the girl who was magic
kutaman
+++
who th fuck
would want th east coast of america
ya gotta be jokin man
fuckin
resource wasteland
who are they kiddin ?
+++
nirvana
'all apologies'
+++
like any fuckn idiot would be
stupid enough to want
the american homeland
+++
really cant understand why they spend so much on defense
+++
dumb idea man
+++
billions
+++
got tickets on emselves
+++
"musnt upset th great"
"north american empire"
+++
fuckem if they cant take a joke
+++
can i have my drugs now paulo ?
"yeah alright jen"
.
.
.
+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++
did i really
say at a party last night
that i woke up one morning
with a hard
over delta goodrem
just
cant believe i shared that
+++
even i said it was
well wrong man
+++
do they really think
that some fucker is gunna invade their shithole
+++
who'd wanna take on that many fuckin paupers
+++
unbelievable
+++
roberta flack
'the first time'
+++
yr kiddin computer
+++
even just takin th eastern seaboard isnt
a viable proposition
it doesnt pay enough
+++
leave th fuckers to their
deluded imaginings of
how great they are in th world and
+++
give it up for
american moral high ground
+++
"ok killer"
"u can talk"
+++
oh there ya are
+++
do re mi
'man overboard'(remix)
+++
nice magic
+++
"th plain and simple kind"
+++
oh there ya are - man overboard
+++
wish every clue came as an opposite paulie
+++
"do u understand how any of it works?"
no
doesnt mean i cant use it however
"a quarter million deaths"
my black magic is big
+++
"sell yr soul to th devil"
and th god
we got two
personalities
+++
th devil' calling
more deaths we see
that havent happened yet
+++
how do i play this one paulo
they so zenophobic
+++
'as it lies"
+++
i dont get that paul
+++
hmmm
+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++
th yanks are more
self sensitive than th british
if we do liek we did
with th british
and post for a week
in a shakespeare newsgroup
before th british got hit by th bombers
in july last
my chances at havin an air conditioned head
go up too high
to be bothered playing
+++
but
+++
the oracle of kuta
wouldnt be much of an oracle
if she hadnt of posted all those messages
squeelin at th british
u got a problem comin
+++
i'm stuck between a rock and a
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
hmmm
+++
my psychic investigations
lead me to believe
september 28
refers to
america
th crazy americans
+++
i see deaths happen before
long before
they ocurr
six months before th tsunami hit
i was already screaming i'm sick of predicting mass death
i will return to predict
mass death
in precisely six months time
th tsunami hit
one day after
i was supposed to be
back on th job
+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++
i was just
seein
a hundred and twenty five thousand ppl dying
and yeah
this
backwards psychic blog does have
me
asking for th huge wave
some time before
+++
squeeling in my
psychic blog for weeks before it hit
i see a
big splash
+++
but nostradamus
he's a better seer than i am
+++
his fans are legion
+++
two weeks
before
th first kuta beach bombings
i wrote kuta
on th mountain of
kuta
on th road
twice
and the
DATE
mt coot tha
th cunts
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi girlflen'
+++
"asian cunts"
are we prejudiced kutaman ?
"i just kill ppl who kill aussies"
+++
we have a problem with th
northern pakistan earthquake
+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++
"i'd prefer to ride my unicycle"
it';s raining outside
+++
seven days before th
second
kuta beach attack
i started squeelin loud
in this psychic blog
will it kill me htis time
when th cunts attack kuta beach
again
+++
fuckin dangerous for a psychic
to be sayin that shit
and th
attack came seven days later
+++
after which
we waited
seven days
me beeing th
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
we pointed th bone of death at
the islamic terrorist cunts
th very soul of the problem and
northern pakistan earthquake
hit th next morning
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++
"we didnt give seven days warning"
we were a bit vague
"too general ?"
it was fuckin big
"wot's yr problem jenny ?"
