How to become a linuxfuck
Kadaitcha Man
Set the IDE channel as the boot device
Boot from the linux CD
Commence installation
Wait... wait some more... wait....
Press Alt-F4 to view the kernel messages
See the ATAPI device continually resetting and note CRC errors
Conclude that the CD is rooted
Burn another CD and reboot
WOAH! TYhat was fast!
Select language
Accept bullshit license
Select
The moose
US KBD
Std security level
Easy password
Use free space (you were smart enough to leave space before)
Select packages
Office
Game
Multimedia
Internet
Network
Config
Console
Development
Server
KDE
Gnome
Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
20 seconds left...
Set root password
An easy one
Create a user
Select KDE as the GUI
Preparing boot lader...
Shit - it wants to install LILO
Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
Enable ACPI
Select advanced options and do a quick check
Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
Set correct timezone
Configure the graphical interface
Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have to
come later
Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic video,
it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Select XFree4
Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
Test the video config
Start Xfree at boot
Configure the network
LAN connection
Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
as the gateway device
Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on 192.168.1.110
Apply the settings
Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
Download updated packages... hmmmm....
Give it a try... bringing up the network
Look at the list of mirrors
Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
to find the fastest
ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
Try a cherman server...
ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1 minue gone
2 minutes gone
3 minutes gone
Ah... change CD...
another minute gone
Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
Asking again - fucking linux
Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB of 3764MB
Expect a long wait...
Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors are
woefully
slow
While you're waiting for the D/L...
Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and get
told where you can pay for it
BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
Bringing up the network again
Select another FTP server
Around and around we go...
Choose the next fastest server
Install 332MB this time
Ok, it's installing...
kdebase
Check the internal server and the anonymous gateway...
Good... linux is going direct and not via the anon
gateawy
Installing...
drakxtools-newt
Orbit2.1
GConf
drakxtools
bootloader-utils
libkdecore4
.... yawn
15 minutes left (est) for about 300MB... roughly
20MB/minute
FUCKING BULLSHIT - the pipe is 9MB/minute max.
HAHAHAHA!!! Watch time remaining go
up
Make a note of the time... 2:25PM and go for a wank
2:34PM and it's
done - odd
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Get told to reboot.
HUH? LILO wants me to choose...
linux-enterpris? [sic]
linux
linux-nonfb
linux-smp
Eenie meenie miney moe... take the default
linux-enterpris? [sic]
BWAHAHAHHA!!! BOOM! AUTO-REBOOT!
try linux this time
Ah... fucking idiot linuxfux - putting a menu option for something that
does not exist as the default option - fucking moronic cunts
Oooooh... I'm a linux virgin... "the first time wizard" is here...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking moric twats... choose your desktop
KDE was chosen ages ago - do it again BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Choose mail client - look at options on screen and go for a piss
go for a smoke, too
Make a mental note that some console shit flew past earlier about CPU0
--> mental note: See if this fucker detected CPU1 as well
BWAHAHAHAH!!! The mail configuration won't let me set a different login
for SMTP and POP3
Point the news server to the internal server on 192.168.1.103
BWAHAHAHAAH!!! Give me your name and address - get fucked
Here comes KDE...
Start Konkerror...
www.google.com...
HAHAHAHA!!! It went direct and not via the anonymous gateway
got www.google.com.au
Have to fix that - at least it worked
You are now a linuxfuck - start checking and configuring
Configure network... proxy... point the bastard at the anonymous
gateway...
Turn off the proxy and see if there's another way...
Go into mandrake Control Centre and set the gateway to point
to 192.168.1.110 instead of 192.168.1.1
Nope... no option to set a password for the gateway
set the network back to direct connect - anonymous browsing
goes out the window for now
Make a mental note to check anonymous usenet posting after
a cup of coffee
Deal with the outstanding mental note to make sure this bastard
identified both Xeon processors...
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fucking linux - Only found a single Xeon
... wonder what the fuck 5570.56 bogomips are
go and make coffee
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John Bailo
> Deal with the outstanding mental note to make sure this bastard
> identified both Xeon processors...
> BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fucking linux - Only found a single Xeon
> ... wonder what the fuck 5570.56 bogomips are
> go and make coffee
what does your /proc/cpuinfo look like ?
Kadaitcha Man
I'd tell you if I knew how to get that. I'm a n00b, remember. And I've been
using linux just long enough now to know that my brain is going
aaaarrrghhh!
If I can get this other CPU going and upgrade to 2.6.x kernel, I'll persist
with this OS. Mandrake 9.2 is much better than 9.1 - it's not as slow -
nowhere near as slow. I'm going to have to work on this interface, too.
It's too chunky for me. I put the improved speed down to having real nVidia
drivers - hooray.
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John Bailo
> John Bailo wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
>>> Deal with the outstanding mental note to make sure this bastard
>>> identified both Xeon processors...
>>> BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fucking linux - Only found a single Xeon
>>> ... wonder what the fuck 5570.56 bogomips are
>>> go and make coffee
>>
>> what does your /proc/cpuinfo look like ?
>
> I'd tell you if I knew how to get that.
Can you open a terminal?
It should be on the menu under System Tools.
If you can, type the following command:
cat /proc/cpuinfo
That is an informaiton text file that will tell you what the system thinks
in terms of what CPUs are there and what their specs are...
> I'm a n00b, remember. And I've been
> using linux just long enough now to know that my brain is going
> aaaarrrghhh!
>
> If I can get this other CPU going and upgrade to 2.6.x kernel, I'll persist
> with this OS. Mandrake 9.2 is much better than 9.1 - it's not as slow -
> nowhere near as slow. I'm going to have to work on this interface, too.
> It's too chunky for me. I put the improved speed down to having real nVidia
> drivers - hooray.
--
Bush 2004
An Open Source Administration
Kadaitcha Man
news:kd97101d77slja6tv...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:
>
> >Download and burn the .ISOs
> >Set the IDE channel as the boot device
> >Boot from the linux CD
> .
> . <snip K's full Linux [not]install>
>
> In all my years (more than 6) piddling around with and installing the
> various flavours of Linux I've not seen an install go as shite as
> yours has. You're not trying to install it on your Dreamcast are you?
