Legend has it that the Kadaitcha Man is an Austrailian aboriginal
medicineman\witchdoctor. He is greatly feared and purported to be
endowed with great knowledge and power. They are only supposed to travel
at night with their feet covered in emu feathers. If the Kadaitcha Man
is sent after someone they are sung to death and a bone is pointed at
them. Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it, sits
down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
An investigation into the legend by Professor Ludwig Mueller of the
University of Stroble, in Berlin, shows that as usual in these cases, it
is just a legend. Herein are outlined the legend and facts.
Legend: A Kadaitcha Man is an Australian aboriginal medicine
man/witchdoctor.
Fact: The Kadaitcha Man is actually known in the aboriginal tribe as the
"Village Bitch". When a tribal member's wife dies, the Kadaitcha Man
sexually services the male tribe member for up to one year. Tribal
law dictates the male member may not remarry until a full year has
passed after the death of his spouse. Depending on the tribe members
age and number of widowers in the village, this could be quite
distressing and unhealthy for the Kadaitcha
Man.
Legend: Kadaitcha Men are men of knowledge & power and are greatly
feared.
Fact: They are greatly feared, but not because of their supposed
knowledge and power. It has been found that if a tribe member loaned the
Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife), there
was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned, and if
they were returned, they would not be in the same condition as they
were.
Legend: They only travel at night. With his feet covered in emu
feathers, it's impossible for experienced trackers to say from where he
came & whence he went.
Fact: While it is true that they only travel at night with their feet
covered with emu feathers there is a rational reason for this part of
the legend. Their
feet are covered in emu feather so no one can hear them creeping around
the village at all hours of the night doing their thing. Actually
because of what they do, there is no reason to wear anything else but
emu feathers on their feet.
Legend: If a Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone, the victim is sung to
death & a bone is pointed at them.
Fact: Sometimes after their sexual encounters the Kadaitcha Man starts
talking and singing and the next morning the tribe member has been known
to tell his fellow members that "After I had the Kadaitcha Man last
night, he talked and sang
me to death". A computer nerd friend of mine once told me that In
today's society the Kadaitcha Man would probably be a regular subscriber
to an
Internet newsgroup. As for the bone pointed at the victim, I will not go
into that, and leave it to your own imagination.
Legend: Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it,
sits down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
Fact: In today's language this would be summed up by saying of the
Kadaitcha Man "he bored me to death".
And there you have it. Another legend shot to hell.
I have corrected some typos and grammar thanks to someone who was kind
enough to point them out to me in the first and I hope many posting.
Thanks friend and by the way, Linux sucks, Windows Rules! Its XP for me
brother.
Lame trolling attempt noted.
Nominated in the peanut gallery as the "Lamest poster in usenet history"
This one is a determined little shite...!
<snipped Puffnutt's childhood story>
What a cummy, errr crummy sounding name that you have!
That's a fact Jack
> Legend: A Kadaitcha Man is an Australian aboriginal medicine
> man/witchdoctor.
That's also a fact Jack
> Fact: The Kadaitcha Man is actually known in the aboriginal tribe as the
> "Village Bitch". When a tribal member's wife dies, the Kadaitcha Man
> sexually services the male tribe member for up to one year. Tribal
> law dictates the male member may not remarry until a full year has
> passed after the death of his spouse. Depending on the tribe members
> age and number of widowers in the village, this could be quite
> distressing and unhealthy for the Kadaitcha
> Man.
Utter bollocks.
> Legend: Kadaitcha Men are men of knowledge & power and are greatly
> feared.
Fact Jack!
> Fact: They are greatly feared, but not because of their supposed
> knowledge and power. It has been found that if a tribe member loaned the
> Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife), there
> was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned, and if
> they were returned, they would not be in the same condition as they
> were.
Fuckin' crap! Australian boongs haven't evolved to the bow and arrow stage.
> Legend: They only travel at night. With his feet covered in emu
> feathers, it's impossible for experienced trackers to say from where he
> came & whence he went.
