POOR ED CONRAD MAY HAVE LOST HIS HEAD

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HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) --
Search-and-rescue teams from
seven NE Pennsylvania counties
are searching abandoned coal-
mining stripping pits for the lifeless
body of one Ed Conrad.
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The Ignorant Bastard was last
known to be alive when he posted
a message that he had received
a thick unmarked envelope from
The Smithsonian for agreeing that
he'll never to make a monkey out
of it again.
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Conrad, thoroughly despised
by the Scientific Establishment
for proving Darwinian evolution is
a downright hoax, is a rather nice-
looking chap and you'll agree after
seeing his picture.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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This is Mr. Conrad's Web page
detailing his discovery of petrified
human remains between coal veins.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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It also should be noted that Mr.
Conrad, who posts on Google
via username Legally Insane, also
is very much hated by atheists for
proving the physical evidence
that you don't die when you're dead.
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This is Ed Conrad's Web page
about Death and Dying, also
containing portions of an exclusive
interview with God Almighty:
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http://www.edconrad.org
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ED CONRAD'S LAST POSTING BEFORE HE
VANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
Ed Conrad and The Smithsonian
have kissed and made up.
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Attorneys for both sides say
they have smoked a peace pipe
and again are assh*le buddies.
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http://www.howtogrowbud.com/wp-content/gallery/peace-pipes/indian_with_peace_pipe1.jpg
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Ed, who discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins, received
an apology for the fraud that has for
decades been perpetrated against
mankind by folks in white coats in
The Institution.
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He also was given a very thick
nearly-white envelope during a special
ceremony inside one of the cubicles
in the Executive Rest Room
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PAPARAZZI CATCHES ED OPENING ENVELOPE.
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http://eyedrd.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/envelope.jpg
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A Smithsonian spokesman said
Mr. Conrad has promised never
again to post the following material
on Google or sarcastically state that
many so-called "experts" in its employ
are phonier than a crisp, new $8 bill.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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In addition, Ed also has promised
never again to post this ghastly
photograph.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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