we joined th war on terror and
went after a different bunch of
thugs than th ones we were hit by
+++
"we got dr azahari"
"dr death in twelve days"
yeah but
th smiling assassin is STILL
smiling
"we both agreed"
"not to throw that "
"retaliation strike at th indonesians"
"we did ask for that big wave"
i've got work undone
+++
fuck th americans and their problems paulie
i'm more concerned about
MY
borders
+++
"you cant stop"
"bits of th future"
"that u know they'll experience"
"from droppin in this blog"
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
blog - surfers
+++
"net surfers, readers of blogs"
+++
enough explanations
"u have to reveal technique occasionally jennifer"
+++
yr right
i cant stop clues to
th future
it's wot we trained to write
they're fuckin mad paul
+++
we have been managing to shit in th mix
"and make it harder to read"
i tried damn hard to
cloud everything we put in that
shakespeare newsgroup
+++
"musta worked mi6 never came calling"
+++
009 man
"how deep are we in it already ?"
"come on babe"
"ya drop into skatebowls on a unicycle for fucks sake"
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++
it doesnt creep over the edge
it drops
no traction
air
+++
burn water
crazy eddie is sometimes
right
the stoners bible
+++
pj harvey
'send his love to me'
+++
can i ask th bible a coupel of questions ?
"dont u do that every time u writ ein here ?"
yes wiz
+++
i'm a bit pissed at ya god
the land
kuta
whatever ya wanna call yrself
i can see
that all those kids died in those
fuckin religious schools
and kinda
see th why of it
but to have i thappen and
see it happen and
throw such a big curse
doing kuta's bidding
i know usama declared war on
all earthly religions
but it wasnt their whole religion that did it
+++
marilyn manson
'tainted love'
+++
i think we're showin too much bias in this conflict
+++
"the soloman islands are damn near a failed state"
tonga is about to erupt
+++
if th oz continental plate
continues pushin and
another volcano goes blewey
i'll get advance knowledge wont i ?
"as ever"
+++
dusty springfield
'goin back'
+++
"it aint about to turn around and head south"
+++
any chance i could have
actually felt
small tremors thru th plate we live on
a week before those fuckers hit
we got two tsunamis on our
belt
+++
"that doesnt account for yr succesfully knockin off"
"three different"
"one man only targets"
kadaitcha man targets
"yeah"
can i whack penn gillette ?
"i'll think about it"
he deserves it
and i wouldnt bee the
instrument of his death
+++
shakespears sister
'i dont care'
+++
we know what u think kuta
on this issue
if we wanna beesting
we'll ask for one
+++
we've learned targeting th
kuta beehive can bee
kinda interesting
ya got th wrong dr death bitch
+++
was suppposed to bee
dr death from bundaberg
kuta
i dont like u makin yr own decisions regarding
targeting
+++
i know i said
but there are
two
dr deaths
right after i pointed th bone of death at im
dr azahari was a fuckin good kill but
why didnt ya knock off both ?
+++
i dont care if you act like a queen - lyric
+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++
unfortunately
th events described in this
psychic blog
are real
+++
"was police killed dr azahari bomb maker - dr death"
+++
"we're still fuckin happy they did"
"we got our kill"
+++
"love it when th pigs do my work"
"for me"
+++
kuta doesnt see us havin a problem with
havin another go at ya
dr death
from bundaberg
but th king bee has spoken
for th moment
yr safe from my beesting
+++
vanessa amorosi
'shine'
+++
[deleted]
+++
[deleted]
proscribed
secret mens business
+++
+++
and one day your magic will move mountains
i agree with ya mr gallico
a most magical book
+++
had i known
on th first reading
that my magic would
one day move mountains
i wonder what i would have said
young seven yr old boy
+++
system f
'cry'
+++
stop crying little man
magic can
always bee seen two ways
you see th future thru a mirror
it comes in opposites and
it's painful to th
viewer
+++
but th psychic in you
little man
has always known
how many ppl
you will kill
+++
an older version of you
sent back th figure
sixty five million
makes our quarter million seem less
insane
+++
of course he was lying
he looks forward to when humanity
counts it's population in planets and not
in mere billions
are you ready to soak those numbers up young man ?