That's another fact Jack
> Fact: While it is true that they only travel at night with their feet
> covered with emu feathers there is a rational reason for this part of
> the legend. Their
> feet are covered in emu feather so no one can hear them creeping around
> the village at all hours of the night doing their thing. Actually
> because of what they do, there is no reason to wear anything else but
> emu feathers on their feet.
Tell that to the tribes of darkies who descended on Camooweal in the mid
1970's who fucked off real quick when an enterprising local copper put the
word around that the kadaitcha was active.
> Legend: If a Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone, the victim is sung to
> death & a bone is pointed at them.
Thats a fact Jack
> Legend: Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it,
> sits down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
Tell that to the poor cunt who has been sung.
> Fact: In today's language this would be summed up by saying of the
> Kadaitcha Man "he bored me to death".
Death by whichever cause remains death.
>
> And there you have it. Another legend shot to hell.
Nice try Fucknutt.
Sam
That's a fact Jack!
> > An investigation into the legend by Professor Ludwig Mueller of the
> > University of Stroble, in Berlin, shows that as usual in these cases, it
> > is just a legend. Herein are outlined the legend and facts.
Stroble or Strogle as in strogleburger (vernacular - dickhead)
> > Legend: A Kadaitcha Man is an Australian aboriginal medicine
> > man/witchdoctor.
That too is a fact Jack
> > Fact: The Kadaitcha Man is actually known in the aboriginal tribe as the
> > "Village Bitch". When a tribal member's wife dies, the Kadaitcha Man
> > sexually services the male tribe member for up to one year. Tribal
> > law dictates the male member may not remarry until a full year has
> > passed after the death of his spouse. Depending on the tribe members
> > age and number of widowers in the village, this could be quite
> > distressing and unhealthy for the Kadaitcha
> > Man.
Complete and utter bollocks
> > Legend: Kadaitcha Men are men of knowledge & power and are greatly
> > feared.
Fuckin' oath they are.
> > Fact: They are greatly feared, but not because of their supposed
> > knowledge and power. It has been found that if a tribe member loaned the
> > Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife), there
> > was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned, and if
> > they were returned, they would not be in the same condition as they
> > were.
What utter, utter shite. Austrlia's boongs haven't evolved to the bow and
arrow stage yet.
> > Legend: They only travel at night. With his feet covered in emu
> > feathers, it's impossible for experienced trackers to say from where he
> > came & whence he went.
That's another fact Jack!
> > Fact: While it is true that they only travel at night with their feet
> > covered with emu feathers there is a rational reason for this part of
> > the legend. Their
> > feet are covered in emu feather so no one can hear them creeping around
> > the village at all hours of the night doing their thing. Actually
> > because of what they do, there is no reason to wear anything else but
> > emu feathers on their feet.
Their feet are covered in feathers so it is nigh on impossible to determine
whether they were coming or going. i.e. Is he among us or does he arrive
from outside?
> > Legend: If a Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone, the victim is sung to
> > death & a bone is pointed at them.
Thats another fact Jack - especially if your are the darkie who has been
sung.
> > Fact: Sometimes after their sexual encounters the Kadaitcha Man starts
> > talking and singing and the next morning the tribe member has been known
> > to tell his fellow members that "After I had the Kadaitcha Man last
> > night, he talked and sang
> > me to death". A computer nerd friend of mine once told me that In
> > today's society the Kadaitcha Man would probably be a regular subscriber
> > to an
> > Internet newsgroup. As for the bone pointed at the victim, I will not go
> > into that, and leave it to your own imagination.
What utter bollocks. Tell that to the tribes of darkies who invaded
Camooweal in the mid 1970's until an enterprising local copper put out the
word that the Kadaitcha was active.
> > Legend: Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it,
> > sits down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
That's definitely a fact Jack.
> > Fact: In today's language this would be summed up by saying of the
> > Kadaitcha Man "he bored me to death".
Death by any cause is still death.
> > And there you have it. Another legend shot to hell.
Nice try Fucknutts.
Sam
> What utter, utter shite. Austrlia's boongs haven't evolved to the bow
> and arrow stage yet.
And that's a fucking fact.
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