kissing so I thought maybe mom found a
guy. I went to spy and I saw mom and Danielle french kissing. I was
shocked but I continued to watch. Danielle went down on her and you
could see her head bobbing under her skirt. I started jerking myself
when Danielle came up for air and saw me up on the stairs. She
asked mom if your boy would like to join us. She immedialty covered
up and said to Danielle to be quiet and go away. She just said
"alright, but I want to see if his cock is as big as you say it is".
They were both a little drunk but Danielle eventually left. Mom
started crying saying she was ashamed that I saw her like that. She
said that she has the occasional lesbian encounter but I was still
picturing her tongue twisting another chick. She was just crying
and hugging me. She was giving me the mothers kisses and then she
started to kiss me on the lips. I got a hard on right away and she
just pressed up against it. She then started saying your a good
boy, show me how much you love me. She got right down on her knees
and pulled my boxers down. She started to jerk me and asked if she
wanted to show me the way. She put my dick in her mouth and
swallowed it. She is pretty good at it because I have 9 long hard
inches and she took most of it in. That was my first blow job and I
cummed in about 10 seconds. She just sucked it all out and
swallowed it. I said sorry to her because I came so fast. She just
don't worry baby, it's not over. She then took off all her clothes
and showed me how to please her. She was in heaven having her baby
please her in the way she wanted. At first she just wanted me to
suck her nipples and pussy. I enjoyed that alot but I thought I
would fuck her also. I was licking her pussy for about 10 minutes
and with her help she cummed. I knew women had orgasms, but I never
knew how much it would drip out. I got up and she asked if she
wanted me to take me in her mouth. I said well what the other stuff.
She said we have gone to far already. I said okay I understand.
But then she kind of felt bad and said okay, if it makes my baby
happy. She then laid back on the bed and spread her legs open and
brought me slowly into her. At first I took it easy because I feel I
was going to cum fast again. But as soon as I went a little to fast
I cummed again. That first feeling of cumming inside a warm pussy
was unbelievable and I didn't want to pull out. We just laid on
top of each other for a few minutes enjoying that special bond
between mother and son. The next few days she always avoided me but
then I confronted her and she said it was wrong and that we should
forget about it . I was 17 and a walking hard on and I managed to
get my way into one last fuck. I knew she loved my dick so I pulled
it out and I knew she would suck it. There actually was a couple
times she would blow me but that was about it. She would like to
come into my room at night and start sucking my dick.
regards,
Alex
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Nice frogging there, buddy!
Cainman
Vera
Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
ever more--.
My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
Vera
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Diana
"Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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But I bet NO ONE will call her on this but me.
Arsehole????? that is Christian???? Telling someone to
drop dead that too is Christian???? Well Vera's friends
she can say this and it be Christian but yet when I
open my mouth you all jump down it?????? Odd sense of
Christianity if you ask me or someone who is a
"Christian"
Diana
Bob
"Diana" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
> news:c9r2as$ja$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > To Cainman,
> >
> > Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester
> there for
> > ever more--.
> >
> > My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt
> 'cumme', but if you
> > want to be correct, the vular term for sexually
> ejecting is, 'to come'
> > At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
> >
> > I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and
> your
> > overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
> >
> > Vera
> Now this is Vera's way of winning souls for Jesus?????
> But I bet NO ONE will call her on this but me.
> Arsehole????? that is Christian???? Telling someone to
> drop dead that too is Christian???? Well Vera's friends
> she can say this and it be Christian but yet when I
> open my mouth you all jump down it?????? Odd sense of
> Christianity if you ask me or someone who is a
> "Christian"
>
> Diana
I will be the first to say that she got carried away. Germans are not
"laid back, sit around, do nothing" types; they will vigorously attack
anything they disagree with, whether they are Christians or not. If you have
any knowledge of the German history of the last 2100 years you will see
that. It is amazing they ever became civilized. She may be wrong on this
one, but I still love her. I also would not be surprised to see her
apologize. If I know Vera, she is not above apologizing when she is wrong.
Bob<><
Diana
"Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote in message
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I won't say more about her. I am married to a full
blooded third Generation German man and he and his
family do not act like Vera acts in this group. It is
my belief that her heritage has nothing to do with it
as I have been around Germans all my life. Now married
to one for ten years. I appreciate you get along with
Vera but the first time you heartily disagree with her
you will see the rest of us is not wrong in this. I had
even feared she turned you against me and I was glad to
see you talk to me again.
Diana
Bob
"Diana" <m...@privacy.net> wrote
> Bob, Vera never apologizes and then keeps to her word.
> I won't say more about her. I am married to a full
YOU'RE MARRIED!!!!
Well, that just blows my little plan all to pieces!! LOL!!!
> blooded third Generation German man and he and his
> family do not act like Vera acts in this group. It is
> my belief that her heritage has nothing to do with it
> as I have been around Germans all my life. Now married
> to one for ten years. I appreciate you get along with
> Vera but the first time you heartily disagree with her
> you will see the rest of us is not wrong in this.
