Linda (Lovelace) dead from crash injuries
Louis Epstein
known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
She had been in an automobile accident April 3rd and died
today(the 22nd) from injuries she then sustained,having
been hospotalized since.
The article confusingly says that she and Larry Marchiano
divorced in 1996 after 25 years of marriage,and that she
and her previous husband,not named but said to have
forced her into porno at gunpoint,divorced in 1973.
It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
-=-=-
The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,
at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.
Loki
wrote:
>The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
>known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
>otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
That sucks.
Loki
Louis Epstein
: In article <uz4x8.139147$GS6.13...@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>,
: Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote:
:> It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
: That's pretty hard to swallow.
Come on now.
Svingen
What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
Svingen
Bill Schenley
> > It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
> That's pretty hard to swallow.
Then use a Dixie Cup (tm).
Julz
>
>What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
>
You said a mouthful.
Brad Ferguson
Svingen <jfe...@netins.net> wrote:
All these jokes should be rated Ecchs.
Phil Latio
wrote:
>The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
>known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
>otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
>
>She had been in an automobile accident April 3rd and died
>today(the 22nd) from injuries she then sustained,having
>been hospotalized since.
>
>The article confusingly says that she and Larry Marchiano
>divorced in 1996 after 25 years of marriage,and that she
>and her previous husband,not named but said to have
>forced her into porno at gunpoint,divorced in 1973.
>
>It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
>
She claimed not to have made an 8mm movie, prior to her appearance in
Deep Throat, where she was in violent congress with a dog. This was
about 1973. So lovable Al Goldstein of Screw Magazine posted a clip
from the film in his rag showing it was unmistakenly her. She was
exploited okay, making a fast $250 for a film which has grossed almost
half a billion dollars worldwide and CONTINUES to make money to this
day. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi etc.
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Biminy . . . Quinn Biminy
>>
>>What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
>>
>
>You said a mouthful.
Such cunning linguists.
Bim
"The puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but
because it gave pleasure to the spectators."-Thomas B Macaulay
Maria: Marry sir, sometimes he is a kind of puritan
Sir Andrew: O! If I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog
Robert R. Feigel
wrote:
Ah come on! She was only trying to get ahead.
bob
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Robert R. Feigel
wrote:
>In article <n6u9cu0vuarogfuqg...@4ax.com>,
> Robert R. Feigel <surfwriter...@earthsea.co.nz> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:11:03 -0500, jfe...@netins.net (Svingen)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <dtl9cu84kbkee7lm0...@4ax.com>, Cubby...@aol.com
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 03:30:34 GMT, Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
>> >> >known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
>> >> >otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
>> >>
>> >> That sucks.
>> >
>> >What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
>> >
>> >Svingen
>>
>> Ah come on! She was only trying to get ahead.
>
>You've got it backwards.
>
>- TGS
Do you mean it's more blessed to give than to receive?!?
Lenny Brockman
Robert R. Feigel
wrote:
>In article <4pu9cu0v0q5he9ttn...@4ax.com>,
> Robert R. Feigel <surfwriter...@earthsea.co.nz> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:05:27 -0700, The Grim Sweeper <t...@invalid.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <n6u9cu0vuarogfuqg...@4ax.com>,
>> > Robert R. Feigel <surfwriter...@earthsea.co.nz> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:11:03 -0500, jfe...@netins.net (Svingen)
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <dtl9cu84kbkee7lm0...@4ax.com>,
>> >> >Cubby...@aol.com
>> >> >wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 03:30:34 GMT, Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
>> >> >> >known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
>> >> >> >otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That sucks.
>> >> >
>> >> >What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
>> >> >
>> >> >Svingen
>> >>
>> >> Ah come on! She was only trying to get ahead.
>> >
>> >You've got it backwards.
>> >
>> >- TGS
>>
>> Do you mean it's more blessed to give than to receive?!?
>
>She was a blessed giver all right!
>
I see what you mean!
IBob
Bill Schenley
> > What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as
these.
> Uh, oh. Here we go again! Nothing but bad sex puns and gross out
> remarks.
> Linda was a person, a real person, and she deserves some respect as
an
> actress, even if she was mostly in porn films. I'm sorry to hear of
her
> sudden demise at just 53.
Hilarious. If the Queen Mum didn't get any respect in AO ... Why the
hell
would you think Linda Lovelace might.
> I only got to see the film years after it was released and it was a
> interesting film to watch ...
"Interesting." Well, I guess that's one way to describe it.
> but it wasn't the best ever made.
<laughing> Like you really had to type that last sentence.
