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On 2012-04-25, Joost Kremers <
joostk...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> i'm already halfway there myself, seeing as i'm posting this
> from a machine running ubuntu... but i can't help myself, i actually *like*
> the way unity rolls the active window's menu and title bars and the global
> status panel all into one. it's just brilliant. it even makes my mac at
> work look old-fashioned.
Alas for how the once mighty have fallen! Dr. Joost Kremers. He was
a man. He lived. He died. Rest in peace, old friend.
Please everyone, remember Joost the way he would want us to, as the
treasured soul who endeared us all to new and wonderful things. Who
bravely ventured into the dark halls of acadamia then returned with
triumph, clutching a sheet of rolled up paper tied with a blue bow.
The man who taught us all that the way I talk is perfectly valid in
a linguist's point of view, and passed understanding and acceptance
to all he touched with his hallowed Cluestick.
The life of Joost Kremers was fraught with many dangers as well. No
one shall forget that in his youth he was exposed to the dangers of
temptation and eventually succombed to vice. How he was lead by his
peers into habitual emacs usage. Even intervention from his friends
and loved ones could not convince him to clean himself of the habit
that would, eventually, claim his life when he traded the sanity of
the UNIX way for this new devil which besets each of us in the open
source world. Like so very many who came before, he was lead astray
and now, sadly, he has parted from us forever. For we cannot follow
where he has gone without gambling our own minds in the neon lights
and bouncing bubbles of this modern devil distribution.
Alas, had poor Joost turned only unto beer, that holy drink of most
holy "Bob", had he not succombed to the wiles of the demon Stallman
and the demon Shuttleworth, (and who knows what other demons lurked
in the darkest recesses of his mind) we might still hold our former
brother Joost with the caring embrace of fellowship or brotherhood.
And let us all remember, that were it not for the grace of "Bob" go
we. Repent my brethren of any temptations that these heaten distros
have wormed into your hearts! Repent and cast out those foul demons
of sin from your life, and dwell ever more in the grace and comfort
of slack and in the presence of almighty "Bob".
Amen.
- --
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise,
Than for a man to hear the song of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:5
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