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Téa Smith

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Feb 10, 2002, 7:46:14 AM2/10/02
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"Typhoid" <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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: If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
: up when you're done.
:
I would argue that the seat down is it natural state, so you would be
putting it 'back'

:)

Dyna Soar

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Feb 10, 2002, 7:52:24 AM2/10/02
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"Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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A typical chicken/egg scenario..
;-)

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Dyna.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Jaze

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Feb 10, 2002, 8:03:19 AM2/10/02
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Typhoid <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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> If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
> up when you're done.

I go wee wees in the hand basin.
>
> --
> Typhoid
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Horry Wachope

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Feb 10, 2002, 3:50:15 PM2/10/02
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On Mon, 11 Feb 2002 00:03:19 +1100, "Jaze" <q...@q.com> wrote:

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>Typhoid <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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>> If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
>> up when you're done.
>
>I go wee wees in the hand basin.

I go wee wees in the kitchen sink.

Sometimes I do poo poos in the shower and then squash it down the
drain with my foot.

RMG

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Feb 10, 2002, 4:30:46 PM2/10/02
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Jaze <q...@q.com> wrote in message news:3c66...@usenet.per.paradox.net.au...

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> Typhoid <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
> news:MPG.16d0ea85d...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
> > up when you're done.
>
> I go wee wees in the hand basin.

Jaze= PP


Mark Caplin

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Feb 10, 2002, 10:11:09 PM2/10/02
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"Horry Wachope" <horryw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I had been afflicted with diarrorhea for about 4 days, and while I was
having a shower I felt the urge to go. I went into a semi squat position
and let it rip. Well to my totally amazement I had firmed up considerably
since my last movement. A rather large and sticky nugget popped out. I
tried as you described to push it down the drain with my foot but the mesh
was too fine and I really had to work it. Some of it squished up between my
toes. In the end I had to force down with the toilet brush. Out yeah, the
grout became slightly discoloured too.

Téa Smith

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Feb 10, 2002, 10:39:37 PM2/10/02
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"Mark Caplin" <mke...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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: "Horry Wachope" <horryw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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EWWWWWWWWWWW ;)


Derek Pattison

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Feb 10, 2002, 10:53:39 PM2/10/02
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> If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
> up when you're done.
>

theres a simple solution that solves the argument... but is rather
counterproductive.

put both the seat and the 'lid' down, so the women dont 'fall in'. if you do
happen to piss on the lid during a late night piss, you're not the one that
has to clean it, and if you are... then get a new wife :)

Cheers,
Derek


Peter Lucas

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Feb 10, 2002, 11:45:14 PM2/10/02
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"RMG" <r...@gil.com.au> wrote in message
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Or is that "Jaze Does PP"


Lea B

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Feb 11, 2002, 2:30:53 AM2/11/02
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"Téa Smith" <> wrote ...
> "Typhoid" <> wrote ...

> : If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
> : up when you're done.
> :
> I would argue that the seat down is it natural state, so you would be
> putting it 'back'


It would depend on the toilet's 'natural habitat'.
Is it a town toilet, or a country toilet ?
Does it dwell in a jungle full of men/boys ?
Or live in a village of women ? :)


Téa Smith

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Feb 11, 2002, 2:59:38 AM2/11/02
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"Lea B" <l...@ijustdontcare.com> wrote in message
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: "Téa Smith" <> wrote ...

oooh.... I can see it now. PHI3456: The Philosophy of the Toilet.


Peter Lucas

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Feb 11, 2002, 9:35:51 AM2/11/02
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"Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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> "Mark Caplin" <mke...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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[snip]

> EWWWWWWWWWWW ;)

My thoughts exactly!!


The Raven

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Feb 13, 2002, 3:39:25 AM2/13/02
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"Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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I would argue that leaving it up leaves it in a higher energy state than
leaving it down.

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The Raven

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Feb 13, 2002, 3:40:51 AM2/13/02
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"Mark Caplin" <mke...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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You'd be popular in the prison showers then.................

The Raven

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Feb 14, 2002, 5:39:18 PM2/14/02
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"Typhoid" <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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> The Raven wrote:
> > You'd be popular in the prison showers then.................
>
> You know this how?

Undisputable media evidence, cop shows. :-)

> Been talking to matty?

Nope, he's in solitary :-)

The Raven


The Raven

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Feb 15, 2002, 7:16:36 PM2/15/02
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>Typhoid" <rp_ty...@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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> So the conjugal visiting rights have been suspended? How sad for you.

Yes it is sad, now you have nothing else to do but hang around here.

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