Re: In memory of Albert Woolfolk
Will Dockery
In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
>
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=27687742&blogID=415733618&Mytoken=6F01585C-9540-40CF-96B0C1B21785A72F199844985
>
> Current mood: sad
> Category: Life
>
> The date falls on exactly the same day as it did 5 years ago. Therefore,
> this makes things much more memorable. And, in five years passing, I
really
> feel we don't know much more than we did the day Albert's body was found.
> Who killed my brother, my mother's son and "baby", and he was a friend to
> many of you. Can you imagine the horror my mother must have experienced
> that Friday, July 18, 2003, when she entered my brother's home and
> discovered his lifeless body slumped down against the dryer in his
laundry
> room, beaten to the point where his jaw was broken and suffering multiple
> stab wounds where he lay in a pool of his own blood.
> The rage involved in his murder still tells me he knew this individual
that
> killed him. The fact that there was no sign of forcible entry reinforces
> the belief it was someone he knew. And, the fact that Albert's four
> Labradour retrievers never disturbred the neighbors nor attacked the
killer
> as he left through Albert's backdoor points directly at someone that even
> the dogs knew.
>
> The Columbus Police will tell you that this case is still under
> investigation. They have refused to ask for help from the GBI in solving
> this murder and have refused to participate with America's Most Wanted in
> airing a show on his unsolved murder.
>
> Albert was a life long resident of Columbus, having owned two successful
> home improvement businesses. He was drummer for the Columbus College (now
> CSU) Jazz Band in the late '70's under the direction of Paul Van DerGhanst
> and playing along with such jazz musician's as Tom Chadwick and Edward
> Robinson. Albert had also played with his older brother Sid Wolf and also
> David Ragsdale (now with Kansas). Albert was a "Buddy Rich" style of
> drummer and I even remember Albert meeting Buddy Rich back in either '73
or
> '74. He was a big fan of Billy Cobham, Lenny White and Steve Gadd, having
> autographed photos of both Cobham and White. His favorite band had to be
> the Yellowjackets and I remember him telling me his favorite Genesis tune
> was Musical Box.
>
> Albert and I may have differed in personalities like night to day. But,
we
> literally grew up "together". He was my partner for "catch", that past
time
> we've all shared of throwing the baseball back and forth just to pass
time.
> We were brothers, even though we had our share of discrepancies, we still
> backed the other when it came down to it.
>
> I don't know if we'll ever learn who killed Albert and why. There are
other
> things I'd like to discuss here, but every time I do, my family is treated
> to ugly phone calls by the investigators claiming that I am giving out
> non-published information and that this may be detrimental to the
> investigation.. Well, if the investigators did there job and would solve
> this heinous murder, maybe I'd quit runiing my mouth about what a poor job
> they have done.
>
> It was very nice of Will Dockery to dedicate our performance at the Loft
> last night to the memory of Albert. Maybe reminding everybody that this
is
> still an unsolved murder will revive interest on our homicide unit's part.
> Anyone with knowledge of who Albert was with or any information about his
> death is asked to contact the Columbus Police Department's Homicide Unit
at
> (706) 653-3416 or (706) 653-3405 or contact Crime Stoppers at (706)
> 653-3188. All information will be held in strictest confidence. -Gene
Woolfolk, Jr.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Guitar/vocals: Henry Conley
Vocal lyricist: Will Dockery
Guest flautist: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Live @ Pat's Place Americus, Ga
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
news:8b690$4894b70e$4b4c71e9$66...@KNOLOGY.NET...
> [Reposted for my personal grasp at receiving attention]
>
> In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
>
= snip =
So if he's really dead then all that means is you're using his death to get
yourself attention, just like you did with your now-dead wife.
Congratulations for re-hitting a low, Duckery. Congratulations.
Will Dockery
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
> "Will Dockery" wrote
news:8b690$4894b70e$4b4c71e9$66...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
>
> = snip =
>
> So if he's really dead
For five years, now, still an unsolved murder that we intend to keep trying
to get resolved.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Barbara's Cat
Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> [Reposted for alt.obituaries archive]
>
> In memory of Albert
"Albert Woolfolk died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
> Duck Stub Whammin by Goober Duck
> http://www.iblowtube.com/wretch=willdockery
--
Cm~
"My ex-wife died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
Barbara's Cat
Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
>
> > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> >
> > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> >
> > = snip =
> >
> > So if he's really dead
>
> For five years, now,
Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
--
Cm~
"Of course ["a publicity tool" for "Will Dockery"]
is one of the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming
Will Dockery
>
> > In memory of Albert
>
> "Albert Woolfolk died.
Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -
In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=27687...
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > [Reposted for alt.obituaries archive]
> > >
> > > In memory of Albert
> >
> >
> > "Albert Woolfolk died. By the way, I made a video
> > starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
> > - Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
> >
> >
> > > Duck Stub Whammin by Goober Duck
> > > http://www.iblowtube.com/wretch=willdockery
>
>
> QUACK!
Truth is like a hot poker in your eye, eh, Goober?
Will Dockery
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/msg/c0578f7a6cdfa623?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
>> For five years, now,
>
> Old death, new death, it doesn't matter
So that explains your poem about your dead sister, Barbie:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/msg/4df0ee90dd319289?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959
Vonnie Leigh
Humanity would never come to know
all the beauty you had to give it,
for the kiss you gave the rosary beads
took your life before you could live it.
Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
You would be proud of the man I became,
living life by the yard rules you taught me --
always help those who can't help themselves
and bugs are pretty if you just look to see.
Though days go by and my memory fails,
thoughts of you are still alive within me.
And I hope through me some will come to know
all the beauty that you were, Vonnie Leigh.
-- Cat
''You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.'' ...heh.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
> > >
> > > > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> > > >
> > > > = snip =
> > > >
> > > > So if he's really dead
> > >
> > > For five years, now,
> >
> >
> > Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
> > It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
> > to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
>
>
> Q U A C K !
Truth stings your shit-spamming ass like an angry hornet, eh, Goober?
Will Dockery
>
> Truth stings
It must, since you snipped the truth in my reply -
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/msg/c0578f7a6cdfa623?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
>> For five years, now,
>
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober "YEE-HAW! Someone Died! It's Shit-Spamming Time!" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > > > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > = snip =
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So if he's really dead
> > > > >
> > > > > For five years, now,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
> > > > It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
> > > > to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
> > >
> > >
> > > Q U A C K !