Time will tell......
> I had
> even feared she turned you against me and I was glad to
> see you talk to me again.
>
> Diana
What'd you say yore name wuz agin? :-)
Bob<><
Diana
"Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote in message
making me smile. You are too nice.
Di
:::vera:::
Vera <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> To Cainman,
>
> Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
> ever more--.
>
> My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
> want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
> At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
>
> I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
> overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
>
> Vera
It is not me.... Just to let you know.
::: vera :::
--
:::::::::: http://www.acc-growing-deeper.de ::::::::::
:::::::::: http://www.acc-growing-deeper.de/Israel.htm ::::::::::
:::vera:::
That post in question written by someone using the same name. The post was not written by me.
I think there should be an apology from those who accused me of false things. I usually sign like this:
::: vera :::
And my e-mail address is quite different from the one above, and I am sure there is a different IP, too.
Good to know that you love me nevertheless.
Thank you.
::: vera :::
:::vera:::
Dear Vera <vera...@ihug.com.au>,
I found out by Google that you are rather new to usenet. Welcome.
My name is Vera, too, and I would like to kindly ask you if you could make it clearer in your posts that you are a different person?
There are so many misunderstandings in the usenet, and using the same name would mean even more of them. I would change my name, but
I have already lately, because it was misused on a website. People have known me by my first name in this group for over a year now,
my posts in other groups not taken into account. People will always be confused about it. And you can see their reactions here...
Please change your name, or make it clear that you are not me.
Thank you for your understanding,
Love and Peace to you,
::: vera :::
--
:::::::::: http://www.acc-growing-deeper.de ::::::::::
:::::::::: http://www.acc-growing-deeper.de/Israel.htm ::::::::::
BTW: I have just read about your ex husband. I am sorry for you, and will pray for you and your daughter.
Feather Forestwalker
Diana wrote:
> "Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
<snipped the vulgarity of the OFFENSIVE post - {not your stuff, Diana}
to make a minor correction in defense of Vera S.: this "Vera" is "Vera
Lexis" from New Zealand.>
Headers, Diana. . . :)
God bless,
Feather
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Diana
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question.
Diana
Feather Forestwalker
>
> SNIP PORNO TRASH
>
>
> I will be the first to say that she got carried away. Germans are not
> "laid back, sit around, do nothing" types; they will vigorously attack
> anything they disagree with, whether they are Christians or not. If you have
> any knowledge of the German history of the last 2100 years you will see
> that. It is amazing they ever became civilized. She may be wrong on this
> one, but I still love her. I also would not be surprised to see her
> apologize. If I know Vera, she is not above apologizing when she is wrong.
> Bob<><
>
Headers, people, headers. . . .(see my previous post)
***REMEMBER, SMILING IS ALWAYS GOOD***
Diana
"Feather Forestwalker" <fea...@NOSPAM.com> wrote in
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Why is there a need to check all headers? My OE does
not have anything but the sender and subject and I have
to go through properties to see addresses so I do NOT
open all posts before responding. It appeared to me to
be from Vera and it is her style so good God forgive me
for thinking it was someone who is just as hateful.
Diana who DOES NOT READ ALL THE FREAKING HEADERS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Feather Forestwalker
Diana wrote:
*LOL* Remember, smiling is always GOOD!
Love you Di!
Bob
>
> "Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote
> > YOU'RE MARRIED!!!!
> > Well, that just blows my little plan all to
> pieces!! LOL!!!
> making me smile. You are too nice.
Oh now, you can't think I'm going to be nice; Mark sez us "fundies" are
never nice, we just call everyone evil all the time....
That boy has a lot to learn! Heck, I'm even sober!
I just love to have fun when I can. Here I thought we'd run away and
live in Costa Rica on my Social Security! ;-)
If'n yer real good, I might even send you my picture so you will have
something to scare snakes away! LOL!!!
Bob<><
Diana
"Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote in message
on the hog :-) When do we leave? Oh would love to see
your picture. Seeing such a nice face everyday might
just put me in a good mood once in a while LOL. Oh yeah
I am Charismatic too. Someone told me I was but don't
know exactly what that means either. :-)
Di
Bob
":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in message
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> In news:c9r2as$ja$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz,
> Vera <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> > To Cainman,
> >
> > Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
> > ever more--.
> >
> > My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
> > want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
> > At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
> >
> > I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
> > overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
> >
> > Vera
>
> It is not me.... Just to let you know.
>
> ::: vera :::
grosse bierstein gern!!! :-)
Bob<><
:::vera:::
Bierstein? What is that? :-) Bier? I never drink. Not even German beer. Only coffee and coke light.
Bob
> That post in question written by someone using the same name. The post was
not written by me.
> I think there should be an apology from those who accused me of false
things.
It was an honest mistake. I disagree with Diana's statement that it
would be normal for you. You =will= "be angry and sin not.", (Eph 4:26) but
that was kinda over the line for anyone. I wonder where the heck she is,
APDD?? LOL!!
