Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty on
A: Ghoul aid.
Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He did not have a haunting license.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
Q: Where do most ghosts live?
A: In North and South Scarolinas.
Q: Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?
A: She wasn't his blood type.
Q: What kind of car does Dracula drive?
A: The bloodmobile.
Q: What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his teeth
A: Bat breath.
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road??
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
A: Scream of wheat!
Q: What is a ghost's favorite pie??
A: Boo Berry!!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school??
A: Because his heart wasn't in it.
--Amy F. age 11, Arlington,VA
Q: What did the wicked chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
--From Pastor Bob
Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
--David age 9 from Pennsylvania
"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."