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Isle of Skye

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Sep 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/11/99
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The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - means
"I came, I saw, I conquered."
Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:

Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran As Far Away As Possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Home And Rented The Video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted The New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I Created A Vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, The Truth Is Out There
Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I Wore A Feather Boa
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw; I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I Made A Horrible Screeching Noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I Went To A Spielberg Film
Veni, Vidi, Owie! -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran Over A Deer

And finally (adults only):
Voyeur, Vidi, Veni -- No comment...

....and its next logical progression:
Veni, Veni, Veni!

_________________________
Skye
I love laughing. --William Blake.

Michael Hudson

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Sep 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/11/99
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In article <7rdgd4$h...@journal.concentric.net>,

"Isle of Skye" <cgc...@concentric.net> wrote:
>
> ....and its next logical progression:
> Veni, Veni, Veni!
>
> _________________________
> Skye
> I love laughing. --William Blake.

Isn't that what Bob Dole said after he took the Viagra?

Mike<rd&hing>
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Isle of Skye

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Michael Hudson <mhhu...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> In article <7rdgd4$h...@journal.concentric.net>,
> "Isle of Skye" <cgc...@concentric.net> wrote:
> >
> > ....and its next logical progression:
> > Veni, Veni, Veni!
> >
> > _________________________
> > Skye
> > I love laughing. --William Blake.
>
> Isn't that what Bob Dole said after he took the Viagra?
>
> Mike<rd&hing>
> --

Couldn't prove it by me. I avoid the man at all costs. <G>

Skye

The SnowBaron

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Sep 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/13/99
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"Isle of Skye" <cgc...@concentric.net> wrote:

>The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - means
> "I came, I saw, I conquered."
> Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:

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I like your jokes. Do you make them up yourself?
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>Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping
>Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly
>Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis
>Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
>Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran As Far Away As Possible
>Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Home And Rented The Video
>Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
>Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
>Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
>Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
>Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted The New Frontier
>Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I Created A Vacuum
>Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, The Truth Is Out There
>Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I Wore A Feather Boa
>Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
>Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw; I Stuck Around
>Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
>Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
>Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I Made A Horrible Screeching Noise
>Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I Went To A Spielberg Film
>Veni, Vidi, Owie! -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
>Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran Over A Deer

>And finally (adults only):
>Voyeur, Vidi, Veni -- No comment...

>....and its next logical progression:
>Veni, Veni, Veni!

>_________________________
>Skye
>I love laughing. --William Blake.

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