I usually sign like this:
>
> ::: vera :::
>
> And my e-mail address is quite different from the one above, and I am sure
there is a different IP, too.
I have Outlook Express and I see no headers, no nothing. No IP, email,
zero.
>
> Good to know that you love me nevertheless.
> Thank you.
>
> ::: vera :::
Du bist meine liebling! Und sehr niedlich.... :-)
Bob<><
Diana
"Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote in message
of her as their favorite. You are a very kind man Bob.
Not many like you.
Di
Bob
"Diana" <m...@privacy.net> wrote
> Why is there a need to check all headers? My OE does
> not have anything but the sender and subject and I have
> to go through properties to see addresses so I do NOT
> open all posts before responding. It appeared to me to
> be from Vera and it is her style so good God forgive me
> for thinking it was someone who is just as hateful.
>
> Diana who DOES NOT READ ALL THE FREAKING HEADERS
heart is definitely in the right place. She loves the Lord Jesus more than
her own life, and is not afraid to stand up for the truth when push comes to
shove. Cut her some slack; I hate to see bickering among the brethren, (or
sistern, LOL!!!)
Bob<><
Matt 5:9 ś "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of
God.
Bob
"Feather Forestwalker" <fea...@NOSPAM.com> wrote in message
>
>
> Diana wrote:
> > "Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
>
> <snipped the vulgarity of the OFFENSIVE post - {not your stuff, Diana}
> to make a minor correction in defense of Vera S.: this "Vera" is "Vera
> Lexis" from New Zealand.>
>
> Headers, Diana. . . :)
Feather dear, what news reader are you using? Netscape? I've got outlook
express 6 and it is a pain in the gluteus maximus to look at headers!
Bob<><
Cainman
> To Cainman,
>
> Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
> ever more--.
To poor, clueless Vera from ... Australia, is it? How's Steve Irwin doing?
Has he endangered any more children lately?
Ah, but I digress..
This post was NOT from me. Please check the headers -- if you even know
what those are, which, given your response to this post, I am sorry to say I
believe you do not. This was an individual, one Rusty Waters, from another
newsgroup, frogging my identity (no, that doesn't mean he gave me
warts...look it up). The post has been reported for abuse but alas the
odds are good that nothing shall come, er, I mean, happen, from it.
p.s. Australia SUCKS!!!
>
> My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
> want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
> At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
>
> I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
> overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
>
> Vera
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p.p.s. I find it even more amusing you complain about the post, yet don't
snip the offending material. That tells me you may be even slightly more
clueless than I first thought.
Cainman
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Bored, Rusty?
Feather Forestwalker
SOURCE.
In Netscape Mail and Newsreader, all I have to do is highlight the
message, click VIEW on the toolbar, then Message Source. . .
Feather
Diana
one only when I am in doubt of something or someone.
Diana
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:::vera:::
Bob <b...@bob.bob> wrote:
> ":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote
>> That post in question written by someone using the same name. The
>> post was not written by me. I think there should be an apology from
>> those who accused me of false things.
>
> It was an honest mistake. I disagree with Diana's statement that
> it would be normal for you. You =will= "be angry and sin not.", (Eph
> 4:26) but that was kinda over the line for anyone. I wonder where the
> heck she is, APDD?? LOL!!
True, it was not my style.
Diana is lying. She very often tries to find out about identities. She is nearly as keen on this like Feather.
> I usually sign like this:
>>
>>>>> vera :::
>>
>> And my e-mail address is quite different from the one above, and I
>> am sure there is a different IP, too.
>
> I have Outlook Express and I see no headers, no nothing. No IP,
> email, zero.
I have OE myself. You can see the e-mail when you answer to a post, or in the source code.
>>
>> Good to know that you love me nevertheless.
>> Thank you.
>>
>>>>> vera :::
> Du bist meine liebling! Und sehr niedlich.... :-)
> Bob<><
Yes, I know. Thanks.
Bob
that is where I'm from, N'Awlinz. I have a new Mercury Grand Marquis; it's
white and looks exactly like an unmarked police car. I set the cruise and
stay in the left lane; everyone looks in the rear view mirror, panics, and
gets out of my way! Then they stare as I breeze by with 3 kids reading comic
books and chewing gum.... LOL!!!!
> Oh would love to see
> your picture. Seeing such a nice face everyday might
> just put me in a good mood once in a while LOL. Oh yeah
> I am Charismatic too. Someone told me I was but don't
> know exactly what that means either. :-)
expression (you want me to lie?!) overly obssessed with the openly visible
spiritual gifts, instead of the giver. I have a spiritual gift, but I focus
on the giver and only use the gift as it is needed.
Check your inbox; your snake scarer is on the way! It works on roaches
too! LOL!!!
Toodles,
Bob<><
Diana
"Bob" <b...@bob.bob> wrote in message
love to be a mouse in the car and watch all those
people moving LOL that would be too funny. I have a
friend who is a cop and he tells me funny stories like
that too. You guys are too much.