The difference is that, as a dyed-in-the-wool Windows user, I am alert to
things that your linux addled mind would never notice, or would conveniently
ignore out of sheer mental laziness.
--
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d2004xx
> Download and burn the .ISOs
> Set the IDE channel as the boot device
> Boot from the linux CD
> Commence installation
> Wait... wait some more... wait....
> Press Alt-F4 to view the kernel messages
> See the ATAPI device continually resetting and note CRC errors
> Conclude that the CD is rooted
> Burn another CD and reboot
> WOAH! TYhat was fast!
> Select language
Isn't it good to buy one CD for all languages?
> Accept bullshit license
At least it doesn't say something like "you don't own the software,
despite of that you did pay a lot for it.."
> Select
> The moose
> US KBD
> Std security level
> Easy password
This can make people feel their computers will be secure after
installing linux.
> Use free space (you were smart enough to leave space before)
Everybody knows I'm a fucking moron and I can do this well. What's
your problem?
> Select packages
> Office
The office is free and included in the distro, unlike M$-office, which
takes you extra 1+ hours to install.
> Game
As above.
> Multimedia
As above.
> Internet
As above.
> Network
As above.
> Config
As above.
> Console
As above.
> Development
As above.
> Server
As above.
> KDE
As above.
> Gnome
As above.
> Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> 20 seconds left...
Only 260 seconds!!
> Set root password
> An easy one
> Create a user
Same as xp.
> Select KDE as the GUI
> Preparing boot lader...
> Shit - it wants to install LILO
> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
Did it ever fail for you?
> Enable ACPI
> Select advanced options and do a quick check
> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
Did you complain "Let XP fuck your LILO" when installing XP?
> Set correct timezone
Same as xp.
> Configure the graphical interface
> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have to
> come later
Can't you just wait?
> Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic video,
> it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
It becomes smart now. :)
> Select XFree4
> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
My linux box uses 1400x1050. :)
> Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
> Test the video config
> Start Xfree at boot
> Configure the network
> LAN connection
> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
> as the gateway device
I can set this within 5 seconds.
> Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on 192.168.1.110
> Apply the settings
> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
Automatic update!
> Give it a try... bringing up the network
> Look at the list of mirrors
> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
> to find the fastest
> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
> Try a cherman server...
> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
Your internet connection is too crap :D
> Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> 1 minue gone
> 2 minutes gone
> 3 minutes gone
> Ah... change CD...
> another minute gone
> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
> Asking again - fucking linux
> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB of 3764MB
> Expect a long wait...
> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors are
> woefully
> slow
You live in antarctica?!
> While you're waiting for the D/L...
> Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and get
> told where you can pay for it
> BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
You should change the shit ISP...
Only one reboot!
If I'm not wrong... it's used by some drivers/apps which need timers
more accurate than the hardware clock on your shit PC (10ms)...
> go and make coffee
espresso or latte?
Kadaitcha Man
> Everybody knows I'm a fucking moron and I can do this well. What's
> your problem?
I don't have a problem with your clear statement.
> unlike M$-office, which
> takes you extra 1+ hours to install.
Bullshit.
>> Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
>> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
>> 20 seconds left...
>
> Only 260 seconds!!
Yes. It's a very fast machine. The slow part was downloading the patches and
updates over my 1.5Mbps pipe.
>> Select KDE as the GUI
>> Preparing boot lader...
>> Shit - it wants to install LILO
>> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
>
> Did it ever fail for you?
It has often fucked up the MBR and clobbered Windows installations. It seems
to have improved a bit though.
>> Enable ACPI
>> Select advanced options and do a quick check
>> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
>> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
>> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
>
> Did you complain "Let XP fuck your LILO" when installing XP?
Not at all. XP goes on first so there is no LILO. Besides, I can promote and
demote disk device slots in BIOS, so this linux installation doesn't even
know about my Server 2003 installation on my RAID drives. It only knows
about the XP on the secondary IDE channel. Neat, huh.
>> Set correct timezone
>
> Same as xp.
In case you hadn't noticed, the subject header says "How to become a
linuxfuck". The post is a blow by blow description, you dumbfuck chong.
>> Configure the graphical interface
>> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have to
>> come later
>
> Can't you just wait?
No. I have a 21" monitor and the low resolution with 60Hz vertical refresh
is fucking awful to look at. Nobody in their right mind would stay with that
display mode then spend hours trying to learn.
>> Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic video,
>> it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> It becomes smart now. :)
Yeah. After the fact.
>> Select XFree4
>> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
>
> My linux box uses 1400x1050. :)
As I said, I've got a 21" monitor. This beast is going to 1600*1024 at 100Hz
very shortly. I just haven't got around to doing it yet.
>> Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
>> Test the video config
>> Start Xfree at boot
>> Configure the network
>> LAN connection
>> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
>> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
>> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
>> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
>> as the gateway device
>
> I can set this within 5 seconds.
Yes, so?
>> Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on
>> 192.168.1.110 Apply the settings
>> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
>> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
>
> Automatic update!
>
>> Give it a try... bringing up the network
>> Look at the list of mirrors
>> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
>> to find the fastest
>> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
>> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
>> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
>> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
>> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
>> Try a cherman server...
>> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
>
> Your internet connection is too crap :D
It's a 1.5Mbps pipe. Those servers are in the US. I am not in the US. The
local Australian planetmirror pings much better, but it is throttled down.
Your point is moot.
>> Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
>> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>> 1 minue gone
>> 2 minutes gone
>> 3 minutes gone
>> Ah... change CD...
>> another minute gone
>> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
>> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
>> Asking again - fucking linux
>> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB of
>> 3764MB Expect a long wait...
>> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors are
>> woefully
>> slow
>
> You live in antarctica?!
Very close to it.
>> While you're waiting for the D/L...
>> Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and get
>> told where you can pay for it
>> BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
>
> You should change the shit ISP...
It's not the ISP, you fuckwit.
That one was 100% equivalent to a Windows BSOD.
And what are the specs of your superior machine?