occasionally we lose
a whole planet
th universe isnt
friendly
+++
the verve
'come on'
+++
th super sensitive psychics see
thru time
and space
+++
why did i propose marriage
to nicole kidman
a yr to th day before
she went and got married
so my psychic blog would have her
wedding date
a year before she had it
+++
nobody asked th question
+++
i know how my psychic blog works
most things
i see in opposites
+++
u cant see ppl dying in th future
without wishing them
dead
it's a hell of a profession
+++
but
th juju my kind
possess
is our greatest weapon
against alien invasion
from outer space
where th big kiddies play
+++
every fuckin
electrical signal we send
into space
someone else's
ceti project
is reading
+++
every one of these
words
included
+++
our electrical signals are starting to trigger
alarm bells elsewhere
+++
we've been
found
+++
i make it less than eighty one light years paulo
+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++
"it aint that close u can ride a bicycle there"
funny
+++
means i;m right
kutaman ?
"we've been detected"
how long have we known ?
[proscribed]
+++
i'm betting alcor
"are ya now"
i picked th last melbourne cup winner
seven days before they picked th field
"u were fuckin an ex female jockey at th time"
"and she didnt back it"
fuckin redheads
+++
"th horse not th rider hey"
+++
"jennifer"
+++
U2
'with or without you'
+++
"ok dear"
+++
i'm watchin ya cunts
always
+++
they arent good kind benevolent feelings
we'e pickin up from
these alien fuckers paulie
"well"
"they wouldnt be fellin too crash hot about what they pick up from"
"general humanity either dear"
or us for that matter
"we're a rapacious species"
"it;s how ya get to th top of th food chain"
and stay there
"tell that to th women"
we're in two minds about
th signals we are gettin
we get so many things backwards
but some are just
overt
it is life
and i'm still getting
fratricide
+++
what sentient
plant species
are u fuckers on about
+++
"at least th psychic council is talkin to ya again"
+++
yeah but i'm still in trouble
+++
pink floyd
'time'
+++
i played fast and loose with time
so
+++
pricks arent even alive yet
and they're already giving me th shits
+++
i did what had to be done and
yeah i know
dont i stand on my own toes
paulo doesnt fling it about
willy nilly
+++
hey paulo
"yeah jen"
i got stung for that six foot tsunami too
"cunts"
+++
well th guy on th telly asked for it
and i figured i can grant wishes and
it hit seven days later
"with a little pushing"
in th mobile phone network
th pricks know about it though paulie
and not from wot we wrote about it
+++
pissed as
+++
go and get fucked cunts
+++
009 is border security
it's his
job
+++
just cause we dont do
our old witchdoctor magic
ridin our unicycle in th surf anymore
well not in four months or so
doesnt mean i'm not still
on th fuckin job
+++
patrolling th borders
+++
alcor
+++
flight sim
'T140'
+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt2'
+++
what are th pigs gunna be liek in space
and who are they
+++
"and are they we"
+++
earthian
+++
"and still divided by country"
and race
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
magic on
+++
one species
or i'll ventilate yr skull
+++
"does it always have to be that way"
"with a threat"
what else do humans understand ?
