Ali G
Gazwad
It is apparently going to be televised very soon - but Elton John is
trying to Stop the broadcast - can't imagine why!
Ali G: Alo! I is ere wiv none uver dan da batty boy of pop, John Elton.
Respect.
Elton John: It's Elton John actually Ali.
Ali G: Aiih, whatever. So John, is you always been a batty boy cause I erd
dat you woz once married - although I also erd dat da missus was mingin?
Elton John: Well Ali if you mean have I always been gay then probably
deep down I was but maybe fought it because in my younger days especially
it was not socially acceptable to be gay.
Ali G: Fer real, but when you was gettin' jiggy did you fink about people
like James Dean and that Jonny Rottweiler who was tarzan so youwouldn't
end up wiv a floppy or woz you tris*xual and didn't care where you was
stickin' Mr biggy?
Elton John: Again I probably fought hard to convince myself wasn't gay
so I never had a problem maintaining an er*ction with women. I now know I
am homos*xual so I would probably struggle to get aroused with a woman
now.
Ali G: Wow, I fink I might be homos*xual then cause Mr biggy wasn't
coming out to play last Saturday night although ma Julie says it woz coz I
drank a bottle of Dan Jackiels and had about 6 spl*ffs. I fink it woz coz me
Julie isn't very subtractive now in fact she's a dog.
Elton John: I think you're Julie was right - it takes one to know one.
Ali G: Wot, is you saying me Julie is a batty boy? Nah, the b***h
won't take it up the exit hole, I've tried slipping it in a few times.
Happarently Julie is too nice a girl for batty s*x but she's not too nice
for a
threesome wiv me mate Dave - it woz wicked!
Elton John: Well a lot of women are not keen on anal s*x just as I
know some gay men who are not keen on it either. Just because you're gay
doesn't
mean that you have to like it - there are other ways to express yourself
s*xually with another man.
Ali G: Eh? Like fellatilatio you mean or gaelic.
Elton John: Gaelic?
Ali G: Aiih, gaelic. When batty boys lick each other.
Elton John: Sure, oral s*x is one way of pleasing a lover but sensual
massage can be very enjoyable for example.
Ali G: But dat is a bit rank innit - ah mean you need to lose you're
orange juice or what is da point? Anyways enough talk about homosapiens - I
hear dat you spend killions of dosh every year on shopping. Is dat because
you is a feminist?
Elton John: I do spend a lot of money on shopping yes but I wouldn't
describe myself as a feminist.
Ali G: But I thought dat all gay people were feminists?
Elton John: Eh?
Ali G: Chill. Anyway, is you related to dat lefty comedian Ben Elton
cause fink he is ank.
Elton John: No, I told you before my name is Elton John and not John Elton.
Ali G: Cool, woz your parents spaced out when dey named you?
Elton John: No, that's not my real name but my stage name. Many
performers change their names to try to sound more appealing to the public.
Take
Gary Glitter for example, his name is really Paul Gadd - can you imagine
the same guy selling so many records as Paul Gadd or me as Reg Dwight.
Ali G: Nah, but I can imagine him taking some poor kiddies up the Gary
Glitter coz he's a paedovile innit. Anyways, talkin of sickos - how's
yer mate George Michael - I would never let my son go down on him the
perverted b*****d.
Elton John: OK so George made a mistake - anyway I thought you said
enough of the gay talk. I'd much rather you concentrated on another aspect
of
me.
Ali G: Me know what you is saying, sorry Mr Elton. OK then, does you
not fink dat you looks rank wearing a wig? Ah mean you looked a total d**k
in the seventies wiv da shades but everyone looked like d*cks in da
seventies.
Elton John: If you're going to insult me any more I will walk out of
the interview - I can put up with a lot but you're going too far.
Ali G: Chill Johnny, no offence. OK - you re-wrote dat Candle in the
Wind song when Princess Di got wasted, do you fink she was incinerated by
da SAS on da Queen's orders or do you fink it woz just down to dat p***ed
French c**t.
Elton John: Really Ali, Princess Diana was a very dear personal friend
of mine whom I loved very much - I don't want to discuss it.
Ali G: You loved her, but how could you if you is a batty boy? Is she
a femisist or somefink?
Elton John: (Elton leaves the room)
Ali G: Nil respect to da menstral batty boy of pop - some people is
just too sensidine. It must be all da years hangin wiv da homosapiens and
havin
his batty bashed. Anyways I is off for some erbal remedy wiv me boyz
westside.
Gazwad
wrong froup.
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Nick
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Beck
"Gazwad" <Dont Be So Far King Wee Tar Did> wrote in message
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> It is apparently going to be televised very soon - but Elton John is
> trying to Stop the broadcast - can't imagine why!
>
> Ali G: Alo! I is ere wiv none uver dan da batty boy of pop, John Elton.
> Respect.
By reading that transcript I am in favour of Elton John getitng it banned.
It is highly offensive, not only sexual, but also on the subject on his
friend who died.
Beck
Nick
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You talk as though she'd been incinerated by Ali G himself.
And anyway, John Elton IS a batty boy.
I wouldn't get all uppity if someone talked about my being a hetero boy, so
why would he over that ?
I mean I know you batty boys are meant to be sensitive and everything, but
this is plainly a case of Mr. Elton playing Prima Donna.
