WM seeks Asian Ladies
Elric
goal I will do to the point of sacrificing my very existence. Please tell me how I
might do that for you.
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>My obsession in life is to pleasure Asian Ladies - whatever I need to do to succeed in that
>goal I will do to the point of sacrificing my very existence. Please tell me how I
>might do that for you.
NO PROBLM!!!! Id be hapy to help yuo end your existance. Heres what
I want yuo to do:
Read the society pages in yuor local newspaper utnil yuo see some
well-off man geting maried. Dress nisely and show up at the weding.
Watch quitly until the preist asks "if anyone knows a reson why these
two shoud not be united in eternal matramony, speak now or forever
hold yuor peice."
At tihs point stand up adn shout "I HAVE A RESON!". Survey the crowd
and make sure yuor eyes are full of convinsing tears. Then rip open
yuor shirt, reveling a large tatoo with the brides name on it, much to
the crowds astonashment. Stare intetnly at the bride and recite this
angwish filled soliloquy:
"Janet, yuo said yuo LOVED ME!!!!" <sob> "Yuo promnised me yuod chose
love over money, but now look at yuo! Yuo shoud have been *my* bride,
yuo cheep slut!" <wail bitterly> "Brad here is only half a man...he
left yuo so sexully unsatesfied that yuo came to me...and on me..."
<stare off into space, pretedn to lose yuor train of thogt for a
moment, ligtly touch yuor crotch then continue> "YUO TRATEROUS
BITCH!!!! Why did yuo have to do this? Why cant yuo jus tbe hapy
with one penis in yuor life???? Why cant it be mine????"
Turn and adress the preist. "Yuo, sir, watned to know if I have any
reson they shoudnt be united." <make yuor eyes well with tears> "WELL
HERES MY RESON!"
Pull out a chanesaw with "Mournblade" engraved on it and behead
yuorself onto the weding cake. Yuor goal here is to get as much blood
on the cake as posible.
Yuo will not soon be forgoten!
-vlad
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