I thought I was under the limit! 472

Cobweb

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Jul 2, 2002, 1:11:23 AM7/2/02

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On Fri, 28 Jun 2002 07:00:22 GMT, willy...@hotmail.com wrote:

>Have you ever left a bar or a friends house after a couple of drinks and thought you were under the limit and OK to drive until you blew over after being stopped by the police. Yeah, it happened to me! I lost my license, lost my job, spent thousands on a lawyer and now have a criminal record. All because I had two beers and a shooter and blew 1.0 blood alcohol.

That's pathetic.

If you were goin for the DUI, why didn't you go the full monty with a
nice 2.4BAL?

Honestly, I don't see how you can live with yourself.

Cobweb
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Otto Bahn

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Jul 5, 2002, 1:46:59 PM7/5/02

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Who the fuck drinks two damn beers and a shooter...?
And then ***STOPS*** drinking????

Fuck! That ain't no grace post. I bet it was sherriff
Mike and he busted the clown for being sober.

List the bastard,

Otto Bahn
Durham Atomic Project

Cobweb

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Jul 6, 2002, 12:18:05 PM7/6/02

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On Fri, 05 Jul 2002 13:46:59 -0400, Otto Bahn
<JGA...@CCIS1025.mc.duke.edu> wrote:

>Cobweb wrote:
>>
>> Honestly, I don't see how you can live with yourself.
>
>Who the fuck drinks two damn beers and a shooter...?
>And then ***STOPS*** drinking????
>
>Fuck! That ain't no grace post. I bet it was sherriff
>Mike and he busted the clown for being sober.

Couldn't've been Mikey. He's too busy punching his own clown to bust
someone elses.

>List the bastard,

T### - willy...@hotmail.com - dosn't drink responsibly.

Otto Bahn

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Jul 8, 2002, 9:26:29 AM7/8/02

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Cobweb wrote:

> >> Honestly, I don't see how you can live with yourself.
> >
> >Who the fuck drinks two damn beers and a shooter...?
> >And then ***STOPS*** drinking????
> >
> >Fuck! That ain't no grace post. I bet it was sherriff
> >Mike and he busted the clown for being sober.
>
> Couldn't've been Mikey. He's too busy punching his own clown to bust
> someone elses.

Good lord, has it come to that? At least tell me
he doesn't refer to chrome unless he is polishing
his bumper...oh fuck it and nevermind.

The moon is a harsh mistress, indeed.

Mike S. Medintz

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Jul 8, 2002, 4:02:06 AM7/8/02

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Otto Bahn wrote:

> Fuck! That ain't no grace post. I bet it was sherriff
> Mike and he busted the clown for being sober.

.10 g/210L is pretty piss poor performance. It's a damn lightweight drinking
some kind of low-alc Arbor Mist crap.

Anything shy of .30 is weak and pathetic and the Office of the Sheriff has
no desire to hear about it.

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Mike S. Medintz <med...@mindspring.com>

Otto Bahn

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Jul 10, 2002, 1:51:03 PM7/10/02

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Mike S. Medintz wrote:
>
> Otto Bahn wrote:
>
> > Fuck! That ain't no grace post. I bet it was sherriff
> > Mike and he busted the clown for being sober.
>
> .10 g/210L is pretty piss poor performance. It's a damn lightweight drinking
> some kind of low-alc Arbor Mist crap.

Fuck, Arbor Mist sounds like a douche product. It's
definitely not a Paverly beer.

> Anything shy of .30 is weak and pathetic and the Office of the Sheriff has
> no desire to hear about it.

Your BAL should never drop below the calibre of your
ammunition. What was he was shooting, fucking blanks?

And .22's are for girls.

scottscottscott

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Jul 12, 2002, 2:20:53 AM7/12/02

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Otto Bahn <JGA...@CCIS1025.mc.duke.edu> wrote

> .22's are for girls.
>

That's why a woman's BAC should never be less than her *bust size*

Scott

Otto Bahn

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Jul 12, 2002, 10:57:10 AM7/12/02

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scottscottscott wrote:

> > .22's are for girls.
>
> That's why a woman's BAC should never be less than her *bust size*

That would explain why oriental chyks have small tits.