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Domain Name: BRONXELF.COM
Owner/Organization: Bronxelf, Inc.
Address:
13845 Friar, Street
Van Nuys, CA 91401
Country: US
Thanks for publishing it.
FL
bronxelf
wrote:
>
>
>Domain Name: BRONXELF.COM
>Owner/Organization: Bronxelf, Inc.
>Address:
>13845 Friar, Street
>Van Nuys, CA 91401
>Country: US
>
>
>
>Thanks for publishing it.
>
>FL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I havent lived there in almost a year. Have a *great* time sending
things there!
Nice try. But you wont find me there. People like you are the reason
I dont publish things like that.
ta!
elf.
bronxelf
Grand High Huntress of the Renaissance Assassin's Guild-"Chooser of the To Be Slain": Assassin #001.
Dominatrix at Arms and Guild Hall Lieutenant of the Renaissance Mercenaries Guild.
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Kingdomality Prime Minister- Off With His Head.
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The creativity of an elf knows no bounds.
Lisa The Ferret Haven By the Sea
If you know what is good for you, messing with Elf is not a good thing....
I suggest you go back to your therapist ang get a stronger prescription. If
not, check yourself in somewhere.....you need help.
You are a troll, and not a good one at that. Go back to alt.stupid
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BlueRibbonSpa1
Correct? Plus, from having registered things myself not keeping InterNIC
informed of you location is in fact against their regs and can get your site
terminated.
Hmmm. I will at least know that I have the correct info (Address) and PERSONAL
NAME when I do a public records search for where you are now. Pretty simple
really.
IRS, utilities and even parts of credit files are easily accessed through the
net.
(Plus a friend who's a PI in FL)
It's enough of a start. Thanks for providing it.
I am really the one you don't want to screw with. OOPS... Too late. Now for the
fun
bronxelf
Ferret Haven By the Sea) wrote:
>Jennifer
>
>If you know what is good for you, messing with Elf is not a good thing....
>
>I suggest you go back to your therapist ang get a stronger prescription. If
>not, check yourself in somewhere.....you need help.
>
>You are a troll, and not a good one at that. Go back to alt.stupid
>
answered via email.
bronxelf
wrote:
>Yes, but I can get your info from the PO there. You likely forwarded your mail.
>Correct?
wrong.
> Plus, from having registered things myself not keeping InterNIC
>informed of you location is in fact against their regs and can get your site
>terminated.
Internic has *no* problems reaching me.
>Hmmm. I will at least know that I have the correct info (Address) and PERSONAL
>NAME when I do a public records search for where you are now. Pretty simple
>really.
>
go right ahead. most likely you will come up with my address in NY.
As for my name, that isnt a secret. Its posted in a whole lot of
places. I have no idea why I shoud care.
>IRS, utilities and even parts of credit files are easily accessed through the
>net.
>
and?
>(Plus a friend who's a PI in FL)
Thats nice. but you arent the only person with friends.
>It's enough of a start. Thanks for providing it.
>
>I am really the one you don't want to screw with. OOPS... Too late. Now for the
>fun
HAHAHAHHA!. First of all.... I didnt "screw" with you. I didnt do
anything except think that youre a very sick individual. You screwed
*yourself* by posting what you did about ferrets to a ferret group.
I have never sent you email, Ive never tried to find out where you
are.... I never thought you were interesting enough to bother with.
You on the other hand, seem to think this is too interesting to pass
us. Fine by me.... But its not going to get you anything.
ta.
elf.
FL3Gemini
Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
Dolt-Boy
BlueRibbonSpa1 wrote:
> Yes, but I can get your info from the PO there. You likely forwarded your mail.
> Correct? Plus, from having registered things myself not keeping InterNIC
> informed of you location is in fact against their regs and can get your site
> terminated.
>
> Hmmm. I will at least know that I have the correct info (Address) and PERSONAL
> NAME when I do a public records search for where you are now. Pretty simple
> really.
