SOUTH CAROLINA VOTERS PROVING THEY'RE NOT STUPID‏

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COLBERT OFF TO THE RACES
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CHARLESTON, SC (Rueters) -- The write-in
candidacy of Stephen Colbert was way out in
front in today's South Carolina caucuses to
determine the Republican candidate to put
President Barack Obama out to pasture.
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This was rather obvious just 15 minutes
after the polls opened, based on an Exit Poll.
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Colbert, who actually is running under
the name Herman Cain, was miles ahead
of runner-up box "NONE OF THE ABOVE,"
while the third box checked -- "CLICK HERE
IF YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN: -- was
a distant third.
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Newt Gingrich, Milt Romney and Rick
Santorum were tied for dead last.
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Colbert's victory reportedly was the result
of a last-minute Super Pac ad -- shown just
before midnight, then again this morning --
in which pictures of grouchy-looking Gingrich,
Romney and Santorum were shown walking
sad-looking canines on leashes, then a very
gruff-sounding commentator asking:
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"DO YOU TRUST ANY OF THESE
CANDIDATES TO WALK YOUR DOG?"
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"IF your answer is NO, then how would
you like to have him walking your NATION?"
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This is a really nice picture of Fluffy,
who was featured in the ad.
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http://media.nj.com/inside-jersey/photo/angry-dogjpg-d2960d738ad13539.jpg
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One of the early voters was Ed Conrad
of Pennsylvania -- in town trying to peddle
his books -- who told Fox News that he
didn't vote for anybody "because the tip
of my pencil broke while I was in the booth."
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Ed, during his 15 seconds of national
exposure, is asking everyone in South
Carolina to by his book, "GOOD GOD!
Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!"
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http://www.edconrad.org
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Before he was cut off, The Ignorant Prick
also managed to slip another free plug
into the Fox News' basket:
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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SOUTH CAROLINA NEWSPAPERS
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South Carolina Press Association [Columbia]
Aiken Standard [Aiken]
Anderson Independent-Mail [Anderson]
The Beaufort Gazette [Beaufort]
Business Journal [Charleston]
Carolina Morning News [Beaufort]
Charleston City Paper [Charleston]
The Chronicle [Gaffney]
Chronicle Independent [Camden]
The Coastal Observer [Pawley's Island]
Columbia Star [Columbia]
The Community Times Dispatch [Walterboro]
Daily Messenger [Clemson]
Dispatch-News [Lexington]
Free Times [Columbia]
GSA Business Journal [Greenville]
The Gaffney Ledger [Gaffney]
The Greenville News [Greenville]
The Herald [Rock Hill]
The Index-Journal [Greenwood]
The Island Packet [Hilton Head]
The Item [Sumter]
The Lancaster News [Lancaster]
Marlboro Herald Advocate [Bennettsville]
The Messenger [Hartsville]
Morning News [Florence]
Moultrie News [Mt. Pleasant]
The News [Kingstree]
North Myrtle Beach Times [N. Myrtle Beach]
The Point [Columbia]
The Post and Courier [Charleston]
Spartanburg Herald-Journal [Spartanburg]
Standard-Sentinel [Saluda]
The State [Columbia]
The Sun News [Myrtle Beach]
Union Daily Times [Union]
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SOUTH CAROLINA COLLEGES, UNIVERSITIES
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PRIVATE LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGES
Allen University
Benedict College
Columbia College (South Carolina)
Coker College
Converse College
Erskine College
Furman University
Limestone College
Morris College
Newberry College
Presbyterian College
Wofford College
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PRIVATE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
Anderson University
Bob Jones University
Charleston Southern University
Claflin University
Columbia College
Columbia International University
Lutheran Theological Southern Seminary
North Greenville University
Southern Methodist College
Southern Wesleyan University
Voorhees College
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PUBLIC UNIVERSITEIS
The Citadel
Clemson University
Coastal Carolina University
College of Charleston
Francis Marion University
Lander University
South Carolina State University
University of South Carolina System
University of South Carolina Aiken
University of South Carolina Beaufort
University of South Carolina Columbia (Flagship campus)
University of South Carolina Lancaster
University of South Carolina Salkehatchie
University of South Carolina Sumter
University of South Carolina Union
University of South Carolina Upstate
Winthrop University
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PROFFESSIONAL INSTITUTIEIONS
Art Institute of Charleston
Cathedral Bible College
Charleston School of Law
Columbia Biblical Seminary
Erskine Theological Seminary
Geneva Reformed Seminary
Greenville Presbyterian Theological Seminary
Medical University of South Carolina
Sherman College of Straight Chiropractic
South Carolina School of Leadership
University of South Carolina School of Law
University of South Carolina School of Medicine
University of South Carolina College of Pharmacy
Virginia College
W. L. Bonner College
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TWO-YER COLEGES
Aiken Technical College
Central Carolina Technical College
Clinton Junior College
Denmark Technical College
Florence-Darlington Technical College
Greenville Technical College
Horry-Georgetown Technical College
Midlands Technical College
Northeastern Technical College
Orangeburg-Calhoun Technical College
Piedmont Technical College
Spartanburg Methodist College
Spartanburg Community College
Technical College of the Lowcountry
Tri-County Technical College
Trident Technical College
Williamsburg Technical College
York Technical College