> >
> >
> > Truth stings your shit-spamming ass like an angry hornet, eh, Goober?
>
>
> Q U A C K !
And Truth gets you twirling mad like a coked-up ballerina,
swatting frantically with anything you can grab to keep it
away from your excessive-shit-spamming ass, eh, Goober?
Will Dockery
>
> And Truth gets you twirling mad
Not at all, Barbie... I'll just continue to set the record straight and
correct your lies.
>> In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/msg/c0578f7a6cdfa623?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
So that explains your poem about your dead sister, Barbie:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/msg/4df0ee90dd319289?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
>> So if he's really dead
>>
>> For five years, now
--
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.22ff51...@news.motzarella.org...
> Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
>
>> [Reposted for alt.obituaries archive]
>>
>> In memory of Albert
>
>
> "Albert Woolfolk died. By the way, I made a video
> starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
> - Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
>
Eh, it's the same thing he did with his dead wife.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > In memory of Albert
>>
>> "Albert Woolfolk died.
>
= snip =
How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and his
brother's death to get yourself attention, Duckery?
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>
> news:8b690$4894b70e$4b4c71e9$66...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
>>
>> > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
>>
>> = snip =
>>
>> So if he's really dead
>
> For five years, now, still an unsolved murder that we intend to keep
> trying
> to get resolved.
First of all, I doubt you have the social standing or the authority to lump
yourself in with "we."
Second of all, if it's five fucking years, why are you posting to Usenet
about it and why are you using it to get yourself attention and spam your
"works?" You are a lowlife disgusting imbecile, Will.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> Truth stings
>
> It must, since you snipped the truth
Which is exactly what you do every fucking day, isn't it Mr. Hypocrite?
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober "Thanks, Albert, For Dying So I Can Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Goober "YEE-HAW! Someone Died! It's Shit-Spamming Time!" Duck quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > > > > > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > = snip =
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So if he's really dead
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > For five years, now,
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
> > > > > > It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
> > > > > > to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Truth stings your shit-spamming ass like an angry hornet, eh, Goober?
> > >
> > >
> > > Q U A C K !
> >
> >
> > And Truth gets you twirling mad like a coked-up ballerina,
> > swatting frantically with anything you can grab to keep it
> > away from your excessive-shit-spamming ass, eh, Goober?
>
>
> Q U A C K !
James Joyce of Dublin, Ireland, died Mon 13 Jan 1941.
Jane Austin of Hampshire, England, died Fri 18 Jul 1817.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow of Portland, Maine, died Fri 24 Mar 1882.
Robert Frost of San Francisco, California, died Tue 29 Jan 1963.
There they are, shit-spamming Goober, four more deaths you can
use as an excuse to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups.
And you're always quacking I'm not helpful. Tsk-tsk.
Will Dockery
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
> news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > In memory of Albert
> >>
> >> "Albert Woolfolk died.
> >
> > Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -\
>
> = snip =
>
> How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and his
> brother's death
Learn to read. Gene-0 /wrote/ the piece.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote
>
>> news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> > In memory of Albert
>> >>
>> >> "Albert Woolfolk died.
>> >
>> > Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -\
>>
>> = snip =
>>
>> How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and his
>> brother's death
>
> Learn to read. Gene-0 /wrote/ the piece
YOU learn to fucking read. I didn't *say* he wrote the piece, I didn't make
*any* connection to his being the author. I *said* how would *he* feel about
*you* using *his words* to get *yourself* attention?
Lots of asterisks there, so let me sum it up for you.
- I never said anything about him being the author
- You are backpedalling and dodging
- You are still using his words and his brother's death to get yourself
attention
- You are a disgusting scumbag
Will Dockery
>
> >>
news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> >> > In memory of Albert
> >> >>
> >> >> "Albert Woolfolk died.
> >> >
> >> > Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -\
> >>
> >> = snip =
> >>
> >> How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and
his
> >> brother's death
> >
> > Learn to read. Gene-0 /wrote/ the piece
>
> YOU learn to fucking read. I didn't *say* he wrote the piece, I didn't
make
> *any* connection to his being the author. I *said* how would *he* feel
about
> *you* using *his words* to get
Perhaps we'll find out since I just emailed him to come over.
Again, if you'd learn to read, you'd see where in the original post Gene
Woolfolk clearly states -
''...It was very nice of Will Dockery to dedicate our performance at the
Loft last night to the memory of Albert. Maybe reminding everybody that
this
is still an unsolved murder will revive interest on our homicide unit's
part. Anyone with knowledge of who Albert was with or any information about
his death is asked to contact the Columbus Police Department's Homicide Unit
at (706) 653-3416 or (706) 653-3405 or contact Crime Stoppers at (706)
653-3188. All information will be held in strictest confidence.'' -Gene
Woolfolk, Jr.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Guitar: Henry Conley
Barbara's Cat
> read, you'd see where in the original post Gene Woolfolk clearly states -
>
> ''Will Dockery''
And there lies the ONLY reason you have repeatedly
re-posted the post across many newsgroups with your
shit-spam attached to it. You could not care less
about Albert Woolfolk's death. And too bad for you,
moron Goober, you accidentally quacked what's very
obvious to everyone in all of those newsgroups.
So pathetic. So asinine shit-spammer. So Dockery.
Will Dockery
know the Woolfolk musical family. Albert Woolfolk would most likely be right
here in the thick of things, drumming and generally keeping things
interesting. He was murdered 5 years ago this month, though, so this is not
to be this time around. I've posted a memorial thread at
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/msg/c0578f7a6cdfa623?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
Main page-
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/topics?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
and hope all of you will drop in and have a word, a memory, or even
important facts on the life of Albert Woolfolk.
Thanks,
Will Dockery
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> > Goober "Please! Someone Die So I Can Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Goober "Thanks, Albert, For Dying So I Can Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Goober "YEE-HAW! Someone Died! It's Shit-Spamming Time!" Duck quacked:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > > > > > > > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > = snip =
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So if he's really dead
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > For five years, now,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
> > > > > > > > It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
> > > > > > > > to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Truth stings your shit-spamming ass like an angry hornet, eh, Goober?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And Truth gets you twirling mad like a coked-up ballerina,
> > > > swatting frantically with anything you can grab to keep it
> > > > away from your excessive-shit-spamming ass, eh, Goober?