>
> IRS, utilities and even parts of credit files are easily accessed through the
> net.
>
> (Plus a friend who's a PI in FL)
>
> It's enough of a start. Thanks for providing it.
>
> I am really the one you don't want to screw with. OOPS... Too late. Now for the
> fun
Hmmm...simple harrassment. Your just doing this cuz you don't like her? Grow up.
just these posts are incriminating enuff, what are you like 12? wait...I know more
mature 12 year olds, wouldn't want to offend them.
--
Dolt-Boy dolt...@Phreaker.net
AKA: Joseph T.
-------------------------------------------------
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-------------------------------------------------
FL3Gemini
GROUP IS NOT UNFAMILIAR W/HARRESMENT IS IT? JUST HAVING MY FUN TOO.
bronxelf
>In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
>Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
ahahahahahahah!
Wouldnt that be fabulous if I were *THERE*? I know Id be happy. It
would make my life a lot easier. but sadly for both of us, Im not.
And out of all the people on the planet, you have the absolute least
chance of getting *anything* to happen to me in the state of NY.
Stick to what you know, kid. Youll do better.
ta!
Michael & Robyn
> Hi, I believe I have your current address:
>
> Domain Name: BRONXELF.COM
> Owner/Organization: Bronxelf, Inc.
> Address:
PARTY AT ELF'S! YEAH!
=(V)=ichael
Michael & Robyn
> In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
Here's my name and address, cunt:
Michael A. Simon
2102 Olentary Street
Sarasota, FL 34231
All this shit started because of ME, bitch. I made your life the crack-smoking
hell that it is NOW. Come to the source of your misery. I don't threaten. I
promise.
And I promise you this. Come and get it. What I did to you here ain't shit.
Crawl out from under your slimy internet donkey cam and try a little real world,
you pus filled bag of monkey spunk. I dare you.
-Michael
(+)
Michael & Robyn
> On 30 Aug 1999 20:52:02 GMT, fl3g...@aol.com (FL3Gemini) wrote:
>
> >In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> >Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
>
> ahahahahahahah!
That should have really been a Bronx cheer.
-Michael
NCFS
She should go back to alt.stupid.fucking.bitch
Lisa The Ferret Haven By the Sea wrote:
>
> Jennifer
>
> If you know what is good for you, messing with Elf is not a good thing....
>
> I suggest you go back to your therapist ang get a stronger prescription. If
> not, check yourself in somewhere.....you need help.
>
> You are a troll, and not a good one at that. Go back to alt.stupid
>
> Lisa, Head Ferret
> The Ferret Haven "By-the-Sea"
> URL: http: www.kozykingdom.com/ferrethaven
> Want to help The Ferret Haven By-the-Sea? Register at iGive.com
> by cutting and pasting this link:
> http://www.iGive.com/html/ssi.cfm?CID=1236&MID=854
--
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North Coast Ferret Shelter
Ashtabula County, Ohio
http://www.suite224.net/~ncfs1997/
Founding Member - IFWS
bronxelf
wrote:
Youre right. My bad. *tptptptptptptptptptptptptptptpt*
go yankees.
rah.
FL3Gemini
FL3Gemini
Kathouze
>mail.
My husband works for the post office,and no you can't.
Sandy and 4 Fuzzies with tongues stuck out
KiSta Ferret Rescue
whatever happened to alt.skank.twodollarcrackwhore ?
or the ever popular
alt.skeeve.unclefucker ?
Kim & the 40 ferrets all singing the "Uncle Fucker" song from South Park
www.kistaferret.com
Check out that on Internic you walking cum receptacle
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NCFS <ncfs...@suite224.net> wrote in message
news:37CAFF1C...@suite224.net...
Lisa The Ferret Haven By the Sea
>THIS
>GROUP IS NOT UNFAMILIAR W/HARRESMENT IS IT? JUST HAVING MY FUN TOO.