Got the pic and you are very handsome. Gentle and
sweet. Thanks for sharing it with me.
Di
Bob
> Yes an honest mistake. Glad Vera has someone to think
> of her as their favorite. You are a very kind man Bob.
> Not many like you.
doubt unless they =prove= they can't be trusted. Once they prove that, all
bets are off. I'm a really great guy most days, but I can also be
merciless.........
Bob<><
Bob
> Bierstein? What is that? :-) Bier? I never drink. Not even German beer.
Only coffee and coke light.
Du bist =nicht= eine Deutschlander!!! Du bist eine Auslander!!! LOL!!!
I can't handle caffeine; it makes me nuts! I'm hyper as it is!
Bob<><
ghost
Please trim alt.slack from your incessant cross-posting so that we don't
have to be subjected to your INCESSANT AND PATHETIC PINK XTIAN CIRCLE-JERK.
If you don't know how to trim cross-posts, learn.
Oh, and by the way...
SATAN
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> >
> > "Diana" <m...@privacy.net> wrote
> > > Bob, Vera never apologizes and then keeps to her
> word.
> > > I won't say more about her. I am married to a full
> >
> > YOU'RE MARRIED!!!!
> > Well, that just blows my little plan all to
> pieces!! LOL!!!
> >
> > > blooded third Generation German man and he and his
> > > family do not act like Vera acts in this group. It
> is
> > > my belief that her heritage has nothing to do with
> it
> > > as I have been around Germans all my life. Now
> married
> > > to one for ten years. I appreciate you get along
> with
> > > Vera but the first time you heartily disagree with
> her
> > > you will see the rest of us is not wrong in this.
> >
> > Time will tell......
> >
> > > I had
> > > even feared she turned you against me and I was
> glad to
> > > see you talk to me again.
> > >
> > > Diana
> > What'd you say yore name wuz agin? :-)
> > Bob<><
> >
> LOL I am sorry ;-( what was your plan? Thank you for
> making me smile. You are too nice.
>
> Di
>
>
Bob
"Feather Forestwalker" <fea...@NOSPAM.com> wrote in message
> Just right-click and choose PROPERTIES, then ADVANCED and then MESSAGE
> SOURCE.
>
> In Netscape Mail and Newsreader, all I have to do is highlight the
> message, click VIEW on the toolbar, then Message Source. . .
>
> Feather
patootie!!!
:::vera:::
My son is, too... No, not an Ausländer, but hyper.
Better hyper than a viper. LOL Sorry...
Hey, when I see the groups... pizza delivery... good to know... I would like pizza now... Pizza Salami, please.
Good night!
Bob
> I know how to read headers however I don't check each
> one only when I am in doubt of something or someone.
>
> Diana
was not our Vera........
Bob<<
Bob
> Well I hope you and the kids have a safe trip. I would
> love to be a mouse in the car and watch all those
> people moving LOL that would be too funny.
everyone was very nice..... It wasn't til I visited my friend the Chief of
Police and saw his car was identical to mine that I made the connection!
LOL!!!
> I have a
> friend who is a cop and he tells me funny stories like
> that too. You guys are too much.
enormous Turk, and fearless. He once radioed in that he had captured five
men, "Don't worry; I've got them surrounded!" LOL!!!
> Got the pic and you are very handsome. Gentle and
> sweet. Thanks for sharing it with me.
Bob<><
Cainman
How about we solve this by saying you're ALL going to HELL. Thanks!
Cainman
"ghost" <gh...@ghost.net> wrote in message
news:ZTbwc.5909$Gx4....@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Dear Diana, Vera, ::vera::, Bob et.al.
>
> Please trim alt.slack from your incessant cross-posting so that we don't
> have to be subjected to your INCESSANT AND PATHETIC PINK XTIAN
CIRCLE-JERK.
Those pesky Xtians. Is there anyone they *don't* piss off or bother?
Rob Evans
<noe...@there.invalid> writes
>
>That first feeling of cumming inside a warm pussy
>was unbelievable and I didn't want to pull out. We just laid on
>top of each other for a few minutes enjoying that special bond
>between mother and son.
Priceless!
Moron first class.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
Renay St. James
":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in message
news:2ict78F...@uni-berlin.de...
> In news:7Kawc.12763$Yd3....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net,
>
nearly as keen on this like Feather.
gentle people, I understand the Christian groups are
hot on flame wars but over here at r.a.p. we try to
discourage this kind of behavior. people have feelings,
you know. please, in the future, try to be gentle in your
replies. we are all God's creatures and deserve to be
treated with love and respect.
blessed be.
Renay
Cainman
"Rob Evans" <r...@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:rb6ejDLW...@mla001.demon.co.uk...
I agree. He is. But thankfully, HE isn't ME.
Don't you just love Usenet?
Cainman
"Renay St. James" <sop...@prettyprettyprincess.com> wrote in message
news:Mgfwc.4246$HG.2114@attbi_s53...
>
> ":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in message
> news:2ict78F...@uni-berlin.de...
