What the living fuck is THIS?
Frank Emsley
Talk about heresy. Paving(tm) inherently implies doing so with asphalt. To
suggest that there is even a remote possibility of paving it with any other
substance (e.g. Don Henley's internal organs) is insane and unPaverly(tm).
While I would give up a couple pf paychecks to see Don's guts slathered
around the planet a few times, I would hardly think that this activity would
have to be explained as NOT being the goal of TOTNG. To ask what would be
used to Pave(tm) the earth is not just heresy, it is stupid, sick, and
chromerly.
JesusChrysler, Do I have to explain EVERYthing around here?
MZ - The PaveGeek(tm)
- Paving the Poundment.
frank...@gmail.com
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> > alt.pave.the.earth.with.asphalt???!?!?!?!
>
> > Talk about heresy. Paving(tm) inherently implies doing so with asphalt. To
> > suggest that there is even a remote possibility of paving it with any other
> > substance (e.g. Don Henley's internal organs) is insane and unPaverly(tm).
> > While I would give up a couple pf paychecks to see Don's guts slathered
> > around the planet a few times, I would hardly think that this activity would
> > have to be explained as NOT being the goal of TOTNG. To ask what would be
> > used to Pave(tm) the earth is not just heresy, it is stupid, sick, and
> > chromerly.
>
> clearly marked as Dangerous Heresy, even where not scribbled in the margins.
> You need a clay or packed earth underbase, and then a mixed asphalt/gravel
> base to support the upper layer of asphalt. The Rocky Mountains aren't gonna
> level themselves, you know.
>
> Of course, if you've misplaced your copy of the Plan[tm], just say so. I've a
> handy little list for people who find themselves in such straits.
>
> -MH, ListKeeper[tm] at Large
Ah, the point has been missed.
And, no, I do not need a copy of the Plan. My copy has been in my
possession since around, what, 1996? I don't need a new one. Newer
"versions" of The Plan end to have insane (gagspitcough) chromeristic
tendencies.
As to the point of my post...
The idea that there is a group called alt.pave.the.earth.with.asphalt
is insane and heretical. The existence of this group implies that the
earth could be paved with anything OTHER than asphalt. Heresy, for
sure. And where'd you get the idea that I'd just want to dump asphalt
on the planet? It's not like you found this post on
alt.dump.asphalt.on.the.earth.and.just.leave.it.there although that
newsgroup is a far sight better than most of these fucking POS NGs.
In any case, it's nice to see that someone still posts here. I've been
away too long.
MZ - ThePaveGeek.
- Crosspostin' and Paving The Premises.
P.S. Where the fuck is Otto?
dave....@yahoo.com
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> > P.S. Where the fuck is Otto?
>
Dunno, the moon's not bright enough to see by. Where the fuck is Max?
From the serpent tongue of the Listkeeper[tm],
Dave Rogers
Prez of the Chrome Moon Faction
frank87
> -MH, ListKeeper[tm] at Large
Wher is the List[tm]. Mine is a bit outdated...
Greetings,
Frank
Frank Emsley
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Max? Damn. I haven't thought of him in ages. Sup, Dave?
MZ - the PaveGeek.
- Paving the premises.
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>Sup, Dave?
Yes, frequently. Beer and cheeseburgers, of course.