>
Thank you. Harrassment, as is many other things, are a violation of TOS. You
are stupid, aren't you.
Elf, Michael - nothing to fear here from this bit o'fluff. She can't spell, so
obviously reading a map is beyond her. She doesn't read email, so understanding
life around her is beyond comprehension (thats kom-pre-hen-shen for you
Jennifer -- I know those big words are difficult....)
I can only hope that this continues.....I'm not having fun, only hoping that
Jen will have to find a new ISP -- AOL is getting a worse name than ever
because of her.....
FL3Gemini
Law enforcement, (or PIs) can get it easily. They probably don't let the lower
life forms that work at the post office know about it.
But, it's okay. I know how to scope public records at the IRS.
And the utility companies.
swamp
<mas...@gte.net> wrote in <37CAFC51...@gte.net>:
[snip]
>Crawl out from under your slimy internet donkey cam and try a little real world,
>you pus filled bag of monkey spunk. I dare you.
>
>-Michael
>(+)
Hey Michael, you forgot the "Love" part.
Seriously, this woman's(?) behavior has all the markings of
a pathological mental illness. A normal person doesn't bask
in the personal misfortunes of others, especially strangers.
I think she may be psychotic, and possibly a danger to
herself, you, and your animals. In fact, you pretty much
diagnosed her in the response quoted above. Here's an
excerpt from my medical dictionary's definition of
"psychosis":
"This condition is manifest in the behavior, emotional
reaction, and ideation of the patient, who fails to mirror
reality as it is, reacts erroneously to it, and builds up
false concepts regarding it. Behavior responses are
peculiar, abnormal, inefficient, or definitely antisocial."
I'd say our deeply troubled young woman's behavior is all of
those.
Be careful.
swamp
"Who, me officer? What's a ferut? These guys?? No, they're Polish cats."
FL3Gemini
Don't forget who started this. HIM. All those things apply to him and then
some.
I hope I a maround if the brakes fail on his little car.
Jonathan Block
Well Hell, I'll be damned if I let Mike have all the fun.
Jonathan Block
47 Alta Avenue Apt. 2B
Yonkers, NY 10705
All easily attained from Internic if you knew how to hell to use it.
Come get some idiot. I'm sure I can get 1 of the hundreds of lawyers that I know,
or are related.
Or, I can just get my normal attorney.
Or, we can just laugh at you and your pitiful attempts.
Or, we can just ignore you, and maybe you'll stop fucking your father long enough
to die.
Have a nice fucking day,
Jonathan
& The (No dad, mom said to use the purple cock ring) Boyz
Michael & Robyn wrote:
> FL3Gemini wrote:
>
> > In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> > Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
>
> Here's my name and address, cunt:
>
> Michael A. Simon
> 2102 Olentary Street
> Sarasota, FL 34231
>
> All this shit started because of ME, bitch. I made your life the crack-smoking
> hell that it is NOW. Come to the source of your misery. I don't threaten. I
> promise.
> And I promise you this. Come and get it. What I did to you here ain't shit.
> Crawl out from under your slimy internet donkey cam and try a little real world,
> you pus filled bag of monkey spunk. I dare you.
>
> -Michael
> (+)
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Joe
bronxelf
<sp...@plaid-jello.com> wrote:
>
> I wonder if intent to file a fradulent police report is a crime.....think I'll ask
>my attorney.
>
>Jonathan
>& The (Be nice to stumps, they at least are quiet) Boyz
>
It is in NYC. This much I can tell you. Even more interestingly, the
cops at the 50th precinct really DO have time than to deal with things
like that. :)
*s*
elf.
another year older, still the same cranky bitch. :)
Dolt-Boy
Melissa Golden wrote:
> I have diagnosed her as completely FUBAR.
>
> -M & Ewok (take it from her, she's got a Master's in Psych)
Is that your professional opinion? :)
Sam
> In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
Too bad she's not there right now. Wonder how those ferrets could bite someone when
they're not there and haven't been in ages?