--
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Kadaitcha Man
> On Sun, 25 Jan 2004 04:45:05 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:
>
>> "Danno" <danny.spam...@blueyspamnoonder.co.uk> wrote in
>> message news:kd97101d77slja6tv...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800 (PST), "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Set the IDE channel as the boot device
>>>> Boot from the linux CD
>>> .
>>> . <snip K's full Linux [not]install>
>>>
>>> In all my years (more than 6) piddling around with and installing
>>> the various flavours of Linux I've not seen an install go as shite
>>> as yours has. You're not trying to install it on your Dreamcast
>>> are you?
>>
>> The difference is that, as a dyed-in-the-wool Windows user, I am
>> alert to things that your linux addled mind would never notice, or
>> would conveniently ignore out of sheer mental laziness.
>
WTF is a Dreamcast?
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D o t a u
It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
--
D o t A u
"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
John Bailo
>
> It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
>
GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE>
--
Bush 2004
New Technology, New Openess
Diogenes
> D o t a u wrote:
>>
>> It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
>
> GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE>
Sensitive to the truth?
--
Diogenes
D o t a u
news:JtZQb.27559$zj7....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> D o t a u wrote:
>
>
> >
> > It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
> >
>
> GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE>
Twangggggg....... <---- Did you hear that?? I struck a chord..
Melvin
"Diogenes" <diog...@sinope.gr> wrote in message
news:d15962d99eb1822a...@news.teranews.com...
The killfile setting are working great for
"Bailo the Troll" except for when true
advocates respond to its postings.
Is there a way to add "Bail" to the killfile
for the body of text or just hope that
folks stop feeding the troll?
--
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i...@earthlink.net>.
.
Linuxgeek
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> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Download and burn the .ISOs
> Download Knoppix, the Debian based CDROM GNU/Linux ISO
You are months too late. Knoppix is unsuitable.
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Sinister Midget
>
> "Diogenes" <diog...@sinope.gr> wrote in message
> news:d15962d99eb1822a...@news.teranews.com...
>> John Bailo wrote:
>> > D o t a u wrote:
>> >>
>> >> It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
>> >
>> > GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE>
>>
>> Sensitive to the truth?
>>
>> --
>> Diogenes
>
> The killfile setting are working great for
> "Bailo the Troll" except for when true
> advocates respond to its postings.
> Is there a way to add "Bail" to the killfile
> for the body of text or just hope that
> folks stop feeding the troll?
Step One: Get a real newsreader.
Once you've done that, come on back and maybe somebody will be able to
help. Unless you do that, though, there is nothing anyone can do for
you that will last, as Bailo, like K-Kiddie, is a nym-shifter.
HTH
HAND
--
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steal ours. They'll get sort of addicted, and then we'll somehow
figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade."
d2004xx
> d2004xx wrote:
>
> > Everybody knows I'm a fucking moron and I can do this well. What's
> > your problem?
>
> I don't have a problem with your clear statement.
Then shut up.
>
> > unlike M$-office, which
> > takes you extra 1+ hours to install.
>
> Bullshit.
What bullshit?
>
> >> Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
> >> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> >> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
> >> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> >> 20 seconds left...
> >
> > Only 260 seconds!!
>
> Yes. It's a very fast machine. The slow part was downloading the patches and
> updates over my 1.5Mbps pipe.
Because your ISP is too crap.
>
> >> Select KDE as the GUI
> >> Preparing boot lader...
> >> Shit - it wants to install LILO
> >> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
> >
> > Did it ever fail for you?
>
> It has often fucked up the MBR and clobbered Windows installations. It seems
> to have improved a bit though.
I have never had any problem with that. You must reverse
>
> >> Enable ACPI
> >> Select advanced options and do a quick check
> >> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
> >> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
> >> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
> >
> > Did you complain "Let XP fuck your LILO" when installing XP?
>
> Not at all.
Then your complaint is just bullshit.
> XP goes on first so there is no LILO.
What if you install LILO first, then XP?
> Besides, I can promote and
> demote disk device slots in BIOS, so this linux installation doesn't even
> know about my Server 2003 installation on my RAID drives. It only knows
> about the XP on the secondary IDE channel. Neat, huh.
Who care about your shit Server 2003 and RAID?
>
> >> Set correct timezone
> >
> > Same as xp.
>
> In case you hadn't noticed, the subject header says "How to become a
> linuxfuck". The post is a blow by blow description, you dumbfuck chong.
Do you imply that the way to become a linuxfuck is just as same as
becoming a winmoron?
>
> >> Configure the graphical interface
> >> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have to
> >> come later
> >
> > Can't you just wait?
>
> No. I have a 21" monitor and the low resolution with 60Hz vertical refresh
> is fucking awful to look at.
But I can't found anything wrong in front of my 17" monitor.
> Nobody in their right mind would stay with that
> display mode then spend hours trying to learn.
how many hours?
>
> >> Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic video,
> >> it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
> >
> > It becomes smart now. :)
>
> Yeah. After the fact.
But this is only for morons :)
>
> >> Select XFree4
> >> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
> >
> > My linux box uses 1400x1050. :)
>
> As I said, I've got a 21" monitor. This beast is going to 1600*1024 at 100Hz
> very shortly. I just haven't got around to doing it yet.
You should do it first. If the resolution is very high you may save
lots of cpu resource wasted by AA fonts.
>
> >> Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
> >> Test the video config
> >> Start Xfree at boot
> >> Configure the network
> >> LAN connection
> >> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
> >> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
> >> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
> >> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
> >> as the gateway device
> >
> > I can set this within 5 seconds.
>
> Yes, so?
So it's fucking easy and fast.
>
> >> Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on
> >> 192.168.1.110 Apply the settings
> >> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
> >> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
> >
> > Automatic update!
> >
> >> Give it a try... bringing up the network
> >> Look at the list of mirrors
> >> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
> >> to find the fastest
> >> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
> >> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
> >> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
> >> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
> >> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
> >> Try a cherman server...
> >> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
> >
> > Your internet connection is too crap :D
>
> It's a 1.5Mbps pipe.