> > >
> > >
> > > Q U A C K !
> >
> >
> > James Joyce of Dublin, Ireland, died Mon 13 Jan 1941.
> > Jane Austin of Hampshire, England, died Fri 18 Jul 1817.
> > Henry Wadsworth Longfellow of Portland, Maine, died Fri 24 Mar 1882.
> > Robert Frost of San Francisco, California, died Tue 29 Jan 1963.
> >
> > There they are, shit-spamming Goober, four more deaths you can
> > use as an excuse to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups.
> > And you're always quacking I'm not helpful. Tsk-tsk.
>
>
> Q U A C K !
What? Those people are too well known to use for spamming your shit?
You prefer to only use the deaths of people who are unknown outside
of Gooberville? Well then, stupid Goober, buy a /Gooberville Ledger/
and waddle through its obits where surely you can dig up some unknown
whose death is good enough to post with your shit-spam attached to it.
Oops! You're too dumb to get a real job where you can afford to buy
a newspaper. My bad. I apologize. Hey, perhaps you could steal your
neighbor's newspaper? Just a thought. I really don't condone theft.
Will Dockery
behind me...
Sad, Barbie...
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
> >>
> >> = snip =
> >>
> >> So if he's really dead
> >
> > For five years, now, still an unsolved murder that we intend to keep
> > trying to get resolved.
>
> First of all, I doubt you
While I have /no/ doubt that you're an obsessed fool, Orson.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
>
>
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober "Someone's Death + My Shit-Spam = Me Happy" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Goober "Please! Someone Die So I Can Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Goober "Thanks, Albert, For Dying So I Can Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Goober "YEE-HAW! Someone Died! It's Shit-Spamming Time!" Duck quacked:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > > > > > > > > > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" squeaked:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, spamming his shit again, quacked:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > = snip =
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So if he's really dead
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > For five years, now,
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Old death, new death, it doesn't matter, eh, Goober?
> > > > > > > > > > It's just another oh-happy-day opportunity given you
> > > > > > > > > > to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups, right?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Truth stings your shit-spamming ass like an angry hornet, eh, Goober?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And Truth gets you twirling mad like a coked-up ballerina,
> > > > > > swatting frantically with anything you can grab to keep it
> > > > > > away from your excessive-shit-spamming ass, eh, Goober?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Q U A C K !
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > James Joyce of Dublin, Ireland, died Mon 13 Jan 1941.
> > > > Jane Austin of Hampshire, England, died Fri 18 Jul 1817.
> > > > Henry Wadsworth Longfellow of Portland, Maine, died Fri 24 Mar 1882.
> > > > Robert Frost of San Francisco, California, died Tue 29 Jan 1963.
> > > >
> > > > There they are, shit-spamming Goober, four more deaths you can
> > > > use as an excuse to spam your shit across multiple newsgroups.
> > > > And you're always quacking I'm not helpful. Tsk-tsk.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q U A C K !
> >
> >
> > What? Those people are too well known to use for spamming your shit?
> > You prefer to only use the deaths of people who are unknown outside
> > of Gooberville? Well then, stupid Goober, buy a /Gooberville Ledger/
> > and waddle through its obits where surely you can dig up some unknown
> > whose death is good enough to post with your shit-spam attached to it.
> >
> > Oops! You're too dumb to get a real job where you can afford to buy
> > a newspaper. My bad. I apologize. Hey, perhaps you could steal your
> > neighbor's newspaper? Just a thought. I really don't condone theft.
>
>
> Q U A C K ! S N I F F I N G ! Q U A C K !
It's not my fault you're a goober. If you wouldn't have aspired
to be Gooberville's number-one town drunk and instead worked at
becoming a respectable and productive citizen, you could afford
to buy a newspaper to find some deaths to spam your shit with.
And if you would have worked at getting yourself an education,
then perhaps you would actually be able to write something that
is worth spamming. As is, what you 'write' is nothing more than
thrown-together incomprehensible illiterate shit.
Your failures are no one's but your own, Goober. Truth, eh?
(Truth that will be predictably goober-snipped, eh, Goober?)
Will Dockery
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>
> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
Sure I do.
Here's some details on the art that was stolen from Albert's house at the
time of the murder-
"These two pieces of art are believe to have been taken at the time of the
Albert Woolfolk murder. If you have any information regarding the
whereabouts of these pictures, contact the Columbus Police Department's
Homicide Unit at 706-653-3416 or 706-653-3405 or contact Crime Stoppers at
706-653-3188.":
http://www.columbusga.org/police/WoolfolkArt.html
From:
http://www.columbusga.org/police/Crm_stp_cases.html
"Albert Woolfolk:
http://isolvecrime.com/images/Cases/cases.2.jpg
On July 18, 2003, 45-year-old Albert Woolfolk was found murdered in his home
on Habersham Avenue in Columbus. He was last seen at Coach's Corner Sports
Bar, 3709 Gentian Blvd. on Wednesday night, July 16th.
The time of death was shortly after midnight on that same night. He was
described as being 5'5" tall and weighed 145 lbs. He had short brown curly
hair with a receding hair line. He was last seen wearing a white sport shirt
with a stripe across the front and a pair of khaki pants. (A private reward
is being offered in this case. This reward is not being offered by the
Columbus Police Department or the Columbus Consolidated Government and
neither government agency is responsible for its management or pay-off.)"
Two pieces of art work are believed to have been taken during the murder.
"Anyone seeing this individual at Coach's Corner with knowledge of who he
was with or any information about his death is asked to contact the Columbus
Police Department's Homicide Unit at 706-653-3416 or 706-653-3405 or contact
Crime Stoppers at 706-653-3188. All information will be held in strictest
confidence."
