Fuck You Yuppie
Elaine Richards
DrJimmy <drj...@iamdigex.net> wrote:
>Fucking materialistic windbags........Fuck you you fucking Docker shorts
>and moccasin
>wearing cunts! Land Rovers, Cell Phones, BMWs, Overpriced Supermarket,
>and mostly FUCKING STARBUCKS CUNT RAGS!!!!!!!!
Have you considered a new career writing for "South Park"?
E "Blame Canada!" R
DrJimmy
I'll take the abuse from you all, for you're all very good at writing
precise, cutting peeves, especially Geoff, but I just wanted to get one
thing off my chest:
I HATE FUCKING YUPPIES ON FUCKING CELL PHONES.
Well, I hate Yuppies as it is, but with this big electronic toy phase,
it can't get worse...can it??
Wherever I go: movies, food shopping, malls, library.... It doesn't
matter....It just doesn't matter.....
the YUP will be there...
I know it's just a matter of time before I see that droned out face
walking towards
me one hand up to the ear, and the shit eating grin on the face, as he
has to ask
his fucking cunt yuppie cock sucker wife what fucking brand of fucking
toilet
paper is it that he is looking for...... as she apparently sits at home
with the little fucking
brat named Cypher or some other yupped out lunatic name getting hand fed
and
spoiled rotten, and of course the LandRover is parked outside for easy
Yuppie
travel and comfort.....
Fucking materialistic windbags........Fuck you you fucking Docker shorts
and moccasin
wearing cunts! Land Rovers, Cell Phones, BMWs, Overpriced Supermarket,
and mostly FUCKING STARBUCKS CUNT RAGS!!!!!!!!
Thanks....I feel relieved....for now.
Francois
Didn't know Starbucks had vampire teabags.
Francois, milk AND sugar.
Alan Gore
>Your rant is so...Eighties. Let's face it, the cell phone quit being
>a yuppie status symbol many years ago. They have gotten so cheap that
>people are buying them because their home phone service was
>disconnected. I see old ladies paying for their groceries with food
>stamps, then talking on their cell phone during the bus ride home.
In fact, the hip setting these days is to leave your phone on
'vibrate' and send everything to voicemail.
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Art Walker
>In fact, the hip setting these days is to leave your phone on
>'vibrate' and send everything to voicemail.
I thought it was to leave the phone turned off, and state in your voicemail
announcement that you prefer to be contacted via email.
- Art
Scott
Alan Gore wrote:
> In fact, the hip setting these days is to leave your phone on
> 'vibrate' and send everything to voicemail.
Saturday night at "Cirque du Soleil", they had an announcement
telling people to shut off their cell phones. And wouldn't you
know it, there was some chowderhead who felt the rules didn't
apply to him. Wish I had one of those jammers...
Scott
Art Walker
>Saturday night at "Cirque du Soleil", they had an announcement
>telling people to shut off their cell phones. And wouldn't you
>know it, there was some chowderhead who felt the rules didn't
>apply to him. Wish I had one of those jammers...
9mm or .40 S&W?
- Art
DrJimmy
paying the cashier, completely
ignoring the clerk cause she was in the middle of a fucking conversation
with someone on her fucking
cell phone.. These assholes come walking into the A&P with their little
handbaskets and cannot get that damn piece of trash away from their
heads. What the fuck would these ultra-cellular drips do in the times
that their were no phones to carry about and you had to deposit dimes
and quarters into the phone to make that all important yupp connection?
Nothing. Yuppies need to be SEEN with these annoying toys and unless you
are getting held up or have a flat tire, or have been in an accident, or
are stuck in traffic and your spouse worries about you, that's
fine...but to over inflate the ego and have to reach out to everyone and
make people feel like puking, then your over the intolerance line and
you really need to investigate why cellular phones and materials items
need to be around you constantly. You can't wait to come out of the A&P
and make a call? You can't call from home? Then I see these shit
heads leaving work, and as soon as they get in the car, they are on the
phone leaving the parking lot!? YOU JUST LEFT YOUR FUCKING OFFICE??
CAN"T MAKE THE CALL THAT YOU ARE LEAVING FROM THERE AIRHEAD????????
FUCK OFF YUPPIE SCUM.....Go off the cliff in your Lincoln Fucking
Navigator or your Yuppie "Land Rover" and DONT come back......
"Land Rovers......My god.....These people wouldn't even go near a woods
or a dirt road and must have the Land Rover to clog up MY passing
lane....IDIOT FUCKS...
Scott wrote:
> Alan Gore wrote:
>
> > In fact, the hip setting these days is to leave your phone on
> > 'vibrate' and send everything to voicemail.
>
> Saturday night at "Cirque du Soleil", they had an announcement
> telling people to shut off their cell phones. And wouldn't you
> know it, there was some chowderhead who felt the rules didn't
> apply to him. Wish I had one of those jammers...
>
> Scott