Sam
Sam
> NOT HARRESMENT. PUBLIC RECORDS ARE PUBLIC. JUST A THOUGHT PUT INTO A POST. THIS
> GROUP IS NOT UNFAMILIAR W/HARRESMENT IS IT? JUST HAVING MY FUN TOO.
You must enjoy S&M - it's the only reason you could possibly want to constantly
return.
You're like a bad penny. Just keep on turning up where you aren't wanted.
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam
> Your server and law enforcement are informed.
Informed of what?? That he gave you his address?
If you think that's enough to tell the cops about, then your hunting
down other people's addresses on the pretext that you'll "be seeing
them" and your threatening to make false witness against them (e.g. bite
reports) should be more than enough for the same.
Sam
Michael & Robyn
> Don't live in the best part of Florida, do you? Big surprise.
The best part of Georgia is still considered a slum in this neck of the
woods, ya toothless cunt.
-Michael
Lesa-Marie
hugs
lm
Jonathan Block wrote in message <37CB4C96...@plaid-jello.com>...
>
> Well Hell, I'll be damned if I let Mike have all the fun.
>
> Jonathan Block
> 47 Alta Avenue Apt. 2B
> Yonkers, NY 10705
>
>All easily attained from Internic if you knew how to hell to use it.
>
> Come get some idiot. I'm sure I can get 1 of the hundreds of lawyers
that I know,
>or are related.
>
> Or, I can just get my normal attorney.
>
> Or, we can just laugh at you and your pitiful attempts.
>
> Or, we can just ignore you, and maybe you'll stop fucking your father
long enough
>to die.
>
>Have a nice fucking day,
>Jonathan
>& The (No dad, mom said to use the purple cock ring) Boyz
>
>
>
>Michael & Robyn wrote:
>
>> FL3Gemini wrote:
>>
>> > In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame
if
>> > Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is
obtained.
>>
william killian
> >informed of you location is in fact against their regs and can get your site
> >terminated.
>
> Internic has *no* problems reaching me.
hey seem to have troubles keeping us up to date on address but don't
care as long as they get their money. Internic isn't about sites
anyway. Its name registration.
> >IRS, utilities and even parts of credit files are easily accessed through the
> >net.
> >
> and?
>
> >(Plus a friend who's a PI in FL)
>
> Thats nice. but you arent the only person with friends.
Oh. Yeah elf, You rally ought to be concerned that some bitch
(apologies to all real canines for the comparison) in Florida knows a
two bit gumshoe on the opposite coast from you. What's he going to do?
Make a phone call and ask if you have Prince Albert in a can? Not much
else a private dick can do to you.
-- bill
-----
bill and diane killian
zen and the art of ferrets
http://www.zenferret.com/
mailto:kil...@zenferret.com
william killian
>
> Your server and law enforcement are informed.
Michael! When did you get a server? I've talked about my two sparc
servers...
And you have your own law enforcement? Are you just like DizzyWorld
then?
william killian
>
> In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
Moron. How can you possibly claim to know so much about elf and know
absolutely nothing.
william killian
>
> NOT HARRESMENT. PUBLIC RECORDS ARE PUBLIC. JUST A THOUGHT PUT INTO A POST. THIS
> GROUP IS NOT UNFAMILIAR W/HARRESMENT IS IT? JUST HAVING MY FUN TOO.
Actually this group is very unfamiliar with 'harresment'. What the heck
is that?
We're too busy pummeling you with harassment.
Jonathan Block
I wonder if intent to file a fradulent police report is a crime.....think I'll ask
my attorney.
Jonathan
& The (Be nice to stumps, they at least are quiet) Boyz
Joe wrote:
> Bwahahaha-----dumber than a stump isn't she?