Reid
"Louis Epstein" <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote in message
news:uz4x8.139147$GS6.13...@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
> known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
> otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
>
> She had been in an automobile accident April 3rd and died
> today(the 22nd) from injuries she then sustained,having
> been hospotalized since.
>
> The article confusingly says that she and Larry Marchiano
> divorced in 1996 after 25 years of marriage,and that she
> and her previous husband,not named but said to have
> forced her into porno at gunpoint,divorced in 1973.
>
They're talking about 2 different ex-husbands. The first one is the one she
claimed forced her into pornography, abused her, etc. She was married to
the second husband for 25 years, and he says they were still best friends,
even though they divorced in 1996.
Reid
Texas
Louis Epstein
: "Louis Epstein" <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote in message
No question about that.
My point is that there is no room for a 25-year marriage
between 1973 and 1996.
H Newcomb
"Robert R. Feigel" <surfwriter...@earthsea.co.nz> wrote in message
news:n6u9cu0vuarogfuqg...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:11:03 -0500, jfe...@netins.net (Svingen)
> wrote:
>
> >In article <dtl9cu84kbkee7lm0...@4ax.com>,
Cubby...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 03:30:34 GMT, Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
> >> >known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
> >> >otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
> >>
> >> That sucks.
> >
> >What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
> >
> >Svingen
>
> Ah come on! She was only trying to get ahead.
>
> bob
Have some sympathy. News of this sort always gets someone down in the
mouth.
brigidnelson
>
> > I only got to see the film years after it was released and it was a
> > interesting film to watch ...
>
> "Interesting." Well, I guess that's one way to describe it.
>
> > but it wasn't the best ever made.
>
> <laughing> Like you really had to type that last sentence.
He must have meant that it wasn't the best *pron* film ever made. Like
most critics I'm sure he prefers _the Devil in Miss Jones_.
brigid
Bob Flaminio
news:tgs-5F6942.0...@corp.supernews.com...
> In article <df8x8.2970$iQ5.2...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> "R." <r747*@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> She deserved some of the $millions the film made since '72.
>
> Only a faux libertarian would make that claim.
>
> Turn in your card, R.
I presume that prior to making the film LL signed some sort of
contract, and one of the elements of the contract was how much she
would be paid for her appearance in the film. If she did indeed
receive that sum of money, then her involvement with the film is
*over*, regardless of whether it made $100 or $100 Billion. It's her
own fault for not negotiating a better deal.
Does that make me a "real" libertarian?
-Bob
Bob Flaminio
news:uRgx8.1155$iI5....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> TGS, she said she got NOTHING from the movie and her husband
only
> received $1,250.
> I don't understand how she contracted to do the film and got
NOTHING
> from it.
You've read her contract, I presume? You have all the accounting
records from the production company, and bank deposits into Ms.
Lovelace's accounts? Or are you basing all of this on what "she" said,
with her bias and axe to grind?
> Do you?
> I suspect fraud in the execution of the pay for her in that
contract!
Fraud would be for the courts to decide. Did this case ever go to
trial? What was the verdict? Or was she just belly-aching all these
years, with no real case?
-Bob
Reid
> In article <Drex8.59241$ro5.5...@bin6.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>,
> Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote:
>
> > Reid <reid197...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >
> > No question about that.
> > My point is that there is no room for a 25-year marriage
> > between 1973 and 1996.
>
>
> - TGS
Ah! I didn't even bother to do the math!
Reid
in Texas
Brad Ferguson
<reid197...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
According to the AP quote above, the marriages overlapped (pun
intended) by two years.
To...@fred.net
: In article <jfenton-2204...@desm-32-042.dsl.netins.net>,
: Svingen <jfe...@netins.net> wrote:
Agreed. It makes me gag.
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>:> > wrote:
>:> >
>:> > >The Associated Press reports the death of the woman
>:> > >known to porno fans as Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat,
>:> > >otherwise known as Linda Boreman and Linda Boreman Marchiano.
>:> >
>:> > That sucks.
>:>
>:> What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as these.
>
>
>: All these jokes should be rated Ecchs.
>
>Agreed. It makes me gag.
I find this whole thing hard to swallow.
Volfie
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Matthew Hubbard
>
> >>> That sucks.
> >>
> >>What a blow. Job is where I turn to in my Bible in times such as
> >>these.
> >
> >You said a mouthful.
>
> Such cunning linguists.
Perhaps we should start a chorus of "She's a Jolly Good Fellatio."
Or perhaps not,
MattH
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Louis Epstein
: In article <Drex8.59241$ro5.5...@bin6.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>,
: Louis Epstein <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote:
:> Reid <reid197...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
:>
:> : "Louis Epstein" <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote in message
:> : news:uz4x8.139147$GS6.13...@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
:> :>
:> :> The article confusingly says that she and Larry Marchiano
:> :> divorced in 1996 after 25 years of marriage,and that she
:> :> and her previous husband,not named but said to have
:> :> forced her into porno at gunpoint,divorced in 1973.
:>
:> : They're talking about 2 different ex-husbands. The first one is the one
:> : she claimed forced her into pornography, abused her, etc. She was married
:> : to the second husband for 25 years, and he says they were still best
:> : friends, even though they divorced in 1996.
:>
:> No question about that.
:> My point is that there is no room for a 25-year marriage
:> between 1973 and 1996.
: You guys keep saying 25 years, but the AP story said *22* years.
Its early versions said 22,including I think the one
posted to the newsgroup.
Swami River, Half-Asstrologer
So, Linda Lovelace finally bit the big one?
Swami
Tregembo
Swami River, Half-Asstrologer <Sw...@AstrologerToTheStars.comNOSPAM> wrote
in message news:Xns91F9D5A56CB3...@151.164.30.42...
This whole line of humor leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Ray Arthur
MadCow57
But, when a porn star doesn't get a cut of the movie, he's all up in
arms.<< -- TGS
Up in arms? What a missed opportunity to say "he jumps down your throat."
DESSCRIBE1
her death as an excuse to hawk their wares as a supposed "tribute." Last night
I got an e-mail with the subject line "Linda Lovelace R.I.P." I thought it
might be from somebody on alt.obits, so I opened it, and got the following
message:
"The Adult Film Industry lost one of it's true pioneers when Porn Star Linda
Lovelace passed from injuries sustained in an automobile accident on April 3rd.
Linda was known for her staring role in the 1972 classic "Deep Throat".
"Deep Throat" was a groundbreaking sex film that starred Linda as a woman who
couldn't have an orgasm until she realizes that her clit is in her throat.
"Deep Throat" has made Linda's name synonymous with oral sex for the past 25
years.
Check out "Deep Throat" and other Adult Film Classics available at.... [website
address snipped so as not to promote them]
DEEP THROAT
LOVE LINDA DEEP THROAT DOLL
STARS WHO DO DEEP THROAT
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS 1
DEVIL IN MISS JONES 1
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Now THAT really sticks in my craw...
Erich
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ObitsMan
Yes, I find that pretty hard to swallow...
Bill Schenley
> [pun intended] terms--get a frog in her throat?
Gerard Depardieu?
Kathi
J.D. Baldwin
In the previous article, Kathi <kath...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Gee, the Linda Lovelace thread quickly petered out.
It wasn't a particularly long one, was it?
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Painius
>
> . . .
> It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
I've read this. I'm also informed that the movie cost only
$25,000 to make. Heluva Net!
My girlfriend, Bobbie, and i went to see this back in 1973.
After the show, we walked out into the lobby. Leaning up
against the far wall was an old man in a trenchcoat.
Without thinking, Bobbie said, "Man, I am SO HUNGRY!"
The old guy broke up. He laughed and laughed, while
Bobbie realized what she'd said. Then we all cracked up,
everyone in the lobby rolling on the floor laughing their bells
off.
Then we went and got something to eat <g>!
--
Indelibly yours, (Dum vivimus, vivamus!)
Painius
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oxo
Brad Ferguson
<3TSx8.49812$QC1.3...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, Painius
<stars...@aol.com> wrote:
> "Louis Epstein" <lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote...
> >
> > . . .
> > It is also claimed that Deep Throat grossed $600 million!!
>
> I've read this. I'm also informed that the movie cost only
> $25,000 to make. Heluva Net!
>
> My girlfriend, Bobbie, and i went to see this back in 1973.
> After the show, we walked out into the lobby. Leaning up
> against the far wall was an old man in a trenchcoat.
>
> Without thinking, Bobbie said, "Man, I am SO HUNGRY!"
> The old guy broke up. He laughed and laughed, while
> Bobbie realized what she'd said. Then we all cracked up,
> everyone in the lobby rolling on the floor laughing their bells
> off.
>
> Then we went and got something to eat <g>!
I remember the video of "Deep Throat" being on sale back in early 1980,
when all of the videos available in the whole world would fit on the
shelves of a not-very-large store. They wanted $130 or so for it, a
not-outrageous price in those days. Those sales must have factored
into (you should pardon the expression) the gross.
Wanderer
ObitsMan wrote:
> >Now THAT really sticks in my craw...
>
> Yes, I find that pretty hard to swallow...
If storks bring white babies..............
And crows bring black babies.................
What brings NO babies?
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