Re: Why do I get turned on after I take a dump?
Kadaitcha Man
drifter and wildly fucking woolly woofter who likes cold-blooded
rat-arse sucking with bison, and whose partner is a strumpet with a
voluminous bottomless pit, wrote in
<34WdnVzmas3oxXnZ...@bt.com>:
> "S_MacCloud" <"blibbity blappity boo"@[you-is-smart]yahoo.com> wrote
> in message news:xMTEg.62$fu4...@newsfe10.lga...
>>
>>
>> Synapse Syndrome wrote:
>>
>>> "Aroused" <meat....@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1155782200....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What
>>>> causes this?
>>>
>>> Are you german?
>>
>> fuckin LOL!
>>
>> Seriously.
>
>
> Seriously, the german fascination with shit is very real. I found
> that most of the toilets there have a shelf were the crap lands,
> above the water level. This causes as much smell as possible and
> allows a thorough inspection afterwards. It really is scary.
>
> http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-33,GGLJ:en&q=german+shit+fascination
>
> ss.
Ok, so you're german.
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> Synapse Syndrome <syn...@NOSPAMgomez404.elitemail.org>, the droning
> drifter and wildly fucking woolly woofter who likes cold-blooded rat-arse
> sucking with bison, and whose partner is a strumpet with a voluminous
> bottomless pit, wrote in
> <34WdnVzmas3oxXnZ...@bt.com>:
>>> Synapse Syndrome wrote:
>>>> "Aroused" <meat.plow1> wrote...
>>>>> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What
>>>>> causes this?
>>>>
>>>> Are you german?
>>>
>>> fuckin LOL!
>>>
>>> Seriously.
>>
>> Seriously, the german fascination with shit is very real. I found that
>> most of the toilets there have a shelf were the crap lands, above the
>> water level. This causes as much smell as possible and allows a
>> thorough inspection afterwards. It really is scary.
>>
>> http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-33,GGLJ:en&q=german+shit+fascination
>>
>> ss.
>
> Ok, so you're german.
OK, that was far, far TMI. Bleccch.
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debate over bilingual education.)
"The policeman isn't there to create disorder, the policeman is
there to preserve disorder" -- Mayor Richard Daley of Czechago,
September 23, 1968
"Moral: it's not a plot hole if two eyes and two brain cells can
solve it." -- Keith Goodnight, in atbvs, on NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon,
03 Jun 2002 16:46:02 EDT
"Kung fu's useful!"
"Bernadette, you ignorant oaf.
Bernadette, you brainless dullard.
Bernadette, you feeble-minded wag.
Bernadette, you blathering baboon.
Bernadette, you babbling boor.
Bernadette, you depraved dolt.
Bernadette, you stinking slimeball.
Bernadette, you yammering yak.
Bernadette, you lily-livered lush.
Bernadette, you hard-hearted hulk."
-- Mother Be Strange gets very hard on herself, in
MID: <94b6d5f1.02032...@posting.google.com>
"[Lurlean] would never dream of sleeping with a dog. The Bible's against
it. You don't seem to care what the Bible says, so she thought maybe you
gave that a try too -- in addition to sucking on Steve, letting him play
with your butt, and having seven different lesbian lovers in our bed."
-- Sistah Moonshine shocks a.p.h. with the revelation that she got it
off with "Romaine Brooks", in a now-vanished message
"I should have known my boss was evil when he called my jumping onto my
chair to praise the Lord out loud 'inappropriate behavior.'" -- Sistah
Moonshine: Oppressed Christian, in another vanished message
"I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from her dream
diary
"'drink that hooch,' they would say, 'and then smoke that joint. Bury
your head in that strange woman's crotch and bring her to a thunderous
climax with your tongue, then tell her no man could ever give her that
much pleasure in a thousand years. Tell her to leave her husband and
become a lesbian. Drip hot wax on that pervert's nutty buddies and then
charge him extra for the privilege.'" -- Sistah Moonshine is now working
on an erotic epic to outmatch Anne Rice.
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic".
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky
Joseph Bartlo wrote:
> A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
> and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
> person who keeps pounding my ass into the ground - you go on the lits
> of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
> embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
> know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
> sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
> crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of bullshit
> I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
> fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
> long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
> much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
> have a lot of goats to blow.
-- in MID: <43745576...@verizon.net>
"America is supposed to be the world's melting pot,
so melt!!" -- from some BBS
"There are no governors anywhere."
"The personal _is_ political."
"If humans decline to exercise faith, then an
omnipotent God is impotent." -- Teresita, x-posted to APH
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
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"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
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"This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus
No-one expects the Fannish Inquisition!