>
> FL3Gemini wrote:
> >
> > In NY you say? Excuse me, aren't they now against the law there? Shame if
> > Animal Control gets an annonymous bite complaint once your address is obtained.
--
FL3Gemini
are going ot rent, rent a condo. I at least have a private patio and yard. And
2 stories. Gross.
Now I know I am dealing with white trash. I wonder what it may take to get you
evicted? A few calls to the office?
Michael & Robyn
> Oh. Yeah elf, You rally ought to be concerned that some bitch
> (apologies to all real canines for the comparison) in Florida knows a
> two bit gumshoe on the opposite coast from you. What's he going to do?
> Make a phone call and ask if you have Prince Albert in a can? Not much
> else a private dick can do to you.
Huhhuhuh huh huhuhuh huhuhuh
You said "private".
-Michael
FL3Gemini
THEY MAY BE RELIEVED ENOUGH TO CONFISCATE THE BEASTS THEY WON'T BOTHER FINDING
OUT WHO FILED. BUT THEY NEED ONLY ASK.
JENNY
Travis J Fessler
> Make a phone call and ask if you have Prince Albert in a can? Not much
> else a private dick can do to you.
>
Hahahahaha... Prince Albert in a can.... Ha!
I love that one!
Whre's Michael's number again?!
FL3Gemini
then 350,000? Yep. That's where I come from.
Trust me, you couldn't take Atlanta. I can just have one of my Spanish guys
beat the piss out of you and leave you under the train track at MARTA. Oops,
another commuter delay.
Michael & Robyn
> Hahahahaha... Prince Albert in a can.... Ha!
> I love that one!
> Whre's Michael's number again?!
941-923-2543. But announce yourself afterwards. My nuisance calls are
logged by GTE <efg>.
-Michael
bronxelf
What part of "There are no ferrets *there*" do you not understand?
I thought I made that clear yesterday. Apparently not. Here it is
again:
They arent there.
there, that was simple, wasnt it?
bronxelf
Grand High Huntress of the Renaissance Assassin's Guild-"Chooser of the To Be Slain": Assassin #001.
Dominatrix at Arms and Guild Hall Lieutenant of the Renaissance Mercenaries Guild.
A.F.R. Goddess of Steel
High Priestess of the Cult of Chucklehead
*NOT* an Otter
Weezowmommy, Elf of Sarcastica, Leader of the Call 'em as I See 'em Brigade
Slave to the Five Fugitive Ferrets of the Apocalypse.
Infocommie, Present and Accounted for in the Last Days of Cambridge Park Drive.
The Easter Bunny of Wrong (thanks, Kalani!)
Kingdomality Prime Minister- Off With His Head.
http://www.bronxelf.com
"To err is human, to forgive is not our policy." --Anonymous
"Inspiration is for amateurs."-Elizabeth, from alt.crafts.professional
"No more bass players. Ever."-Me, with apologies to Joan Crawford.
"And if you call, I will answer. And if you fall, I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster, I'll point you home."-"Call and Answer", Barenaked Ladies
Michael & Robyn
Ooooo, another death threat. I'd call the police and register that threat. It's
good to have those things on record.
-Michael
Melissa
brandishing some of his uh... "art work" LOL! ;)
Hey, did you have a b-day?
-Melissa
In article <37cbb11e...@news.earthlink.net>,
bronxelf
>Hey, did you have a b-day?
>
>-Melissa
>
Yep. Yesterday.
One year older. still the same cranky bitch. :)
Jonathan Block
You know, I was thinking of going down to Atlanta to visit some friends, I'll let
you know when I do, so you can come and have your mexican friends toss me under a
train. Just make sure you're there too so you can watch.
Oh, and bring a lot of friends....I do mean a LOT.
Jonathan
& The (Ok, you take the left side, and I'll take the right, and I'll meet you at
the ho in the middle) Boyz
FL3Gemini wrote:
> Then how about DeerWood and Ponte Vedra Beach, where the cheapest house is more
> then 350,000? Yep. That's where I come from.