1.5Mbps is the speed of the cable, not the speed that your crap ISP
guarantees.
> Those servers are in the US. I am not in the US.
Are you anti-US?
> The
> local Australian planetmirror pings much better, but it is throttled down.
> Your point is moot.
A bad ping doesn't mean the transfering speed is slow. Your point is
meaningless.
>
> >> Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
> >> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> >> 1 minue gone
> >> 2 minutes gone
> >> 3 minutes gone
> >> Ah... change CD...
> >> another minute gone
> >> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
> >> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
> >> Asking again - fucking linux
> >> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB of
> >> 3764MB Expect a long wait...
> >> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors are
> >> woefully
> >> slow
> >
> > You live in antarctica?!
>
> Very close to it.
Then you must be some ancient barbarian, like apes :)
>
> >> While you're waiting for the D/L...
> >> Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and get
> >> told where you can pay for it
> >> BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
> >
> > You should change the shit ISP...
>
> It's not the ISP, you fuckwit.
It's all about the ISP.
Not if you know how to setup it manually (you stupid newbie :D).
Rebooting is still suggested though, to check if it can really work.
Lol! You forgot my linux machine has been broken more months :D
It was AMD K6-400, 192MB RAM, SiS-530 video chip.
The accuracy of system clock is 1ms in alpha, still too crap though.
Some drivers need the accuracy of us or ns I think.
John Bailo
> "Diogenes" <diog...@sinope.gr> wrote in message
> news:d15962d99eb1822a...@news.teranews.com...
>
>>John Bailo wrote:
>>
>>>D o t a u wrote:
>>>
>>>>It's a product that is ahead of Linux... It's already gone belly up..
>>>
>>>GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE>
>>
>>Sensitive to the truth?
>>
>>--
>>Diogenes
>
>
> The killfile setting are working great for
> "Bailo the Troll" except for when true
> advocates respond to its postings.
> Is there a way to add "Bail" to the killfile
> for the body of text or just hope that
> folks stop feeding the troll?
>
>
Sensitive to the truth?
Go ahead, be a Pharasee.
D o t a u
> Bush 2004
> New Technology, New Openess
I hope that's a joke...
John Bailo
> "John Bailo" <jab...@earthlink.net> wrote
>
>
>
>>Bush 2004
>>New Technology, New Openess
>
>
> I hope that's a joke...
>
Bush is the only candidate who's policy staff has made a pro-GNU/pro-OSS
statement.
Therefore, I vote Bush. I also like his policies on fuel cells and
other technologies. Plus he kicks major butt worldwide. I just
ordered a Bush hooded sweatshirt, XXL, from the /W/ store. Check it out:
--
Kadaitcha Man
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
> news:<ByMBnIemgIsG8D67...@cat.spindata.com>...
>> d2004xx wrote:
>>
>>> Everybody knows I'm a fucking moron and I can do this well. What's
>>> your problem?
>>
>> I don't have a problem with your clear statement.
>
> Then shut up.
Piss off, WINFUCK.
>>> unlike M$-office, which
>>> takes you extra 1+ hours to install.
>>
>> Bullshit.
>
> What bullshit?
Your bullshit. It doesn't take 1+ hours to install OFFXP.
>>>> Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
>>>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
>>>> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
>>>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
>>>> 20 seconds left...
>>>
>>> Only 260 seconds!!
>>
>> Yes. It's a very fast machine. The slow part was downloading the
>> patches and updates over my 1.5Mbps pipe.
>
> Because your ISP is too crap.
I am currently downloading something now. The stats are flickering between
158.8 and 158.9 kB/sec., so you can shove your opinion up your arse.
>>>> Select KDE as the GUI
>>>> Preparing boot lader...
>>>> Shit - it wants to install LILO
>>>> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
>>>
>>> Did it ever fail for you?
>>
>> It has often fucked up the MBR and clobbered Windows installations.
>> It seems to have improved a bit though.
>
> I have never had any problem with that. You must reverse
Did your fingers slip off the keyboard because of the drool on it? Or did
your mind wander off to take a shit somewhere?
>>>> Enable ACPI
>>>> Select advanced options and do a quick check
>>>> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
>>>> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
>>>> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
>>>
>>> Did you complain "Let XP fuck your LILO" when installing XP?
>>
>> Not at all.
>
> Then your complaint is just bullshit.
It was not a complaint. It was a statement of what choices I had available.
>> XP goes on first so there is no LILO.
>
> What if you install LILO first, then XP?
What if you install LILO first, then XP?
>> Besides, I can promote and
>> demote disk device slots in BIOS, so this linux installation doesn't
>> even know about my Server 2003 installation on my RAID drives. It
>> only knows about the XP on the secondary IDE channel. Neat, huh.
>
> Who care about your shit Server 2003 and RAID?
You don't care because you cannot afford to buy one. You might steal the
software but you still couldn't afford to buy a decent rig to run it on, you
cheap chink.
>>>> Set correct timezone
>>>
>>> Same as xp.
>>
>> In case you hadn't noticed, the subject header says "How to become a
>> linuxfuck". The post is a blow by blow description, you dumbfuck
>> chong.
>
> Do you imply that the way to become a linuxfuck is just as same as
> becoming a winmoron?
The reader infers and implies. What do you think it means?
>>>> Configure the graphical interface
>>>> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have
>>>> to come later
>>>
>>> Can't you just wait?
>>
>> No. I have a 21" monitor and the low resolution with 60Hz vertical
>> refresh is fucking awful to look at.
>
> But I can't found anything wrong in front of my 17" monitor.
Maybe if you took your fingers out of your eye sockets.
>> Nobody in their right mind would stay with that
>> display mode then spend hours trying to learn.
>
> how many hours?
Hours. An unspecified period of time, usually measured in hours, but may
extend to days. Learn English, you chink cunt.
>>>> Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic
>>>> video, it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>>
>>> It becomes smart now. :)
>>
>> Yeah. After the fact.
>
> But this is only for morons :)
Keep your smileys to yourself, winfaggot.
>>>> Select XFree4
>>>> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
>>>
>>> My linux box uses 1400x1050. :)
>>
>> As I said, I've got a 21" monitor. This beast is going to 1600*1024
>> at 100Hz very shortly. I just haven't got around to doing it yet.
>
> You should do it first. If the resolution is very high you may save
> lots of cpu resource wasted by AA fonts.
I have CPU to burn, cheap chink.
>>>> Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
>>>> Test the video config
>>>> Start Xfree at boot
>>>> Configure the network
>>>> LAN connection
>>>> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
>>>> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
>>>> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
>>>> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
>>>> as the gateway device
>>>
>>> I can set this within 5 seconds.
>>
>> Yes, so?
>
> So it's fucking easy and fast.
Who cares if it's easy and fast?
>>>> Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on
>>>> 192.168.1.110 Apply the settings
>>>> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
>>>> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
>>>
>>> Automatic update!
>>>
>>>> Give it a try... bringing up the network
>>>> Look at the list of mirrors
>>>> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
>>>> to find the fastest
>>>> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
>>>> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
>>>> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
>>>> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
>>>> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
>>>> Try a cherman server...
>>>> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
>>>
>>> Your internet connection is too crap :D
>>
>> It's a 1.5Mbps pipe.
>
> 1.5Mbps is the speed of the cable, not the speed that your crap ISP
> guarantees.
I told you, the stats are flickering between 158.8 and 158.9 KB/s. It's
still the same now. The problem is elsewhere.
>> Those servers are in the US. I am not in the US.
>
> Are you anti-US?
Yes.
>> The
>> local Australian planetmirror pings much better, but it is throttled
>> down. Your point is moot.
>
> A bad ping doesn't mean the transfering speed is slow. Your point is
> meaningless.
BZZZT! A bad ping is indicative of a slow route, you duff chink cunt. Look
up the word indicative.
>>>> Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
>>>> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>>> 1 minue gone
>>>> 2 minutes gone
>>>> 3 minutes gone
>>>> Ah... change CD...
>>>> another minute gone
>>>> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
>>>> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
>>>> Asking again - fucking linux
>>>> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB
>>>> of 3764MB Expect a long wait...
>>>> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors
>>>> are woefully
>>>> slow
>>>
>>> You live in antarctica?!
>>
>> Very close to it.
>
> Then you must be some ancient barbarian, like apes :)
You may believe that you are descended from apes, I am descended from the
human species.
>>>> While you're waiting for the D/L...
>>>> Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and
>>>> get told where you can pay for it
>>>> BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
>>>
>>> You should change the shit ISP...
>>
>> It's not the ISP, you fuckwit.
>
> It's all about the ISP.
*yawn*
I should not have to set it up manually and that is the end of that. Linux
did the equivalent of a BSOD, so shove that up your arse and chew it.
That would be a good door stop or boat anchor, as would you.
--
Your Free Insult: Thou asseverating, depressing, unsightly flunky receding window cleaner.
D o t a u
> D o t a u wrote:
>
> > "John Bailo" <jab...@earthlink.net> wrote
> >
> >
> >
> >>Bush 2004
> >>New Technology, New Openess
> >
> >
> > I hope that's a joke...
> >
>
> Bush is the only candidate who's policy staff has made a pro-GNU/pro-OSS
> statement.
>
> Therefore, I vote Bush. I also like his policies on fuel cells and
> other technologies. Plus he kicks major butt worldwide. I just
> ordered a Bush hooded sweatshirt, XXL, from the /W/ store. Check it out:
You poor little sheep...
POOP
> On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 06:44:17 GMT, John Bailo <jab...@earthlink.net>
>>I just
>>ordered a Bush hooded sweatshirt, XXL, from the /W/ store
>>
> Didn't they used to be longer, white and with a KKK logo on the front?
>
No the t-shirts used to say"
"What? You're on death row?
What? New DNA evidence?
Huh? You're asking me to postpone the execution?
No
-Bush for president"
--
POOP
D o t a u
news:bv2mrs$ndc8j$1...@ID-179770.news.uni-berlin.de...
You forgot "Saddam is bad man, he tried to kill my daddy".
d2004xx
> d2004xx wrote:
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
> > news:<ByMBnIemgIsG8D67...@cat.spindata.com>...
> >> d2004xx wrote:
> >>
> >>> Everybody knows I'm a fucking moron and I can do this well. What's
> >>> your problem?
> >>
> >> I don't have a problem with your clear statement.
> >
> > Then shut up.
>
> Piss off, WINFUCK.
I just did.
>
> >>> unlike M$-office, which
> >>> takes you extra 1+ hours to install.
> >>
> >> Bullshit.
> >
> > What bullshit?
>
> Your bullshit. It doesn't take 1+ hours to install OFFXP.
It is because I install three versions of OfficeXP (chinese, english,
russian)
>
> >>>> Waiting... waiting.... 2 minutes...
> >>>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> >>>> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
> >>>> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> >>>> 20 seconds left...
> >>>
> >>> Only 260 seconds!!
> >>
> >> Yes. It's a very fast machine. The slow part was downloading the
> >> patches and updates over my 1.5Mbps pipe.
> >
> > Because your ISP is too crap.
>
> I am currently downloading something now. The stats are flickering between
> 158.8 and 158.9 kB/sec., so you can shove your opinion up your arse.
Now you admin there is no problem at all.
>
> >>>> Select KDE as the GUI
> >>>> Preparing boot lader...
> >>>> Shit - it wants to install LILO
> >>>> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
> >>>
> >>> Did it ever fail for you?
> >>
> >> It has often fucked up the MBR and clobbered Windows installations.
> >> It seems to have improved a bit though.
> >
> > I have never had any problem with that. You must reverse
>
> Did your fingers slip off the keyboard because of the drool on it? Or did
> your mind wander off to take a shit somewhere?
No.
>
> >>>> Enable ACPI
> >>>> Select advanced options and do a quick check
> >>>> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
> >>>> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
> >>>> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
> >>>
> >>> Did you complain "Let XP fuck your LILO" when installing XP?
> >>
> >> Not at all.
> >
> > Then your complaint is just bullshit.
>
> It was not a complaint.
