TOTNG, What happened?
Frank Emsley
I look at TOTNG and see nothing of its former greatness. No Ottobot, no
(gagspitcough) HPS, no Tiny, no nothing. It's OK though, I've been making
inroads here in Colorado and that is what really counts.
Rather than go through all of the hassle of assigning the Paving crew the
arduous task of clearing out the center of the state, we, the
PaveColoradoFirst(tm) faction, have cracked the state database and have
switched out the civil engineering plans with a copy of The Plan(tm). While
it will be hard for the governor to explain why the state's road employees
are Paving(tm) Antartica, it is a step in the right direction and
PaveDayOne(tm) will be here sooner than expected.
There was a modification to the initial agenda in that Grand Junction,
Colorado, was to be Paved(tm) first. This is to be done first simply because
I absolutely hate that bunch of no good, sister porking, one legged, goat
roping, piss-poor-excuses-for-organ-donors and I can't wait for the
sceamining of those useless pieces of shit to begin as they look up to the
sky waiting for their Final Judgement(tm). While hardly Paverly(tm), the
previous sentence was definitely one of the more run-on things I've written
in a while.
Anyway, it is good to be back and, with some help, TOTNG will once again be
awash on non-chromerly Paving(tm) activity.
MZ - The PaveGeek(tm)
- Where the fuck is the HPS?