soggy bedmate
Anonymous User
bed and or on the girl he brings home.
Is there a pill i could slip into his beer to make him stop peeing ?
JayDee
well, I can formulate one if you can deal with one last piss...
he'll likely shit, too, and maybe foam a bit, but that's ok
Morticia
"Anonymous User" <anon...@remailer.havenco.com> wrote in message
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Well you whiney bitch I may just wait till I deckya ya know because
I think that YOU may be (giggle) the *roommate* or maybe I am just
drunk.
JayDee
good
all the better to fuck you dead...
or just make you puke all over the alley
too bad Micki died like Jimi & the others did
she was fun to tear clothes offa & make grin like a mofuckenota
Morticia
"JayDee" <ThatJ...@yahoo.con> wrote in message
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>"Anonymous User" <anon...@remailer.havenco.com> wrote in message
>news:18aac1f9cc07a433...@remailer.havenco.com...
>> My roommate drinks to much and just about every other night he
>pisses his
>> bed and or on the girl he brings home.
>> Is there a pill i could slip into his beer to make him stop
peeing
>?
>
>Well you whiney bitch I may just wait till I deckya ya know because
>I think that YOU may be (giggle) the *roommate* or maybe I am just
>drunk.
>good
>all the better to fuck you dead...
Promises promises.
I think I will make up a poem about it:
Promises, promises
That's all I get.
You say you will fuck me dead
But perhaps you are all wet
Indeed, as I sit drinking
My vod and blue koolaid
I am struck by the lack
Of getting action or paid
And now the pet recipe of the week:
Hamster and Cockatiel Casserole
12 little baby cute fuzzless hamsters (with their eyes still closed)
12 juicy fat slime-covered slugs(the black variety that squish
between your toes when you step on 'em)
1 small onion,diced
2 cloves garlic,minced
2 tbsp. oil
1/2 c. fresh bread crumbs
1 cup cockatiels,chopped,debeaked,feathers left on
Inserting your finger into the hamsters assholes, ream them out till
there is room to stuff a slug into each one.Browning on all sides in
the oil,remove from pan and set aside.Brown onions in same pan,add
garlic and cook for 2 minutes more.Place cute delicate hairless baby
hamsters
in rows in small casserole dish,sprinkle with the onion/garlic
mixture and the bread crumbs.Bake for 1/2 hr.,then scatter the
cockatiel pieces over the top and run under broiler till cockatiels
are just warmed.Use plenty of crusty bread to soak up all the
wonderful juices.Serve with a
nice green salad for a tasty nutritious dinner.
JayDee
<morty...@hotmail.dot.com> wrote:
>>Well you whiney bitch I may just wait till I deckya ya know because
>>I think that YOU may be (giggle) the *roommate* or maybe I am just
>>drunk.
whatta skunk fuck
likes to hit wimmen, huh?
wanna get dragged thru the desert behind a horse, fuckass?
>>good
>>all the better to fuck you dead...
>Promises promises.
well, I'm alwayz sure to keep the ones I make these-daze
I'm not good enough to tranzlate the activity over a virtual
link, tho...however, there's enough experience behind the-
knowing of how-it-izz to remember and know, in a virtual space
...that's a big-ol raaerr! & a half, ya-know
> I think I will make up a poem about it:
>Promises, promises
>That's all I get.
>You say you will fuck me dead
>But perhaps you are all wet
another raaerr! being wet is good 4 the head; duh
>Indeed, as I sit drinking
>My vod and blue koolaid
>I am struck by the lack
>Of getting action or paid
I'm not even smoaking any weed and itz early after-noon
...erf
um, I can relate, and it's not my fault, either, goddammit
>And now the pet recipe of the week:
>Hamster and Cockatiel Casserole
>
>12 little baby cute fuzzless hamsters (with their eyes still closed)
>12 juicy fat slime-covered slugs(the black variety that squish
>between your toes when you step on 'em)
>1 small onion,diced
>2 cloves garlic,minced
>2 tbsp. oil
>1/2 c. fresh bread crumbs
>1 cup cockatiels,chopped,debeaked,feathers left on
I rather have moa flambe...
>Inserting your finger into the hamsters assholes, ream them out till
>there is room to stuff a slug into each one.Browning on all sides in
>the oil,remove from pan and set aside.Brown onions in same pan,add
>garlic and cook for 2 minutes more.Place cute delicate hairless baby
>hamsters
speaking-of similiar-but-different mammalian activity...
I really must sand-off the ruffness on my pawz...
it's not nice to rip-up the insides of animals you like