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Oct 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/30/99

(Why Don't you print these and hand them
out with the treats for the kids...)

Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty on
A: Ghoul aid.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul!

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He did not have a haunting license.

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.

Q: Where do most ghosts live?
A: In North and South Scarolinas.

Q: Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?
A: She wasn't his blood type.

Q: What kind of car does Dracula drive?
A: The bloodmobile.

Q: What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his teeth
A: Bat breath.
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road??
A: To get to the body shop!
--From Martha

Q: What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
A: Scream of wheat!
--From Avis

Q: What is a ghost's favorite pie??
A: Boo Berry!!
--From Donald

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school??
A: Because his heart wasn't in it.
--Amy F. age 11, Arlington,VA

Q: What did the wicked chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
--From Pastor Bob

Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghost-Cards!
--David age 9 from Pennsylvania


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"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."

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