Healthwatch: Artie Lange
AndrewJ
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/02/artie-lange-hospitalized-howard-stern-show/
Lange has a long, well-documented substance-abuse problem. He's been
off the Stern show since early December...
-- Andrew M.
MWB
GO PATRIOTS
Mark
Bo Bielefeldt AKA The Fireball
> TMZ reporting he was taken to a local Jersey hospital taken:
>
>
> Lange has a long, well-documented substance-abuse problem. He's been
> off the Stern show since early December...
>
> -- Andrew M.
I put him on my AODP list for the very first time in 2010. Looks like
I might've been on to something.
KingDaevid
> I put him on my AODP list for the very first time in 2010. Looks like
> I might've been on to something.
...I've had him on mine for the last four or five years. I'd hate to
see him go, but if he's so damed intent on doing it I wanna get
*something* out of it...
kdm
Tim J.
Wasn't there a "death watch" site set up for him some time back?
Hoodoo
(Central Standard Time), spoke thusly:
> Wasn't there a "death watch" site set up for him some time back?
I haven't viewed it in many months, but, there at least used to be one.
There was also a false report of his demise reported in Las Vegas
several years ago. I believe it coincided with a personal appearance he
had scheduled in that city.
--
"Think with your dipstick, Jimmy."
Look up the word 'dive' in the dictionary.
After the initial definitions regarding
aquatic and aeronautical topics, you'll
see a photo of this joint.
islanders
>
> Look up the word 'dive' in the dictionary.
> After the initial definitions regarding
> aquatic and aeronautical topics, you'll
> see a photo of this joint.
More hilarity from hoo dope. It just gets funnier and funnier.
rob cibik
commissioner of the NBA.
Hoodoo
(Central Standard Time), spoke thusly:
> On Jan 3, 3:47�pm, Hoodoo <hoo...@spamcop.net> wrote:
Unwrap those yards of canvas covering your Hogzilla-sized porcine ass;
hold the heavily reinforced fabric high above your head in a very strong
windstorm; and, after the runny stuff greatly improves your looks by
dripping down to cover your face, sail away on a shitstained smelly
adventure, diaperboy.
Just make sure the wind is blowing in an easterly direction so you sail
out into the Atlantic Ocean. Your presence on the American land mass
(only slightly larger than yourself) has already tainted to the extreme
the general populace of New England.
--
"Think with your dipstick, Jimmy."
Look up the word 'dive' in the dictionary.
islanders
>
> Unwrap those yards of canvas covering your Hogzilla-sized porcine ass;
> hold the heavily reinforced fabric high above your head in a very strong
> windstorm; and, after the runny stuff greatly improves your looks by
> dripping down to cover your face, sail away on a shitstained smelly
> adventure, diaperboy.
>
> Just make sure the wind is blowing in an easterly direction so you sail
> out into the Atlantic Ocean. Your presence on the American land mass
> (only slightly larger than yourself) has already tainted to the extreme
> the general populace of New England.
>
Just gets funnier and funnier
islanders
>
> � � � � � ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
> � � � � � Erik, time to join the Army, get in shape--and then go to
> Afghanistan and maybe get on-topic.- Hide quoted text -
>
>
Hoodope shouldbe proud. She made a walking, talking turd laugh.
AndrewJ
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ
Howard and crew this morning somberly discussing Artie's health. I
suspect it will be a long time before Artie returns to the show in any
capacity.
Tim J.
wrote:
>Page Six now reporting it was, indeed, a suicide attempt:
I think he's been passively trying to commit suicide for years.
Hoodoo
(Central Standard Time), spoke thusly:
> Page Six now reporting it was, indeed, a suicide attempt:
From that webpage:
Stern sidekick in suicide try
10:47 AM, January 7, 2010
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself
nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post.
Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his
Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement
source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep
plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the
Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come
to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange
despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this
week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given
this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous
contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/01/07/pagesix/photos_stories/cropped/artie_lange_wireimage--300x300.jpg
Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange
[Link on webpage for:]
PHOTOS: ARTIE LANGE
Hoodoo
(Central Standard Time), spoke thusly:
> On Jan 6, 10:28�pm, "A" <a...@att.net> wrote:
>> � � � � � ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! � � � � � Erik, time to join the Army,
>> get in shape--and then go to Afghanistan and maybe get on-topic.-
> Hoodope shouldbe proud. She made a walking, talking turd laugh.
Your parents should be commended for their expertise in successfully
creating a science experiment in which afterbirth was able to sustain
itself via alcoholic beverages alone, become Hogzilla-sized in the
process, and operate a computer well enough to forevermore taint usenet
newsgroups.
If only they could have taught you to properly manage your bowel
movements so you could wear normal, albeit greatly oversized, clothes
or, change your diapers in a timely manner.
Hoodoo
(Central Standard Time), spoke thusly:
>> Page Six now reporting it was, indeed, a suicide attempt:
>> http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ
Jan. 22, 2010
NAMES + FACES
Network to air Lange special
BY B.J. HAMMERSTEIN
FREE PRESS COLUMNIST
http://www.freep.com/article/20100122/ENT07/1220354/
Weeks after a suicide attempt, longtime Howard Stern sidekick Artie
Lange is still recovering, but Comedy Central is going ahead with plans
to air a stand-up show featuring the comedian.
The hour-long "Jack and Coke" special, premiering at 10 p.m. Saturday as
part of the network's Stand-Up Month programming, was placed on the
schedule in November, long before Lange's New Year's suicide attempt,
Comedy Central spokesman Steve Albani told the Free Press on Thursday.
"The news about Artie is tragic, but we spoke to his camp and are
excited to share with his fans the genius of his stand-up act and this
never-seen-before special," Albani said.
Lange, who was in Detroit in October to headline the Friends for Adam
Niskar Trust Benefit fund-raiser at the Detroit Opera House, recorded
the stand-up show in May 2009 at New York's Gotham Comedy Club.
Representatives from Lange's team didn't offer any updates on his
recovery. He was hospitalized after stabbing himself in the stomach nine
times, but has since been released.
--
Trout Mask Replica
Trace
> excited to share with his fans the genius of his stand-up act and this
> never-seen-before special," Albani said.
>
I hope if I'm ever hospitalized, someone speaks to my camp.
Trace
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