+++
"until there's a real"
"perceived threat"
"from outside"
"humanity will not unite"
+++
but paulo
we're blathering into th heavens
about ourselves
worse
than i do
we sheild nothing
+++
like a blind antelope
in th middle of savannah
screamin it's lungs out and
th lioness can just walk up to kill it
+++
4 non blondes
'what's goin on'(techno remix)
+++
get her and her sister's
blonde manes
all covered in idiot creature blood
+++
top song in th play list is off
goats head soup
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
fuck politically correct
we need more than one planet
for species survival
for
longer than a politicians term of office away
+++
every minute
of every day
we send out electrical signals
farther
and farther
into th void
about which we know
very little
that isnt written in
light
+++
machine gun fellatio
'take it slow'
+++
th speed of light
isnt fast enough to cross th void
i dont listen to some cunt who died yrs ago
tellin me i cant go past
his speed limit
+++
i can point the bone of death
at selected targets and
and watch their death in my television
within th
traditional time frame
+++
if i see
things before they are going to happen
i see faster
than light speed
+++
and yeah it was
also june 25
when th oracle of kuta bailed off th net
squeeling she was sick of predicting
mass death
back in six months
+++
laurie anderson
'it tango'
+++
made it december 25
huge fuckin wave
over a hundred and twenty five thousand ppl
december 26
+++
u hear me out there fuckers
u listen good
that one
we struck
a full year and a half
before th event
that triggered us
+++
terrorist cunts gunna hurt us
aussies
get fucked
here
u cunts cop this huge wave
and it all
duly happened
weird writin the stoners bible
+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++
my drug hell
+++
hell of a name for a band
how ya gunna throw a clue to that hey
+++
"weird writin the stoners bible"
+++
how we train
our gift
+++
i like that oen paulie
want soem more drugs and
coffee pls
"comin right up"
"scuse i"
.
.
.
intermission:
joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++
sometiems it's
an emotion i associate with that song or
th person
i associate with that song
sometiems it's
word play
sometimes it's
just th opposite
sometimes it's
th words in th song
th lyrics
+++
and sometimes i write a dud
and th last line doesnt
leave a clue
to th next song
that hasnt started playin yet
+++
powderfinger
'since you've been gone'
+++
ah well
+++
that hasnt started playin yet
since you've been gone
+++
th chuckleheads
i share a planet with
arent thinkin about u fuckers
out there
dont for one second think that
we
arent
+++
th observer always
shits in th experiment
+++
budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
+++
select indoor budgie hunting rifle
twelve bore i think paulo
+++
little bugger has shit all over th floor
worse than our new cat man
+++
knock off any more of my ppl in yr
dirty underhanded way and i'll
do th same
to you
+++
yr still not worried about internal detection ?
"dont give a fuck"
ok
+++
helps u been dead once already
+++
"makes one serene"
felt th serenity of death
+++
"i still ride my unicycle with my eyes closed"
i'll worry when ya stop then
+++
we're tryin to decide
where our borders lie
+++
?
'track 3'
+++
canned heat
'going up the country'
+++
we're the oldest living
human civilization
we're on th top of th fucking globe
arrogant cunts
+++
down under
my arse
+++
huge letters across our fuckin desert one day cunts
TOP
and written
right way up
if ya hold antarctica to th top
+++
with an arrow
+++
the earth
we thought about
it's ostentatious
top is funnier
+++
pj harvey
'long snake moan'
+++
our electrical signals
have been travelling at th speed of light now
for about a
hundred years
+++
a globe in space
two hundred light yrs
wide
that's a lot of fuckin stars
+++
and th number grows
every fucking day
+++
one day
will we be
so rapacious that we
prey on
early electrical civilizations
that havent attained a
stardrive yet
+++
well
+++
would we do it ?
+++
the black eyed peas
'smells like funk'
+++
instead of proving
new ground
and knockin off
primitive alien planets
th more ruthless of us would
of course be
lookin for ready made
distribution and transport networks and
relative ease of
taking over
profit
+++
with a board to answer to and
stockholders back on
dear earth
+++
ubt if we dont
continue to be
a rapacious species
another rapacious species
will knock us off
and declare a profit
+++
"i dont like our position"
+++
skyhooks
'living n the seventies'
+++
this is th noughties
thirty odd yrs ago
"our position is no different than then"
"still usin th same technology"
"to get into space"
+++
we got that from world war two technology
+++
u told that guy
there wouldnt be a world war this yr
i dint blink
when israel invaded her neighbour
a bit later in th yr
+++
i know it fosters technology
it's wicked
+++
eminem
'lose yourself'
+++
it's not a winnable conflict
there's hardly a country in th world
that;s
conquerable
+++
"one big rock from outer system"
"and th whole fuckin lot's gone"
+++
overkill
+++
"we live on th bottom of an accretion sphere"
a gravity well
"call it wot u will"
+++
we have limited time
"and that's against natural events"
there are no natural events
+++
how good is my personal survival chip ?