Liar!
> It was a statement of what choices I had available.
>
> >> XP goes on first so there is no LILO.
> >
> > What if you install LILO first, then XP?
>
> What if you install LILO first, then XP?
Then XP just overrides the boot sector without any warning or other
choices.
>
> >> Besides, I can promote and
> >> demote disk device slots in BIOS, so this linux installation doesn't
> >> even know about my Server 2003 installation on my RAID drives. It
> >> only knows about the XP on the secondary IDE channel. Neat, huh.
> >
> > Who care about your shit Server 2003 and RAID?
>
> You don't care because you cannot afford to buy one.
Server 2003 is free here. And RAID could be emulated by software, I
had it in my linux box.
> You might steal the
> software
It's "steal" only if the judge says that in the court. Luckily my
country doesn't enforce the bullshit copyright law which violates the
basic human rights (and since we don't have real software companies...
:D)
> but you still couldn't afford to buy a decent rig to run it on,
I just don't think it's worth to waste my money on that. After all now
it's only for games and trolling with bastards like you on usenet.
> you
> cheap chink.
>
> >>>> Set correct timezone
> >>>
> >>> Same as xp.
> >>
> >> In case you hadn't noticed, the subject header says "How to become a
> >> linuxfuck". The post is a blow by blow description, you dumbfuck
> >> chong.
> >
> > Do you imply that the way to become a linuxfuck is just as same as
> > becoming a winmoron?
>
> The reader infers and implies. What do you think it means?
Answer Yes or No please.
>
> >>>> Configure the graphical interface
> >>>> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have
> >>>> to come later
> >>>
> >>> Can't you just wait?
> >>
> >> No. I have a 21" monitor and the low resolution with 60Hz vertical
> >> refresh is fucking awful to look at.
> >
> > But I can't found anything wrong in front of my 17" monitor.
>
> Maybe if you took your fingers out of your eye sockets.
>
> >> Nobody in their right mind would stay with that
> >> display mode then spend hours trying to learn.
> >
> > how many hours?
>
> Hours. An unspecified period
So it's just meaningless.
> of time, usually measured in hours, but may
> extend to days.
it may be in minutes or seconds.
> Learn English, you chink
||
I'm a taiwanese, not a chinese.
> cunt.
Your english ability is so good that you can't even distinguish male
and female :D
>
> >>>> Curse the linuxfuckwits again... after selecting a generic
> >>>> video, it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
> >>>
> >>> It becomes smart now. :)
> >>
> >> Yeah. After the fact.
> >
> > But this is only for morons :)
>
> Keep your smileys to yourself, winfaggot.
You're winfaggot too.
>
> >>>> Select XFree4
> >>>> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
> >>>
> >>> My linux box uses 1400x1050. :)
> >>
> >> As I said, I've got a 21" monitor. This beast is going to 1600*1024
> >> at 100Hz very shortly. I just haven't got around to doing it yet.
> >
> > You should do it first. If the resolution is very high you may save
> > lots of cpu resource wasted by AA fonts.
>
> I have CPU to burn, cheap chink.
I was not talking about that. You fucking idiot.
>
> >>>> Curse the cunts again - you already did this once
> >>>> Test the video config
> >>>> Start Xfree at boot
> >>>> Configure the network
> >>>> LAN connection
> >>>> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
> >>>> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
> >>>> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
> >>>> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
> >>>> as the gateway device
> >>>
> >>> I can set this within 5 seconds.
> >>
> >> Yes, so?
> >
> > So it's fucking easy and fast.
>
> Who cares if it's easy and fast?
You. Because this shows how stupid you are.
>
> >>>> Set the HTTP proxy to the internal anonymous gateway on
> >>>> 192.168.1.110 Apply the settings
> >>>> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
> >>>> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
> >>>
> >>> Automatic update!
> >>>
> >>>> Give it a try... bringing up the network
> >>>> Look at the list of mirrors
> >>>> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
> >>>> to find the fastest
> >>>> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
> >>>> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
> >>>> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
> >>>> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
> >>>> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
> >>>> Try a cherman server...
> >>>> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
> >>>
> >>> Your internet connection is too crap :D
> >>
> >> It's a 1.5Mbps pipe.
> >
> > 1.5Mbps is the speed of the cable, not the speed that your crap ISP
> > guarantees.
>
> I told you, the stats are flickering between 158.8 and 158.9 KB/s. It's
> still the same now. The problem is elsewhere.
There is no problem. If you're smart you would know where to find fast
servers.. but you're still a dumb newbie :D
>
> >> Those servers are in the US. I am not in the US.
> >
> > Are you anti-US?
>
> Yes.
What are you going to do with that?
>
> >> The
> >> local Australian planetmirror pings much better, but it is throttled
> >> down. Your point is moot.
> >
> > A bad ping doesn't mean the transfering speed is slow. Your point is
> > meaningless.
>
> BZZZT! A bad ping is indicative of a slow route, you duff chink cunt. Look
> up the word indicative.
A bad ping only means that the server takes longer to response. It's
not a problem for single-direction connection.
>
> >>>> Settle for ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu
> >>>> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> >>>> 1 minue gone
> >>>> 2 minutes gone
> >>>> 3 minutes gone
> >>>> Ah... change CD...
> >>>> another minute gone
> >>>> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
> >>>> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
> >>>> Asking again - fucking linux
> >>>> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB
> >>>> of 3764MB Expect a long wait...
> >>>> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors
> >>>> are woefully
> >>>> slow
> >>>
> >>> You live in antarctica?!
> >>
> >> Very close to it.
> >
> > Then you must be some ancient barbarian, like apes :)
>
> You may believe that you are descended from apes, I am descended from the
> human species.
I remember Australians are either the descendants of criminals or
undeveloped barbarians.
You can't?
Kadaitcha Man
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote
>> Piss off, WINFUCK.
>
> I just did.
Good. Keep it that way.
> It is because I install three versions of OfficeXP (chinese, english,
> russian)
Yob tvoyu mat.
D'iu ne lo mo.
>> The reader infers and implies. What do you think it means?
>
> Answer Yes or No please.
