100% reliable contraception is inconceivable.
Serious campers are intense.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Sports people can avoid the pain of defeat by wearing comfortable
Nut screws washers and bolts. (Headline following a laundrerette sex
Poetry written upside-down is inverse; poetry of very few lines is
A girl who screamed and shouted for a pony got a little hoarse.
The carpenter's heavy tools were uncomfortable so he got a little
Nuns generally wear plain colours because old habits never dye.
The days of the pocket diary are numbered.
Lions eat their prey fresh and roar.
Old bikes should be retired.
Geometry holds clues for the meaning of life; look and you will see
You can't beat a pickled egg.
If a leopard could cook would he ever change his pots?
See one melée of unruly people and you've seen a maul.
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds?