Colorado Man Hospitalized After Trying To Get Spider Stoned

[Chris Bouchard]

Me: So, Jake. My friend told me about the story you posted on
Facebook and I looked it over. Why do you have a pet black widow
and why did you try to get it stoned?

Jake: Man, people are giving me so much grief about this right
now. I just like black widows. They’re cool looking. It’s not
really a pet because I can’t pet it, but I have a spider
aquarium and it’s for looking at.

I was getting super high with my buddies and decided to blow pot
smoke at it.

Wasn’t my idea, though. My friend Jay wondered what it would do
if we got the black widow baked. Would it fall off its perch?
Get the munchies?

Me: So how did you get bit?

Jake: Keep in mind, I was REALLY HIGH and wasn’t thinking. And
Jay wasn’t sure if the spider was getting high after I carefully
blew the smoke in, because it was just sitting there, so I got
up close and blew the pot smoke right in Andrea’s face and she
somehow got onto my neck and freaking bit the shit out of me!
So I went to the hospital and it was swollen BAD and I had to
stay the night, but it’s all good now. The bite’s healing.

Me: How is Andrea?

Jake: Jay wanted to kill her because he was PISSED, but she’s my
spider and I actually love her. I know she didn’t mean it
personally. I shouldn’t have been trying to blow pot smoke in
her face.

http://stuppid.com/colorado-man-hospitalized-trying-to-get-
spider-stoned/