Cut grass kill bugs take out garbage listen to noise

[pug]

Cut grass, kill bugs, take out garbage, and listen to noise.

That's all I do. I kid you not.

And I'm a freakin' female. Shouldn't I be raising kids and letting
hubby do all the grass cutting, bug killing and garbage tossing?

Today I tried to cut the grass -- lawn mower is broke.

Shocking.

I don't know how to fix the lawn mower because 1) I'm not a guy nor am
I mechanically inclined; 2) I hate lawn mowers.

So back in the shed goes the lawn mower as my mom's grass grows knee
high in the back yard. Oh well, it's not my house or lawn mower.

I walk back in the house and notice a reeking odor in the back porch.
Oh, what a surprise -- a garbage bag is sitting in the back porch
waiting for me to empty it into the large garbage can behind the
house.

Yup, I'm constantly filling garbage bags with my mom's hoarding
garbage, constantly dragging the garbage bags outside into the big can
of garbage and then on Monday nights I get to drag the big can and
various other bags that don't fit into the big can, out front so the
garbage company can take it away.

Oh, and then I go in the basement to do my daily battle with the pill
bugs. Gotta suck 'em up in the vacuum cleaner EVERYDAY for if I don't
the basement will be overrun with slow moving pill bugs, creeping and
crawling over everything.

WTF kind of life is this?

Pathetic, it is.

I should have a real job where I can get out of this damn attic and
away from the grass, garbage and bugs for eight hours out of the day.

But no can do. God says "NO JOB FOR YOU PUG!"

"YOU MUST SIT AT HOME FOREVER IN THE ATTIC LISTENING TO THE CONTINUAL
INDUSTRIAL NOISE POLLUTION!"

"YOU MUST NEVER HAVE WHAT OTHERS HAVE -- YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE BAD LUCK
AND BE JUST BELOW THE THRESHOLD OF CRAP!"

Thanks Christian loving God. I love you too.

I am truly blessed.

pug

[Binkmeister]

pug wrote:

>
> I am truly blessed.
>

If you were truly "blessed" you would be living in Florida in a house
with an enclosed swimming pool.

BTW, I will give you a prize if you can name that man's occupation in 3
guesses. I found out what he does/did for a living while he was in this
town.

[pug]

He was/is a blessed Christian pastor.