> Trust me, you couldn't take Atlanta. I can just have one of my Spanish guys
> beat the piss out of you and leave you under the train track at MARTA. Oops,
> another commuter delay.
--
Jonathan Block
Go check your hotmail account Elf. :>
Jonathan
& The (We leave presents) Boyz
bronxelf wrote:
--
Jonathan Block
Yeah, and she gave me a gift for it. (Very Very Evil GRin)
Jonathan
& The (We Love BronxElf) Boyz
Melissa wrote:
>
> Hey, did you have a b-day?
>
> -Melissa
>
> In article <37cbb11e...@news.earthlink.net>,
> bron...@igettoomuchdamnmailasitis.bronxelf.com (bronxelf) wrote:
>
> > On 31 Aug 1999 10:43:20 GMT, fl3g...@aol.com (FL3Gemini) wrote:
> >
> > >WHO SAID POLICE. JUST AC, THAT I BELIEVE THERE ARE FERRETS IN THE RESIDENCE.
> > >THEY MAY BE RELIEVED ENOUGH TO CONFISCATE THE BEASTS THEY WON'T BOTHER
> FINDING
> > >OUT WHO FILED. BUT THEY NEED ONLY ASK.
> > >
> > >JENNY
> >
> >
> > What part of "There are no ferrets *there*" do you not understand?
> >
> > I thought I made that clear yesterday. Apparently not. Here it is
> > again:
> >
> > They arent there.
> >
> >
> > there, that was simple, wasnt it?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
JABBER1055
>>
>>-Melissa
>>
>
>
>One year older. still the same cranky bitch. :)
>
Well happy birthday to you :-)
Kelly, Snowball,Sabrina and Buddy
Melissa Golden
-M & Ewok (take it from her, she's got a Master's in Psych)
swamp wrote in message <37cc106a.18595102@news>...
>Hey Michael, you forgot the "Love" part.
>
>Seriously, this woman's(?) behavior has all the markings of
>a pathological mental illness. A normal person doesn't bask
>in the personal misfortunes of others, especially strangers.
>I think she may be psychotic, and possibly a danger to
>herself, you, and your animals. In fact, you pretty much
>diagnosed her in the response quoted above. Here's an
>excerpt from my medical dictionary's definition of
>"psychosis":
>
>"This condition is manifest in the behavior, emotional
>reaction, and ideation of the patient, who fails to mirror
>reality as it is, reacts erroneously to it, and builds up
>false concepts regarding it. Behavior responses are
>peculiar, abnormal, inefficient, or definitely antisocial."
>
>I'd say our deeply troubled young woman's behavior is all of
>those.
>
>Be careful.
>
>swamp
>
>"Who, me officer? What's a ferut? These guys?? No, they're Polish cats."
Melissa
In article <37cbcda0...@news.earthlink.net>,
bron...@igettoomuchdamnmailasitis.bronxelf.com (bronxelf) wrote:
> On Tue, 31 Aug 1999 08:55:27 -0400, nos...@nospam.com (Melissa) wrote:
>
>
> >Hey, did you have a b-day?
> >
> >-Melissa
> >
>
>
> Yep. Yesterday.
> One year older. still the same cranky bitch. :)
>
Melissa Golden
-M & Ewok
JABBER1055 wrote in message
<19990831140656...@ng-cb1.aol.com>...
>>>Hey, did you have a b-day?
>>>
>>>-Melissa
>>>
>>
>>
>>Yep. Yesterday.
>>One year older. still the same cranky bitch. :)
>>
>
swamp
<mgo...@stargate.net> wrote in
<hWWy3.60$ou4....@news.sgi.net>:
>I have diagnosed her as completely FUBAR.
That's German for "whacko," right?
