J G Miller <mil...@yoyo.ORG> wrote in news:je79oc$8pc$
4...@dont-email.me:
ROTFLMAO!
Oh God, I am in tears really laughing at this one, you caught me, I have
to wear it, but will bite and wear it with whatever honor there is with
such an act, admission perhaps?
You know, I kind of forgot about the common Internet acronym used above.
I happened to be watching and episode of Law & Order, Special Victims
Unit, Season 6, Episode 14, "Game". It was a really good episode for me
because it involved PC gaming. The victim was run over by a car, stomped
to death with spiked heels, purse robbed, and what were detectives
Stabler and Benson to do? It turns out that Stabler's kid son is a fan of
video game and was visiting daddy at work in the squad room and saw some
of the crime scene photos on the wall. The kid asked about it, the photos
were grisly, and dad briefly explained it and covered the photos to
protect his kid. Somehow the kid noticed the girl was run over, kicked to
death, and was robbed of her purse and he immediately says this is the
hottest new game on the Internet, "Intensity". He then shows the game to
dad and plays the game, viciously running down an helpless woman and
gleefully showing dad how moneybags appear as points, he says he must get
the purse for bonus points and grabs it. More moneybags appear and dad is
totally shocked.
To make a long story short, they find the perps who are kids that are
fanatical video PC gamers and their defense is that "The game made them
do it". What is interesting is that the detectives find a programmer that
worked on the game and was fired for putting "bunny porn" in a kiddie
game. He was kept on as a tester but was a brilliant programmer. He was
psyched out by these kids that discuss the game online to put more Easter
Eggs in the game and they pay him like $1,000 to insert certain scenes
into the game. Once caught, the programmer is really sweating, he has a
powerful TV Degaussing coil by the door that "erases his entire hard
disk" when the detectives remove the PC and walk out his door with it.
The perpetrator kids taunt the programmer so bad as to commit suicide by
emailing him faked scenes from the game with his face in it and
"ROTFLMAO" in huge letters on his PC screen as he sees this message.
Okay, not totally related, but it explains my humor and the ancient
acronym used, plus gives you enough information to hunt the episode down
and watch it, if you are so inclined. All episodes available legally here
for free in reasonable quality without horrible ads right here:
http://watchsvu.net/
Dam you handled that quite well, Mr. Miller. I will admit that I was
slightly annoyed with your incessant request for details regarding my
optical drives. Why in hell is this man so concerned about DVD drives in
my system when I came here for distro advice and support? Well, I did
mention I could not boot a seemingly "good", bootable cd in this machine,
could that be it? Who knows, but I came here for advice and one thing the
Linux newsgroups are known for is that they are hungry for details and
will get irritated and not helpful very quickly if not provided with
requested system details. Okay, I'll bite.
I now understand your need for details and irritation that I could not
provide them at will. You make good sense, I got chewed out and it was on
target, but it was not done maliciously but in a well intentioned lesson.
And, as a bonus, you helped uncover a very, very serious DVD
configuration jumper error that could have caused radical data corruption
on all of my IDE devices. One drive cable select and one drive master.
Ouch! Installing a new data cable and not contorting it to match the
drive order really freaked my system out. In the BIOS I had NO IDE drives
at all or strange binary characters for ALL IDE devices. Plus, as per
your insistence for details, I had NO optical drives available on my
system and NO symlinks that deal with optical drives, at all, in my /dev
directory. What a great lesson! I pulled them, I set all to cable select
and all features and functions returned. No "serious" harm done.
What is puzzling me is that all of my configs are good and usable, for
some reason, my original .vimrc file is corrupted. I would love to know
how or why this occurred, it is almost like it was saved as a PC file and
not a UNIX file, but I cannot find any sort of text viewer, Windows or
Linux, that can read it properly. It is all there but there are strange
marks at the end of lines such as ^M and one other mark, some editors )
Notepad ++) show it as the word "sum" in a box, another as a subscript
letter T. The file command IDs it as a data file. Strange. This is not
serious, vim works just fine, but I did like the fact that my mouse used
to work with it, I had aspell installed, and boxes as well, although I
never really use boxes. That was at the infamous "Al Conner's" request.
Strange bird. Back stabber too. Puzzling character.
I just got apache working and am pleased, out of the blue I have a web
customer that needs site changes and oh I am soooo not ready for this. He
is nice, paid up front, and patient. Wonderful client. I need to config
and activate samba, apache (done), and, that will do for the moment. Swat
and Webmin make samba shares really easy, I can use that or maybe just
use my old samba.conf file if it is alright. I do not copy them over, I
run two putty windows side by side to manually copy and paste pertinent
info into the config files so as not to miss some subtle change in the
file. So far they are almost 100% identical between Fedora 15 and CentOS
6.2. Sweet.
I do not have time to investigate this right now (Customer paid for
work.) but if you are so inclined to view this strange .vimrc file, here
it is, original file, renamed vimrc.txt to make it accessible on a web
server. I cannot tell if this file was opened and saved in a non-UNIX
format or if it is genuine data corruption.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~theohmster/Linux/vimrc.txt
Hey thanks JG, I have to go now. Thanks a lot for helping me understand
the value of researching things more thoroughly before making a purchase.
(I am not totally blind, the Lite-On drives have great reviews in Maximum
PC magazine and that rag is pretty darned good for PC and gamer
enthusiasts. They even created a "Maximum Linux" magazine, I subscribed
right away, but they had to drop it, no advertisers would support it.
Perhaps because much of Linux is open source? Hard to sell software in a
rag like that, I guess.)
Forcing me out of my armchair and rolling up my sleeves to pull drives
was a huge plus, that config error was quite serious. Thank you and
goodnight.