Paver's Creed

[frank...@gmail.com]

When's the last time you saw this???

We believe in a completely Paved Earth.

Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass,
and scurrying creatures. With every breath
We act to right this terrible wrong.

We believe in The Plan (tm).

The Plan (tm) is the final word; it brings us
the knowledge of the twin pleasures:
Speed and Convenience.

We believe food should be enjoyed.

"Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature.
The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.

We believe in the Depletion of scarce natural resources.

Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as
half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.

We believe in a sky roiling with Smog.

The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint
on Our HyperCars (tm).

MZ - The PaveGeek
- It's about time.

[frank87]

On 2008-07-26, frank...@gmail.com <frank...@gmail.com> expressed:

> When's the last time you saw this???

1997, where is the list of important people?

Greetings,
Frank

[morpheus...@gmail.com]

You mean this one?

--- Begin PPP ---
The Pavers Protection Plan

The PPP exists in order to identify those individuals who have
demonstrated supreme knowledge blah blah blah and not be linked
in anyway blah blah with the Plan[tm] blah blah or the List[tm].



1. The PPP Members
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Paver Identifier Description
-------------------------- -------------------------------------------------
Max Natzet Driver/Paver
Jeanne Kowalewski PaveGoddess(tm)
Frank Laurijssens Paver, Driver, Burger Eater, Beer Drinker
James Wolff PaveStudent
Martin Adamson Computer Paver, Co-Listkeeper (The Orthodox One)
Michael Eisenstein Leveller of Mountains, Filler of Oceans
Pendor Oil & Gas Exploration and Exploitation
Art DeBuigny Undercover Operative for PaveWorld,
Chairman/Dictator Paveworld Food and Drink
Commission, Part-Time destroyer of plant-life
Anne Beckwith Driver/paver, Defender of the Holy Cheeseburger
Ogre Pavescientist/Driver
Suzy Mounsey Student/Drinker/Driver
Most Holy Head of Engine Design, Harley-Davidson
HyperCars (tm)
Selena Brewington Paver (tm), PizzaMan destroyer, Tassle-flipper
Otto Koppius Paver(tm), PaveGuerrilla
HEAVY Plan(e)t Spanner Paver & Plan fundamentalist,
Guardian of the holy word,
Accuser of Heretics
Loran Z. Gutt PaveStudent, PavePage(tm) Maintainer
AmazonPaveMistress Head of Rainforest Asphalt Network
Founder:PaveColoradoFirst!
Keeper of the Creed(tm)
Dean Smith Paver, Driver, Heretic Baiter
Dan Thies Superhero - DeathKnight of the Sacred Asphalt
Maximum Leader, Glorious People's LKWC Brigade
Pave002, SPBBPS
AI Programmer by day
Mike S. Medintz PaveRedneck, Consumer of Beer
Terje Bless Paver
Recon Team Squad Leader
Graeme Lindsell Physicist and Paver
Pete Gontier Paver
Mr. Rock-n-Roil PavePatriot
Investigator of Heretical Behaviors
Instigator of Riots and Public Mayhem
Sean Finnegan ("Finn") Paver/Roadie



2. Probationary, potentially heretical in word but not in deed
==============================================================

Paver Identifier Description
-------------------------- -------------------------------------------------
Alexis Manning President, Chrome the Moon Faction
Dave Rogers PaveScientist and heretic
Steve Rogers HyperTransitVan-Driving Moon-Chroming Swine
Giles Bowkett CEO, PetroFood, Inc.



3. Probationary, insufficient posts to apte for background checks
=================================================================

Paver Identifier Description
-------------------------- -------------------------------------------------
Aurienne Paver


4. Posthumous Retired Pavers[tm] (the fight was long and hard)
==============================================================

Paver Identifier Description
-------------------------- -------------------------------------------------
Ian York Paver Protection Plan Administrator;
Trademark Approval Review Committee Chairman;
Chief Executive Officer, Paver Petty Cash Fund;
Associate Manager, PaveStores International
--- End PPP ---

[chuck.e....@gmail.com]

I seem to remember The Sacred Cheeseburgers being a part of The Creed.

[Dean Smith]

On Sunday, 6 December 2015 10:49:42 UTC-7, chuck.e....@gmail.com wrote:
> I seem to remember The Sacred Cheeseburgers being a part of The Creed.

It certainly is.

[eis...@gmail.com]

Brings a tear to me eye, it does

[kenbi...@gmail.com]

STILL have my PPP around here somewhere ?

[Mark Law]

I worked with Pete Gontier on this. I probably have the original somewhere dipped in asphalt and set on fire.

That was a fun time. It cool that it is still belching exhaust after this much time.