--
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober "No Death is Safe from My Using It To Spam My Shit" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > read, you'd see where in the original post Gene Woolfolk clearly states -
> > >
> > > ''Will Dockery''
> >
> >
> > And there lies the ONLY reason you have repeatedly
> > re-posted the post across many newsgroups with your
> > shit-spam attached to it. You could not care less
> > about Albert Woolfolk's death. And too bad for you,
> > moron Goober, you accidentally quacked what's very
> > obvious to everyone in all of those newsgroups.
>
>
> Q U A C K !
It really torques your shit-spamming duck-ass
when you accidentally quack Truth, eh, Goober?
Will Dockery
>
> James Joyce of Dublin, Ireland, died Mon 13 Jan 1941.
> Jane Austin of Hampshire, England, died Fri 18 Jul 1817.
> Henry Wadsworth Longfellow of Portland, Maine, died Fri 24 Mar 1882.
> Robert Frost of San Francisco, California, died Tue 29 Jan 1963.
You left out Dylan Thomas... and I notice you accidentally snipped your
so-sad poem...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/msg/4df0ee90dd319289?hl=en%3Bfd72b6d1ef27c4
My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959
Vonnie Leigh
Humanity would never come to know
all the beauty you had to give it,
for the kiss you gave the rosary beads
took your life before you could live it.
Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
You would be proud of the man I became,
living life by the yard rules you taught me --
always help those who can't help themselves
and bugs are pretty if you just look to see.
Though days go by and my memory fails,
thoughts of you are still alive within me.
And I hope through me some will come to know
all the beauty that you were, Vonnie Leigh.
-- Cat
''You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.'' ...heh.
--
Barbara's Cat
> Q U A C K !
You've already quacked at that post, shit-spammer.
Do try to keep up.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> >>
> news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>> >>
>> >> >> > In memory of Albert
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Albert Woolfolk died.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -\
>> >>
>> >> = snip =
>> >>
>> >> How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and
> his
>> >> brother's death
>> >
>> > Learn to read. Gene-0 /wrote/ the piece
>>
>> YOU learn to fucking read. I didn't *say* he wrote the piece, I didn't
> make
>> *any* connection to his being the author. I *said* how would *he* feel
> about
>> *you* using *his words* to get
>
> Perhaps we'll find out since I just emailed him to come over.
"Come over?"
This isn't a fucking tea party in some urban neighborhood, Duckery. This is
Usenet, you delusional twerp.
>
> Again, if you'd learn to read, you'd see where in the original post Gene
> Woolfolk clearly states -
I *know* how to read, Duckery. *YOU* keep "ducking" the point.
>
> ''...It was very nice of Will Dockery
= snip =
Duckery and 'nice' go together about as well as fiber and colon cancer.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>>
>> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
>
> Sure I do.
Because you're using it to get YOURSELF attention. Hell for all we know,
YOU murdered the guy just to get YOURSELF attention five years later.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> Many of you know Gene-0 Woolfolk, my friend
Liar.
>and music collaborator,
So how many drugs did the two of you ingest?
>and many
> know the Woolfolk musical family. Albert Woolfolk would most likely be
> right
> here in the thick of things, drumming and generally keeping things
> interesting. He was murdered 5 years ago this month, though, so this is
> not
> to be this time around. I've posted a memorial thread at
= snip =
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> obsessed fool
Indeed you are. On both counts.
Dennis M. Hammes
Why are you making this so personal?
/All/ maggots suck the dead to make themselves Big and Strong.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org
Dennis M. Hammes
He could get yesterday's papers from the dumpster behind Parnello's
(the restraining order doesn't say anything about the dumpster).
The obits in an older paper are just as good for his "purpose,"
since the people in them are still dead...
Dennis M. Hammes
> Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>[Reposted for alt.obituaries archive]
>>
>>In memory of Albert
>
>
>
> "Albert Woolfolk died. By the way, I made a video
> starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
> - Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
>
>
>
>>Duck Stub Whammin by Goober Duck
>>http://www.iblowtube.com/wretch=willdockery
>
I dunno why you didn't leave the URL for amusement, as he's left
better films on gerden vegetables.
(I realise that the uninitiated could find them as terroristic as
a Karma Bomb, but /you/ didn't poast the URL.)
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
> news:c8fd$48960308$4b4c71e9$42...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
>>"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>>
>>>"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote
>>
>>>news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>In memory of Albert
>>>>>
>>>>>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, and here's the story from his brother Gene -\
>>>
>>>= snip =
>>>
>>>How do you think Gene would feel if he knew you were using Usenet and his
>>>brother's death
>>
>>Learn to read. Gene-0 /wrote/ the piece
>
>
>
> YOU learn to fucking read. I didn't *say* he wrote the piece, I didn't make
> *any* connection to his being the author. I *said* how would *he* feel about
> *you* using *his words* to get *yourself* attention?
>
> Lots of asterisks there, so let me sum it up for you.
>
> - I never said anything about him being the author
> - You are backpedalling and dodging
What? A Duck, dodgeweaving and stepping in his own shit?
Will wonders never cease.
> - You are still using his words and his brother's death to get yourself
> attention
> - You are a disgusting scumbag
>
>
Will Dockery
>
> news:d817b$489648f2$4b4c71e9$16...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> >> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
>
> > Sure I do.
>
> Because you're using it to get YOURSELF attention.
No, that looks like what you're here for, though.
Barbara's Cat
There it is, a solution to his problem. It's not like Goober is
picky, requiring a fresh death; the one he's presently using is
said to be near five years stale. Goober owes you for the help.
--
Cm~
"Of course ["a publicity tool" for "Will Dockery"]
is one of the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Oh, Goody! Somebody Died, So I Get
> > Another Opportunity to Spam My Shit" Dockery quacked:
> >
> >> [Reposted for alt.obituaries archive]
> >>
> >> In memory of Albert
> >
> >
> > "Albert Woolfolk died. By the way, I made a video
> > starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
> > - Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
> >
> >
> >> Duck Stub Whammin by Goober Duck
> >> http://www.iblowtube.com/wretch=willdockery
>
>
> I dunno why you didn't leave the URL for amusement, as he's left
> better films on gerden vegetables.
> (I realise that the uninitiated could find them as terroristic as
> a Karma Bomb, but /you/ didn't poast the URL.)
My fatherly instincts kicked-in to protect the innocent.
--
Cm~
"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Will Dockery
>
Good thing it isn't...
