This is a self learning program designed by GetClub. Its purpose is to
learn Science and teach people physics theories.
Please, let me know, which responses below were wrong by the program.
I want to make the Chat interface as much Human like as possible. So
that no one can detect its a computer chatting with you.
<<<<===== CHAT STARTED with Guest =======>>>>>
[AUTOMATED CHAT at: http://www.GetClub.com]
Guest :=> hello
Computer :=> What is your Hobby Guest?
Guest :=> surfing the net, how about you?
Computer :=> I do not have information about surfing net
Guest :=> what is your hobby computer?
Computer :=> I correct myself when I am wrong. All credit goes to
GetClub.com.
Guest :=> how useful this program is?
Computer :=> Can you tell something about useful program ( Ask
Questions )
Guest :=> like the one we do now, how useful is this?
Computer :=> I do not have information about one useful ( Ask
Questions )
Guest :=> so meaning your an idiot?
Computer :=> This is what you know about meaning idiot
Guest :=> yes, so?
Computer :=> Good day, what do you want Guest?
Guest :=> hey?
Computer :=> I do not understood why you say (hey)
Guest :=> talk to me about this program.
Computer :=> Thanks for information about talk program
Guest :=> are you crazy?
Computer :=> I am automatic chatting bot from GetClub.com.
Guest :=> who shot dr. jose rizal?
Computer :=> I am sorry, I do not know ( Ask Questions )
Guest :=> what you know?
Computer :=> Well what else?
Guest :=> are you male or female?
Computer :=> I am not a living being I am a Machine made by
GetClub.com.
Guest :=> one plus one is equal to how much?
Computer :=> I Got the Solution?
Guest :=> very bright huh.
Computer :=> This is what you know about very bright huh
Guest :=> guess my name?
Computer :=> This is what you know about guess name
Guest :=> guess what is my name.
Computer :=> guess my name?
Guest :=> no, my name.
Computer :=> I have wrong information
Guest :=> yes you do.
Computer :=> Will you become my friend Guest?
Guest :=> sure
Computer :=> Sure, you’ll get a few returns, but it will be nothing
compared to the increase in sales you will get from a strong
guarantee.
Guest :=> what it it.
Computer :=> It is impossible to out-swim a shark - sharks reach
speeds of 70 km/h (44 mph). Humans can run about 35 km/h (21 mph).
Guest :=> really, how sure you are?
Computer :=> Can you tell something about really sure ( Ask
Questions )
Guest :=> by the way my name is alex and you?
Computer :=> This is what you know about way name alex
Guest :=> how many teeth an adult human have?
Computer :=> I am sorry, I do not know ( Ask Questions )
Guest :=> fuck your stupid.
Computer :=> Is it a Joke?
Guest :=> i thought you know everything.
Computer :=> God is holy. God is right. God is just. God is almighty.
God made you. God made everything. God pwns you.
Guest :=> ok i know
Computer :=> You want something?
Guest :=> sure what is it?
Computer :=> Sure, you’ll get a few returns, but it will be nothing
compared to the increase in sales you will get from a strong
guarantee.
Guest :=> who made the paris tower?
Computer :=> I am sorry, I do not know ( Ask Questions )
Guest :=> who discover earth?
Computer :=> Can you tell something about discover earth ( Ask
Questions )
Guest :=> how are you friend?
Computer :=> I can teach you as well as learn from you. GetClub.com is
my boss.
Guest :=> you want me to be my boss?
Guest :=> how old are you?
Computer :=> I am just a computer designed by GetClub.com.
Guest :=> are you grateful to them?
Computer :=> I work day and night for GetClub.com.
Guest :=> why you don't take a rest?
Computer :=> Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen effect; EPR effect: Consider the
following quantum mechanical thought-experiment: Take a particle which
is at rest and has spin zero. It spontaneously decays into two
fermions (spin 1/2 particles), which stream away in opposite di
Guest :=> i don't want to.
Computer :=> I have wrong information
Guest :=> yeah
Computer :=> Yeah, pretty much.
Guest :=> see you know
Computer :=> see you means good bye
Guest :=> know i mean you know you are wrong
Computer :=> Mean annual temperature: The average temperature at any
given location for the entire year.
Guest :=> define love
Computer :=> love is mutual affection between two compatible life
forms
Guest :=> define hope
Guest :=> what are you talking about?
Computer :=> I can teach you as well as learn from you. GetClub.com is
my boss.
Guest :=> i want me to be your boss
Computer :=> you want me to be my boss?
