Farting in tune
PMD
My ringpiece plays tunes when I fart. I can do land of hope and
glory but I'm very careful on the last octave of glor-eeee, as we don't want
any mishaps do we?
Anyone else have a talented bumhole?
PMD
PMD
"Miasma" <far...@blow.it.out.your.ass.com> wrote in message
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> On 10 Oct 2003, "PMD" <p...@pmd.pmd> wrote in
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> The damn hemorrhoids don't help.
Actually my 'farmer giles' do help in tuning pre-trump practise.
PM 'The pumper' D
The Iron Man
"PMD" <p...@pmd.pmd> wrote in message
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It would appear that your postings are not appreciated on this NG.
You need to possess a very high I.Q. to post here.
You are not one of those troll fellers that I keep hearing about are you?
The Iron Man
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PMD
"The Iron Man" <Their...@douthinkthatiamstupid.co.uk> wrote in message
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Certainly not Iron Man.
PMD
The Iron Man
"PMD" <p...@pmd.pmd> wrote in message
Gordon Bennet!!!!!!!
That was fast.
Hmmm, you also post to alt.fuckwits.
Do I know you?
The Magnificent Iron Man
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PMD
Dunno dude, I recognise your name from somewhere.
PMD
The Iron Man
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PMD
No matey.
The Iron Man
"PMD" <p...@pmd.pmd> wrote in message
Fair enough matey.
The Iron Man
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Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
As much as he's been reamed,
I'd be surprised if he could get any back
pressure to begin with.
:-)
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(snip)
Gordon?
/me remembers a Brit named Gordon....
PMD = Gordon?
Nahhhhhh......
No fukkin way !!!!!!!!
Steve Pounder
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DuneOK
Ahha ... I shoulda known there would be an alt.2600 guy at one end of
this thread :-) Infidel, was it? <g>
I followed the post from alt.2600:
> > i love to fart.
> > yeah
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> Especially in grocery stores. Rip one in the aisle, mosey over to the next
> aisle, and listen for the exclamations of disgust in the aisle you just
> fouled. Cheap entertainment doesn't get much better than that.
>I love this froup, it's the best!
:)~ PMD
I've enjoyed this particular recreational activity for decades.
However, I find that evacuating a doctors or dentists office humors me
and provides a greater feeling of accomplishment over the fouling of
grocery stores. Convenience stores are ok but grocery stores are so
large ... and one can't really devastate the audience in such a
location as opposed to 'tighter quarters'.
Then again, the city transit bus provides a good setting for a healthy
serving of the 'finesse de breeze'.
If you really want to put on a good performance ... perhaps one you
are expecting to get paid for ... a true fartophile will add the
following to his menu 20 minutes prior to curtain time:
Three oysters coated with Dave's Insanity Sauce.
Simple recipe, but very effective. Enjoy <g>
DOK
PMD
"DuneOK" <1...@456.789> wrote in message
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before a trans-atlantic flight and watch your bowels expand mid-flight and
the volcanic fun that ensues. I nearly farted myself into a coma, but that's
another story.
:)~
PMD
DuneOK
Now THERE'S a practical solution to thwarting airline terrorists! :-)
... That and trap doors behind the pilots seat ...
DOK