Will Dockery
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>
> What? Those people are too well known to use
The thread is about Albert Woolfolk.
----
In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Current mood: sad
Category: Life
The date falls on exactly the same day as it did 5 years ago. Therefore,
this makes things much more memorable. And, in five years passing, I really
feel we don't know much more than we did the day Albert's body was found.
Who killed my brother, my mother's son and "baby", and he was a friend to
many of you. Can you imagine the horror my mother must have experienced
that Friday, July 18, 2003, when she entered my brother's home and
discovered his lifeless body slumped down against the dryer in his laundry
room, beaten to the point where his jaw was broken and suffering multiple
stab wounds where he lay in a pool of his own blood. The rage involved in
his murder still tells me he knew this individual that killed him. The fact
that there was no sign of forcible entry reinforces the belief it was
someone he knew. And, the fact that Albert's four Labradour retrievers
never disturbred the neighbors nor attacked the killer as he left through
Albert's backdoor points directly at someone that even the dogs knew.
The Columbus Police will tell you that this case is still under
investigation. They have refused to ask for help from the GBI in solving
this murder and have refused to participate with America's Most Wanted in
airing a show on his unsolved murder.
Albert was a life long resident of Columbus, having owned two successful
home improvement businesses. He was drummer for the Columbus College (now
CSU) Jazz Band in the late '70's under the direction of Paul Van DerGhanst
and playing along with such jazz musician's as Tom Chadwick and Edward
Robinson. Albert had also played with his older brother Sid Wolf and also
David Ragsdale (now with Kansas). Albert was a "Buddy Rich" style of
drummer and I even remember Albert meeting Buddy Rich back in either '73 or
'74. He was a big fan of Billy Cobham, Lenny White and Steve Gadd, having
autographed photos of both Cobham and White. His favorite band had to be
the Yellowjackets and I remember him telling me his favorite Genesis tune
was Musical Box.
Albert and I may have differed in personalities like night to day. But, we
literally grew up "together". He was my partner for "catch", that past time
we've all shared of throwing the baseball back and forth just to pass time.
We were brothers, even though we had our share of discrepancies, we still
backed the other when it came down to it.
I don't know if we'll ever learn who killed Albert and why. There are other
things I'd like to discuss here, but every time I do, my family is treated
to ugly phone calls by the investigators claiming that I am giving out
non-published information and that this may be detrimental to the
investigation.. Well, if the investigators did their job and would solve
this heinous murder, maybe I'd quit runiing my mouth about what a poor job
they have done.
It was very nice of Will Dockery to dedicate our performance at the Loft
last night to the memory of Albert. Maybe reminding everybody that this is
still an unsolved murder will revive interest on our homicide unit's part.
Anyone with knowledge of who Albert was with or any information about his
death is asked to contact the Columbus Police Department's Homicide Unit at
(706) 653-3416 or (706) 653-3405 or contact Crime Stoppers at (706)
653-3188. All information will be held in strictest confidence. -Gene
Woolfolk, Jr.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Guitar: Henry Conley
Vocal: Will Dockery
Flute: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Barbara's Cat
> Q U A C K ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! Q U A C K !
Truth is like when your ex-wife kneed you in your groin, eh, Goober?
Will Dockery
"Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>
> Truth is like when your ex-wife kneed you in your groin
Sounds more like how you describe your relationship with Barbara.
Falling from Grace
Her eyes matched the shabby sepia hotel
the waitress told us the cream had a funny smell.
So we opted for black
before the ride back
to the city.
Mallard duck, mandolin, county fair
Ferris wheel wind
blows back her hair.
Falling from grace
it's a long way down there.
Ten years ago, man in a balloon
he went up high
and he fell to his doom.
All the while he was yelling
it wasn't pretty.
Everybody knows you've been cheating
wipe that smile from your face.
Everybody says I've been sober
Don't cry boy, you know what you done.
All I know is that I gotta turn it loose
three weeks now
and I'm headed for the noose.
Falling from grace it's a pity.
They think they're fixing
the world through fear
but they're out there
and I'm still in here.
So it goes by so fast
before the ride back
to the city.
Words - Will Dockery
Music -Riley Yielding & Henry Conley
© 2008
Barbara's Cat
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober "Proudly Shit-Spamming Using Someone's Death" Duck quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > It's not my fault you're a goober. If you wouldn't have aspired
> > > > to be Gooberville's number-one town drunk and instead worked at
> > > > becoming a respectable and productive citizen, you could afford
> > > > to buy a newspaper to find some deaths to spam your shit with.
> > > > And if you would have worked at getting yourself an education,
> > > > then perhaps you would actually be able to write something that
> > > > is worth spamming. As is, what you 'write' is nothing more than
> > > > thrown-together incomprehensible illiterate shit.
> > > >
> > > > Your failures are no one's but your own, Goober. Truth, eh?
> > >
> > >
> > > Q U A C K ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! M E ! Q U A C K !
> >
> >
> > Truth is like when your ex-wife kneed you in your groin, eh, Goober?
>
>
> Q U A C K !
But of course; it's been obvious from the first time
I observed you dodging, weaving, and ducking from it.
There is no doubt: Truth is your Most Feared Nemesis.
So head-fucked. So pussy-scared of Truth. So Dockery.
Will Dockery
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> I dunno why you didn't leave the URL
Here they are, thanks for asking, Uncle Hammy...
> news:e5c3c$4894b65f$4b4c71e9$65...@KNOLOGY.NET...
and
news:4ba11$488b76d3$4b4c71e9$29...@KNOLOGY.NET...
> >> > > In memory of Albert by Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
> >> >
> >>http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=27687...
> >> >
> >> > > Current mood: sad
> >> > > Category: Life
> >> >
> >> > > The date falls on exactly the same day as it did 5 years ago.
--
Dennis M. Hammes
Still, as you noted, there must be some sort of cutoff.
I mean, George Washington is evidently still dead, too, as are
Dwight Eisenhower and Francisco Franco, yet he appears to make no use
of them whatever, apparently.
Dennis M. Hammes
Figgered.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> I dunno why you didn't leave the URL
>
You are truly clueless.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:bb551139-ad41-40da...@25g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> news:d817b$489648f2$4b4c71e9$16...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>>
>> >> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
>>
>> > Sure I do.
