Re: biblical?

[mimus]

On Feb 13, 6:22 am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org>
wrote:

> On Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:36:56 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > On Feb 11, 4:19 pm, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org>
> > wrote:
>
> >> On Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:29:45 -0800 (PST), mimus <mimu...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > On Feb 11, 9:23 am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org>
> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> http://bit.ly/WEyvM7
>
> >> >> imagine being an arachnophobic during that.
>
> >> > That's just a big social-spider sheet-web, man.
>
> >> i thot it was like spider facebook and they were networking.
>
> >> > Spiders can fly. I forget whether it's Spring or Fall, or maybe it
> >> > varies according to species, but they'll spin some web free out into
> >> > the air 'til the wind catches it, and next thing you know you've got
> >> > flying spider.
>
> >> i knew that and have seen them doing it. its normaly the smaller
> >> spiders i've seen doing it, the money spiders and maye a bit bigger.
>
> >> last year i found a jumping spider i'd never seen before, it was about
> >> the same size as a zebra jumping spider, but a metalic green and
> >> brown. i have no idea what it is as i couldn't find one like it when i
> >> searched.
>
> > Ooh-ooh, I've always been a Phidippus fan, even after one nailed me:
>
> i love thos little buggers. i often catch one on the wall and watch it
> jump from finger to finger, hand to hand. nono thinks they great and
> laughs like crazy when i put one on her hand.
>
> we get them indoors on the kitchen and dinningroom windowsil during
> the summer, its fascinating the way when you move, they follow you
> with thier eyes.
>
> > http://bit.ly/WFguwX
>
> i looked at every pick and didn't spot the metalic green and brown
> one.
>
> > One was on my bare thigh, me wearing shorts, I didn't see it and laid
> > my arm on it, it nailed me on the thigh, felt just like a red-hot nail
> > driven into my thigh, I flipped it to Hell, in five minutes there was
> > a solid red circle a good six-eight inches across on my thigh centered
> > on the bite, in another ten minutes it had faded completely . . . .
>
> > w00f.
>
> we only have, i think it is, a dozen or so spiders here that can bite,
> none of them are killers. my mate was dicking about with a garden
> spider and he pissed it off and it bit him. i like the bright scarlet
> ones which i've only ever seen a few of and seem pretty rare.
>
> http://bit.ly/XAyXKC

We have an Araneus here that makes thicker web-networks in the middle
of its very wide webs that leads to people calling 'em "writing
spiders":

http://bit.ly/X584ys

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They usually hang in the woods
until the insect-population drops in Fall
and then you'll see 'em set up closer
to houses.

[mimus]

> They usually hang in the woods
> until the insect-population drops in Fall
> and then you'll see 'em set up closer
> to houses.

Ah, actually genus Argiope, species aurantia, family Araneidae, so not
Aranea but Araneid . . . .

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[meowmix]

On Wed, 13 Feb 2013 08:25:22 -0800 (PST), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

i had one of those on my porch when i lived in va, it had built a
ladder type web with an impressive zigzag through it.


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[meowmix]

On Wed, 13 Feb 2013 08:55:06 -0800 (PST), mimus <mim...@gmail.com>
wrote:

what's the betting there isn't anyone alive in apa as the spiders
escaped and ate everyone.

[%]

no you didn't

[meowmix]

so that persistent rustling in the bushes was you and not a wild
animal, you creepy stalker?

[%]

no that was snuffwolf hoping to get gy with you

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> In article <f7298fb2-ddd3-450b...@z9g2000vbx.googlegroups.com>,

> mimus <mim...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > We have an Araneus here that makes thicker web-networks in the middle
> > of its very wide webs that leads to people calling 'em "writing
> > spiders":
> >
> > http://bit.ly/X584ys
>

> http://encyclopedia.ermarian.net/wiki/Spiders#Aranea
>
> An especially nasty form of giant spiders.

A Sydney Funnel Web could probably kick its ass.

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On Feb 13, 5:06 pm, "Howard Hughes in Chine Blue suede shoes,"
<chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> In article <f7298fb2-ddd3-450b-bdde-9841809ed...@z9g2000vbx.googlegroups.com>,

>  mimus <mimu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > We have an Araneus here that makes thicker web-networks in the middle
> > of its very wide webs that leads to people calling 'em "writing
> > spiders":
>
> > http://bit.ly/X584ys
>

> http://encyclopedia.ermarian.net/wiki/Spiders#Aranea
>
> An especially nasty form of giant spiders.

Reads like the Mirkwood bunch.

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