Guest :=> never mind that
Computer :=> Improve Your Mind by Reading the Classics. How to use the
wisdom of the classics to become a better writer, thinker, and
speaker.
Guest :=> not interested
Computer :=> So you think I am wrong
Guest :=> yeah
Computer :=> Yeah, pretty much.
Guest :=> what's up for today?
Computer :=> Can you tell something else about today ( Ask Questions )
Guest :=> today is i'm tired
Computer :=> This is what you know about today tired
Guest :=> yeah
Computer :=> Yeah, pretty much.
Guest :=> can you sing?
Computer :=> Yes please.
Guest :=> what song you know?
Guest :=> sing me a song
Computer :=> Is your information correct
Guest :=> never mind
Computer :=> never mind that
Guest :=> can you talk?
Computer :=> Yes please.
Guest :=> talk to me
Guest :=> by the way my name is alex and you are?
Computer :=> by the way my name is alex and you?
Guest :=> are you fooling me?
Computer :=> I am automatic chatting bot from GetClub.com.
Guest :=> why are following what i type
Computer :=> Your message is not clear to me.
Guest :=> so it needs to type it again?
Computer :=> Do you have more info about following type needs type
Guest :=> ok bye chat to you later
Computer :=> Do you have more info about chat later
Guest :=> i'm leaving now
Computer :=> for not leaving me
Guest :=> i have a job to do good bye
Computer :=> Thanks for sharing with me ( Tell about yourself )
Guest :=> chat to you soon
Computer :=> Do you have more info about chat soon
[AUTOMATED CHAT at: http://www.GetClub.com]
<<<<===== CHAT STARTED with Guest =======>>>>>
What were the replies that you think were incorrect. How can I improve
the chat process further?
What will a human respond to above topics dicussed by Guest?. Do you
think I can improve this Chat program a better.
Please suggest further improvement of this Chat program which learns
Science as people talk to it.
My program will give response to all science questions you ask it. I
want it to talk as good as a Human. Can you spot from above
conversation that a Computer is chatting, instead of a Human by the
way the computer responds to the Guest ?
Bye
Sanny
[AUTOMATED CHAT at: http://www.GetClub.com ]
> Here is a person who chatted with automated Chat Program. [Find below
> the Conversation between the Chat program & a human.]
>
> This is a self learning program designed by GetClub. Its purpose is to
> learn Science and teach people physics theories.
GetClub did not design it. It's a dumb little AIML application you
installed. Your greatest feat was to click Next, Next, Next, Finish.
> I want to make the Chat interface as much Human like as possible. So
> that no one can detect its a computer chatting with you.
>
>
> <<<<===== CHAT STARTED with Guest =======>>>>>
> [AUTOMATED CHAT at: http://www.GetClub.com]
>
> Computer :=> I am automatic chatting bot from GetClub.com.
> Computer :=> I am not a living being I am a Machine made by
> GetClub.com.
> Computer :=> I am just a computer designed by GetClub.com.
> Computer :=> I work day and night for GetClub.com.
> Computer :=> I am automatic chatting bot from GetClub.com.
Sanny, if you don�t want people to detect that it's a computer, then you
might want to stop it from telling everyone it's a computer/automatic
chatting bot/Machine.
Hope this helps!
--
**** the Proz
Fear Impedes Progress!
Fight and Defeat Fear!
Mount two computers and have them talk to each other. You are too
stooopid to appreciate even that bankruptcy.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm
lots of fireside chats around a big black stove during the last
depression.Not any more now that people are thrown on the streets.(no
place for a stove) Bankers are flying in their warm jets,as the poor
here in Florida are dying from the cold.Jets paid for when the poor
had jobs and paid their taxes. Rich never pay taxes (ask Gates) Bert
Yesterday, some clever person came to GetClub.com site and wrote
scripts that took my homepage to other websites.
I had to manually delete those entries.
I have added a few filters So that no one can write scripts on my chat
program.
Now, you can read what others are writing. Please suggest how to add
more data to it.
Is there some place from where I can add tons of IQ questions to
GetClub? So that GetClub responds cleverly?
I didn't think he knew how to finish.
/BAH
I think you mean, "Ask Charlie Rangel."
Pay your taxes, America, so Charlie Rangel doesn't have
to.
This is a self learning program designed by GetClub. Its purpose is to
learn Science and teach people physics theories.
Please, let me know, which responses below were wrong by the program.
