Cobweb made me feel like the PitSlave[tm] that I am 4671

[Cobweb]

ybw...@windthorpe.com has completely lost his mind. For example:

> Want to talk with 100% REAL horny girls?
> This is something VERY new in phone sex.
> The women on the line are NOT paid.
> They call for free phone sex with guys like YOU!
> 50 cents - $1.99 per minute (depending on method of payment)

I'm not going to List[tm] this one just yet - They might be onto something
if I've got this right....

#1 - A desparate freaker with something that might pass as a vagina calls
phone number one at no cost or compensation.

#2 - A mindless tosspot with a credit card calls phone number two costing
$0.50 + $1.99/minute.

#3 - The Smut Provocateur holds the two phones together, like a mechanized
monkey who's cymbals are stuck together, all the while adding some "Oh,
fuck me!"'s and "Cum in my ear!"'s here and there for ambiance. All the
while, collecting $0.50 + $1.99/minute.

Why the fuck didn't I think of this?

Cobweb
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