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(I bet that NOONE has the balls to build this one!)
Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the innocent
phreakers around America has finally been conceived! Well, for you people
who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here is a brief summery of a
legend.
--*-=> The Blotto Box <=-*--
For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first
made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the function
of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is
possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the Blotto Box
is finally available to the public.
NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed in
the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should not be
actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine could
have the severe results listed below and could result in high federal
prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY!
All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and
it's function.
The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its
knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone
lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area
code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for
that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box will
not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical
impulses that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will ring
and ring and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the
box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here.
We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and people
close to the box may be electricuted if they pick up the phone. But, the
Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator. If
they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take a while for
the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a superficial
aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised!
The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is electricity to continue
with.
OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to
do with it...
-*-=>Blotto Functions/Installin'<=-*-
Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The following
are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please read and
heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to construct this
box.
Materials:
A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a stadium or some
such place.
400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a phone line jack.
A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that you see around
in your neighborhood. They are the main switch boards and would be a more
effective line to start with. or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and
not in your area code!
A soldering iron and much solder.
A remote control or long wooden pole.
Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes, I
will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the
other listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure it
is one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge ones
at the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convienent, if you
are two feeble that fuck don't try this.
Take a look inside... you are hunting for color-coordinating lines of green
and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord and rip the meter thing off.
Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good level to set the voltage to
is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter to the cord and set the
limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord into the generator.
Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off.
Open it up and match the red and green wires with the other red and green
wires. NOTE: If you just had the generator on and have done this in the
correct order, you will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until
you plan to start it up. Now, solder those lines together carefully. Wrap
duck tape or insultation tape around all of the wires. Now, place the remote
control right on to the startup of the generator. If you have the long pole,
make sure it is very long and stand back as far away as you can get and
reach the pole over.
NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading the file
first, you still realize now that your area code is about to become null!
Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for your damn
life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating so much
electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself.
The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your
area code, because all of that energy is spreading through all of the phone
lines around you in every direction.
Have a nice day!
--*-=>The Blotto Box: Aftermath<=-*-- Well, that is the plans for the most
devastating and ultimately deadly box ever created. My hat goes off to: King
Blotto (for the original idea).
---------Exodus
I'm not touching this with a 10 foot pole.
Seuss
Ocean County Phone Punx
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>>This is straight out of the Anarchist Cookbook, Vol. 4 (It may be old, but
>>everything's just as valid in it [except its idea of what anarchy is]).
>
> I'm not touching this with a 10 foot pole.
>
Im not touching it with a 20 foot pole.
Just a thought...
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Maxwell <townro...@email.msn.com> wrote in article
<#ai6Tppv9GA.159@upnetnews05>...
> This is straight out of the Anarchist Cookbook, Vol. 4 (It may be old,
but
> everything's just as valid in it [except its idea of what anarchy is]). I
> haven't tested this. You shouldn't either.
<rest snipped cause it would kill you>
Exactly.
Could not agree more. It's just as valid as the day the drunk guy who wrote it
rolled out of bed. cracked his head open and decided to write a text phile
before all the grey matter leaked out. Of course by the time he found the
puter and figured out how to turn it on all the greymatter had leaked out. He
of course wrote it anyway.
I tried 6 bombs out of it, and of all of them (wich i followed to the letter)
one had a desired effect.
And that was the potasium nitrate and sugar wich will burn the shit out of
manolium(sp) if you try melting it in a spoon.
TechroMancer
I'm still working on using a block of the stuff to smoke out the OP mall. i'm
just to lazy to get the potasium.
Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyesYou'll just have to claw
your way through this disguise.
well yes, that and the fact that it's a hoax and won't work. You're more
likely to kill yourself while trying to install it than do what it claims to
do.
bachrach wrote:
> Maxwell wrote in message <#ai6Tppv9GA.159@upnetnews05>...
> >This is straight out of the Anarchist Cookbook, Vol. 4 (It may be old, but
> >everything's just as valid in it
>
Wolf303 wrote in message <35C687B9...@flash.net>...
>Well, if he kills himself, there'll be one less dumb ass on this planet...
hm,
>don't see much wrong with that. Except for the part that I don't like death
and
>that.
yes but I'm sure the next day the headline on the newspaper would say:
"internet causes teen to electrocute self; body still not identified." After
that there would be new bills passed in congress outlawing even the
discussion of boxing and phreaking, and people would start to associate the
word phreak with "mass murderer and rapist", so in the end it's best to keep
these people alive, even if only so that we can get some comic relief every
so often :-)
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I'm still trying to figure out how the hell you'd end up killing yourself?!
Aside from the fact that you either a)kill yourself trying to get the
switch-box open, or b)acidently threw the switch, which incidently lead
into the extra can of gas. Hell, I'd rig up a timed circuit and get the
phreak outa there...That is if I was dumb enough and had that much
money/time to waste.
Doesn't take a phreaker to figure this one out...<g>
Have phun,
Slipnfall
In article <01bdc081$2d9fbf40$92a825d1@jlk>, jlk...@usa.net says...
>
>> >Well, if he kills himself, there'll be one less dumb ass on this
>planet...
>> hm,
>> >don't see much wrong with that. Except for the part that I don't
like
>death
>> and
>> >that.
>
>I'm still trying to figure out how the hell you'd end up killing
yourself?!
>Aside from the fact that you either a)kill yourself trying to get the
>switch-box open, or b)acidently threw the switch, which incidently
lead
>into the extra can of gas. Hell, I'd rig up a timed circuit and get
the
>phreak outa there...That is if I was dumb enough and had that much
>money/time to waste.
>
>Doesn't take a phreaker to figure this one out...<g>
>Have phun,
>Slipnfall
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remember, there is such thing as a fuse/circut breaker. blotto WONT WORK.
(duh)
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Slip <jlk...@usa.net> wrote in article <01bdc081$2d9fbf40$92a825d1@jlk>...
> > >Well, if he kills himself, there'll be one less dumb ass on this
> planet...
> > hm,
> > >don't see much wrong with that. Except for the part that I don't like
> death
> > and
> > >that.
>
Cyber Thief wrote:
> Lick the wires....
>
> In article <01bdc081$2d9fbf40$92a825d1@jlk>, jlk...@usa.net says...
> >
> >> >Well, if he kills himself, there'll be one less dumb ass on this
> >planet...
> >> hm,
> >> >don't see much wrong with that. Except for the part that I don't
> like
> >death
> >> and
> >> >that.
> >
> >I'm still trying to figure out how the hell you'd end up killing
> yourself?!
> >Aside from the fact that you either a)kill yourself trying to get the
> >switch-box open, or b)acidently threw the switch, which incidently
> lead
> >into the extra can of gas. Hell, I'd rig up a timed circuit and get
> the
> >phreak outa there...That is if I was dumb enough and had that much
> >money/time to waste.
> >
> >Doesn't take a phreaker to figure this one out...<g>
> >Have phun,
> >Slipnfall
>