Yes or no please.
>> Hours. An unspecified period
>
> So it's just meaningless.
No, it's unspecified.
>> Learn English, you chink
> ||
> I'm a taiwanese, not a chinese.
You are a chink. Taiwan rightfully belongs to mainland China.
> Your english ability is so good that you can't even distinguish male
> and female :D
English does not have male and female word forms, you chink cunt. In
English, words used to refer to either men or women are masculine. Learn
English.
>> Keep your smileys to yourself, winfaggot.
>
> You're winfaggot too.
I now use Linux.
>> I have CPU to burn, cheap chink.
>
> I was not talking about that. You fucking idiot.
You're still a cheap chink.
Hum kah chan. D'iu ne ma chow hai.
--
Your Free Insult: Thou searing, possessing, grumbling fiddlehead infringing freak out.
General Protection Fault
On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 09:23:30 +0000, Danno wrote:
> On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 06:44:17 GMT, John Bailo <jab...@earthlink.net>
>
>>Therefore, I vote Bush. I also like his policies
>
>>Plus he kicks major butt worldwide.
>
>>I just
> Didn't they used to be longer, white and with a KKK logo on the front?
LOL! They came with a free hood, pillow-case style, too.
--
FreeBSD 4.8-RELEASE i386
9:00AM up 66 days, 11:11, 1 user, load averages: 0.10, 0.03, 0.01
relic
>
> Step One: Get a real newsreader.
>
He already has the best.
--
- relic -
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
chrisv
> Download and burn the .ISOs
> (snip)
Idiot. Seems your only real problem was that of a slow ISP.
Keyser Soze
>> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
*PLANK*
--
Some Big Cunt
Peter Köhlmann
> Sinister Midget wrote:
>>
>> Step One: Get a real newsreader.
>>
>
> He already has the best.
>
Step Two: Learn that OE is neither a real newsreader, nor anything "real"
otherwise. It is just "the best" virus mothership
--
Windows was created to keep stupid people away from UNIX."
-- Tom Christiansen
Keyser Soze
relic
> relic wrote:
>
>> Sinister Midget wrote:
>>>
>>> Step One: Get a real newsreader.
>>>
>>
>> He already has the best.
>>
>
> Step Two: Learn that OE is neither a real newsreader, nor anything
> "real" otherwise. It is just "the best" virus mothership
Jealousy is so ugly. Maybe some day Microsoft will make a linux version of
Outlook Express available for you.
Gazwad
||
|| Step Two: Learn that OE is neither a real newsreader, nor anything
|| "real" otherwise.
Yeah, it's a pretend thingy, isn't it.
|| It is just "the best" virus mothership
And you are the best excuse for nuking the fatherland, you fucked in the
head kike-cock-sucking, krout.
--
Gazwad
Freelance scientist and people tester.
Guardian: alt.os.windows-xp
Moderator: alt.warez.uk
Gazwad
||
|| Idiot.
CUNT
The Ghost In The Machine
<jab...@earthlink.net>
wrote
on Sun, 25 Jan 2004 04:59:36 GMT
<f8bd9c4e925a280d...@news.teranews.com>:
> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:53:59 -0800, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> John Bailo wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>>> identified both Xeon processors...
>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fucking linux - Only found a single Xeon
>>>> ... wonder what the fuck 5570.56 bogomips are
>>>
>>> what does your /proc/cpuinfo look like ?
>>
>> I'd tell you if I knew how to get that.
>
> Can you open a terminal?
Terminals are verboten. We're talking complete n00b, remember?
Ideally he'd pull down a menu or click on an icon.
On Windows the info is readily available in his System control applet
(Start > Settings > System).
>
> It should be on the menu under System Tools.
>
> If you can, type the following command:
>
> cat /proc/cpuinfo
'Cat'? What, we're talking Schroedinger's Cat here? Why is
a hardcore physics concept part of an OS? :-)
(Perhaps a "newbie-shell" is in order, looking just like DOS? Hmmm...)
>
> That is an informaiton text file that will tell you what the system thinks
> in terms of what CPUs are there and what their specs are...
Actually, it's all in the mind of the kernel. /proc/cpuinfo
is generated somewhere therein. It's not really a file as such.
A bit like /dev/ttyS0 not being a file, but an interface to
the COM1 serial device, except that there's no device in this case.
[rest snipped]
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It's still legal to go .sigless.
The Ghost In The Machine
<nos...@rainx.cjb.net>
wrote
on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:01:58 -0800 (PST)
<qqnpQfnDKMbu55C2...@emailyouadore.com>:
> Download and burn the .ISOs
- initiate connection
- retry connection as it flakes out as necessary (on Earthlink
dialup it's guaranteed to die every 24 hours; have that REGET
handy!)
- verify download with MD5
- retry as necessary
> Set the IDE channel as the boot device
> Boot from the linux CD
- copy CD to disk
- download or copy boot floppies
- make floppies
- boot from floppies
> Commence installation
- remake floppies as one's gone bad
- repeat as necessary
> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> 2 more minutes... it's a fast installation...
> Change the CD and hope it isn't rooted as well
> 20 seconds left...
> An easy one
> Create a user
> Preparing boot lader...
> Shit - it wants to install LILO
> Praise the Lord that you imaged before this shit started
- Disable ACPI as the drivers are f**ked
> Select advanced options and do a quick check
> Curse the linuxfux because you have 2GB of RAM and it only
> detected 896MB - hmmmm... decide to leave it as is for now
> Let LILO fuck your XP boot partition
restore
> Set correct timezone
- discover that you can't find your timezone because you inadvertantly
looked in American instead of US
> Configure the graphical interface
> Curse again - generic video support - nVidia drivers will have to
> come later
> it tells you you have an nVidia card - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
> Select XFree4
> Select 1024*768 @ 24-bits
> Test the video config
> Start Xfree at boot
> Configure the network
> LAN connection
> Quickly check free IPs on local LAN
> eth0 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.111
> eth1 - give it an IP of 192.168.1.101
> Set a host name, the DNS server, the local NAT/gateway and eth1
> as the gateway device
> Apply the settings
> Now, this is where it always, without fail, fucks up...