"we unicycle into skatebowls"
not what i asked
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
we're thinkin on th suspension unicycle
ok god
tryin to knock over some
secret mens business
while it's raining
+++
i asked for twelve inches
we've seen about a half inch so far
+++
"dont bitch"
i wont
"remember last time"
green skies for six days
i asked one simple question man
+++
our worst weather week
"in recorded history"
+++
so it wasnt our worst weather week
"yr one of th local witchdoctors dear"
+++
i dont ask for rain often
"pisses down"
did drown th indy race twice
funny
+++
had to do it a second time
to be sure
you know
+++
my life has been forfeit for a long time kuta
wot do ya want bitch ?
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
stupid volcano
+++
"she's suppposed to be extinct"
+++
all in love with dyin and
comin down th mountain
lyric
+++
mother volcano u
gave us th great gift of
warmth and life and
u fuckin kill lots of ppl
+++
[water fire]
+++
yes kuta
+++
[you were born on that cusp for a reason]
+++
[u killed th last european bee that came across your path]
i kill one in two that come too close
used to bee allergic
[we are stingless bees]
tel me another one kuta
+++
Ludwig van Beethoven
'Symphony No. 9' (Scherzo)
+++
very ancient hey
[i can still hear the music]
+++
.
.
.
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From'(REMIX)
+++
if i told u
wot i really see
flyin thru th void
th cannisters of shit
we're cartin across th universe to
seed another early life planet
for us
would you believe that ?
took me long enough and
i saw it
+++
system of a down
'lost in hollywood'
+++
bullshit's
town
+++
just
kept seein these
tanker after tanker of
flyin shit
no human on board just
robot freighters
+++
not hollywood's picture of us
humanity
conquering space
wouldnt make much of a movie
shipping our shit
from this massive
aggregation of humans
livin in free space
not planet bound
+++
but i get th sense
this massive city
in th void
has five or so planets
it calls it;s own
+++
once th chicks started livin in space and
their tits stopped saggin
we've never looked
back
+++
agriworlds and
industrial worlds
strippin resources
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
it's just a speed limit
imposed by some
german guy a hundred yrs ago
jeez we're fuckwits
+++
i'm havin trouble
with th population
of this burg in space it's
way bigger than i thought it was
and it is
us
+++
humanity
and one species
+++
i cant quite grasp th size
it's got
gravitation
it's that big
no order to be made of
a visual from th outside and
this isnt th pirate raft
we were seein some time back
+++
it's stationary in space for one thing
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++
so many many steel drums
spittin out of th thing and
flying away
and returning with
food and ores and
processed goods
+++
it's not self sustaining
+++
only an empire
can big build
this large
+++
it's
near this
really small
safe
sun
micro variable and
no sun this size
supports life
naturally
+++
most of th traffic coming in and out
is inanimate
computer directed
+++
i see other
human planets
like th earth
crawling with humanity but
some choose to live in
the void
+++
less rock flyin about this
small star and
this place is considered th safest
human refuge
+++
a huge hive of
human activitiy
in a dead
miniscule star system
+++
is it in a gas cloud ?