> > In news:7Kawc.12763$Yd3....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net,
> >
> > Diana is lying. She very often tries to find out about identities. She
is
> nearly as keen on this like Feather.
>
> gentle people, I understand the Christian groups are
> hot on flame wars but over here at r.a.p. we try to
SICK dude!
Rob Evans
<b...@bob.bob> writes>news:l48wc.25662$DG4....@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
>> > To Cainman,
>> >
>> > Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester
>> there for
>> > ever more--.
>> >
>> 'cumme', but if you
>> > want to be correct, the vular term for sexually
>> ejecting is, 'to come'
>> > At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
>> >
>> > I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and
>> your
>> > overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
>> >
>> > Vera
>> Now this is Vera's way of winning souls for Jesus?????
>> But I bet NO ONE will call her on this but me.
>> Arsehole????? that is Christian???? Telling someone to
>> drop dead that too is Christian???? Well Vera's friends
>> she can say this and it be Christian but yet when I
>> open my mouth you all jump down it?????? Odd sense of
>> Christianity if you ask me or someone who is a
>> "Christian"
>>
>> Diana
>
> I will be the first to say that she got carried away. Germans are not
>"laid back, sit around, do nothing" types; they will vigorously attack
>anything they disagree with, whether they are Christians or not. If you have
>any knowledge of the German history of the last 2100 years you will see
>that. It is amazing they ever became civilized. She may be wrong on this
>one, but I still love her. I also would not be surprised to see her
>apologize. If I know Vera, she is not above apologizing when she is wrong.
> Bob<><
>
I too think that she should apologise - if she's going to lecture
someone on spelling, etc., she should at least get "vulgar" right and,
possibly, recognise the fine distinction between "ejection" and
"ejaculation" in a sexual context. It wouldn't do any harm to tolerate
the US common usage of "cum" for ejaculate, either.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
Poetry is the needle that pricks your finger.
Everything else is the haystack.
Ca!nman
<Din...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Alex Cain who works for Subway wrote:
>
> > I was 17 at the time and like most boys that age I was still had yet
> > to fuck anybody. My mom was 40 and she still had maintained her
> > figure rather well.
>
> That's a great story Alex. Did you fuck your father too? What about your
dog?
>
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*plonk*
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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> ... the vular term for sexually embedding tonight is...
:::vera:::
Well, I would apologize, the problem is, however, that I did not write it at all...
::: vera :::
ghost
":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in message
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Feather Forestwalker
ghost wrote:
*snipped the yuck*
Dear Ghost,
As soon as I noticed that I had accidentally cross posted to the other
groups, I stopped.
Please accept my apologies for cross posting to groups that had no
relevance to certain topics of our conversations in ACC.
God bless you,
Feather (not a featherhead)
:::vera:::
In news:yplwc.37414$_k3.8...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net,
Vera
"Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:...
> To Cainman,
>
> Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
> ever more--.
>
> My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
> want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
> At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
>
> I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
> overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
>
> Vera
>
>
> news:VFJJJP803814...@Gilgamesh-Frog.org...
> > I was 17 at the time and like most boys that age I was still had yet
> > to fuck anybody. My mom was 40 and she still had maintained her
> > wanted to look good for potential mates. I never thought about her
> > sexually although some of my friends would make some cracks about
> > how they thought the could bag her. It was just me and her at home
> > and my sister lived with my dad. One day, like any other day, I was
> > jacking off. I'm usually discrete about where I do it except this
> > one time I was in the front room and I was watching a sex-filled
> > movie on tv. I think it was wild orchid. My mom was outside tanning
> > so I thought she would be there for awhile. I was just slowly
> > stroking myself because it just felt good at the time with the
> > movie. I was keeping an eye out for her but one scene in the movie
> > got pretty hot I was watching for her. Next thing you know, she
> > walks in and I got my rock hard cock in my hand. I thought I was
> > being casual about how fast I could my cock back into my pants, but
> > who was I trying to fool. I had shorts on and it looked like I had
> > a tent pitched. She just said to me it's natural that I do that at
> > my age but she just asked if I would do it some where else. My dick
> > wouldn't go down because the movie was still on a sex act and my mom
> > was standing there in a bikini with about a 6inch line of clevage.
> > It kind of stunned me how she looked and made my cock more intense.
> > Instead of leaving she decided to sit down with me a small talk
> > about sex at my age and masturbation. My dick would still stay hard
> > and while she would talk she would touch me in a way that made it
> > more intense. At the time she wasn't making sexual gestures but she
> > could see my cock pointing straight up. She finished off her little
> > speech by saying I had inherited my dad's well endowed features. I
> > looked at her funny because I didn't know what that meant. She kind
> > of laughed and gave a little pat-pat on my dick and said "I mean you
> > have a large sized penis" I just walked and went to my room. After
> > that little incident I think I pulled my dick 3 times and I shot my
> > load.