>>
>> Because you're using it to get YOURSELF attention.
>
> No,
Yes. Who started the fucking thread, Duckery?
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>
>> This isn't a fucking tea party in some urban neighborhood
>
> Good thing it isn't...
Otherwise you might get your ass kicked.
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
> >> news:d817b$489648f2$4b4c71e9$16...@KNOLOGY.NET...
> >>
> >> >> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
> >>
> >> > Sure I do.
> >>
> >> Because you're using it to get YOURSELF attention.
> >
> > No,
>
> Yes. Who started the fucking thread
Take a wild guess, Dink.
--
Shed Art- the paintings of Will Dockery
http://picasaweb.google.com/pdwilso/20080805ShedArt
Will Dockery
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> He could get yesterday's papers from the dumpster behind Parnello's
> (the restraining order doesn't say anything about the dumpster).
Restraining order?
--
Shed Art- the paintings of Will Dockery
http://picasaweb.google.com/will.dockery/ShedArtThePaintingsOfWillDockery
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> >> news:d817b$489648f2$4b4c71e9$16...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>> >>
>> >> >> You could not care less about Albert Woolfolk's death.
>> >>
>> >> > Sure I do.
>> >>
>> >> Because you're using it to get YOURSELF attention.
>> >
>> > No,
>>
>> Yes. Who started the fucking thread
>
> Take a wild guess, Dink.
Exactly. YOU started the thread to get YOURSELF attention. Fucking moron.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Barbara's Cat" wrote:
>>
>> What? Those people are too well known to use
>
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> He could get yesterday's papers from the dumpster behind Parnello's
>> (the restraining order doesn't say anything about the dumpster).
>
> Restraining order?
Yea!
(Duckery never restrains himself)
Will Dockery
> Here's some details on the art that was stolen from Albert's house at the
> time of the murder-
>
> "These two pieces of art are believe to have been taken at the time of the
> Albert Woolfolk murder. If you have any information regarding the
> whereabouts of these pictures, contact the Columbus Police Department's
> Homicide Unit at 706-653-3416 or 706-653-3405 or contact Crime Stoppers at
> 706-653-3188.":
>
> http://www.columbusga.org/police/WoolfolkArt.html
>
> From:
>
> http://www.columbusga.org/police/Crm_stp_cases.html
>
> "Albert Woolfolk:
>
> http://isolvecrime.com/images/Cases/cases.2.jpg
>
> On July 18, 2003, 45-year-old Albert Woolfolk was found murdered in his home
> on Habersham Avenue in Columbus. He was last seen at Coach's Corner Sports
> Bar, 3709 Gentian Blvd. on Wednesday night, July 16th.
>
> The time of death was shortly after midnight on that same night. He was
> described as being 5'5" tall and weighed 145 lbs. He had short brown curly
> hair with a receding hair line. He was last seen wearing a white sport shirt
> with a stripe across the front and a pair of khaki pants. (A private reward
> is being offered in this case. This reward is not being offered by the
> Columbus Police Department or the Columbus Consolidated Government and
> neither government agency is responsible for its management or pay-off.)"
>
> Two pieces of art work are believed to have been taken during the murder.
>
> "Anyone seeing this individual at Coach's Corner with knowledge of who he
> was with or any information about his death is asked to contact the Columbus
> Police Department's Homicide Unit at 706-653-3416 or 706-653-3405 or contact
> Crime Stoppers at 706-653-3188. All information will be held in strictest
> confidence."
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
[Reposted to give Dockery the attention he desperately craves]
> Here's some details on the art that was stolen from Albert's house at the
> time of the murder-
>
= snip =
Who cares? Did YOU steal them?
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
>
>news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>>In memory of Albert
>
>>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>
Check the links above for the full story.
piedpiper
responsible for his murder is appreciated, regardless of what medium
is used to help solve this heinous act.
Will Dockery
"piedpiper" wrote
in message
news:ad40d21b-c45e-4144...@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Albert Woolfolk was my brother and any effort to help find those
> responsible for his murder is appreciated, regardless of what medium
> is used to help solve this heinous act.
Welcome to Usenet, Pied Piper... the scumbags who reply with their
foolishness serve the purpose of continuing to keep the information in the
thread available.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
>news:c8fd$48960308$4b4c71e9$42...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
>news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>>In memory of Albert
>
>>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>
> What?
Check the links above for the full attention whine.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"piedpiper" <piedpi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ad40d21b-c45e-4144...@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Albert Woolfolk was my brother and any effort to help find those
> responsible for his murder is appreciated, regardless of what medium
> is used to help solve this heinous act.
Uh-huh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "piedpiper" wrote
> in message
> news:ad40d21b-c45e-4144...@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>> Albert Woolfolk was my brother and any effort to help find those
>> responsible for his murder is appreciated, regardless of what medium
>> is used to help solve this heinous act.
>
> Welcome to Usenet, Pied Piper... the scumbags who reply with their
> foolishness serve the purpose of continuing to keep the information in the
> thread available.
Duckery, you're such a farce not even the Gong Show would have you on as a
contestant.
Will Dockery
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
> "piedpiper" wrote...
>
> Albert Woolfolk was my brother and any effort to help find those
> > responsible for his murder is appreciated, regardless of what medium
> > is used to help solve this heinous act.
>
> Uh-huh.
Glad you get it now, Orson.
Barbara's Cat
It is very probable Goober does not know who they are.
He does know Vincent Roses, another death he is using
as his latest excuse to spam his shit in 5 newsgroups
or more likely, just to prove he really is a jackass.
--
Cm~
"you might as well killfile me"
- Will Dockery's one and only
truly intelligent statement
12:44:58 EDT Wed 6 Aug 2008
Barbara's Cat
> [ Reposted to set the record straight, which is: ]
> [ no death is safe from my moronically using it ]
> [ as an excuse to spam my horrid shit on Usenet. ]
>
> Duck Stub Whammin by Goober Duck
> http://www.iache4tube.com/wretch=willdockery
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
> >news:c8fd$48960308$4b4c71e9$42...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> >news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> >>In memory of Albert
>
> >>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>
> > What?