+++
something for kate
'three dimensions'
+++
it's shielded
and i'm too
immature a seeker
cant penetrate
th pirate raft
i saw onboard
this is much later
they resent me looking
+++
ignorant savage i am madam
as my savage's
blue balls every day
testicles
will attest
u still fuck
+++
"wasnt a barb at yr body or"
"th condition we live with"
"was at our untrained to her"
"mind"
we've taken a footstep
+++
"and we're as funny as those"
"first black and white silent movies"
+++
i can kill u and make up th reason later
cunt
+++
the offspring
'she's got issues'
+++
"ok bitch"
+++
"u got issues"
+++
u can get fucked bitch in th future
i know yr city security
didnt mean to pull yr chain
we're just inquisitive where all that shit
came from
not my fault i see your
shit in my
dreams
+++
"she's got her nose out of joint"
well it does seem funny
robot freighters full to th gunnels with their excrement
+++
new improved
shit in a can
been bothering me for a while
+++
the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
+++
dont get mad
get even
spray his wardrobe with
new improved
shit in a can
finest grade spack monkey
shit
+++
been tellin
shit in a can jokes for years
took yrs to understand
i was seein em
flyin thru space
very weird
+++
shit in a can
+++
yr right paulo
she doesnt love me
havin a good giggle at her expense
+++
ya might be able to hide that
city
from humanity's enemies but
i can see it
+++
the prodigy
'firestarter'
+++
u started that little sun
[proscribed]
pricks
+++
"where are they pirate jenny ?"
in th rift
in a big gas cloud
is thin as but
there's fuckin lots of it
"just black from th outside"
yeah
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"i think u found an outpost"
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she was pretty nasty
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"least u got an ident"
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a pict
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yr no seriously gunna tell me
u folk have stopped pillaging th galaxy
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you might have a fuckin rule
that says u dont take
higher planets
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ween
'push th little daisies'
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an official policy maybe
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we dont knock over any planet got any life form
higher than a daisy
yeah right
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and before ya came to this policy
officially
how many planets did you
knock off with
sentient species
then shut th fuck up
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nickelback
'how you remind me'
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dont give me yr
high and mighty ideals
they dont feed and water
four billion pigs
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she called me a ruthless
early man
"didnt have a slang at yr fucked up"
'sexual identity"
we're a creature of balance
land surfer dude
"we're not surfin on th wheel tonight"
it's stopped drizzling
"there's more coming"
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"she didnt mean it in a bad way"
no
she didnt
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black eyed peas
'my humps'
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nice tits
jump up and down
"she's weightless dickhead"
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never encountered walls like that before
most humans are
almost transparent
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we got some shit to do in
real life
in th here now
so i'll spoke at ya some other time
we're both pullin
border security
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do re mi
'man overboard'(remix)
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she was pretty mellow kutaman
"one species babe"
this is thru time
"should that make it any different"
"i think she'll be more than happy to provide us with"
"th details we want"
i'm not in a hurry
"are we ever ?"
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it's fuckin cheating
"we already been caught"
kutaman
"yeah"
who are this other mob
that we got in trouble from
"it's a federation"
are we in it ?
"it's not all human"
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i got busted for that busines with our unborn daughter
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"and for th unborn son"
yeah but he's born now
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jewel
'the new wild west'
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said his name
when i came
andrew
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freaked his mother out
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ok babe
he'll be born on
a monday
at three
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he was
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freaked his mother out
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at th age of four
i see him
cryin his eyes out
big time
and he not
fifteen minutes after conception
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at four and half
she ripped ya away and
i havent seen ya since
hey this is oz
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fuck did u cry
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yr mother was scared of me
seventeen yrs
workin as a minder
in th carnival
th underworld
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yr mother was magic
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if i masturbated about her
she'd ring
and complain
wanted you
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
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i had visions
i was in them
lyric
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one day
kuta
the land
our religion
oldest religion on th planet earth
will grab u too
fuck all u can do about it
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she had a higher personal kill count than i did paulo
"i know"
fuck man
"had to happen some time"
almost in shock
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nine inch nails
'fuck you like an animal'
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i'm thru with flirtin with dickless tracys
from a coupel of thosuand yrs from now
ok
lemme go psychic blog
.
.
.
pirate jenny
'kutaman"
"the land surfer"
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p.s.
u get last word kuta volcano
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Unknown artist
'track 15'
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[jewel - artist]
[a long slow slide - lyric]