> >
> > About a week later my mom came into my bathroom and asked me for a
> > razor. I thought it was no big deal because I figured she wanted to
> > shave her legs. I went down stairs to play my video games and then
> > I could hear hair clippers going. I started thinking if she was
> > shaving her pussy. I went upstairs and the sounds the razor was
> > making I new she was shaving it. Just the thouht of that started
> > putting tabboo images of her in my head. I wanted to see her in the
> > flesh so one day I wired up a video camera in her bedroom. It
> > actually worked but I also got some bonus action which I had not
> > expected. Not only did I view well shaven pussy, but I also saw her
> > masturbate. I was amazed with what I saw her doing. Her motions
> > were so soft and she was enjoying herself very much. I must have
> > jerked off a hundred times to that tape.
> >
> > Mom would usually go out on the weekends with her one friend
> > Danielle. She was about 35 or 40 and was very classy looking older
> > lady. I would always have fantasies about her because she was a
> > flirt and she had sexuall charisma. One night they went out and
> > they had come home late. I was sleeping and I woke up to take a
> > leak. I could here people kissing so I thought maybe mom found a
> > guy. I went to spy and I saw mom and Danielle french kissing. I was
> > shocked but I continued to watch. Danielle went down on her and you
> > could see her head bobbing under her skirt. I started jerking myself
> > when Danielle came up for air and saw me up on the stairs. She
> > asked mom if your boy would like to join us. She immedialty covered
> > up and said to Danielle to be quiet and go away. She just said
> > "alright, but I want to see if his cock is as big as you say it is".
> > They were both a little drunk but Danielle eventually left. Mom
> > started crying saying she was ashamed that I saw her like that. She
> > said that she has the occasional lesbian encounter but I was still
> > picturing her tongue twisting another chick. She was just crying
> > and hugging me. She was giving me the mothers kisses and then she
> > started to kiss me on the lips. I got a hard on right away and she
> > just pressed up against it. She then started saying your a good
> > boy, show me how much you love me. She got right down on her knees
> > and pulled my boxers down. She started to jerk me and asked if she
> > wanted to show me the way. She put my dick in her mouth and
> > swallowed it. She is pretty good at it because I have 9 long hard
> > inches and she took most of it in. That was my first blow job and I
> > cummed in about 10 seconds. She just sucked it all out and
> > swallowed it. I said sorry to her because I came so fast. She just
> > don't worry baby, it's not over. She then took off all her clothes
> > and showed me how to please her. She was in heaven having her baby
> > please her in the way she wanted. At first she just wanted me to
> > suck her nipples and pussy. I enjoyed that alot but I thought I
> > would fuck her also. I was licking her pussy for about 10 minutes
> > and with her help she cummed. I knew women had orgasms, but I never
> > knew how much it would drip out. I got up and she asked if she
> > wanted me to take me in her mouth. I said well what the other stuff.
> > She said we have gone to far already. I said okay I understand.
> > But then she kind of felt bad and said okay, if it makes my baby
> > happy. She then laid back on the bed and spread her legs open and
> > brought me slowly into her. At first I took it easy because I feel I
> > was going to cum fast again. But as soon as I went a little to fast
> > I cummed again. That first feeling of cumming inside a warm pussy
> > was unbelievable and I didn't want to pull out. We just laid on
> > top of each other for a few minutes enjoying that special bond
> > then I confronted her and she said it was wrong and that we should
> > forget about it . I was 17 and a walking hard on and I managed to
> > get my way into one last fuck. I knew she loved my dick so I pulled
> > it out and I knew she would suck it. There actually was a couple
> > times she would blow me but that was about it. She would like to
> > come into my room at night and start sucking my dick.
> >
> > regards,
> > Alex
> >
>
>
:::vera:::
Vera <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I kindly asked you not to use my name.
Why do you not care?
Diana
":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in
message news:2if3saF...@uni-berlin.de...
in the world.
Diana
Feather Forestwalker
:::vera::: wrote:
Maybe because her real name IS Vera too?
I've known several Vera's in my life, Vera. . .
God bless,
Feather
>
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I hereby demand that YOU stop using HER name!
Renay
Vera
:::vera:::
:::vera:::
Dennis M. Hammes
Well, you know what they say: "Like Feather, like Hun."
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a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. -- Hemingway
http://scrawlmark.org
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> You all should apologize for FUCKING CROSS-POSTING TO ALT.SLACK.
>
As PO-mets, we crosspost fucking all over the place.
'Specially when given the chance to wake up some slack christians
with a cold pizza.
Dennis M. Hammes
But you /must/ be a featherhead. Christianity is of relevance even
to a cold pizza.
It says so right on the title page.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> PLONK
>
Dickery Dockery *plonk*,
Two mice ran up his conk.
The clock struck one
And the other died of reading his unspeakable shit.
Dennis M. Hammes
Only if you're feeling vulerable.
Dennis M. Hammes
Vera, vera many-many, even.
Dennis M. Hammes
A young lady who called herself "Vera"
Sneaked up on another to scarea,
Who shit so dam' hard
She left holes in the yard,
Which is where we got /that/ holey terra.