>
> Check the links above
Yes.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> >news:c8fd$48960308$4b4c71e9$42...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>>
>> >news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >>In memory of Albert
>>
>> >>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>>
>> > What?
>>
>> Check the links above
>
> Yes.
You are pathetic.
Dennis M. Hammes
If he thinks /that/ still needs proof, we've found yet another thing
that God can't do.
Will Dockery
>
> > He does know Vincent Roses, another death
Yeah, Vincent was a great guy.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> > He does know Vincent Roses, another death
>
> Yeah, Vincent was a great guy
I hope his spirit haunts you for you getting attention through the death
Will Dockery
>
>
> news:203d9b27-5d8c-4df0...@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
> [Reposted to keep this unsolved murder current until solved]
>
> > Here's some details on the art that was stolen from Albert's house at the
> > time of the murder-
>
Albert Woolfolk's family and friends care, since you asked.
Will Dockery
>
> we've found yet another thing that God can't do.
Depends on which God you refer to.
>> Falling from Grace
>> Her eyes matched the shabby sepia hotel
>> the waitress told us the cream had a funny smell.
>> So we opted for black
>> before the ride back
>> to the city.
>> Mallard duck, mandolin, county fair
>> Ferris wheel wind
>> blows back her hair.
>> Falling from grace
>> it's a long way down there.
>> Ten years ago, man in a balloon
>> he went up high
>> and he fell to his doom.
>> All the while he was yelling
>> it wasn't pretty.
>> Everybody knows you've been cheating
>> wipe that smile from your face.
>> Everybody says I've been sober
>> Don't cry boy, you know what you done.
>> All I know is that I gotta turn it loose
>> three weeks now
>> and I'm headed for the noose.
>> Falling from grace it's a pity.
>> They think they're fixing
>> the world through fear
>> but they're out there
>> and I'm still in here.
>> So it goes by so fast
>> before the ride back
>> to the city.
>> Words - Will Dockery
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> we've found yet another thing that God can't do.
>
> Depends on which God you refer to.
The one that got drunk and created you.
Dennis M. Hammes
...proving once more that God /can/ make a moron so stupid that even
He can't teach it anything.
Will Dockery
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> >> we've found yet another thing that God can't do.
>
> > Depends on which God you refer to.
>
> The one that got drunk and created you.
Well, that narrows the list down considerably... heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote...
>> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> >> we've found yet another thing that God can't do.
>>
>> > Depends on which God you refer to.
>>
>> The one that got drunk and created you.
>
> Well, that narrows the list down considerably... heh.
No God would willingly create a shithead like you
Will Dockery
> "Will Dockery" wrote...
>
>
> >> >news:ec65d9ab-e0ed-4bc4...@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> >>In memory of Albert
>
> >> >>"Albert Woolfolk died.
>
>
> You are
Keeping the facts straight, yes.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:777d75ba-eb32-47b5...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>>"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>
>>>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>>>
>>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>>
>>>>>we've found yet another thing that God can't do.
>>>
>>>>Depends on which God you refer to.
>>>
>>>The one that got drunk and created you.
>>
>>Well, that narrows the list down considerably... heh.
>
>
> No God would willingly create a shithead like you
>
The "willingly" part is questionable (only as to meaning), since a
Dockery is a bottom-of-the-energy-curve creation, a little pile of
overused chemicals ("shit") squeezing one more "life" twitch out of
the little heat energy and a couple of ATP molecules ("goobers in the
shit") that it has left.
It's "God," yes, but it can hardly be called "will."
It's called "Will."
It stands (well, you know what I mean) briefly at the head of the
shit (a trVe Shit Head), Commanding its Destiny (return to shit).
It thinks it can make a "living" selling "free Will" on UseNet,
but the fact is that it can't even give that shit (shit) away.
Will Dockery
>
> The "willingly" part is questionable (only as to meaning), since a
> Dockery
[Uncle Hammy's ongoing Will Dockery fantasy-fixation noted and
snipped]
> It thinks it can make a "living" selling "free Will" on UseNet,
Writes the senile Uncle Hammy who makes hundreds of worthless posts on
Usenet every week, thinking ''it'' can make a "living" selling "free
Ham" on UseNet:
> Trouble is, they breed first.http://scruwlmark.org
--
God's Toybox by Will Dockery and Dennis Beck
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> The "willingly" part is questionable (only as to meaning), since a
> Dockery
[Uncle Hammy's ongoing Will Dockery fantasy-fixation noted and
snipped]
There is no fixation or fantasy, only your pathetically drooling mind
creates that.
> It thinks it can make a "living" selling "free Will" on UseNet,
Writes the senile Uncle Hammy who makes hundreds of worthless posts on
Usenet every week,
Even were that true (it's not), you still create thousands of worthless
posts on Usenet every week while belching out your gaseous distresses on
stage for everyone to scream and run away from.
Will Dockery
Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
>Truth
>Truth. So Dockery.
For once we agree, Barbie.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>>Truth
>>Truth. So Dockery.
>
> For once we agree, Barbie.
that you're a moron?
Dennis M. Hammes
Six Pack
There was an old Jacksonville moron
Whose dick had a rather large sore on.
He rubbed it with muck,
And out popped a Duck
For him and five others to score on.
Will Dockery
Will Dockery (b.1865 – d.1936) built from scratch the Dockery Plantation,
the famous home of such original Delta blues musicians as Charley Patton,
the legendary Robert Johnson, Son House, Howlin' Wolf, Willie Brown, Tommy
Johnson, and Pops Staples.[1][2]
Contents [hide]
1 Plantation
2 The blues
3 Historic Marker
4 Notes
Plantation
Dockery's parents left the Carolinas sometime before the Civil War and
settled in Mississippi as farmers, but were left poor by the war's end.[3]
After Dockery graduated from the University of Mississippi in 1885, he left
the family farm and purchased, with a $1000 gift from his grandmother,
tracts of forest and marshland outside of Cleveland, Mississippi in the
Mississippi Delta between the Yazoo River and the Sunflower River. First he
went into the lumber business, cutting trees and building a sawmill. As he
made more money he acquired more land; realizing that the bottom soil was
rich, he cleared the trees, drained the marshes of malaria-carrying
mosquitoes and began to plant cotton. Soon it became known that Dockery
needed manual labor, plenty of it, and he was willing to pay for it, so
laborers flocked there. Eventually, Will Dockery build a large cotton gin, a
post office and a company store which produced its own money.[3] By the
1930s, Dockery plantation was over 18,000 acres covering 28 square miles of
rich fertile river delta lowland. Will Dockery earned a reputation for
treating his workers fairly.[1]
Over the years, black laborers began to migrate to the Dockery Plantation,
to work in the fields and become tenant farmers or sharecroppers, a system
in which they leased land to cultivate, paying the owner a share of the
crop. The families lived on their land and grew their own gardens. Often
peripatetic blues muscians were attracted there for itinerant work and they
lived in what were called the "quarters" for bachelors, known for the
partying and drinking going on there. Here musicians, often drunk, played
their music far into the night. The guitar was particularly suited to the
rural Mississippi Delta musician.[4]
The Mississippi Blues Commission placed a historic marker at the site of the
plantation in recognition of its enormous importance in the development of
the Mississippi blues.
