How do u catch a unique rabbit??
Bethany
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
OK sorry.. a little bunny humor to brighten these not so pleasant times.
<3Bethany and Thumper
scGram
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Dori ... Beeb (I rarely get called BB anymore) and Cissy
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Arlette & Cocoa
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God Bless,
Arlette, Cocoa & Brownie in spirit (See us here
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There is no blessing from God so sweet as having
two chocolate coloured bunnies melting in your lap
in the warm morning sun.
PeteAlway
so here it goes:
A man with a rabbit walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have,
Daryl?"
"A Beer"
"And your rabbit?"
"Bucky says American beer doesn't have enough hopps in it, so he'll just have
water."
The bartender gets them their drinks. "The rabbit *says* that?"
"Oh yes," the man says "Bucky is a talking rabbit."
Playing along the bartender asks the rabbit, "how are you today, Bucky?"
The rabbit just stares at the bartender, who gives the man a "yeah, right"
look.
"Bucky doesn't get into small talk. He prefers to discuss the big
issues--science, philosphy, and the arts."
"Sure, he does," the bartender says, not hiding his irritation about the man
bringing an animal into his establishment.
"Absolutely," the man says. "Bucky, what does the universe sound like?"
The rabbit thoughtfully scratches his left ear with his hind foot. Then he
looks up at the man and says nothing.
"See," the man says, "there is no sound in space."
The bartender could not be bothered to verbalize a sarcastic response, but his
eyes said it well enough.
"How about a question that has puzzled eastern philosophers for centuries?" the
man said. "Bucky, what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
The rabbit looks at a paw thoughtfully, licking it. Then he looks up at the
man and and again says nothing.
The bartender says "Daryl, maybe it's time you went home."
"Don't you get it?" the man said "You can't clap one hand."
The man held up a finger, signalling he wanted one more chance.
"Here's an arts question," he said. "Bucky, what was Simon and Garfunkle's
best song?"
The rabbit looked down for a monent, then looked up at the man and the
bartender, and said nothing.
"See?" said the man "Bucky says it's 'The Sound of Silence!'"
The bartender unceremoniously tossed the man and the rabbit out on their
repective asses. The rabbit looked up at the man, and said, "Maybe I should
have said 'Mrs. Robinson?'"
Peter Alway
Rooting for the Rabbit
mixter
i like that one pete.
mickey
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Steverddrf
The duck because he had the bill
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound?
No. Can you?
Sure. Dick and Bob had a bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it's owner?
It was a bad hare day!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
How do you shake hands with a hundred-pound bunny?
Very carefully.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
How is the rabbit who swallowed the quarter?
No change yet.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
None, they're all on the outside.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Is there another word for synonym?
Rabbit Rouser
all about it and it is just as funny today
as it was the first time.
For the benefit of the new group, I used to
live in a hotel for a few years and it was
just me and Bucky.
We had a reputation in that community
for going to the bars and closing the
places down every night.
We have lots and lots of stories about
our escapades.
Bucky always sat on the bar stool next
to me and never left my side unless I
gave him permission..........................
One night he got stuck in this woman's
long hair and we had to go back to my
place to get him out................ :)
Bucky could hear back then and always
came to you when you called his name like
Sasha...........
From: Pete
Daryl
Bucky, Mouse, Junior, & Patches
(Jackie & Sasha)