>-M & Ewok (take it from her, she's got a Master's in Psych)
Really?! Well then I'll defer to her, even though I can't
find "FUBAR" anywhere in my medical dictionary. ;)
Travis J Fessler
I'll make sure and let you know who it is, and leave a return number if
a machine answers.
Actually, I was gonna see if you're anywhere near St. Augustine since I
may be there early next spring for a visit, but I see that you're way
down in Sarasota, so nevermind.
Melissa Golden
>On Tue, 31 Aug 1999 16:36:31 -0400, "Melissa Golden"
>
>
>That's German for "whacko," right?
I think it's German for "nazi". oops, end of thread.
>>-M & Ewok (take it from her, she's got a Master's in Psych)
>
>Really?! Well then I'll defer to her, even though I can't
>find "FUBAR" anywhere in my medical dictionary. ;)
Really. But FUBAR is only in the *special* dictionary ;)
-Ewok
Melissa Golden
>
>Melissa Golden wrote:
>
>> I have diagnosed her as completely FUBAR.
>>
>
Yup, and I'd bill her for it too! She appears to be one chick that no amount
of counseling and/or medication would help. (hence, the diagnosis!!!!)
bronxelf
<sp...@plaid-jello.com> wrote:
>
> Go check your hotmail account Elf. :>
>
>Jonathan
>& The (We leave presents) Boyz
>
Not more ferretpoop. Anything but ferretpoop.
bronxelf
<sp...@plaid-jello.com> wrote:
>
>
>Yeah, and she gave me a gift for it. (Very Very Evil GRin)
>
>Jonathan
>& The (We Love BronxElf) Boyz
>
*g* liked that, did you.....
Joe
there.
Is that the private yard that Beau escaped from?
Sam
> One year older. still the same cranky bitch. :)
Happy birthday elf :o)
Sam
Sam
> 941-923-2543. But announce yourself afterwards. My nuisance calls are
> logged by GTE <efg>.
If I leave a message, does that mean you'd be happy to drop me a line?
Most people are kinda reticent about returning international calls, darnit
<G>
Sam
Larry C. Lyons
mgo...@stargate.net writes:
>Yup, and I'd bill her for it too! She appears to be one chick that no amount
>of counseling and/or medication would help. (hence, the diagnosis!!!!)
Perhaps a severe amount of aversion therapy would be in order. Cattle
prods perhaps.
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More then you'll ever know. :> Or at least until you come back to NY.
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bronxelf wrote:
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bronxelf
<sp...@plaid-jello.com> wrote:
>
> More then you'll ever know. :> Or at least until you come back to NY.
>
>Jonathan
>& The (Ewwww, Scashdale? *Shrug* Ok. :> ) Boyz
>
Yeah yeah yeah. thats what they all say.
And you go there, and then whine to me about the location. The food
is FABOO.
Ask for Dennis. Tell him I sent you.
elf.
oh and ask him if hes single again?
Walt and Gwen Wallmark
(snip)
> find "FUBAR" anywhere in my medical dictionary. ;)
FUBAR is a term originating with the U. S. military in WWII:
Fucked Up Beyond All Relief
It goes with SNAFU:
Situation Normal - All Fucked Up.
-Walt
Hand me my lance, Sancho!
Cap
turning tricks in the Florida room at 15?
Cap
FL3Gemini
they have the old "No habla English" routine down. They are so wonderful and
protective. They think they may get somewhere w/me. Yeah, right. But it's good
to pretend to keep them in check.
And Mikey, just so you know, I know one of the men on the force. You don't
even have any calls on record. Trust me, this man would tell me since I may be
marrying his nephew. He says they do tend to string loosers along for the sake
of keeping the peace.
And I wouldn't annoy them too often. Many times it's the complaintant that ends
up with an arrest warrant.
BTW, with each county having their own department, and then each town or city
within that county having another, I doubt yo even knew wich one to call. You
and you're crack - voiced hoar girlfriend don't strike me as the sort who could
figure it all out.