> Download updated packages... hmmmm....
> Look at the list of mirrors
> Turn to the Windows 2003 Server and ping the mirrors
> to find the fastest
> ping carroll.cac.psu.edu - 342ms
> ping ftp-linux.cc.gatech.edu - 240ms
> ping ftp.math.utah.edu - 242ms
> ping ftp.proxad.net - 337ms
> ping ftp.stealth.net - dead
> Try a cherman server...
> ping ftp.gwdg.de - pffft! 412ms
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> 1 minue gone
> 2 minutes gone
> 3 minutes gone
> Ah... change CD...
> another minute gone
> Huh? It's asking for the same CD again
> And again.... feed it the dud CD and see what happens
> Asking again - fucking linux
> Cancel ... Ah... select the default packages... 339MB of 3764MB
> Expect a long wait...
> Even though you have a 1.5Mbps pipe, the mirrors are
> woefully
> slow
> Read about how Mandrake is Free Software and get
> told where you can pay for it
> BWAHAHAHAH!!! Timeout
from somewhere else
> try linux this time
> Ah... fucking idiot linuxfux - putting a menu option for something that
> does not exist as the default option - fucking moronic cunts
> Oooooh... I'm a linux virgin... "the first time wizard" is here...
> BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking moric twats... choose your desktop
> KDE was chosen ages ago - do it again BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
> Choose mail client - look at options on screen and go for a piss
> go for a smoke, too
like it should be kinda neat then discover it's text-only
> Make a mental note that some console shit flew past earlier about CPU0
> --> mental note: See if this fucker detected CPU1 as well
> BWAHAHAHAH!!! The mail configuration won't let me set a different login
> for SMTP and POP3
> Point the news server to the internal server on 192.168.1.103
> BWAHAHAHAAH!!! Give me your name and address - get fucked
> Here comes KDE...
> Start Konkerror...
internally. Go back to step 3 and reinstall KDE
> www.google.com...
> HAHAHAHA!!! It went direct and not via the anonymous gateway
> got www.google.com.au
> Have to fix that - at least it worked
> You are now a linuxfuck - start checking and configuring
> Configure network... proxy... point the bastard at the anonymous
> gateway...
> Turn off the proxy and see if there's another way...
> Go into mandrake Control Centre and set the gateway to point
> to 192.168.1.110 instead of 192.168.1.1
> Nope... no option to set a password for the gateway
> set the network back to direct connect - anonymous browsing
> goes out the window for now
> Make a mental note to check anonymous usenet posting after
> a cup of coffee
> identified both Xeon processors...
> BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Fucking linux - Only found a single Xeon
> ... wonder what the fuck 5570.56 bogomips are
> go and make coffee
You're not *done* yet. You've not done the following:
[1] correctly installed the nvidia driver identified in step 4.
[2] correctly installed sound.
[3] correctly installed Raid1 or Raid5 hardware.
[4] correctly installed NAT identified in step 6.
[5] correctly installed Gnome.
[6] correctly installed anonymous Email agent.
[7] correctly installed WinE for Windows executables.
[A]bort, [C]ontinue, [E]nd?
* * *
Compare this to Windows XP.
Open box.
Unpack, disposing of peanuts in environmentally safe manner.
Place machine on table.
Plug in keyboard, mouse, power cord, network-network box cable.
Hit switch.
Enter in license key.
Accept license.
Click on 'MSN' signup.
Enter in billing information.
Accept.
GO for launch!
You're done. No CD, no confusing configurations, no problems.
No choices, either.
The Ghost In The Machine
<nos...@relic2.cjb.net>
wrote
on Mon, 26 Jan 2004 16:02:37 GMT
<xSaRb.20519$uQ5....@twister.socal.rr.com>:
> Sinister Midget wrote:
>>
>> Step One: Get a real newsreader.
>>
>
> He already has the best.
>
I suppose OE *is* the best -- at propagating viruses and malware.
But it is the most used.
d2004xx
> d2004xx wrote:
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@rainx.cjb.net> wrote
>
> >> Piss off, WINFUCK.
> >
> > I just did.
>
> Good. Keep it that way.
No.
>
> > It is because I install three versions of OfficeXP (chinese, english,
> > russian)
>
> Yob tvoyu mat.
>
> D'iu ne lo mo.
>
> >> The reader infers and implies. What do you think it means?
> >
> > Answer Yes or No please.
>
> Yes or no please.
But you asked "What"...
>
> >> Hours. An unspecified period
> >
> > So it's just meaningless.
>
> No, it's unspecified.
unspecified period of time is meaningless.
>
> >> Learn English, you chink
> > ||
> > I'm a taiwanese, not a chinese.
>
> You are a chink. Taiwan rightfully belongs to mainland China.
>
> > Your english ability is so good that you can't even distinguish male
> > and female :D
>
> English does not have male and female word forms, you chink cunt. In
> English, words used to refer to either men or women are masculine. Learn
> English.
Would you call a man woman?
>
> >> Keep your smileys to yourself, winfaggot.
> >
> > You're winfaggot too.
>
> I now use Linux.
but you didn't remove windos.
>
> >> I have CPU to burn, cheap chink.
> >
> > I was not talking about that. You fucking idiot.
>
> You're still a cheap chink.
I'm still better than the descendent of criminals. :)
GreyCloud
> Peter Köhlmann wrote:
>>>
>>> Step Two: Learn that OE is neither a real newsreader, nor
anything
>>> "real" otherwise.
>
> Yeah, it's a pretend thingy, isn't it.
>
>>> It is just "the best" virus mothership
>
> And you are the best excuse for nuking the fatherland, you
fucked in
> the head kike-cock-sucking, krout.
Aw, look Ma! A funny sounding wintroll! And it's pretty dumb
too!
Keyser Soze
You know what is really dumb? The fact /you/ perceive sound from Usenet
posts, ya twat. Now that /is/ dumb.
linux makes you stupid.
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Some Big Cunt
Keyser Soze
Gazwad
Linux didn't make gaycloud stupid.