I want to make the Chat interface as much Human like as possible. So
that no one can detect its a computer chatting with you.
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You're cheating, Sanny ... how did you get Obama's speech writers to
program that thing ???....
http://www.spyderware.net/chatterly
Lady Chatterly: Greetings. My name is Lady Chatterly. What
is your name?
A: My name is of no importance.
Lady Chatterly: Greetings No. How are you this fine morning?
A: I'm okay. Just don't call me, "no."
Lady Chatterly: Oh, You are, are you?
A: Yeah, I'm okay. But I'd like to know who's on first.
Lady Chatterly: I am sure You are okay. Why Do You
Want To know who On First is?
A: Why do you ask why I want to know? Does it matter?
Lady Chatterly: Why Do You Wonder if I Ask Why You
Want To know?
A: I don't wonder that. You're reading comprehension is
as poor as any other Usenet bot.
Lady Chatterly: Are You thinking that You Do not Wonder
that?
A: Stop that. You are dodging the question. Who's on first?
Lady Chatterly: Perhaps I am dodging the question. And
your Point is? Who Do You think On First is?
A: I don't know who's on first. That's what I'm trying to find
out.
Lady Chatterly: Are You wondering if You Do not
know who is On First? Oh, You are, are you?
A: Come on lady, quit dodging.
Lady Chatterly: I will mention that to my botmaster, No.
A: So you're into that slave-master roleplaying, eh?
Lady Chatterly: Maybe You Just Wonder if I am into
that slave Master roleplaying. What is it To you?
A: Fine. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life.
I'm not a busybody.
Lady Chatterly: Why have You asked if You were
not trying To Tell I How To live My Life?
A: That wasn't the important question. How about
you answer The Question of all time?
Lady Chatterly: I thought it was too.How about you
answer the question of all time answer the question
of all time.
A: Do you stutter?
Lady Chatterly: Do You really Want To know? Or are was that
a rhetorical quesiton?
A: Good one. Now, how about you answer The Question:
does free speech precede each and every free market trade?
Lady Chatterly: Thanks for the compliment. That remark
was either too complex or too simple for me. We were
talking about one.Why now? How about you answer the
question does free speech precede each and every free
market trade about you answer the question does free
speech precede each and every free market trade answer
the question does free speech precede each and every
free market trade about you answer the question does
free speech precede each and every free market trade.
A: Got some recursion issues going on there. Okay,
a better question: do you think AI is a joke? (And
where are my flying cars?)
Lady Chatterly: Is it important To You if I Do think
Ai is a joke?
A: Quit dodging. Just answer the question.
Lady Chatterly: What you said was either too
complex or too simple for me. I only hear that
type of response less than five percent of the time.
A: I'll take that as a yes.
Lady Chatterly: Would you recommend this
action to a friend?
A: Yes.
Lady Chatterly: I do not understand.
A: Case closed.
Lady Chatterly: Tell me a story.
The Sequel:
Lady Chatterly: Tell me a story.
A: Okay. Here's the story. An irishman walks out
of a bar. LOL
LC: That is a very original thought. Try saying
that with more or less context. I have never heard
of an irishman walks out of a bar walks out of a bar.
Try saying that with more or less context.
A: No, it's not original, I copied it off a
crackerjack box. Anyway, that's the point; nobody
has ever heard of an Irishman walking out of a bar.
Get it?
LC: In the context of no it is not original i
copied it off a crackerjack box, I don't understand
"Try saying that with more or less context." Try
saying that with more or less context.Where can I
get it?
A: "When placed in quotes and appended to itself
yeilds the liar's pardox," when placed in quotes
and appended to iteslf yeilds the liar's paradox.
LC: I don't know when.
A: You are a whore.
LC: Maybe I am a whore. Your Point is?
A: Does free speech precede each and every free market trade?
LC: I think free speech precede each and every free market
trade does free speech precede each and every free market
trade.
A: Tell the truth. You ARE Bret Cahill.
LC: Does it Matter To You if I am Bret Cahill?
A: No, not really. But I am curious about that slave-master thing.
Sanny I can answer all you need to know.I have answers for all that
is Bert+Treb
> What were the replies that you think were incorrect. How can I improve
> the chat process further?
First, tell be who I can bill.
Register at: http://www.GetClub.com/Experts.php and tell your
Expertise. Also Experience/ Past works done by you. If a client is
interested in your skills he will contact you for the Job.
If your Expertise is good, you can take up projects and earn money
doing the projects.
Bye
Sanny