Anyway, people are dying all the time.
What was so special about Diana ?
She was just another loser, like her batty boy Willie.
Nick
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> Beck
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Beck
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You said "you tak as if she'd been incinerated by ali g" I never said
anything like that, they were your words.
And dont make assumptions that I am a batty boy either. get your facts
straight.
Also I never said diana was special, simply refered to her as being Elton
ohns friend - you wouldnt like it if a friend of yours had died and someone
had ripped the piss like that. It was rude and insensitive.
You have obviously made your posting with the intent to shock, in fact it
has done none other than look you look like a right prick.
Goodbye
Beck
Nick
Oh. Sorry.
> And dont make assumptions that I am a batty boy either. get your facts
> straight.
Oh, so you're staying in the closet now ?
> Also I never said diana was special, simply refered to her as being Elton
> ohns friend
According to John Elton, everyone is his friend.
- you wouldnt like it if a friend of yours had died and someone
> had ripped the piss like that.
Personally, I wouldn't give a stuff.
It was rude and insensitive.
How can it be rude if I don't even know (not of course, in the biblical
sense) the boy.
>
> You have obviously made your posting with the intent to shock, in fact it
> has done none other than look you look like a right prick.
See. There you go talking batty again.
> Goodbye
Battybye.
>
> Beck
Nick
>
>
Gazwad
At this rate hairy horn is going to accuse me of troll posting again.
Well he would if I wasn't in his krill.
Beck
LOL you also assume I am male.
Like I say, get your facts straight first then feel free to come back and
bite.
Beck
TezmitcH
anything he says, his reputation preceeds him. Surely people heard about his
Radio one interview.
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Gazwad
Nick
Well if you won't show yourself, you can't expect a fair fight.
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> Beck
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>
Steven
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Reminds me of the Liz Hurley one that was better but not true also.
These fakers are gettin poor man.
Steven
Beck
> > > > And dont make assumptions that I am a batty boy either. get your
> facts
> > > > straight.
> > >
> > > Oh, so you're staying in the closet now ?
> >
> > LOL you also assume I am male.
> > Like I say, get your facts straight first then feel free to come back
and
> > bite.
>
> Well if you won't show yourself, you can't expect a fair fight.
I dont need to show myself. Its your own lookout if you make yourself look
like a tosser because you make bad assumptions.
Beck
Beck
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> And stop picking on Beck she might be a really nice girl............pmsl
I might be, then of course I might be a bitch ;-)
Beck
Beck
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> I think that anyone who accepts an interview by Ali G can't complain about
> anything he says, his reputation preceeds him. Surely people heard about
his
> Radio one interview.
There are standards and he crossed the line.
Beck
Nick
Oh now that's soh unfeminine !
Ass-hole would have been so much better (if inaccurate).
But I just got it - you're a dickie van dyke right ?
Only a dyke could dream of resorting to such unlady-like language.
Well you have my sympathies.
It can't be much of a picnic being a dickless, second-rate bloke.
Were you born dyke or did you turn dick ?
The majority of dykedom is due to the latter.
Kind of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" mentality.
Nick
Nick
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
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> Beck
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>
Beck
Thats another bad assumption.
If you are going to be a troll, at least try and hide your email address.
Beck
Beck
I wouldnt be too homophobic if i were you - its a well known fact that
homophobia is caused by ones own insecurities about their own sexuality.
Beck
Nick
And why would I want to do that ?
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> Beck
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Baz
Baz
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Nick
Fact - poof !
It's a rather weary old chestnut now - "I find you disagreeable, so you must
be gay".
Sorry Becks, not swallowing tonight.
>
> Beck
>
>
Toxic
If you people don't like him, just switch channels................
What about freedom of speech????????
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> Standards????? Do you think Ali G fits into standards????
> If you people don't like him, just switch channels................
> What about freedom of speech????????
Right on bro.
Beck
Oh so you usually do swallow then? quesiton answered.
Beck
TezmitcH
promoting the new single "Julie" and went a bit to far with the sexual
refrenences for an afternoon show.
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Synapse Syndrome
Synapse Syndrome
J.
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| oops,
| wrong froup.
Gazwad
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> COCK!
How am I supposed to be able to stand up against eloquence as forceful as
that ?
Kadaitcha Man
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> > COCK!
>
> How am I supposed to be able to stand up against eloquence as forceful as
> that ?
You don't. You kneel down.
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JerryMouse
> I think that anyone who accepts an interview by Ali G can't complain about
> anything he says, his reputation preceeds him. Surely people heard about
his
> Radio one interview.
>
Is "Ali G" really Al Gore? If not, I never heard of him.
I do know who Truman Capote was, however.
Prince of Darkness
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> >
> > > COCK!
> >
> > How am I supposed to be able to stand up against eloquence as forceful
as
> > that ?
>
> You don't. You kneel down.
He probably already knows that :)
Prince of Darkness
> Radio 1 UK, he did an interview during afternoon live radio with Shaggy
> promoting the new single "Julie" and went a bit to far with the sexual
> refrenences for an afternoon show.
It was a massive scandal - huge quantities of people complained to the BBC.
Well, actually it was 20 idiots who can't tell the difference between a real
person and a humorous fictional character.