Dennis M. Hammes
Plinkety, plankety *plonk*;
And plinkety, plankety *plonk*;
And plinkety, *spank*
With a plinkety plank,
And plinkety, plankety, *plonk*.
Dennis M. Hammes
Ya know, for those really heavy flows, you should stuff 'em in
tighter.
Tom Bishop
> :::vera::: wrote:
> >
> > PLONK
> >
> Dickery Dockery *plonk*,
You never plonked anyone, fuckhead.
Not hard, even for a failure like you, but no,
you are a leg humping maniac.
You left for a while.
Why not make it permanent, moron.
Things were great without you.
Tom Bishop
> >
> > You all should apologize for FUCKING CROSS-POSTING TO ALT.SLACK.
> >
> That is not what she meant, no, not at all.
> As PO-mets, we crosspost fucking all over the place.
> 'Specially when given the chance to wake up some slack christians
> with a cold pizza.
How about a cold failure of a poet?
Tom Bishop
> >
> > ":::vera:::" <ver...@acc-growing-deeper.de> wrote in message
> > news:2ict78F...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > In news:7Kawc.12763$Yd3....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net,
> > >
> > > Diana is lying. She very often tries to find out about identities. She is
> > nearly as keen on this like Feather.
> >
> > gentle people, I understand the Christian groups are
> > hot on flame wars but over here at r.a.p. we try to
> > discourage this kind of behavior. people have feelings,
> > you know. please, in the future, try to be gentle in your
> > replies. we are all God's creatures and deserve to be
> > treated with love and respect.
> >
> > blessed be.
> >
> > Renay
>
> Well, you know what they say: "Like Feather, like Hun."
Well, you know what I say: "Like Failure, like Hammes."
Cainman
"ghost" <gh...@ghost.net> wrote in message
news:yplwc.37414$_k3.8...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Cainman" <noe...@there.invalid> wrote in message
news:EBBwc.3142$%u4....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
> Eat shit!!!!
>
>
polar bear
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 19:08:00 GMT, "ghost" <gh...@ghost.net> wrote:
>
> >Just keep your xtian buddies' pseudo-aldulterous banter in your own damn
> >newsgroups .
>
> You know, you are the only person posting to this thread who I haven't
> killfiled, and therefore for me you are this thread.
Really? I had to scroll down half the page to find you.
I have my own pizza delivery story BTW, just to be on topic. Friend of
mine got sick and asked me to fill in for him. Gave me his old Austin
Mini to drive which had no brakes and a dead battery. Oh yeah, and
the interior light didn't work either, so I couldn't read the map of
the completely unfamiliar area I had to work. Interesting experience,
down-shifting then hauling on the emergency brake to stop, making sure
I was on a hill so I could get a rolling jump start. A lot of cold
pizzas got delivered that night, let me tell you.
pb
shakespeare711
I just don't think this story was dirty enough.....it needs to be
rewritten...takes too much time to read...as.....the sex isn't hot
enough....Mom shouold say for example to her "girl friend" He's cute
...why not?...."
~
jn
Veralkexi
"Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:...
>
> "Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:...
> >
> > "Vera" <vera...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:...
> > > To Cainman,
> > >
> > > Such ugly stories should be kept to oneself to fester there for
> > > ever more--.
> > >
> > > My dictionaries don't accommodate a word spelt 'cumme', but if you
> > > want to be correct, the vular term for sexually ejecting is, 'to come'
> > > At least get the spelling right, arsehole!
> > >
> > > I'm sure the world would be cleaner without you and your
> > > overcome-Mom, so do the world a favour--drop dead!
> > >
> > > Vera
> > >
> > >
Cainman
"Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.Corn> wrote in message
news:aSJwc.7948$QI2....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
david rutkowski
<clip> regards,
> Alex
>
The punchline is "a dick only a mother could
love", and your ludicrous attempt to turn it into
a bonified 'true tale' only goes to prove you've
learned zilch lurking here, try joining a
newsgroup for people with IQ's under 80.
Cainman
"david rutkowski" <david...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2in9niF...@uni-berlin.de...
And again, I didn't write it. My identity was frogged, and not very well I
might add.
Try checking headers next time, instead of falling for such an obvious
troll.
Bifurcated Redundant Ass Sprinkler
"Cainman" <noe...@there.invalid> wrote in message
Knowing you, I'd bet *you* are the one who frogged it just to get attention.
--
Russell B Waters
russell...@gmail.com
www.rbwaters.com
"I backed my car into a cop car the other day, well he just drove off,
sometimes life's ok." - Modest Mouse "Float On"
Citizen_Cain
"Bifurcated Redundant Ass Sprinkler" <bigbadbel...@anonymous.to>
wrote in message news:OHbRc.101517$vX4....@cyclops.nntpserver.com...
