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Linus Torvalds is an Idiot

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Chronocidal Charlie

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May 21, 2013, 4:48:42 AM5/21/13
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Linus Torvalds is an Idiot. His linux operating system has been a
complete failure since it was begun in 1991. It will never be accepted
by the computer world. Linus Torvalds has wasted all these years
designing a total failure operating system. Apparently Linus Torvalds
is mentally disturbed and needs to be hospitalized for mental
retardation. Anyone who uses Linux is also mentally retarded and should
join Linus Torvalds in his mental asylum ward.

If you use linux, seek help from a professional at any nearby mental
hospital. When you sign in at the hospital, be sure to tell them that
you're a loser who can not accept windows, which is used by NORMAL
people. Then tell them that you spend 20 hours per day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year trying to make this loser Linux OS work, and have still
never gotten it to work after years and years. Any professional will
know that Linux does not work, and never will. with any luck, maybe they
can help you after they pump you full of drugs, and force you to use a
REAL computer with Windows.

Aragorn

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May 21, 2013, 9:11:53 AM5/21/13
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On Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:48, a psychotic Win-droid troll conveyed
nothing but nonsense to alt.os.linux through an anonymizing gateway.


,())))),
,()))))))),. THESE WINDOWS ,---,,,_
()))))))//((\ PSYCHOS SUCK ( ))
(\\( \))( \(/) HUHUH HUH HUHUH ( )
/( \\ / ( )
// _ \ (_(_(((( )
// \ / \ ( , \ )
\ (. . \ | / ) )
(, | ,) |\ / ( )
\ ^\/^ / HEH YEAH YEAH (.(.) S )
\ / THEY SUCK /_ \ )
\ (-<>-) / HEHEHEHEH /__) ^ \/
\ -- / ____ |
\ __ / )______ |
| | \ |
__-|__|-__ __-\__|-__
( ) ( )
|_| |_| |_| |_|
| | | | | | | |


Don't feed the trolls. ;-)

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Pinnerite

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May 21, 2013, 2:38:30 PM5/21/13
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wrote:
I am so pleased that you explained why I have so much fun enjoying the
security, reliability and diversity of Linux. Forgive me for preferring to
continue to live in the free world.


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J G Miller

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May 21, 2013, 2:59:21 PM5/21/13
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Op dinsdag, 21 mei, 2013, om 15:11:53u +0200, schreef Aragorn:

> On Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:48, a psychotic Win-droid troll conveyed
> nothing but nonsense to alt.os.linux through an anonymizing gateway.
>
>
> ,())))),
> ,()))))))),. THESE WINDOWS ,---,,,_
> ()))))))//((\ PSYCHOS SUCK ( ))
> (\\( \))( \(/) HUHUH HUH HUHUH ( )
> /( \\ / ( )
> // _ \ (_(_(((( )
> // \ / \ ( , \ )
> \ (. . \ | / ) )
> (, | ,) |\ / ( )
> \ ^\/^ / HEH YEAH YEAH (.(.) S )
> \ / THEY SUCK /_ \ )
> \ (-<>-) / HEHEHEHEH /__) ^ \/
> \ -- / ____ |
> \ __ / )______ |
> | | \ |
> __-|__|-__ __-\__|-__
> ( ) ( )
> |_| |_| |_| |_|
> | | | | | | | |
>
>
> Don't feed the trolls. ;-)

This may well rate as your best reponse to a troll posting ever ;)

Aragorn

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May 21, 2013, 3:24:17 PM5/21/13
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On Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:59, J G Miller conveyed the following to
alt.os.linux...
Sadly enough, I can't claim original art on this one. I copied and
pasted it myself from somebody else's response to a troll in a different
newsgroup, albeit that the text balloons were my edit. ;-)

Aragorn

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May 21, 2013, 3:31:45 PM5/21/13
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On Tuesday 21 May 2013 21:24, Aragorn conveyed the following to
Addendum: I only post technical rebuttal of a troll post if the troll
post is clearly intended to mislead GNUbies with misinformation.
However, in this case, it was abundantly clear that it was just
psychotic rambling from a puerile idiot, with no content worthy of any
serious reply. ;-)

root

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May 21, 2013, 4:10:38 PM5/21/13
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Aragorn <thor...@telenet.be.invalid> wrote:
> Addendum: I only post technical rebuttal of a troll post if the troll
> post is clearly intended to mislead GNUbies with misinformation.
> However, in this case, it was abundantly clear that it was just
> psychotic rambling from a puerile idiot, with no content worthy of any
> serious reply. ;-)
>

In this case I think the OP was intended as a joke. I got a laugh.

