Re: God should have played with mice before creating humanity!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock
> On 21 July, 07:33, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jul 20, 9:06 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> > Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jul 20, 12:39 pm, "ranjit_math...@yahoo.com"
>
> > > <ranjit_math...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > 4praise wrote:
> > > > > The main reason for the cross is not so that God could forgive us.
> > > > > Jesus engineered and executed the plan to be the second Adam and the
> > > > > main purpose was to make us like Adam was before he ate the fruit - to
> > > > > break the curse.
>
> > > > If Jesus engineered such a plan, why did Jesus think God was forsaking
> > > > him by letting him (Jesus) execute his plan?
>
> > > Jesus had a big fight with his Dad upon returning to Heaven. The
> > > argument could have happened like this...
>
> > > Jesus: "Hey dad, you could have stopped my pain and crush the Romans
> > > like roaches!"
>
> > > God: "Well, we needed to prove the point that you died for humanity's
> > > sin"
>
> > > Jesus: "Who cares, you are the boss anyway!"
>
> > > God: "Not exactly, but yes I'm in charge. You are my puppet, so to
> > > speak."
>
> > > Jesus: "You know what. I give a fuck about humanity and all your
> > > grandiose plans."
>
> > > And Jesus went to another galaxy far away from his father, where he
> > > went to breed mice.
>
> > > ***
>
> > > Actually I think God should have played with mice before creating
> > > humanity!
>
> > One of my mice escaped without a reason. He just walked out on me and
> > is hiding.
>
> You mean one of your sons ? like father like a son
Yes, they are like my children in the metaphorical sense. Actually one
escaped in the car and now stinks. He walked out right in my face and
went into a crevice where he died.
The Christians are walking that path of self-destruction without
knowing too. Just like Jim Jones.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock
which God missed in his rush to create humans...
You can't leave them alone! One hamster escaped the pet shop box and
died in the car; only one mouse came back out of three when I opened
their cage. Imagine God let Adam & Eve loose in a jungle (or garden)
and the snake came and told them a pretty story.
I'm left with a trusted mouse (Coco) and two hamsters (Cain & Abel)
which I won't let loose for a second. My wisdom and trust are
challenged, but everything will be good for the revolution: Everybody
will be out of the cage, but we must keep an eye on the monkeys.