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Megatron

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Jan 1, 2010, 5:14:27 AM1/1/10
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man,I wouldn't want to get this DNA spliced/combined guy angry.

James Of Tucson

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Jan 6, 2010, 6:50:28 PM1/6/10
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On Jan 1, 3:14 am, Megatron <MasterGalvatr...@aol.com> wrote:
> man,I wouldn't want to get this DNA spliced/combined guy angry.

He wouldn't last ten seconds in a fair fight against Chuck Norris, if
there were such a thing as a fair fight against Chuck Norris.

Lew Pitcher

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Jan 6, 2010, 6:57:23 PM1/6/10
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In alt.os.linux.slackware James Of Tucson <james0...@gmail.com> wrote:

You mean that same Chuck Norris who uses doubles for his fight
scenes?

That Chuck Norris?


Lew Pitcher

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XODDI

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Jan 6, 2010, 8:06:46 PM1/6/10
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"Lew Pitcher" <LPit...@techsavvy.ca> wrote in message
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> In alt.os.linux.slackware James Of Tucson <james0...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jan 1, 3:14?am, Megatron <MasterGalvatr...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> man,I wouldn't want to get this DNA spliced/combined guy angry.
>>
>> He wouldn't last ten seconds in a fair fight against Chuck Norris, if
>> there were such a thing as a fair fight against Chuck Norris.
>
> You mean that same Chuck Norris who uses doubles for his fight
> scenes?
>
> That Chuck Norris?

He didn't want anyone to mess up his purdy face.

Grebo

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Jan 6, 2010, 10:43:19 PM1/6/10
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Chuck Norris uses doubles for his fight scenes because even
*pretending* to fight with Chuck Norris is deadly dangerous stuff. No
insurance company would ever allow anyone on-set to participate in a
staged fight against Chucky Norris, no matter how carefully
coreographed and practiced it is. When he kicks anywhere near you, the
rush of air burns your skin. When he punches in your vicinity, the
sound bursts your eardrums. Besides, Chuck Norris is incapable of fake
fighting. He is Chuck Norris. He takes fighting seriously... No, wait
-- fighting takes HIM seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybSGMkqWbQ

Grebo!

On Jan 6, 6:57 pm, Lew Pitcher <LPitc...@techsavvy.ca> wrote:

Blaster Master

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Jan 7, 2010, 7:35:10 AM1/7/10
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I remember that cartoon.


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Blaster Master
a.k.a.
Brad S. Russell


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Lew Pitcher

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Jan 7, 2010, 12:27:59 PM1/7/10
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In alt.os.linux.slackware Grebo <greb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Chuck Norris uses doubles for his fight scenes because even
> *pretending* to fight with Chuck Norris is deadly dangerous stuff.
> No

Well, no, top-posting trash. The point is that the double doubles
for Mr. Norris, not the other guy.

Once more and you're killfiled, permanently. And if we learn that
you are keeping it up we will ban you from usenet forever. Well,
maybe Al Gore can get you reinstated...

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