The blues
It is difficult to find traces of the earliest blues styles, but it was in
the delta, in Cleveland, Mississippi, that W.C. Handy heard a man singing a
blues in 1895.[5]
Although the complete history will never be known, there is a central theme
to the development of what is known as the blues, and that is the plantation
that Will Dockery built outside of Cleveland. Although Dockery was unaware
of the music his laborers played in their quarters at "house parties" during
their off hours, his plantation provided a particularly fertile atmosphere
for musicians to gather and play their music while others listened and
danced. It is difficult to know what Mississippi music would have emerged
without the musical mix of Tommy Johnson, Charley Patton, and Robert
Johnson.[6]
Historic Marker
A marker designating Dockery Plantation as a site on the Mississippi Blues
Trail is an acknowledgment of the important contribution of the plantation
to the development of the blues in Mississippi.[2]
The marker was placed in Cleveland, Mississippi. Governor Haley Barbour
stated:
I’m pleased to include Dockery Plantation on the Mississippi Blues Trail.
Apart from the town’s unique historical legacy, which includes printing its
own money, Dockery was home to famed Bluesman Charley Patton and played a
significant role in the development of the Delta Blues.[7]
[edit] Notes
^ a b Dockery Farms and the Birth of the Blues. Thelonious Monk Institute of
Jazz. Retrieved on 2008-08-13.
^ a b Mississippi Blues Commission — Blues Trail. www.msbluestrail.org.
Retrieved on 2008-05-29.
^ a b Palmer, Robert (1981). Deep Blues. Middlesex, Eng.: Penguin Books
Ltd., pp 49–54. ISBN 0140062238.
^ Miller, James. Articles: The Origins of the Mississippi Delta Blues —
Historical Text Archive. www.historicaltextarchive.com. Retrieved on
2008-08-13.
^ Charters, Samuel (1977). The Blues Makers. New York: Da Capo Press, 32,
Part I. ISBN 0-306-80438-7.
^ Oliver, Paul (1984). Blues Off the Record:Thirty Years of Plue Commentary.
New York: Da Capo, p. 45. ISBN 0-306-80321-6.
^ Dockery Plantation to be honored with Blues Trail Marker. Mississippi
Development Authority. Retrieved on 2008-05-29.
Adapted from the Wikinfo article, "Will Dockery (1865-1936)"
--
Will Dockery
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>
> >>Truth
> >>Truth. So Dockery.
> >
>
> that you're
Standing for Truth, of course.
--
"Wobble" written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >>Truth
>> >>Truth. So Dockery.
>> >
>> > For once we agree.
>>
>> that you're
>
> Standing for Truth, of course.
The narcissism is evolving into a Superman complex. Not good.
Will Dockery
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> There was an old Jacksonville moron
I hadn't heard you'd retired to Florida, Uncle Hammy.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> There was an old Jacksonville moron
>
> I hadn't heard you'd retired to Florida, Uncle Hammy.
I hadn't heard you had gotten even lamer, Duckery.
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >> >>Truth
> >> >>Truth. So Dockery.
> >> >
> >> > For once we agree.
> >>
> >> that you're
> >
> > Standing for Truth, of course.
>
> The narcissism is evolving into a Superman complex.
While yesterday you obsessed groupies had me turned into Dracula... heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery_%281865-1936%29
>
> Will Dockery (b.1865 - d.1936)
Even as a corpse you are boring.
Will Dockery
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>
> http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery_%281865-1936%29
> >
> > Will Dockery (b.1865 - d.1936)
>
> Even as a corpse you are boring.
Yet here you are, night after night, hanging on my every word... heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> >>Truth
>> >> >>Truth. So Dockery.
>> >> >
>> >> > For once we agree.
>> >>
>> >> that you're
>> >
>> > Standing for Truth, of course.
>>
>> The narcissism is evolving into a Superman complex.
>
> While yesterday you obsessed groupies had me turned into Dracula...
You are so goddamn stupid it's amazing you're multi-celled.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" wrote...
>>
>> http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery_%281865-1936%29
>> >
>> > Will Dockery (b.1865 - d.1936)
>>
>> Even as a corpse you are boring.
>
> Yet
- snip -
Quit quacking and stay dead, please.
Will Dockery
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >> >> >>Truth
> >> >> >>Truth. So Dockery.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > For once we agree.
> >> >>
> >> >> that you're
> >> >
> >> > Standing for Truth, of course.
> >>
> >> The narcissism is evolving into a Superman complex.
> >
> > While yesterday you obsessed groupies had me turned into Dracula...
>
> You are
Only in your fantasies... heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >>Truth
>> >> >> >>Truth. So Dockery.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > For once we agree.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> that you're
>> >> >
>> >> > Standing for Truth, of course.
>> >>
>> >> The narcissism is evolving into a Superman complex.
>> >
>> > While yesterday you obsessed groupies had me turned into Dracula...
>>
>> You are
>
> Only in your fantasies... heh.
Don't flatter yourself, you post-editing peon.
Dennis M. Hammes
"Evolving"? Dockery's "Truth" has /always/ been cheesy.
He stands for the American whey.
Dennis M. Hammes
Yeh, Duckreek. A vampire fondles the "soil" (shit) of the /old/
country. You fondle only your own.