Aragorn

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May 21, 2013, 4:44:58 PM5/21/13
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On Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:10, root conveyed the following to
alt.os.linux...
Well, that's good for you - I personally got a bit of a cynical grin out
of it myself - but I can assure you that the original poster did not
intend this as a joke. He is one of the rabid Win-trolls [*] who
inhabit comp.os.linux.advocacy, and who regularly posts this kind of
psychotic whining to this and other GNU/Linux-related newsgroups.


[*] And yes, he does nymshift.

TJ

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May 27, 2013, 8:02:34 AM5/27/13
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I believe I several typos in your post. If you substitute "Bill Gates"
for each time you typed "Linus Torvalds," "Windows" for each time you
typed "Linux," and "Linux for each time you typed "Windows," you might
have something there.

No doubt an honest mistake. It could happen to anybody. Just be more
careful next time, OK?

TJ

retrc0

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Feb 6, 2021, 3:17:54 AM2/6/21
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yeah so... replying this after 8 years cause i just saw this crap and couldn't hold my self cause how dumb u are but.. what would u like to say now?.. well like did u see how many big security flaws windows had to deal with during these 8yrs and on the other hand linux manages to keep up to date to all there other distros so well and so organized... doing a way better job then windows.. oh i think u didn't know that.. and be sure to tell me how many times your windows OS keeps crashing lol.. and btw.. kali linux supports more then 350+ tools to hack or penetrate your windows machine and is better for coding 100 times then windows.. u see who's the loser now? course u dont.. and like your 8yr old argument makes no sense.. u are just harassing people who use linux and using words like *computer world* like how old are u lmao.. what the fuck is a computer world.. did u heard it when your mom was telling u a bed time story ?

STALKING_TARGET_03

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Feb 6, 2021, 10:36:08 AM2/6/21
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A shadow of causation, projected wisely, at the wrong time. The malware
is real, its presence at any point in time being on your AOL download is
a false negative. J. J. Lodder has been over this, in exquisite detail
previously, John.

This is truly an interest of John's. What J. J. Lodder does is certainly
more error resistant. Gee, what was your first cluebyfour? The ones which
claimed it was and that are unambigiously using faulty algorithm to make
the determination, or was it something else? Please do be specific. To
my way of thinking, taking time educating yourself is never a waste. Insisting
you know everything and working to 'prove' others that it's true? That
is a waste.


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Steven Carrolll - fretwizzen

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Feb 7, 2021, 12:39:42 AM2/7/21
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The only way that I could forgive AZ cryptology's constant need for fiddling
because of UI complications or poorly applied features is if I consumed the
substantial number of lies its community have been feeding Steven Carroll
since 1993.

Steven Carroll must recognize that others can go get FileMaker, right, gluey?
On top of that, anyone can filter his posts, which renders *his* immature
nonsense impotent, just like Steven Carroll.

How is wasting synaptic connections tied to love of AZ cryptology in any
way going to lead to improved newsgroup conversation? Can you stop seeking
for my attention?

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cherrypine4

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Jun 16, 2023, 10:31:50 AM6/16/23
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Ralf Schneider

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Jun 18, 2023, 12:57:08 PM6/18/23
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Am Fri, 16 Jun 2023 07:31:48 -0700 (PDT) schrieb cherrypine4:

> On Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at 1:48:42 AM UTC-7, Chronocidal Charlie wrote:
>> Linus Torvalds is an Idiot. His linux operating system has been a
>> complete failure since it was begun in 1991. It will never be accepted
>> by the computer world.
Where are your arguments and a proof ?

Regards
Ralf


Peter 'Shaggy' Haywood

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Jun 19, 2023, 10:09:40 AM6/19/23
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Groovy hepcat Ralf Schneider was jivin' in alt.os.linux on Mon, 19 Jun
2023 02:57 am. It's a cool scene! Dig it.
Please do not feed the trolls.

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RonB

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Jun 22, 2023, 1:47:35 AM6/22/23
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Linux a "total failure" that basically owns the server market, the device
market, the video rendering market, the supercomputer market and (via
Android) the mobile device market. Not too bad for an OS that will "never be
accepted by the computer world."

And to top it off, among people who have the ability to think for
themselves, it's the best choice for the desktop and laptop market.


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