J
swamp
<wall...@erols.com> wrote in <37CD09...@erols.com>:
>swamp wrote:
>(snip)
>> Really?! Well then I'll defer to her, even though I can't
>> find "FUBAR" anywhere in my medical dictionary. ;)
>
>FUBAR is a term originating with the U. S. military in WWII:
>
>Fucked Up Beyond All Relief
Yep. Guess you and Melissa haven't watched "Saving Private
Ryan" as many times as I have. The platoon convinces a naive
young corporal that "FUBAR" is a German word. Great flick,
and should've won best picture, imo. But we're waaaaay
off-topic...
>It goes with SNAFU:
>
>Situation Normal - All Fucked Up.
>
>-Walt
> Hand me my lance, Sancho!
Go get 'em, Quixote!
Joe
Recognition" (though it says "Fouled", we all know that's just wrong.
Russell Prater
Walt And Gwen Wallmark
Bronxelf
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Hi Walt And,
WW> Fucked Up Beyond All Relief
Beyond all recognition.
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>
> Russell Prater
> Walt And Gwen Wallmark
> Bronxelf
> 86:104/0
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> Hi Walt And,
>
>
> Russ, Booger, Bonnie & Clyde
"Recognition" it is. I have also seen it as "Repair" and I originally
heard it as "Relief". As Russ pointed out, however, "Recognition" is
correct.
-Walt
Hand me my lexicon, Sancho!
Elaine/Harry Jacobs
base's and told me what SNAFU really meant :)
Elaine
Russell Prater
Walt And Gwen Wallmark
Bronxelf
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Hi Walt And,
WW> "Recognition" it is. I have also seen it
WW> as "Repair" and I originally
WW> heard it as "Relief". As Russ pointed
WW> out, however, "Recognition" is
WW> correct.
With 20 years, 1 month, 29 days, 14 hours and 27 minutes of the U. S.
Air Force under my belt, I know FUBAR. :-) Now that I'm retired, I do
use the fouled up version. :-)
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Kathouze
>Air Force under my belt, I know FUBAR. :-) Now that I'm retired, I do
>use the fouled up version. :-)
>
>Russ, Booger, Bonnie & Clyde
Why is it all military retirees know how long they were in down to the minute?
My husband does the exact same thing.He's retired AF also.
Sandy and Fuzzies
Michael & Robyn
> >With 20 years, 1 month, 29 days, 14 hours and 27 minutes of the U. S.
> >Air Force under my belt, I know FUBAR. :-) Now that I'm retired, I do
> >use the fouled up version. :-)
> >
> >Russ, Booger, Bonnie & Clyde
>
> Why is it all military retirees know how long they were in down to the minute?
Military retirees and prison inmates ;)
-Michael
(It's not just a job, it's a... Ok, it's just a job.)
Jonathan Block
Actually, it's just the Airforce. When you stand around guarding stuff all day,
you wind up counting the minutes. *eg*
I'm ex Navy, (Yes, a squidly) and I can't remember how long I was in...probably
because I was drunk most of the time. :>
Jonathan
& The (Hi ho hi ho, it's off to sea we go!) Boyz
Kathouze wrote:
> >With 20 years, 1 month, 29 days, 14 hours and 27 minutes of the U. S.
> >Air Force under my belt, I know FUBAR. :-) Now that I'm retired, I do
> >use the fouled up version. :-)
> >
> >Russ, Booger, Bonnie & Clyde
>
> Why is it all military retirees know how long they were in down to the minute?
> My husband does the exact same thing.He's retired AF also.
>
> Sandy and Fuzzies
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>
>Jonathan
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KA> Why is it all military retirees know how
KA> long they were in down to the minute?
KA> My husband does the exact same thing.He's retired AF also.
Because I remember the morning at 9:33 when I was sworn in. I remember
my old serial number and it went out of fashion many years ago when we
started using Social Security numbers in 1956.
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