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David Dalton

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Oct 29, 2013, 9:50:19 PM10/29/13
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Here's a story I obtained by perineum click divination,
so it probably isn't true:

Sarah Mclachlan and I are fallen angels. Before this life
we were angels in the beyond afterlife (or heaven), from
which there is usually no reincarnation. However this was
overridden since in a previous life as human lovers we had
died together and vowed to come back. Also we died in a
pre-Stonehenge era in part of what is now France,
sacrificed to the sun by people from what is now known
as Italy.

(I believe that there is an afterlife from which there
can be reincarnation and a beyond afterlife from which
there is usually no reincarnation.)

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Archangel Michael

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Nov 18, 2013, 7:07:56 AM11/18/13
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"David Dalton" <dal...@nfld.com> wrote in message
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> Here's a story I obtained by perineum click divination,
> so it probably isn't true:
>
> Sarah Mclachlan and I are fallen angels. Before this
> life
> we were angels in the beyond afterlife (or heaven), from
> which there is usually no reincarnation. However this
> was
> overridden since in a previous life as human lovers we had
> died together and vowed to come back. Also we died in a
> pre-Stonehenge era in part of what is now France,
> sacrificed to the sun by people from what is now known
> as Italy.
>
> (I believe that there is an afterlife from which there
> can be reincarnation and a beyond afterlife from which
> there is usually no reincarnation.)
>


That is absolutely not possible as all Angels are male, so
the woman you speak of could not possibly be an Angel.
As for you, Angels certainly do not perform Carnal Sin with
woman - so there is no chance you would be an Angel if you
do that kind of thing with a woman.
You are merely having puerile fantasies.

Angels are all male and they are totally and wholly and
completely devoted to God
I can assure you they do not spend time with mortal women
and they would never ever be tempted by one into Sins of the
Flesh, Angels are totally immune to any Temptations from
women unlike ordinary mortal men who often fall into Sin and
Temptation.

You should not blaspheme against Angels or besmirch the Good
Name of Angels the way you do, that kind of thing is quite a
big SIN and is actually punishable after death.

Angels are all male. God does not employ any women in ANY
capacity.

David Dalton

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Nov 19, 2013, 9:14:10 PM11/19/13
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In article <rqniu.351189$Oj5.2...@fx02.iad>,
I don't believe that all angels are male. But even
if they were they could reincarnate in female form.
Even if Sarah and I were angels in a past life
(or past beyond afterlife) we are human now.

And you are a sexist asshole for suggesting that
God does not employ any women in ANY capacity.

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