>
> "Cainman" <noe...@there.invalid> wrote in message
> news:bavxc.3343$Jz6....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
> >
> > "david rutkowski" <david...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:2in9niF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > Cainman wrote:
> > > <clip> regards,
> > > > Alex
> > > >
> > >
> > > The punchline is "a dick only a mother could
> > > love", and your ludicrous attempt to turn it into
> > > a bonified 'true tale' only goes to prove you've
> > > learned zilch lurking here, try joining a
> > > newsgroup for people with IQ's under 80.
> >
> >
> > And again, I didn't write it. My identity was frogged, and not very
well
> I
> > might add.
> >
> > Try checking headers next time, instead of falling for such an obvious
> > troll.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Knowing you, I'd bet *you* are the one who frogged it just to get
attention.
Your paranoia only makes you look like an even bigger dumbass than usual,
Rusty.
Citizen_Cain
"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:cf3hgt$3b0$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 16:22:12 -0500, "Bifurcated Redundant Ass
> Sprinkler" <bigbadbel...@anonymous.to> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Cainman" <noe...@there.invalid> wrote in message
> >news:bavxc.3343$Jz6....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
> >>
> >> "david rutkowski" <david...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:2in9niF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >> > Cainman wrote:
> >> > <clip> regards,
> >> > > Alex
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > The punchline is "a dick only a mother could
> >> > love", and your ludicrous attempt to turn it into
> >> > a bonified 'true tale' only goes to prove you've
> >> > learned zilch lurking here, try joining a
> >> > newsgroup for people with IQ's under 80.
> >>
> >>
> >> And again, I didn't write it. My identity was frogged, and not very
well
> >I
> >> might add.
> >>
> >> Try checking headers next time, instead of falling for such an obvious
> >> troll.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Knowing you, I'd bet *you* are the one who frogged it just to get
attention.
>
The little snotball is extremely paranoid, isn't he? His mental
deterioration seems to have sped up a bit. Next he'll be hallucinating and
posting about his walls dripping or something.
>
>
>
> From: "RUSSELL WATERS" <RBWATE...@msn.com>
> To: <gbur...@databasix.com>
> Subject: Apology
> Date: Sun, 18 Jul 2004 03:39:04 -0500
>
> ,,,
>
> Thirdly, I had no idea crossposting was not allowed between databasix
> internal groups and usenet; but the actual posting of such was an
> accident to begin with (see the response to the "Rusty fucks up"
> thread for explanation.
> I'll apologize on APDD too (actually, this is going to be posted there
> with you as a CC, instead), for the assumptions I made as well.
> Sometimes I get carried away, because so many people are attacking me
> from so many different directions it's easy to assume that what you
> did was the same thing.
> I apologize.
> Rusty
>
>
>
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Bifurcated Redundant Ass Sprinkler
"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:cf3hgt$3b0$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 16:22:12 -0500, "Bifurcated Redundant Ass
> Sprinkler" <bigbadbel...@anonymous.to> wrote:
>
> >
> >news:bavxc.3343$Jz6....@fe39.usenetserver.com...
> >>
> >> "david rutkowski" <david...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:2in9niF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >> > Cainman wrote:
> >> > <clip> regards,
> >> > > Alex
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > The punchline is "a dick only a mother could
> >> > love", and your ludicrous attempt to turn it into
> >> > a bonified 'true tale' only goes to prove you've
> >> > learned zilch lurking here, try joining a
> >> > newsgroup for people with IQ's under 80.
> >>
> >>
> >> And again, I didn't write it. My identity was frogged, and not very
well
> >I
> >> might add.
> >>
> >> Try checking headers next time, instead of falling for such an obvious
> >> troll.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Knowing you, I'd bet *you* are the one who frogged it just to get
attention.
>
>
You're nothing but an idiot and a sex offender, Burnore.
Citizen_Cain
You're running out of steam, white supremacist pedophile bank robbing pizza
boy.
Citizen_Cain
"Meat-->Plow" <Me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:0vgch0pk81mf0f17b...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 8 Aug 2004 11:14:24 -0700, "Citizen_Cain"
> <noe...@rosebud.invalid>,wrote:
I wonder if Rusty prefers rottweilers or poodles?
Bifurcated Redundant Ass Sprinkler
"Citizen_Cain" <noe...@rosebud.invalid> wrote in message
news:UChRc.113$cq...@fe39.usenetserver.com...
Oh SHIT!!!
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
MY FRIGGING WALLS ARE DRIPPING!!!!!!
I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP, THEY'RE, LIKE, MELTING AWAY!!!!!
OH MY BOB!!!!!!!!
MUST HAVE BEEN THAT BAD LSD I DID WITH DOCKERY THE OTHER DAY WHILE WE WERE
HANGING OUT WITH CHUCK GETTING DRUNK AND STONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT!!!!!!!
NOW MY KEYBOARD'S TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN.......
Citizen_Cain
"Bifurcated Redundant Child Rapist" <bigbadbel...@anonymous.to> wrote
in message news:KfBRc.136761$vX4....@cyclops.nntpserver.com...
Much like everything else you do, you suck at sarcasm Rusty.
