ED CONRAD STILL THE APPLE OF GOOGLE'S EYE . . .

[Monkey Business]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: We here at Google, who knew
an American Idle when we saw one, proudly present
the 346th segment of our 4,558-part series on the
late, great Ed Conrad who lost his life recently when
swallowed by an extremely hungry Black Hole.
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Here is a rather grotesque photo of how Ed met
his Maker.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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This is what Ed looked like before he was eaten.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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The series will continue every day (even on
Sundays) until April 6, 2017 -- unless the world
ends, as has been predicted, on Friday, Dec. 21.
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Today's installment is entitled:
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ED CONRAD: WORLD'S GREATEST DOG TRAINER
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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Father Guido Sarducci swears that Ed has trained
his doggie to say THIS MANY words . . .
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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ED'S OTHER GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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YOU'RE REALLY NOT DEAD WHEN YOU DIE
http://www.edconrad.org
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NO, VIRGINIA, YOU'RE NOT A MONKEY'S UNCLE
http://www.edconrad.com
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https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!msg/alt.fan.ed-conrad/_N_WScw61EY/ZluVLvAFI1IJ
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ED ALSO DISCOVERED THE REAL CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Paleo-Anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department
of Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los
Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke
University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford University
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists