masturbation club

[This_Guy]

like to have good clean safe fun ? like to masturbate? like to do it
with friends? CMC = Calgary Masturbation Club. Sit with friends,
masturbate, watch and get watched. open to all...straight, gay, bi, male
and female.
Simple Rules :
1. no drugs
2. no alchohol
3. have fun
please respond to the newgroup if you are interested. thanks and have
fun :)

[Just Me]

Include me in!

This_Guy wrote in message
<4lhx2.5560$l41....@news.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com>...

[Cindy]

YOu guys are funny.... Y do you hide your identity, you leave your IP
address wide open... just as identifying isn't it :o)

Oh and Have a nice day hahahah

[rocketman]

Tell me, how does one get together with or join The Calgary Masturbation
Club?
I am interested, so please let me know.

[Al Capone]

Cindy <"ydnic"@@home.com> wrote in message ...

>YOu guys are funny.... Y do you hide your identity, you leave your IP
>address wide open... just as identifying isn't it :o)
>
>Oh and Have a nice day hahahah

So, what would you do with that IP if know it?

You are embarrassed to picture the pile of people
masturbating together since you would never have
guts to do something like that, so you are trying to
think of some sort of threatening way to stop all that
by telling that there is the way to “identify” these people
through their IP… so you can actually stop by threat this “crazy”
idea. You actually think that someone would give a shit
even if you “the greatest hacker of all times” would come with the
list , names, and even birth certificates of the members
of the “club”… Nobody cares when you jerk yourself off…
Stop living feeling guilty…. And stop pretending that you
are a girl…. Several of your comments clearly show a
male mind…. Insecure and lonesome…

[Cindy]

Oh poor you.. nothing better to do than pick on me, go ahead.

I only questioned why they (comfortable enough to mastrubate in a group)
are so shy as to hide thier names.

I am by far a man, you clearly know that by now. My website has more Big
Beautiful Women on it(Yes, including me) than men that is for sure. If
you care to check it out feel free to email me.
I dare you......Sir Al Capone wannabe

CINDY

[This_Guy]

EVERYONE masturbates...face it..its fun. Let yourself go and enjoy
yourself with other like minded people. Masturbate with your friends
with the Calgary Masturbation club..watch and be watched with others
doing the same thing. Open to all..straight, bi, gay..male and female.no
drugs, no alcohol, just fun. If your serios, please send a short bio to
han...@hotmail.com [including your age} and why you would like to
partake. That simple :) Lets have FUN together. Get back to you soon!

[1]

Big Beutiful Women? Your pretty confident, and thats good, However..

There is NO SUCH THING.

so take My Ip Address, Tell the world..

FAT CHICKS SUCK!

And thats the bottom line, Cause CIVILIZATION SAID SO!

Cindy <"ydnic"@@home.com> wrote in article
<GYox2.5722$l41....@news.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com>...

[Cindy]

Well you are right on one thing hon.. some Fat chicks do SUCK.. and they
are good at it..

[1]

Yeah, Sucking up more Oxygen than your average human being..

Cindy <"ydnic"@@home.com> wrote in article

<g6sx2.5873$l41....@news.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com>...

[sp...@shaw.wave.ca]

Hi, I would be interested in your group activities. How often do you
meet and where?

Sam

[Marvin the Martian]

Ahh Cindy, how nice to read your rhetoric again. You have a fine whit and
good sense, especially when responding to the ignoramuses that pretend to
call themselves male. They certainly are not 'men' even if God gave them a
penis at birth.

I do hope that you realize that the responses you are seeing here are purely
juvenile and asinine with the sole intention of getting a rise out of you.
And you handle it well.

[Cindy]

Marvin :o)
Long time no see.. what have you been up to..

Hey thanks for the admiration :o)

Aahh these Guys (if you can call them that) have nothing better to do
than sit around their computers masturbating in the newsgroups.. hahah
me too i guess LOL. They probably like picking on me cause I am the
only woman in here that has a mind of her own. I won't put up with their
S**T

I know that their responces are juvenile, they are just yanking my chain
HA!! and hey I am yanking back.

Keep in touch

CINdy

[mambofrom...@gmail.com]

On Saturday, February 13, 1999 2:00:00 AM UTC-6, This_Guy wrote:
> like to have good clean safe fun ? like to masturbate? like to do it
> with friends? CMC = Calgary Masturbation Club. Sit with friends,
> masturbate, watch and get watched. open to all...straight, gay, bi, male
> and female.
> Simple Rules :
> 1. no drugs
> 2. no alchohol
> 3. have fun
> please respond to the newgroup if you are interested. thanks and have
> fun :)

Hey, I want to join in, 40, latino and lovee jerking off. When´s the next meeting? please let me know.

[wtw...@shaw.ca]

On Monday, February 15, 1999 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, Cindy wrote:
> Aahh these Guys (if you can call them that) have nothing better to do
> than sit around their computers masturbating in the newsgroups.. hahah
> me too i guess LOL. They probably like picking on me cause I am the
> only woman in here that has a mind of her own. I won't put up with their
> S**T
> I know that their responces are juvenile, they are just yanking my chain
> HA!! and hey I am yanking back.

> Marvin the Martian wrote:
> >
> > Ahh Cindy, how nice to read your rhetoric again. You have a fine whit and
> > good sense, especially when responding to the ignoramuses that pretend to
> > call themselves male. They certainly are not 'men' even if God gave them a
> > penis at birth.

No one asked you to "put up" with anything. YOU came into this thread of your own volition, and YOU decided to chime in with your judgmental hoity-toity attitude and ignorance.

But then, that figures. FAT CHICKS usually OVER COMPENSATE that way, shooting off their mouth, spouting a bunch of bullshit wrapped in layers of "female power" bravado and pseudo-ego, to make up for the fact society and/or MEN treats them like some kind of leper colony.

Maybe if society treats you like shit, it's cos you're fat, it's cos you're an obnoxious pig with an entitlement complex? But you make it all about the "oppression of the fat female".

If you need to feel better about yourself, that's fine. Get therapy or something. But coming into a forum online unsolicited, and belittling people (men) just to make your INFERIOR self feel superior, is unacceptable and, quite ironically, makes YOU the immature one.

You mock these guys for barely being men? Bitch, you are the furthest thing from being any kind of woman, and definitely you are no lady! You might have a cunt, but that's no reason to act like one.

Now, why don't you take your arrogant attacks rooted in man-hating FemiNazi propaganda, grow up, go devour a gallon of your favorite ice cream (which I assume you do when you get your fat ass handed to you), and think about your behavior.

But, what you're more likely to do, is act all indignant, maybe even try to "laugh this off" (to give the impression it doesn't bother you, when it probably does - crying yet?), and try and insult me with your juvenile pseudo-intellect and "whit" (perhaps with your loser "Martian" friend egging you on, who can't even spell "wit" properly ; "whit" means the smallest particle or iota, NOT one's style of humor - who's the ignoramus now, Marvin?), and act like you're STILL above everyone else here, all the while trying to convince us all (including yourself) that your being fat is somehow a good thing and should be revered like some kind of goddamned accomplishment.

If you don't approve of people masturbating or even talking about masturbating - in groups, online or offline, or even at all - then stay the fuck out of forum threads & groups dedicated to them.

No one invited you here, so your ignorant 2¢ (which is worth even less than that) is not needed nor welcome.

And don't hide behind "freedom of speech" excuses. Obnoxious morons like you are the reason why there should be some limitations imposed upon "freedom of speech", because obnoxious morons like you abuse it -- it's called "freedom of SPEECH" ; not "freedom of being a judgmental cunt".

You don't see us coming into your Fatty Farm webpages and mocking you for your chunky-cheek status. So kindly show some respect. Especially if you expect any.

Feel free to publish my "IP address" (which any idiot can obtain). In your case, an "IP address" is defined as the residence of an "Ignorant Porker".


I think that ice cream is calling you.


(PS, to anyone else reading this : I think Cindy is just mad at masturbators, cos guys prefer to masturbate than fuck her fat sorry ass!)

~ BN

[marxx...@gmail.com]

Would like to join. When is the next meet up?

[ryanande...@gmail.com]

Would love to join. I love to jerk off my hard cock a lot...
When is the next meeting???

[Happy Guy]

New here, anyone can show the rope?

[Happy Guy]

On Wednesday, 4 October 2017 06:37:32 UTC-6, Happy Guy wrote:
> New here, anyone can show the rope?

hello

[calgar...@gmail.com]

check out sites.google.com/view/calgaryjacks

[calgar...@gmail.com]

On Saturday, February 13, 1999 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, This_Guy wrote:
> like to have good clean safe fun ? like to masturbate? like to do it
> with friends? CMC = Calgary Masturbation Club. Sit with friends,
> masturbate, watch and get watched. open to all...straight, gay, bi, male
> and female.
> Simple Rules :
> 1. no drugs
> 2. no alchohol
> 3. have fun
> please respond to the newgroup if you are interested. thanks and have
> fun :)

check out sties.google.com/view/calgaryjacks

[hlea...@gmail.com]

Where is the masterbatin club in calgary like to join

[meeu...@gmail.com]

Hi, I'm interested to join. How does this work?
Kind regards,

[bcoc...@gmail.com]

Hey their I'm hardcock9214 and yea fat girls r good at it and I love masterbating

[granta...@gmail.com]

Like to join

[Dean M]

On Saturday, July 11, 2020 at 12:42:26 AM UTC-3, granta...@gmail.com wrote:
> Like to join
Hi new here

[Paulius Stonkus]

On Saturday, February 13, 1999 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+1, Al Capone wrote:
> Cindy <"ydnic"@@home.com> wrote in message ...
> >YOu guys are funny.... Y do you hide your identity, you leave your IP
> >address wide open... just as identifying isn't it :o)
> >
> >Oh and Have a nice day hahahah
> So, what would you do with that IP if know it?
> You are embarrassed to picture the pile of people
> masturbating together since you would never have
> guts to do something like that, so you are trying to
> think of some sort of threatening way to stop all that
> by telling that there is the way to “identify” these people
> through their IP… so you can actually stop by threat this “crazy”
> idea. You actually think that someone would give a shit
> even if you “the greatest hacker of all times” would come with the
> list , names, and even birth certificates of the members
> of the “club”… Nobody cares when you jerk yourself off…
> Stop living feeling guilty…. And stop pretending that you
> are a girl…. Several of your comments clearly show a
> male mind…. Insecure and lonesome…

good idea // november2021
yes august of 2000

[eric green]